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Skyburst: Ah,that looks so great!I have got to try it.*picks up a random Pidgeotto and kills it,then sets it on fire*
Fern: Oh,yay!I just love killing!
Kaede: *comes in*Hey,me too!
Abyss: Remember who's in charge here.
Fern: Eh,I love killing.Nothing can take that away.

Raya: *points at Kaede* can I kill that?
Eve: *face/palm* NO!
Raya: *sigh* fine. I'm gonna go kill a large legendary for FUN!
Eve: She's gonna get killed ...
Raya: OFF TO KILL LUGIA! *starts to trot off*

Kaede: I'm dead already.Well,only half-dead.
Fern: What did cynd tell you?
Kaede: That she's going to tell the whole story about us?
Fern: *nods* Correct.

-moments pass-
Raya: *returns with dead body of Lugia* heheheheheh ... Lugia's blood is yummy ....
Eve: *jaw his the floor* how ...?

Skyburst: I want to taste it!
Kaede: That is just too awesome!
Fern: Woohoo!Blood!
Abyss: They have gone nuts with this...

Raya: Who wants to go kill Zapdos, Arcticuno, and Moltres!? WHOO!! *dashes off again*
Eve: This will not end well. Arceus will be next at this rate.

Skyburst: I AM SO GOING!*runs after Raya*
Fern & Kaede: WAIT FOR UUUUS!*follow*
Abyss: I can't wait for that part.

Eve: I can imagine it now ... *fades into daydream*

-daydream-
Raya: Arceus! Show yourself!
Arceus: What the hell do you want?
Raya: *uses Zap Cannon* DIE!!!!!
Arceus: *dodges and smashes his foot down on Raya* Gross, she smudged ...
-exit daydream-

Eve: *shudders*


Raya: WHOO!! Let's magically teleport! *magically teleports*

Abyss: I saw that,Eve.
cynd: ...You are disgusting.*goes back to killing*
Abyss: You're one to talk...

Skyburst,Fern,& Kaede: *follow Raya*

Eve: you were meant to, stupid.

Raya: *magically appears beside Eve* Keep imagining, I DARE you. *vanishes and appears in front of the annual Gathering of Zapdos, Moltres, and Arcticuno* Hey, time to die!
Moltres: What?
Arcticuno: You're mean ...
Zapdos: I'M DRUNK!!!!!

Skyburst: I call dibs on the drunk guy!
Fern: I'll take the Articuno.I'm not good with fire.
Kaede: Well,I could help Raya with the Moltres.

Zapdos: Hey, little bros ... and sis. Wazzup? You missed the drugs, man.
Raya: *latches onto the neck of Moltres* DIE! *rips out Moltres's throat*
Arcticuno: Holy crap!! *starts to try to fly away*

Fern: *leaps onto Articuno's back* *uses a dark razor leaf at Atrticuno's throat,then bites its throat,killing it* Wooohooo!
Skyburst: Oh,this is so awesome!
Kaede: Tell me about it!X)

Zapdos: Whoooooooaaa, man ... that's rough. I see you're one of the mans ...
Raya: I'M F--KING FEMALE!! *rips out Zapdos's throat and heart* ... *screams* holy crap, drugs! *throws away heart and lungs*
Entei: Holy crap, what the hell happened here??
Raya: YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE!! *lunges at throat of Entei*

Skyburst: There's got to be a Raikou,too!
Raikou: No!Entei!
Skyburst: MWAHAHA!*leaps at Raikou,ripping some fur*
Fern: Oh,yeah!This is awesome!
Kaede: Abyss had to miss this.I feel bad for him.

Raya: aww, I like Raikou ... Oh, well! *snaps Entei's neck*
Suicuine: Sh-t ...
Giratina: WTF???
Palkia: Damn, ... I need to drink more whine and beer!
Dialga: Damnit, Palkia, shut the f--k up!!
Lacy: Try to kill me, I DARE you ...
MewTwo: ... Sh-t, am I next?
Mew: You will be in a second ...
MewTwo: O.O ...
Jirachi: YAY!! I'MMA BACK, B!TCHES!!
Victini: ... Crap?
Aria Meloetta: LALALALALALAAAAAAAAAAA!!
Pirouette Meloetta: SHUT UP AND LET ME DANCE!!
Genesect: DIE DAMN IT!!
(all other legendaries I'm too lazy to put in): ... O.O

CinderLover, I'm here to remind you that the voting for Goldenfire's contest ends on the tenth and we need you to vote.

Hey, thanks! Sorry for the ... yeah!

Here is my PLACE! I express myself here.

No problem.

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Mesprit: What is this,a reunion where we all get KILLED?
Lugia: They killed Entei!
Deoxys: Uhhhh...Oh,no.
Sabreen: I'm here!
Fern: The Shamin loves to kill?
Sabreen: Yup!Well,I want to try.
Uxie: Oh,Arceus.Arceus won't be happy about this.
Azelf: WE'RE GOING EXTINCT! *flys around in a panicky circle*
Jet: Yo.A Latios is here.
Latias: Why do you get a name?
Jet: Cuz I'm awesome.
Skyburst: *steps on Raikou's neck* HAHA!Killing spree!
cynd: *leaps out of a random bush* I iz here!I must kill some Pokemon!
Kaede: Woohoo!cynd!
Fern: This.Is.Too.AWESOME!

CL: WHOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *kills Regigigas with scythe*
Regirock, Registell, & Regice: DIE YOU MOTHERF--KER!!
Lacy: I've been wanting to do this forever ... *pices up Regirock by the arm and smashes it into Registeel. Then bashes Regirock into Regice, shattering Regice. Then forces Registeel to use Explosion and kill both Regirock and Registeel.*
Mewka: DIE!!
CL: Wait! I can't control her! She's GF's character!
Mewka: *vanishes*
Lacy: Awww ...
Smoke: Hi!
Lacy: DIE!!!!!! *kills smoke by turning him inside-out*
Mewtwo: Holy crap ....
Raya: *ripping at Giratina's neck*
Giratina: I can't reach you!! MY NECK ISN'T BUILT FOR THIS!!

cynd: Hiyah!*cuts off Latias's head with fire sword*
Mesprit: Oh,sh-t!
cynd: *bombs Mesprit,Azelf,and Uxie,their blood and guts going ewverywhere*
Fern: *leaps at Lugia* DIE DIE DIE!
Ho-oh: OMGEE!
Skyburst: *blows up Ho-oh with fire*
Rayquaza,Groudon,& Kyogre:
Darkrai: What the h*ll is going on here!?
Kaede: Oh,sh-t!It's Darkrai!

CL: *cuts off the head of Palkia and Dialga* MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Raya: *licking the blood of Giratina and Cresselia off of her paws* ... die. *rips throat out of Suicune as he lunges* You die, too. *cuts open the belly of Reshiram, making it's guts spill out and therefor forcing death*
Rekrom: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *explodes*
CL: Staples, that was easy!
Croc: What?
Eve: KILL!! *kills cros*
Raya: *finishing killing Shiny Gyrados* Eve, WTF?? He's not a legendary!
Eve: I just hate him.
Raya: Why??
Eve: He's been lookin' at my @$$.
Raya: O.O Um ...

Fern: ....Ummmm....Who?
Jake: *runs over with Flare*Hey,you forgot about us!
cynd: Shush it,Jake.

Eve: Random line here!!
Raya: Help us kill things ...
Arcues: WTF are you people DOING???
Raya: Time to kill!!
CL: *looks at scythe* Need a new weapon for Arceus ... *takes out a much larger scythe* MUCH better!! >=D
Flare: ...???????????????????????????????????????
Lacy: Holy crap! *looks around* YOU! *tackles Skyburst* Save me from those murderers!!!

Skyburst: But,I was born to kill...Okay,I'll help.Follow me.I know a good place.
cynd: Oh,Arceus,Skyburst...*takes out a much larger fire sword than before* Yesh,much betta!
Fern: *sighs* Okay,then.Time to face the creator of a creepy snowcone...
Skyburst: I wish that Flare needed saving,too.There's always room for another,Flare!
Kaede: There's always room for another dead Pokemon...

Flare: ... O.O Yeah, I'm gonna follow them ... *hugs Skyburst, pelt prickling with fear*
Lacy: Just hurry up! They're gonna kill me!!

Arceus: *turns into Ground flavor Arceus* Ha ha! You cannot harm me with your pathetic Electric Attacks and fire- HOLY SH-T!! *narrowly dodges huge Scythe blade*
CL: DAMN! I MISSED HIS NECK!!

Skyburst: *purs and starts to run away from the fighting*

cynd: Oh,no fire?In that case...*takes out huge sword filled with dark power*Prepare to die.
Fern: cynd,you have GOT it!
cynd: You want one?I got loads just waiting to be used.
Kaede: Well,at least Fern and me can attack.
Jake: Shoot!Well,at least I got some Poison-type attacks!

Arceus: *changes to Bug Type flavor* Mwa ahahahah- HOLY SH-T AGAIN!! *narrowly evades the scythe again*
CL: DAMN IT STOP MOVING!!!!!!!


Flare & Lacy: *follow after Skyburst*

Losi: Yoink! And we're back in for more!
Me: *facepalm* well...hi everyone!
Losi: *looks at scene* Wth!
Me: *sigh*
Jalorda: Uber evolution time!!!! *evolves into Servine, then Serperior* yay! now my name matches my species!

CL: D-o, come help us kill things!! Namely Arceus ...

Me: Pshaw, that's easy. *lvl 1 rattata w/ focus sash uses endeavorer on Arceus*
Losi: Darnit! I wanted to kill Arceus. Always hated god pokemon.
Jalorda: Woooh! Leaf Storm *Uses leaf storm* *special attack sharply rose*

Arceus fainted!!
Raya: *cuts open his throat* WHOOOO!! We rule the world!! ... or something ...

Losi: Either that....or the whole world blows up spontaneously from a lack of god pokemon.
Me: Nah, that'd never happen.
Jalorda: *uses Leaf Storm again and teleports* Wheee! *sp attk sharply rose!*

Raya: *grabs Jalorda by the neck* keep doing that. I dare you.

Jalorda: *uses Glare* *Paralyzes raya* *sings* I did something different!
Me: Oh great...maybe creating new character wasn't too good of an idea.
Losi: And D-o made a picture of me!
Me: I did?
Losi: Yeah, but you just won't show it 'cause it sucks.
Me: Ri-ight...

Raya: I can't be paralyzed, I'mma Electric Type! *uses Thunder Fang*
CL: Do I have to use this over-sized scythe on you two? *glares at D-o and Losi*

Jalorda: Glare paralyzes anything no matter type...*sigh* *Uses uber charged Leaf Storm* some people justnever learn...
Me: I didn't do anything! *raises hands up*
Losi: Meep! *hides behind D-o*

CL: *shrugs* okay! *swings at Raya*
Raya: *ducks* WTF, man!?
CL: What? I'm bored!
Raya: If you'll excuse me, I have to go find Flare so she can eat this little abomination alive!
CL: Speaking of which, where'd she GO??
Eve: Off with Skyburst ....
Both: WHAT!?

Jalorda: Who's Flare? Who's Skyburst? What in the sam hill is goin' on?!?
Me: Flare...Skyburst?
Losi: Dangit, that's one off my list.
Me: what list?
Losi: My list of potential mates.
Me: WHAT!!?! AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME!?!?
Losi: ....no...
Me: No choosing mates for you! uh uh. no.
Losi: *jaw drop* but why?
Me: If you're gonna find one, you can't be making lists! That's just cruel.
Losi: *silently cursing*

Eve: *laughing* don't worry! I don't think they're "together".
Raya: *sweat-drop* Eve ... shut up.
CL: Making a list??? No wonder you don't have a mate yet!
Eve: ... Okay, when a girl says it's wrong, it's wrong.
CL: SOMEBODY recognizes it ...

Losi: ...
Me: *nods agreeing with CL*
Losi: Why wasn't I told this before.
Me: Because we never knew you had one in the first place.
Losi: No- But- Ayagh! *epic facepalm*
Me: Mmhmm...

CL: You need help, Losi. EVE!
Eve: Huh?
CL: Go help Losi find love.
Eve: Who's love?
CL:*face/palm* RAYA! Go help Losi find Love.
Raya: But I have things to do .... Like go find Aquarius.
CL: Talk to your boyfriend later! Help Losi NOW!
Raya: *sigh* fine.

Losi: Meep! Get me away from the deadly looking Luxray! *hides behind D-o*
Me: Losi...just...rip up your list...and wait for Ash to be a pokemon master. Then you can find love.
Losi: But Ash NEVER becomes a pokemon master.
Me: That's the point.
Losi: ...you're mean.
Me: No, just unhappy...do...something that doesn't involve hiding behind me....

Raya: Y-You think I'm ... deadly ...?? *sits down and starts to cry*
CL: OKAY, WHO SWITCHED EVE'S PERSONALITY WITH RAYA'S!?
Eve: You did, Jackass. Now turn her back to normal before I kill you!
CL: O.O okay.
Raya: *falls over laughing* You're right! I am deadly!!
Eve: ... Did I just say a curse word!?
CL: maybe ...

Me: Doh...
Losi: Can I go with Eve?
Me: ...you know what? I can't deal with watching this anymore...*walks away*

Eve: Ooooo, where!?
CL: *face/palm* As long as you get that THING away from me!!
Eve: Hey ... I'm a Raieon, not a 'thing'
CL: TAKE HER!!! *shoves Eve forwards and runs away*
Raya: ... back to killing things! *continues to kill legendary Pokemon for no reason*

Me: *runs back and shouts at Raya* STAY AWAY FROM LATIAS AND LATIOS OR I WILL PERSONALLY SKIN YOU ALIVE THEN BURN AND FREEZE YOU TO DEATH AND WEAR YOUR SKIN AS A TROPHY!!!! *scurries back*
Losi: Yay! *glomps Eve*
Jalorda: *uses Leaf Storm randomly*

Raya: ... Latias, Latios ... Lemme show you to a ... safe area ... yeah ... a safe area ...
Latias: Okay!
Latios: I dunno ....
Raya: do you want to die no- i mean ever?
both: nope.
Raya: Then COME!!

Eve: Eeehhh! *falls over* Silly, get off.

Losi: *reluctantly gets off*
Me: *points two fingers to eyes then to raya* I'll be watching... *ominously disappears*