Granted... in another universe.
I wish to be happy forever and for nothing bad to ever happen to anyone or anything I care about.
undeadmaster Gold Sparx Gems: 2126 |
#951 Posted: 21:14:43 13/06/2016
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BlackWing116 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1480 |
#952 Posted: 21:26:59 13/06/2016
Granted, but it's not happening untill you corrupt this wish.
I wish for paper. |
TheToyNerd Gold Sparx Gems: 2137 |
#953 Posted: 21:38:06 13/06/2016
The paper is filled with spoilers to movies and games you were excited for
I wish that I was at E3! |
BlackWing116 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1480 |
#954 Posted: 21:58:38 13/06/2016
Wish granted, but you work as a volunteer at the entrance and are demanded to stay there ntill E3 is over.
I wish for a hug from something soft that won't kill me or sufficate me or choke me. |
Pokemon2 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3814 |
#955 Posted: 22:00:30 13/06/2016
Granted, but the thing that hugs you is horrifying.
I wish Hatsune Miku was real.
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BlackWing116 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1480 |
#956 Posted: 23:40:53 13/06/2016
^At least it's soft! Hah!
Granted, but she is an adroid. I wish Magicarps could dance. |
PwnageFTW Yellow Sparx Gems: 1716 |
#957 Posted: 01:28:54 14/06/2016
Granted, but when they dance they hit you in the face and you die
I wish to die without being resurrected or end up being immortal |
Pokemon2 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3814 |
#958 Posted: 01:33:59 14/06/2016
Granted, but your children will die the same way.
I wish Faded by Alan Walker was the #1 song on the Billboard Hot 100.
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FuryBeam136 Gold Sparx Gems: 2203 |
#959 Posted: 21:54:04 14/06/2016
Granted but you never live to see the day.
I wish for the sushi of gods!!! |
Eevee88 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4593 |
#960 Posted: 22:28:15 14/06/2016
Wish granted, but it's spoiled.
I wish my Frog Jimmy has a good tank
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Heading out, my liege? A commission, I presume? Then I shall accompany you. Just...ah, allow me to indulge in one more chapter... |
Shagaru Magala Blue Sparx Gems: 850 |
#961 Posted: 07:06:20 15/06/2016
Granted, but it's an army tank
I wish my tortoise Achilles was bigger
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FuryBeam136 Gold Sparx Gems: 2203 |
#962 Posted: 14:09:42 15/06/2016
Granted, too big you get crushed.
I wish for a life |
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Shagaru Magala Blue Sparx Gems: 850 |
#963 Posted: 15:11:14 15/06/2016
Granted, but it lasts one second
I wish for a refilling cup of cola
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FuryBeam136 Gold Sparx Gems: 2203 |
#964 Posted: 16:11:37 15/06/2016
Granted, but it's bad cola? I dunno, you don't like it for one reason or another:/
I wish for an army of CORRINS |
Shagaru Magala Blue Sparx Gems: 850 |
#965 Posted: 07:07:25 16/06/2016
Granted, but they all kill you
I wish for a hamster
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Eevee88 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4593 |
#966 Posted: 07:45:35 16/06/2016
Wish granted, but it's a zombie hamster.
I wish for The Miraculous to make the 2nd season already.
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Heading out, my liege? A commission, I presume? Then I shall accompany you. Just...ah, allow me to indulge in one more chapter... |
Shagaru Magala Blue Sparx Gems: 850 |
#967 Posted: 14:46:28 16/06/2016
Granted, but everyone dies in it
I wish for a friendly zombie hamster
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RainbowSkygirl Gold Sparx Gems: 2023 |
#968 Posted: 11:47:01 17/06/2016
Granted, but you pet it and turn into a zombie.
I wish I had a waffle.
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FuryBeam136 Gold Sparx Gems: 2203 |
#969 Posted: 18:05:13 17/06/2016
Granted but it's poisonous~
I wish for a completely loyal army of Camillas and I am Corrin |
Pokemon2 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3814 |
#970 Posted: 18:44:25 17/06/2016
Granted, but they are not as pretty.
I wish for real life VeggieTales.
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FuryBeam136 Gold Sparx Gems: 2203 |
#971 Posted: 00:29:25 18/06/2016
Granted but you don't know so you eat them
I DON'T CARE IF MAH CAMILLAS ARE PRETTY, I THINK THEY'RE TOO... EXPOSED AS IT IS. That's Camilla^ I wish for a wyvern |
Eevee88 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4593 |
#972 Posted: 05:27:21 18/06/2016
Oh I know more exposed than that.
Wish granted but it's a pink, cute, blood thirsty wyvern! I wish for Fire Emblem Fates for my 2DS, it seems interesting
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Heading out, my liege? A commission, I presume? Then I shall accompany you. Just...ah, allow me to indulge in one more chapter... |
Shagaru Magala Blue Sparx Gems: 850 |
#973 Posted: 07:45:55 18/06/2016
^ so basically a pink rathian
Granted, but they come to life and kill you I wish that dorito and chorizo actually exist
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RainbowSkygirl Gold Sparx Gems: 2023 |
#974 Posted: 12:59:58 23/06/2016
Granted, but the Dorito is plastic and the chorizo is a bland Dorito knockoff.
I wish to be Mario for a day.
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FuryBeam136 Gold Sparx Gems: 2203 |
#975 Posted: 17:25:58 23/06/2016
Granted, but you get all the things chasing you
I wish for chicken |
DS D Yellow Sparx Gems: 1628 |
#976 Posted: 19:06:23 23/06/2016
Granted, but it's this chicken:
I wish Dragon Land and Mirror's Edge Catalyst turned into better games while keeping the same names. |
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StormDragon21 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5620 |
#977 Posted: 19:12:33 23/06/2016
Wish granted. They're so hard, you throw your console into your TV. Good luck buying a new one.
I wish that I didn't find any songs super annoying.
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"sTORM, my parents just told me something that RUINED MY LIFE. DID YOU KNOW that Smarties have different flavors?!" ~ShadowMewX |
FuryBeam136 Gold Sparx Gems: 2203 |
#978 Posted: 19:51:54 23/06/2016
Granted, instead you sing every day
I wish for a life |
StormDragon21 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5620 |
#979 Posted: 20:29:11 23/06/2016
Wish granted. It's a 1-up mushroom.
I wish for a million bucks.
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"sTORM, my parents just told me something that RUINED MY LIFE. DID YOU KNOW that Smarties have different flavors?!" ~ShadowMewX |
FuryBeam136 Gold Sparx Gems: 2203 |
#980 Posted: 20:31:07 23/06/2016
Granted, in Monopoly money
I wish for everlasting sushi (again) |
StormDragon21 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5620 |
#981 Posted: 21:17:27 23/06/2016
It's sentinent. Good luck convincing yourself to eat a living, thinking, creature. And, since it's everlasting, it can never die and if you eat it it will rip you apart from the inside.
I wish for a Monet painting.
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"sTORM, my parents just told me something that RUINED MY LIFE. DID YOU KNOW that Smarties have different flavors?!" ~ShadowMewX |
Dragonsrcool Red Sparx Gems: 28 |
#982 Posted: 22:05:42 23/06/2016
Got it. But it's just a picture of a Monet painting
I wish for a pet mogwai
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Dragons are the best! |
Pokemon2 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3814 |
#983 Posted: 22:10:07 23/06/2016
But it will eat you alive
I wish for Falco from Star Fox to be my best friend.
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Dragonsrcool Red Sparx Gems: 28 |
#984 Posted: 22:13:26 23/06/2016
Wish granted, but his enemies will fight you every day.
I want to ride in a koopa clown car
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Dragons are the best! |
Pokemon2 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3814 |
#985 Posted: 22:16:55 23/06/2016
Granted but Mario will attack you daily
I wish I was famous.
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FuryBeam136 Gold Sparx Gems: 2203 |
#986 Posted: 23:18:46 23/06/2016
Granted, famous with shady dudes in dark alleyways
I wish for Henry from Fire Emblem Awakening to be my best friend |
Pokemon2 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3814 |
#987 Posted: 23:47:52 23/06/2016
Granted but he will have a romantic interest in you.
I wish I could hug the poop emoji.
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Dragonsrcool Red Sparx Gems: 28 |
#988 Posted: 01:28:55 24/06/2016
Granted, but you will smell like poop for half a year.
I wish I could play Job Simulator on the HTC Vive
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Dragons are the best! |
Pokemon2 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3814 |
#989 Posted: 01:34:18 24/06/2016
Granted, but the game is horrendous.
I wish I went to a Avril Lavigne concert in Japan.
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Dragonsrcool Red Sparx Gems: 28 |
#990 Posted: 01:39:47 24/06/2016
Granted, but you can't understand Japanese
I wish Nightmare Rat (Five Nights At Candy's 3) wasn't so creepy looking. I mean look at him.... -shivers-
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Dragons are the best! |
Pokemon2 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3814 |
#991 Posted: 01:41:13 24/06/2016
Granted, but he will have large tits.
I wish I dated Beyoncé.
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Dragonsrcool Red Sparx Gems: 28 |
#992 Posted: 01:45:02 24/06/2016
I was expecting something like "granted but you will end up looking like him"
Granted but.....-insert something bad here- I wish I was a Ghostbuster
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Dragons are the best! |
Pokemon2 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3814 |
#993 Posted: 01:56:05 24/06/2016
Granted, but you'll only bust ghosts that smells bad.
I wish ASDFmovie was real
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Dragonsrcool Red Sparx Gems: 28 |
#994 Posted: 14:09:36 24/06/2016
Granted, but you are this guy
I wish I could meet Sans and Papyrus
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Dragons are the best! |
Shagaru Magala Blue Sparx Gems: 850 |
#995 Posted: 14:42:33 24/06/2016
Granted but you get stabbed
I wish my rabbit didn't chew wires
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Pokemon2 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3814 |
#996 Posted: 14:46:12 24/06/2016
Granted, but it will chew your skin.
I wish Falco from Star Fox was my school teacher.
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PwnageFTW Yellow Sparx Gems: 1716 |
#997 Posted: 14:48:48 24/06/2016
Granted, but he is fired because he was the science teacher and one of his experiments blew up the classroom
I wish all the skylanders in Skylander Imaginators were revealed at E3 |
Pokemon2 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3814 |
#998 Posted: 14:50:48 24/06/2016
Granted, but you will hate all the Skylanders.
I wish there was a fourth version of Fire Emblem Fates.
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Nightmoon Yellow Sparx Gems: 1760 |
#999 Posted: 15:09:54 24/06/2016
Granted, but the new version is twice as expensive, locked to Lunatic difficulty, and only allows a single unit (which is also unique to the version): Street Rat.
I wish everyone in the world were united in peace.
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Phoenix Crystal is the best unreleased Crystal. Skylanders Academy Season 2 was an improvement. I don't know what to think of Skylanders' future. |
Pokemon2 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3814 |
#1000 Posted: 15:12:42 24/06/2016
Granted, but fun is banned.
I wish Falco's design in Star Fox Zero was like my avatar.
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