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And now onto page 23!

BOOM! Combo broken.

`⇔′: As You Can See, I Am An Angry Error.

: Go Away.

`⇔′: Grr...

Comment number 68.

My cat is like a dog. He likes to have his head out of a car window.

Comment Number 69.

It hurts to know that I have not had a loving relationship.

Coment Number 70.

The moon is magical, but some do not understand that aspect.

Comment Number 71.

Some say that some burgers made with earthworms beef.

Comment Number 72.

I would like to try a rat impaled , and cockroaches with caramel .

Comment Number 73.

It's my job to clean the sand (bathroom) of my cat.

Comment Number 74.

There are days that sometimes I like to have my feminine side. Because sometimes I'm very aggressive with control.

Comment Number 75.

Lost comment. There are no words for this.

˘⇔˘: I Am A Sleepy Error... *Sleeps*

:

(•_•): I Am Circle.

: ARRRGH! SO MANY WEIRDO CHARACTERS!!!

: POST!

*Insert argument to here.* Oh, and your 2 combo is broken.

: GRR ARRRRRGH! MY COMBO!!!
*Eats Hot Dog*

: POST!

: Hey Spyro! Play My New Game!

: No!

: *Waving Tickets*
I Have 2 Season Pass Tickets For Dragon Shores!

: *Turns To Spyro* Please?

: *Groans* Fine!
*Plays Wrecking Ball's Game*

3 ☆0

: What The... Why Is My Smile With A Extra Life Meter And A Star Currency On Top of Me?
*Sees Stars* Oh Boy Stars! ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
*Eats Stars*

3 ☆10

: Yay! I Have 10 Stars!
*Sees Black Star* ★
Oh Boy!
*Eats Black Star*

3 ☆15

: Sweet! Black Stars Are Worth 5 Normal Stars!

3 ☆15

: Get Out My Village! *Shoots Spells*

: D-D-D DISCO BALL! *Crushes Double Trouble*
*Double Trouble Released 5 Stars*
: Hooray! ☆☆☆☆☆
*Eats Stars*

3 ☆20

: Oh Yeah!

3 ☆20

Electric Door Monitor: You Need 50 Stars To Escape The Village.

: 50 STARS?! But I Just Started!
I Only Have 20.

Electric Door Monitor: Not My Problem.
Go Away.

: How About I Just Destroy You Instead?

Electric Door Monitor: Impossible.

: We'll See About That!
D-D-D DISCO BALL!
*Runs Into Gate*
*Gets Electricuted* BZZZJDNDFBVHVKZHGM!

2 ☆20

: Hey! Why Has My Extra Life Meter Decreased?!

Electric Door Monitor: That Is What Will Happen Every Time You Try To Cheat Against This Game.

: Why Didn't You Tell Me That?!

Electric Door Monitor: Because You Need To Learn The Hard Way.

: Well You Stink!
*Leaves*

Comment Number 76.

I love glitches. In videogames & in real life happen this.

2 ☆20

: I Need More Stars...

: I Need More Stars As Well...

: Hey, Who Are You?

: I Am Money Bags, I Use To Have A, Would You Say, Account For Spyro The Dragon Himself. Unfortunately, I Haven't Seen Him Around For Years.

: Shame.

: Indeed.

: So... Can You Help Me Find Some Stars Please?

: Heavens No! I Have A Interest In Collecting Stars In This Realm Because They Are Highly Valuable. But I Will Give You A Upgrade Starting With Just 20 Stars!

: I Have 20 Stars!

: BRILLIANT! So What Do You Say? Trade Your 20 Stars For A Upgrade?

: Wait. I'm Gonna Lose All My Stars?!

: Well of Course You Will! I Would NEVER Give Anything To Anybody For *Gulp* ...Free.

: Oh...

: But Don't Worry!
You Will Need This Upgrade In Order To Progress Through This Game. I Promise You Will Find More Stars With This Upgrade.

: You Mean I Can Find 50 Stars?!

: Maybe More!

: I Accept!

: EXCELLENT!
*Zap*

2 ☆0

: Yay! What Did I Get?!

: This Upgrade Is Called The "Super Disco Ball".

: I WASTED ALL MY STARS FOR A BETTER MOVE I ALREADY HAVE?!

: Well, It IS Called An "Upgrade".

: Grr...

: But Don't Worry! You Need This Upgrade To Break Through Walls And Such, Which Will Lead You To Secret Areas Which May Contain More Stars!

: Well... If You Say So.

: And Don't Worry. I Also Teach New Moves As Well! But Each New Move Will Cost Twice As Much As An Upgrade. And Each New Upgrade Or Move Will Cost More Stars.

: Fine.

: Thank You For The Stars!

: You're Welcome!

2 ☆0

: *Sees Cracked Wall*
NOW'S MY CHANCE!
S-S-S SUPER DISCO BALL!!!
*Breaks Through Wall*
*Enters Cave*
Yay! More Stars! AND A EXTRA LIFE!!! ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
*Eats*

3 ☆10

: WOOT!
*Leaves Cave*

3 ☆10

: *Sees Pirate Ship*

: Arrrgh...

: Uh Oh...

: Challenge Time Ye Little Worm! If Ye Win, I Promise To Give You Me Booty...

: Uh... What?!

: ... Me Treasure Ye Nubskull!

: What Exactly Would Your Treasure Be?

: *Opens Treasure Chest* BLACK STARS! ★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★

: OH MY GOSH!

: *Slams Chest* BUT!
If Ye Lose, This Village Will Be Destroyed And The Villagers Will Be Me New Crew...

Villagers: *Screaming*

: Don't Worry Everyone! I Promise To Win!

: HAR HAR HAR HAR! Never Make A Promise Ye Can't Keep! Especially If Ye Know Ye Will Never Win!

: Can't You Just Talk Like A Normal Person? I Can Tell You're Not A Pirate, You're Just A Thug!

: Only If Ye Win.

: So Be It.

BOSS BATTLE TIME!

: This Game Is Dumb As-

: Watch It!

: Fine. *Keeps Playing*

3 ☆10

: DIE! *Fires Cannon*

: S-S-S SUPER DISCO BALL!
*Deflects*
*Cannon Ball Hits Ship*

: ARRGH! STOP! That Be Destroying Me Ship!

: Yay!

: *Fires 3 Cannons*

: *Deflects All 3 Cannon Balls*
*Cannon Balls Hit Ship*

: Arrgh! Me Ship! One More Hit And It Be A Goner!

: Then Stop Shooting Cannons At Me Stupid And Just Go Home!

: NEVER!
*Fires Cannon*

: *Eats Cannon*
*Spits At Terrafin's Head*
*Ship Sinks*

: THIS ISN'T THE LAST OF ME!!!
*Sinks*

: *Opens Treasure Chest*
Yay! Black Stars! ★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★
*Eats*

3 ☆110

: HOORAY! Now I Can Finally Leave This Village!

Villager: Wait! We All Want To Give You A Star For Saving Us!

: And Because of How You Used My Upgrade Well Enough To Save My Business...

Villagers:

: ...AND The Village! I Will Give You-

: A Star Too!

: NO! A Map For My Next Location!
*Gives Map*
See You Soon!
*Runs Off*

Villager: Now Lets ALL Give This Hero A Star!

: Yay!

*90 Villagers Give Wrecking Ball 1 Star Each*

3 ☆200

: Thank You Everyone! *Runs Off*

Electric Door Monitor: Back Again I See...

: Yep! And I Have More Than 50 Stars!

Electric Door Monitor: Good. Now Insert The Stars Here.

: Okay! *Puts 50 Stars In Machine*

Electric Door Monitor: Okay... You May Pass.
*Electricity Turns Off*

: Yay! *Runs Off To Next World*

3 ☆150

: Oh! A Portal! This Could Take Me To The Next World! *Jumps In*

: *Slams Down Controller*
That's It! I'm Taking A Break From This Garbage!
*Flies To Midnight Mountains*

Comment Number 77.

Sometimes the number 7 is good luck.

: TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

: POST!

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