darkSpyro

you said colon (where the crap is at)

I don't know I ate so much I feel fat! My stomache won't extend anymore....

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okay then

Okay then

...so how was your day?

Good...

HULK ANGRY!!!!YOU GUYS GOT TO THE 1000 POST WITHOUT ME!!!! HULK SMASH!!!!

Hulk: Time to die derppy hooves

Derppy: hold up atleast let me digest lunch.

15 minutes later

Derppy: K Hulk I'm ready!!! I no longer have he urge to poop!

O.O k?

I found that on YouTube but it had king kong and that other lady in dat movie.

Derpy:Muffin?

Hulk: what flavor muffin. I shall spare your brainz

""Blueberry!"Derpy said.

"MUFFIN FLAVORED!" shouted Midnight

"Okay?"asked Metal Midnight

"GET THE HECK OUTTA HERE CLONE!" yelled Midnight

Hulk: I don't like blubbery muffin flavored muffins!!! Your death penalty: is DEATH *grunt* somehow...?

Midnight: I'M THE MOTHER FLIPPIN! YOU CAN'T KILL ME!
Scourge: what if i took a sword and stab you with it
Midnight: you get B#### SLAPPED BY ME

Derpy: what if I nuke the world?
Hulk: THAT'S MY JOB! *has a spasm attack*
Hulk falls onto midnight clone.
the impact of hulk forces a fart out of the clone *pppft*

Midnight: Failure on the clone...
Scourge:.... I'm doppleganger and I'm mad that you said clone
Midnight: shut up you are one

Darth vader chpos off midnights nose hairs. MIDNIGHT I AM YOUR BARBER.

Nooooooo!

Midnight: -turns vader- I join the dark side! -bowing-
Scourge: OH TO HIM! AND NOT ME!
Midnight: -looking at scourge- you were a jerk to alice acorn. that why i don't like you. actually I HATE YOU!
Scourge: she dumped me and tried killing me.
Midnight: cause you're a fail at life

Guess who found a dead rabbit!

Elmo!!!!???? D:

Nope I did!

D: NO FLUFFY! (what color was it?)

I remember when I was a kid and I always tried to kill a squirrel with my dads bow andcarrow from woodshop

OMG DERPY HOOVES WAS IN MY DREAMS DOING THE MACARANA DANCE

and the squirrel got away

I have a joke!

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says"I forgot to store nuts for winter! And now I'm dead"

It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Say whats?!

Alice acorn: I take offense to that!

Here this will explain...

Alice:
Ray the flying squirrel: NOT GONNA HAPPEN

Looks at Missing sign?..

Ray: -looks at sign- TIME TRAVEL DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!

Yes it does synching hi.gbmcn

Ray: no sense are you still speaking english?
Midnight: just ask silver he knows time travel like the back of his hand.
Silver: don't get me involved

Yes..

Ray: ?

??????

Ray: nevermind

Midnight:

POTATOE! Anyways I found a dead rabbit in my backyard yesterday.

what color was the rabbit?

Grayish-brown...me and my dad encountered a glitch in skylanders just now...

ok.
WHAT IS THE GLITCH

Me and my dad were messing around in the water on the beach of the ruins then we were to far from each other so we got teleported back on land but we were teleported into a rock

Lol did u get out of the rock? I found a glitch too. It's in Kaos lair. At the end (when your about to ride to his castle) the area were u fight all the monsters, I walked to the edge of the circle and it got stuck in the border thing :/ I died cause the knights and lava dudes closed in.

what should I name him??

name:
Element: air/electricity
Primary attack: lightning claw: a swift scratch with electricity
upgrades

• enemy stun: paralizes enemy for 2 seconds after scratch
  
• lightning charge: increased damage and faster movement
  

Secondary attack: stun charge: dashes at enemy with extreme forse
Upgrades

• 50 yard dash: lasts longer and stronger
  
• aftershock: dash leaves behind electricity, enemy to touch would be stunned
  

Description: a lightning pup with black stripes across his head. Yellow fur and a fluffy tail. Equipped razor claws and fangs. Purple eyes. Lightning cloud floats around him as an aura to his power.

He was born by two old ally muts who soon died and left their son alone. An evil scientist found the dog and used him for lab expirements. After years of being mistreated the pup was sick of experiments and tore a wire from a machine. The electricity and nuclear waist soaked into the dogs fur and he became a mutant hound. Electricity molecules coursed through his veins. Over time he collected air and electricity to create an aura storm cloud that floated around him. The scientist was proud in his work but the pup used the cloud to float away. He got lost in skylands and was starving for months. He then found wreking ball and tried to eat him. Wrecking ball was impressed with his power and got him to be a skylander. (still need a name)

http://m1145.photobucket.com/a...2e.jpg.html?o=0