darkSpyro

LOL. I have a set character for that kind of stuff.

OMG, new page!

cynd: You really do like it?Gf says that splitting will ruin the rp...
Jake: I AGREE WITH GF!

I LOVE IT!!
Flare: *smacks CL*
CL: I-I mean, I love it! but... maybe the splitting shouldn't be in there.
Eve: I DON'T WANNA LEAVE THEM!! *attaches to Losi*
Flare: DON'T LEAVE MEEEE!! *attaches to Jake*
CL: *shrugs* I'll play along. *attaches to cynd*

cynd: I'm trying to make it better!I was half asleep,okay?
Jake: I WON'TTT!
Fern: Ooooh,let them split!We can get them one at a time,then!
cynd: *smacks Fern*IDIOT!
Fern: B-b-but-
cynd: *ignores Fern*Now,we can leave the splitting part out.I still wanna make the Pokemon come for a reason...

Losi: Eve...you can let go now...
Me: *sigh* I'm okay with whatever you guys do, as long as Losi gets to blow up stuff without impending danger.
Losi: Yaay! Blowing up is fun!

cynd: *sighs*Maybe...How about this?:
After the Marked Eeveelutions defeated Them,it was all peaceful.Or,at least it was,untill the 'disease' somehow got worse and started spreading as fast as wildfire.Every Pokemon is trying to find Mewtwo so that they could cure the infected Pokemon.Then,more strange things begin to happen.A Pokemon from the future visits the Marked Eeveelutions,telling them that the future is filled with darkness and fear,and only finding a hidden forest will help.Strange killings are reported,and it's slowly getting worse.Other forests out in the world are starting to get "sick",or slowly dying,and only the Marked Eeveelutions can put a stop to it.But,dark paths are still being followed.Dark secrets and pasts are still being revealed,making this much more dangerous than it should be.Lies cover up the truth,and the Final,or True,Battle is much more closer than it was before.Can the Marked Eeveelutions save the day,or possibly,the world?
Jake: No splitting up!I like it!
Fern: I like the future stuff!Darkness and fear are such a great mix!
cynd: I wasn't asking you,Fern!*slaps Fern*

Me: Who will control Mewtwo?
Losi: Do I get to blow stuff up.
Me: ...you're going to go emo.
Losi: Ooh! Ooh! EMO! YAY!! *few seconds later* What's emo?

cynd: Very emotional.That's emo,Losi.Get up and face it.
Jake: ...He's already up.
cynd: *Punches Jake* Now,Gf will control Mewtwo,since she already got the Mew and she made up the disease.I still control the rp,though!

Me: Okay.
Losi: Emo sounds like fun!
Me: It isn't...
Losi: Well, then I'm a rebel, 'cause I'll make it fun!
Me: *facepalm*
Losi: Eve...you can let go of me now. I'm not going anywhere.

cynd: Okay,I don't need Gf's opinion cuz this rp is already,like,a week late!
Jake: Start it!Please!I got nowhere to go!
cynd: Okay,okay!Sheesh,Jake!*rolls eyes*

Me: Actually...do you guys mind holding it off for a week? nevermind, you can start it...
Losi: Why would you want to hold it off?
Me: I'm leaving for a week since I'm going to D.C.
Losi: Where?
Me: Nevermind.

cynd: D.C.!?Oh,no!I hate this right now.
Jake: *sighs*Well,I feel all empty right now.Please,cynd!Please,please,please!
cynd: Idk...I want D-o to be there.He's one of my best friends on here...I just...
Fern: *growls*I'll kill him right now for you.Would that smoothen it?
cynd: *Smacks Fern*Don't even THINK about it!

Me: Ah, it's okay.You guys can start without me. Just catch me up when I get back. Besides, Losi isn't really doing anything other than tagging along with Ally.
Losi: Hey!
Me: What? It's true!
Losi: *grumbles*

cynd: Oh,carp!I gtg!When I post the Eeveelution rp,DON'T overpost with Gf,cuz she's on,kay?I'll be back in about 30 mins.Hold on untill then!

Losi: Carp is delicious!
me: *facepalm* Okay, I won't. Just tell Gf the same thing so she doesn't blow up on me when I don't respond.

Edit: And tell Riolu Blue 247 as welll...

cynd: Blue's on?NOOOO!I hate library right now...I'll post the rp when I get back.Srry,D-o...

D-o: Well, I'm leaving soon anyway. got lotsa things goin on.
Losi: Somebody get Eve off me...
Me: Nah, you two look cute together!
Losi: Doh...

cynd: Eve is his RELATIVE,D-o!
Jake: She's my relative,too!I just can't believe that Losi is my BROTHER!
cynd: Well,he has sorta the same personalaty as Icewind...
Jake: But,me and Losi have almost NOTHING the same!
cynd: You don't need to have everything the same.
Jake: Why did you have to make this up?
cynd: Don't know.I made it up,and I can't change it.

Me: Anyone realize that ALL eeveelutions are related. I mean, they are, just...different parents and such. Losi's...i don't know...cousins could have been all of the Shinies Them! Besides, they're animals.
Losi: How the heck did you just come up with that?
Me: Just now.
Losi: I'm not an animal.
Me: Yes you are. You're a pokemon. a.k.a. Animals with powers.
Losi: What!?!?
Me: Fine, you're a pokemon which means= pocket MONStER. Want to be called that instead?
Losi: *small voice* no...I'm good with animal...

cynd: Yeah,animals.Like a Buneary looks like a bunny,a Bidoof looks like a Beaver,a Blitzle looks like a zebra,a Glameow looks like a cat,a Mightyena loks like a wolf,a Chimchar looks like a monkey...All that stuff.
Jake: Yeah!Liko,Losi,me,and Flare came from Icewind and Spark,and Sun,Moon,Eve,and Aquarius came from Water and Solar.
cynd: We GET it,Jake!

Eve: ... heheheheh ... You're all weird.
CL: I want to kill her again.
Eve: YOU CAN'T! I'MMA GHOST NOW!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
Flare: You wanna bet?
Eve: ... meep ...
Flare: Good ... now get off of him.
Eve: ... okay ... *runs away from Losi, and hides behind Jake* Eep ...

NOW WHERE IS THE RP!?

Losi: I'm confused.
Me: *facepalm* Point is: every eevee and eeveelution are all related somehow along the lines.
Losi: Wait what??!? I-I-I can't....
Me: Aaand...that's when Losi FINALLY realizes it.
Losi: doh... *hits head against wall*

Flare: ... You are a complete moron! Can we get Aquarius in here to help me put out his flame!?
Eve: Flare ... calm down ...
Flare: I DON'T WANNA CALM DOWN!!!
Eve: HOLY CRAP!! *hides behind CL*
CL: Um ... *tranquilizes Flare*
Flare: eheheheh ... I see Pidoves ... .... ... *faints*

cynd: No,not everybody!The Dark Eeveelutions...NOT connected in any way whatsoever!Except for one TEENSY way,but that'll be revealed later.They aren't connected,though.
Jake: Give cynd a minute.
cynd: Wha-?
Jake: The RP?
cynd: Ohhhhy!Yeah,okay!Listen to him and gimme a min!

CL: *bouncing off the walls from excitement* NEED RP!!!!!!!
Eve: ... I'm just gonna ... Go away ... With Cynd ...
Flare: -still unconscious-

Losi: MY LIFE HAS BEEN RUINED!!!!!!
Me: You're life was already ruined...
Losi: When did that happen.
Me: *checks watch* Mm...about a year ago.
Losi: WHAT!!!!
Me: Yep...
Losi: *epic repeated facepalm*
Me: ouch...

CL: how has his life been ... ruined? Um ... yeah ... um ... confused ... um ... why am I still talking? Um ... yeah ...

cynd: Okay,look,CL.I need you to put them in your charas.No,just put:
Them:
Then you put all of the charas,since you have Them,right?And,I need your charas in your first post,too.I want to make it easier for ppl by putting names and what Pokemon they are in the first post...
Jake: Just start the rp!

Me: Losi, as an Eevee fell off the mountain he was born in. Then he was snatched up by a Braivery, who was gonna eat him but didn't get the chance to because halfway to the Braivery's home, Losi fell off by biting the Braivery. Then Losi scavenged for survival, then he found an ice rock, touched it and evolved into a Glaceon. Then he managed to find his way into Silverlight forest...and you guys no the rest. He's been insulted by Ally, has a thing going on with Eve...aand just found out he can't....yeah, his life's messed up.
Losi: Since when did you know my detailed life? How the heck do you know all that stuff?
Me: I created you. I know everything.

cynd: ...I don't get it.How the HECK is he an-?Oh,wait!I got something!There was a vision: Jake was chasing waffle,bumped into Icewind,Icewind gave 'im a vision of a BLIZZARD!That's what mountains sometimes have,right?
Jake: ...Yeah,it was like that...

ZOMG, She must've accidentally left him!! IT! MAKES! SENSE!! *wipes away tears of joy*
Eve: CL ... You are really addicted to this RP
CL: Damn ... you're right ...

cynd: I am too!I've spent half the night,just searching for a plot!
Jake: It DOES make sense!cynd and D-o are geniouses!It's like their minds are TOTALLY connected!
cynd: ...No,it's just the power of fate!
Jake: Riiight.Explain please?Here is D-o,not knowing ANYTHING about the vision except now.And it fits like an easy puzzle piece!
cynd: *growls*We GET it,Jake!

... I think we have to inspect D-o's brain. *takes out scythe* Ready?

cynd: *almost pees in pants*Jake was right,CL!Our brains are somehow connected.Please inspect his brain!Please!
Jake: Yeah,D-o took the name Jade for a Snivy.Anyone know who Jade is?
Fern: The Espeon!Oh,Arceus!

Alllllrighty!!

WAIT!! Hmm ... a horizontal slicing motion, or a vertical cleaving motion?

cynd: Whatever works best!
Jake: Oh,this is going to be AWESOME!
Fern: Tell me about it!

Okay! *slices D-o's head off* Alright, I'mma gonna need your lot's help now ...

Fern: ME!MEMEMEME!I wanna do stuff!
cynd: Brains...I just love them!Learning 'bout the human body,so I can learn more this way.
Jake: I'm in!

Hand me those funny things over there ... *points at shelf full of random stuff. Specifically something that looks like an E-Reader and something that looks like a Lazar pen*

Fern: *grabs it and gives it to CL*
cynd: *squeals with excitement*
Jake: cynd...don't get overexcited.

Okay ... thanks ... *points said Lazar pointer at D-o's brain, and red light covers said brain* heheheh .... pretty light .... ANYWAY!! *points light at E-Reader-like device, and throws away lazar pointer* Alright ... There is ... NO connections! It was simply a choice of words, and a matter of fate. Now, Gimme that sewing machine-like thing.

cynd: Whew!What a relief!
Fern: *grabs it,then gives it to CL*
Jake: Get done before D-o comes on!

*sews back D-o's head, and covers injury in Vaseline* um ... *cleans away blood* He's fine now ... I think ... *pokes at D-o*

cynd: Well at least we got it done,right?
Fern: That.Was.Completely.AWESOME.If you ever need someone to help you,call me,CL!
Jake: *sighs*

Of course it was! I'm epic! (JK, JK, JK, JK, JK, JK!!!)

Now ... Does anybody have a Twix?

cynd: Well,I had about four yesterday...
Jake: FOUR!?WHY DIDN'T YOU SHARE IT!?
cynd: Because it was in real life.
Jake: ...You're saying that I am not alive!?
cynd: NO!Oh,Arceus,Jake!You're alive on darkspyro,you're not alive in real life.
Jake: I'm half-dead!*bawls*
cynd: I'm getting sick of explaining this to you.

Okay ... FLARE Come explain to Jake how he's alive in Darkspryo only!
Flare: Okay .... wait, why ME!?
CL: You ARE his sister!
Flare: But so are Losi and Liko! They need some bro. time, right? Come on, guys, work with me here!
CL: YOU'RE DOING IT!!!!! *shoved Flare forwards*
Flare: .... crap.

Jake: I just realized that Flare is the only girl!What I mean is,me,Losi,and Liko are male,Flare is female!
cynd: We GET it,Jake! Annoying,annoying,ANNOYING!

Flare: But I feel like one of the guys ...
CL: just like Raya, so GET OUT THERE AND WIN ME A TROPHY!!
Flare: What?
CL: DRESS UP TIME!!
Flare: What!? NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THE MOST GIRLY SPORT!!!

Jake: Aw,Flare!You probably would be a boy if you-
cynd: Okay,shut it or face the wrath of...Wraitheon!
Jake: WHAAAAT!?NONONONONO!
cynd: Oh,yeah!The fire-like stuff red,the rest a light purple.Go,Wraitheon!

Skyburst: So,we finally meet,Jake!I am Wraitheon.
Jake: That's the name of your Cyndaquil!How could you?
cynd: Hey,I had to get Wraitheon in there.It looked so cool!Plus,I now have a Turtwig and a Charmander.
Jake: You got rid of it!*sobs*
cynd: Whatever.Just meet your opposite!*points at Skyburst*
Jake: This is...wierd.