darkSpyro

Granted. Your favorite pairing becomes unshippable in your eyes instead.

I wish fandoms, countries, and just people in general would stop warring with each other all the diddly dang time.

Granted, but they'll decrease your freedom.

I wish in Star Fox Zero, Falco's design was like my avatar.

Granted, but only when YOU play it

I wish for the smoothest stone in the world

Granted, flying at your face

I wish for my favourite characters to be real

Granted, flying at your face

I wish for sushi

Granted, but you get diarrhea because it's crap, convenience store sushi.

I wish for a smoking hot girlfriend!

Granted. She's a fire elemental. Don't make her angry.

I wish for more video game cash.

Granted, in Panamanian balbaos

No wish. You become nothing.

I wish for a teleporting device.

Granted, but it'll teleport you to random places without you knowing.

I wish for Five Nights At Freddy's to be real.

Granted, they kill you

I wish for nothing

Granted. Everything you have is taken away from you, and you can never get anything again.

I wish for a pet jellyfish that will not kill me.

Granted, but it escapes somehow.


I wish I had wings.

Granted, but you can't fly with them.

I wish Falco from Star Fox was in Fire Emblem Fates.

Granted, in your imagination

I wish for the holy Bucky potato

Granted, but you can't eat it

I wish Falco was the leader of Star Fox instead of Fox.

(Why would I eat the holy Bucky potato?)

Granted, he dies immediately after

I wish for dorito and chorizo to be real

Granted, but tey will kill you.

I wish for Shrek to nolonger be relevant as a meme.

Granted, but there is no corruption

I wish for infinite pens

Granted, but the pens kills you

I wish I could learn Leviosa.

Granted, but you keep dropping things halfway through their journeys.

I wish for pie.

Granted, but it's thrown in your face

I wish that I could meet the cast of It's Always Sunny.

Granted, but it won't be the real cast just holograms.

I wish I was a Disney Channel star

Granted but you go on a crazy drug binge about 10 years later!

I wish I could meet a user of the forums

Wish granted. They turn out to be a mass murderer.

I wish for a movie to watch.

Granted, but the movie is Garbage Pail Kids

I wish for a MILLION WISHES!

Granted, but no wishes will get granted

I wish I could meet Taylor Swift

Granted, she stabs you and makes a song

I wish for one grain of sand

Granted, but you drop it on a beach and can never find that exact one again.

I wish for Bernie Sanders to become president.

Granted, he sends you to jail

I wish Donald trump to explode

Granted. He explodes with votes for him to become president


I wish that unicorns exist each day for only thirty minutes in a secure location.

Granted, but the unicorns are demonic

I wish Friday by Rebecca Black was a better song

Granted, but it's still bad

I wish for something bad to happen to someone that isn't me

Granted, but you are the one causing it to happen.

I wish I went to the Twenty Øne Pilots concert

Granted, you suffocate

I wish for 1p

Granted, it's the mingy one that no one wants to take off you though
It also smells of something you'd rather not think about...oh god it stained your fingers

I wish for LAZER BEAMS

Granted, but they're harmless.

I wish that I had one of every Pokemon in Pokemon Rumble World!

Granted but you'll release them after

I wish I could be on stage with Taylor Swift

Granted, for a yoctosecond

I wish to finish my book in peace

Granted but your book will be ****ty quality.

I wish for Madonna to retire

Granted, she turns out to be your mum

I wish to eat the world

Granted, right before someone blows it up

I wish that I had my own copy of Kid Icarus: Uprising so I could play past level three

Wish granted but it gets destroyed by your...imaginary dragon.

I wish I could finish watching this anime >~>

Granted but you'll watch it FOREVER!

I wish Work by Rihanna ft. Drake was burning in Hell

Granted, except it's Tartarus

I wish to sleep, preferably forever

Granted, but you have to sleepwalk for eternity

I wish I was a Hollywood actor

That's actually a good thing because my friend wouldn't stop checking the phone, and now she left, not finishing the anime >~>

Ahem, wish granted, but one of your parts require you to do a dangerous stunt, you approve, and die in the making of the film.

I wish my friend didn't have an addiction to her phone.

Granted, now they're addicted to YOUR phone

I wish for the best birthday ever today

Granted, when your 100

I wish for something to happen

Wish granted, but the thing that happens is that the universe blows up.

I wish I lived in Japan.