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Chapter 16: toy city invasion, part 2

the AWESOMEs slashed at the disney toys. bits of cinderella, sulley, and winnie the pooh flew across the room.

“we can’t loose now! let’s ride this ship!” said a jake the pirate toy.

a plastic, singing pirate ship rammed into a row of 3 awesomes.

the awesomes blasted into pieces.
“WE’RE GOING DOWN!!!” shouted a lego minfigure piloting the awesome.

“let’s build…” said double trouble. he built a massive model of himself.

“ah yes! NOW GO SICK EM’!”

slobber tooth fought off a group of giant olafs.

“EH DEH NEHT WEHNT TEH BEHLD EH SNEHMEHN!”

“GIVE US A HUG, MOTHER****ER!” said one olaf.

an awesome fell to the ground, completely unharmed. slobber tooth took the controls.

then incame a huge army of disney infinity elsas. then each held a krazy glue bottle.

“let it go, girls!” shouted mickey.

superglue sprayed everywhere.

hundreds of toys were frozen.

the awesomes, lead by slobber tooth, rushed out. they sliced up every disney toy.

all but 6 disney infinity characters.

the 6 left.

all that was left of toy city was many superglued toys.

double trouble looked around.

“this is bad… very bad…”

then, a voice came from the very far corner of toy city.

“PSST! over here! a little help?”

the voice was coming from a mega ram spyro, holding a bottle of krazy glue.

double trouble and chop chop ran over to him.

“hey guys! name’s mega ram spyro, but just call me medic. don’t ask why. see why!”

medic held up the lower half of slobber tooth’s jaw.

“ERMAHGERD! MEH JEH!”

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Chapter 17: Medic knows something

medic was not your normal mega ram spyro. he had all the cool powers. he had the wings of s2, the horns of s3, and a tail of s3 too.

“so... you came for this jaw, eh? well it’s not gonna be free. bring me something and it’s yours.”

“what?” said chop chop.

“bring me.... a toy. but not any toy. i need... your friend, wham-shell.”

“dehn. beht whe?”

“because he has something i want. and i’ll get it.”

“and that is..”

“it’s classified.”

wind-up ran in.

“HEY GUYS! I’d like you all to meet... my girlfriend, anna!”

a disney infinity anna walked in.

“KEHL EHT!”

“NO! she’s got something. she knows about the glue!”

“yes. i do.” said anna. “the glue is called krazy glue. it’s almost impossible to fix.”

“so we need to capture elsa and find out how to fix it!”

“but it may be too late.” said medic. “the glue carries a chemical known to toys as ‘bye dye.’ it’s what makes the glue transparent. but bye dye also affects plastic, metal, and really any substance used in a toy, and makes it transparent, killing the toy.”
“so we need to find an antidote!”

“yes. the only known antidote is known as the bottle of dawn.” said anna. “it’s a bottle that contains something that will melt the glue.”

“where do we get it?”

“target.”

“and that is a dangerous place. it’s where all the gang toys hang out.” said medic. “it’s where i came from.”

“then let’s go.” said chop chop.

Chapter 18: Wickedbeard


chop chop, double trouble, rubble rouser, medic, and wind-up walked into target. this target was state of the art, very well made.

they walked to the toy isles.

there they saw many skylanders walking around.

a random scorp rolled over to them.

“HAI! i’m scorp, but you can call me carl, and welcome to TARGET!”

“what happens here?” said rubble rouser.

“well, we’re currently interrogating some lightcores...”

“sounds fun!” said double trouble.

“dubs, the’re talking about torchwing, pervnado, and wham-shhh.”

“HOW DO YOU KNOW?”

“because i can see them.” said rubble rouser.

a rattle shake was holding the 3 captive.

“so... what you know about where it is, crab-man?” said rattle shake.

wham shell stayed silent.

“he’s not going to talk!” said flashwing.

wham shell began to stutter.

“w-w-w-w-w”

“WHAT!?”

“w-w-w-”

“SPEAK!”

“he’s coming.... cover your butt.”

“cover my-”

a huge pirate ship rolled down the isle. it was made out of shelf parts, legos, other pirate ships, and 17 pairs of skateboard wheels.

then a large figure jumped out of it. it was a thumpback. but he had a beard. a beard made of scissor blades and needles.

“LET ME FIRST MATEY GO!” he said. he gritted his thumb-tack teeth.

a hot dog in a cute pirate rag jumped down too. he freed the lightcores and pulled them on the boat.

“Good job, seadog.”

“what was that?” said rubble rouser.

“oh, that’s just wickedbeard, ruler of target.” said carl. he was then run over by the ship.

rubble rouser, double toruble, chop chop, and wind up were pulled on and rolled away.

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but he's not dead.

chapter 19- Wickedbeard’s crew

“WHO YE BE AND WHAT YE WANT!?” said wickedbeard. he had tied up wind-up, chop chop, double trouble, and rubble rouser. flashwing and warnado were being forced to walk the plank, and wham shell was just standing next to wickedbeard.

“allow me to explain. i’m chop chop, and we’re here for the bottle of dawn.”

“YE WANT WHAT!?” said wickedbeard.

“it’ll be really hard...” said rubble rouser.

“like my d-”

“WARNADO!”

“HARD!?” said wickedbeard. “Trimming this here beard... is really hard. THAT BE IMPOSSIBLE!”

“well then... how so?” said wind-up.

“Well, there be the legend of the kitchen kraken of kitchen cove...” said wickedbeard. he stroked his beard. “it’s got arms made of knives and spatulas.. and a internal garbage disposal! he’ll suck anything up that drops in the water..”

“what water?”

“part of our store was flooded... with bubbles and YE DISH SOAP!”

“ye dish soap?”

“YE DISH SOAP!”

“So how do we get to it...”

“well you rag-tag landlubbers won’t last 5 seconds in the dish blue seas. that’s why i got me crew!”

a scorp, all 3 wash bucklers, and a hot dog in pirate attire walked over.

“ you’ve already met carl, but now meet bluewash, blackwash, greenwash, and seadog! and then there’s chaaarrge, but he powers our boat, so he can’t come up here.”

“I’M A PIRATE! ARRR!” said seadog.

“he’s kinda cute..” said double trouble.

“welcome to wickedbeard’s ship! now you’ll start out by telling us why you need the dawn!” said carl. he put on a cheesy grin and walked away.

“so, what ye be needing this for?”

“well, toy city got attacked. and we need the dawn to melt the glue.”

“oh. well i be glad to help ye! i just need one thing.”

“what?”

“to promise to stay away from ‘medic.’ he’s hell bent on ruling this store, so he was gonna tap into me first matey wham shell, and find out where he is so he could kill me! just if you ever see that medic fella, no matter what he offers.... RIP THAT LANDLUBBER’S HEAD OFF!! ARR!!”

“what, WHAM SHELL’S A PIRATE?!” said flashwing.

“yes. but i prefer to go by mace matey.”

“now, we head to... YE DISH BLUE SEAS, THEN KITCHEN COVE!!”

and the ship rolled on.

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someone dies!
One of the members of wickedbeard's crew becomes a main character
We meet the KITCHEN KRAKEN!

chapter 20- Art’s and kraft’s marketplace

the ship reached a border, holding back a full 4 feet of dish soap, bubbles, and water.

the ship rolled up to a border security window.

there stood a depressed- looking lego taco tuesday guy.

“welcome to the dish blue seas... show me your sea traveller passport..”

wickedbeard showed a passport sown to his back.

“WOW! well okay. have fun!”

they were lowered by lego cranes into the sea, and they set sail.

“okay, our first stop is Art’s And Kraft’s marketplace. we need to buy some traps.” said greenwash.

“who’s art and kraft?” said rubble rouser.

“art and kraft are a scarlet ninjini and minecraft steve toy. scarlet be art, steve be kraft.” said wickedbeard. “the’re the one stop place for all ye weapon, ship, and trap needs. we’re gonna need a pretty big arsenal if we want to get past the kitchen kraken!”

they pulled into a parking dock outside an arts and crafts isle converted into art and kraft’s shop.

the crew walked in, and everyone there stood still.

“hey wickedbeard! what are ya here for, buddy?” said art. she gestured for everyone else to leave. and they did.

“we be needing a creative session... to make a net to catch THE KITCHEN KRAKEN!”

“whoa! well go right ahead!” said kraft. he grabbed a table and set it down.

chapter 21: enchanted siblings


an enchanted hoot loop waited in a odd room. it was a break room, with a package sitting infront of him.

“are you ready?” said the EHL.

“almost, Ziggy.” said a voice, coming from the box.

“fine, alice.” said the hoot loop, known as Ziggy.

the box busted open. a plastic bubble was tossed in the air. an enchanted star strike stood up and floated over to Ziggy.

“Alice! good to see. how was canada?”

“great! i got to see my friend Stella… she’s a stealth elf..”
“nice! say, the walmart got closed, so i’m kinda in a hard time… i’m currently being held captive by this weird triangle headed kid.”

“okay- WHAT!?”

“okay- listen. get out of here. go find help. tell them that triangle headed children are turning us all into mindless zombies!”

“how?”

“they call it the Think Tank. the’re taking the powers of the skylanders and putting them in- PRINCESSES!”

“ZIGGY! THERE’S A SMALL TRIANGLE HEADED CHILD BEHIND YOU!”

a disney infinity phineas grabbed Ziggy and alice and dragged them into the closed walmart.

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“MAKE NETS! GUNS! SWORDS!” shouted Wickedbeard. art and kraft and the crew made supplies to catch the kitchen kraken.

“okay, what am i holding and how do i make it into a sword?” said chop chop.

“you’re grabbing my private area!” shouted pervnado.

“OH GOD!”

“YE PIRATES BE DOIN GOOD WORK! WE BE ALMOST DONE!” said wickedbeard.

“good work guys!” said seadog.

the group packed up and set sail.

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chapter 22- RELEASE THE KITCHEN KRAKEN!


The ship made it's way to kitchen cove.

it takes a really long time to get there.

“WE BE ALMOST THERE!” said wickedbeard.

“So, this should be easy- kill something, grab some soap and save toy city!” said pervnado.

“NOT SO FAST! THAT BE KITCHEN KRAKEN. Ye Kitchen Kraken will shred ya perverted self to bits if ya dare do it without me!”

“Okay.”

suddenly, the ship stopped.

“We be here. grab ye weapons! WE’VE GOT A KRAKEN TO SLAY!”

“And why do we have to slay him?” said flashwing.

“Because he be sworn guardian of the bottle of dawn!”

“oh. KILL HIM!”

the crew got off and walked into the kitchen cove.

“one of ye must grab the bottle. then ye die.”

flashwing walked forward.

“DON’T DO IT! I WANT TO HAVE CHILDREN!” said pervnado.

“GO *CENSORED* YOURSELF OR SOMETHING!”

flashwing grabbed the bottle.

the, there was a earthquake. a large, metal tentacle made of kitchen supplies rose and grabbed flashwing and the bottle.

“HE BE UP! FIGHT!”

the crew grabbed their weapons and jumped on the tentacle.

they followed it down to underwater, where the kitchen kraken was.

it was huge. it’s body was a kitchen sink, with a garbage disposal mouth.

it’s arms were made if kitchen supplies.

it’s eyes were melon ballers, one of which caught blackwash and cut off his arm.

wickedbeard slammed his beard into the kraken’s face. chop chop went inside.

“AVOID YE GARBAGE DISPOSAL!”

chop chop, dispite being blind, ran through and began cutting off it’s arms.

the kitchen kraken let go of the bottle. flashwing short circuted and.. exploded.

“GRAB IT!”

the crew grabbed the bottle.

but the kitchen kraken rose up.

then, wham shell spoke.

“i have an idea.”

the dove underwater. he jumped into the kraken.

“NO!’ screamed seadog.

wham shell exploded, due to the lights inside.

and the kraken fell.

but when the kraken fell, something fatal happened.

the garbage disposal in his mouth went into turbo mode.

“SWIM YE FOOLS!” shouted wickedbeard.

our group got out, but was cut down a considerable amount.

now, all we have left is-

chop chop
double trouble
wickedbeard
pervnado
seadog
carl
grilla drilla
rubble rouser

but then, a strange thing happened. the water began to freeze.

a silver cat in a gold suit skated on the ice.

he slid over to the group.

“I kinda saved your butts. if i had not frozen the water, the disposal would have overpowered and sucked you suckers up! name’s nitro freeze blade, but you can call me Oscar. don’t ask why. i’ve gotta show ya something.”

oscar pulled the group along. the brought them to a odd place..

mcdonalds.

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Chapter 23- Operation HAPPY

oscar had skated all the way up the escalator, up through the food court, all the way to the mcdonalds.

“This is where we shall hang out. i want you to meet my buddies.”

a scratch, trap shadow, and regular freeze blade were shown.

“this is elae (scratch), freddie (freeze blade), and… sir, what’s your name again?”

the trap shadow spoke.

“my name… is hunter.”

“and HUNTER!”

“now, what are we doing now? who are we deep frying?” said elae.

“i guess we can deep fry the dog. we hate dogs.” said freddie.

“DON’T YE TOUCH ME SEADOG OR I’LL BE WIPING MY *CENSORED* WITH YOU!”
“okay, okay! let’s show them how it’s done.”

they wheeled in a disney infinity phineas.

“HEY! LET ME GO!”

“what we do… is we take the infinity..”

phineas was decended into a deep frier.

“and we kill the chip. but instead of saying that..”

phineas was dangling over hot grease.

“we say.. happy meal.”

he was dropped in.

“then we put them back in their box. when people buy them, they return them and it overall weakens the infinity group. but we’ve found a new purpose.”

green gill grunts (metallic) grabbed carl.

“Hey guys! can’t we talk this ouuuuuut?”

“let me speak, fools.” said hunter.

“okay.” said elae.

“we have these wires. we’re creating an army. a chompy army.”

“but i thought we were fighting infinity!” said elae.

“nope. down in toy city, the darks took care of them. ALL of them.”

“who?”

“i’ve hired a ‘dark force’ to help us. you have all been… fired.”

“a WHAT!?”

“a dark force. i call them the dark force. there’s Locc (Dark slobber tooth), Fallon (DNSE), Gunther (DBZ), Duncan, or as you knew him as blackwash-”
“i thought he was DEAD!!”

“NOPE! He was merely a spy. Duncan was a spy. and then… there’s Magnus. you knew him as medic. but he’s really a DARK mega ram spyro. i’d like to announce i’m working with these darks to hunt down and kill all of you guys. because you all know chop chop. who knows something. you are all… wanted men. now get the hell out.”

The gill grunts aimed their harpoons. chop chop and his group ran. fast.

a big secret is revealed!

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chapter 24: what chop chop knows

the group ran fast!

“WHAT DO YOU KNOW!? YOU COULD HAVE GOTTEN US KILLED!” said elae, who had ran with them.

“We must go to toy city.” said chop chop.

“but what do you know that hunter wants?’

“i’ll tell you at toy city.”

the group got to toy city. toy city was empty.

“okay. allow me to explain…

i am a keeper of the portal code.

allow me to explain. the portal code was found by boomer. THE boomer. the portal code is the secret behind the magic of all of us. me, zeus, boomer, and 2 others are the only known skylanders who know the secret of the magic of skylands. but this holds great power. when the portal code is entered in the toys for bob headquarters in san francisco, california, it will make the unlocker the most powerful being ever. if this gets in the wrong hands, the master portal, the most powerful portal, will be in the wrong hands, and used for evil. so i have been sworn to protect the master portal and portal code.”

the group stood in shock.

“i fought in a battle against the first wave of infinity. i was once a normal series 3 chop chop, in new york. but i believed in being a free flowing being. so when i fought, boomer noticed my skills and made me a keeper. but i was hit hard by some super speed, which scraped the paint off my eyes. to this day… i am still blind.”

“so…. what happens now?” said seadog.

“we need to find boomer. and boomer has disappeared long ago.”

“well, how about the other 2 keepers?”

“I know where the first one is. we need to find a friend. but she’s just half a body. we need to find- subzero.”

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chill

The chill top half and UNCLE PETER

Chapter 25: Subzero

the toys ran to the exit and to the nearby target. it’s ANOTHER one, okay?

“we have to not get run over. there are cars here.” said chop chop.

zeus was being wheeled along, because he is in his box.

they ran across the road, all the way to the target.

“alright. now let us in!” said zeus.

the door opened. they ran to electronics.

this target was closed, so there were no people. it was late at night.

“now, there will be a lightcore who will lead us to the isle. it’s pitch black right now.”

“HELLO? i’m a lightcore! wickedbeard has lightcore arms!”

“well i’d like you all to meet this guy.”

a lightcore shroomboom walked down the isle.

“hello. i’m shroomboom, but call me sherman.”

“okay sheman… why are you so depressed?”

“the shroomboom society has lived in fear and hatred for a long time.”

“oh.”

“come with me.”

the toys were lead by sherman to the isle.

“you see, we’ve been taunted by humans and that dumbbell fryno for a loooooong time. now that you’re here, CUT HIS HEAD OFF!”

a fryno rolled in on a shopping cart.

“HEY STUPIDS! I FRYNO! THIS FRYNO’S STORE! GO AWAY!” shouted an angry fryno.

“we’re here for the top half of a series 1 chill.” said chop chop.

“FRYNO SAY…. NO!”

fryno pounded the ground, getting heated.

“he’s been killing off shroombooms for ages! now i’m next! KILL HIM!”

chop chop sighed.

“rubble rouser, take care of him. please.”

rubble rouser took his hammer and gave fryno a big wallop on the horn. he pressed the heated horn into fryno’s skull, melting his head.

“now, where’s chill.”

the top half of a chill walked out.

afterwards, many voices shouted “YAAAAY!”

shroombooms emerged from all isles. the toy isles, the candy isles, even the baby isle.

“don’t stop believing” played in the distance. shroombooms danced and rode on cannons.

“YOU DID IT! NOW WE LIVE IN PEACE!’ said sherman. “can i join you all? i have a light up eye.”

“sure.”

“YAYAYAYAYA!”

“chop chop?” said the chill top half.

“yes. we need you. the code is in danger!”

“i saw a gang of thugs going towards the gamestop by here. they said they were expecting the crazy. we’ve got to stop them.” said chill.

and the group headed off. the shroombooms continued to be happy.

Chapter 26: Magnus’ Secret Weapon.

the toys were transported by a group of shroombooms rolling them in a shopping cart.

they were heading to the gamestop 10 minutes away.

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Back at the mcdonalds, hunter and his gill goons gathered the darks.

magnus wore a hot glue gun on his back, but the tip was in the inside of his mouth.

“now, you can breathe plastic-melting glue.” said hunter since then he had equipped a cape from a batman.

freddie, oscar’s brother, was hanging above hot grease.

“hey! let me go!”

“not unless you tell me where they went!”

“never!

a rope was cut. freddie dropped in to grease.

“now, we’re laying off locc, fallon, and gunther. duncan and medic stay.” said hunter.

medic fired hot glue shots at the 3. they began to melt.

“now… we must go to gamestop in the mall 10 minutes away. then i’ll show you all what i can do.”

magnus and duncan went to the gamestop.

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Chapter 27: This Is A Robbery!

duncan casually walked into gamestop.

“now boys and girls..”

he pointed his blunderbuss at a random jet vac and shot.

“this is a stick up. come out, boomer!”

duncan fired random shots across the store. they didn’t hurt any items other than skylanders.

then, a boomer walked out.

“hello, duncan. long time, no see! and what happened to your sword?” said boomer. he leaned against a wall.

“it was lost in times square, remember? you used it to decapitate quik-e.”

“and i now use it to trim.”

“trim your beard pants?”

“no. i use it to trim codes.”

boomer whipped out a sword. then he broke it.

“portal codes.”

duncan aimed the blunderbuss at boomer.

boomer ran to the portal display. he had brought a large, blue crystal with a tiki head on it.

“let’s hope this works.”

he touched the portal and a keyboard appeared on the led. he typed in some letters and numbers and jumped down. he grabbed duncan and threw him onto the portal.

“let’s hope this works…”

he jabbed the crystal into the empty slot where a wash buckler top half was stolen.

duncan was sucked up and into the portal.

then the crystal glowed.

it spoke.

“huh, what did you do to me? i can’t move!”

boomer took the crystal and carried it with him.

a target shopping cart rammed through the door.

“okay, where are they!?” said elae.

“one’s already moved on. now, follow me, i’ll explain.”

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chapter 28: Uncle Peter


the toys were being waiting at the airport.

“what the- who be- WHAT!?” said wickedbeard.

“i’m boomer. i was once a reject like you all. then i was carried away on a crazy journey cut off halfway by a child’s outgrowing. i was sold to another child by the name of leo. he was younger when i was given to him, and now he’s getting rid of figures he didn’t like. i was one. but he gave them to the most unlikely person-his uncle peter.”

“uncle who?” said chop chop.

“uncle peter. he WAS a geologist. but then he found something that changed his life…

Peter Trasstus, brother of Zachary Trasstus, uncle to Leo and Madeline Trasstus. he was a geologist at the ledgecracker research station, but one day he found something amazing. a shard of all black, yet see-through crystal with a large human head model on it. he took it home. then he found more of these crystals, but in different colors and models. he took those home. a cell test proved these were not like anything ever found before, so instead of becoming a famous scientist, he began to study them. how they worked. but one day he ran into his jerk coworker, Woalfe Gangston. he said that the crystals were old news, but then he grabbed a grey one. and stabbed it in the ground. huge mistake. he was “sucked” into this crystal, as peter said. peter was the fired and was forced to quit studying the crystals.. but he didn’t. he kept all the ones he found. then he found an odd relic. a ring with a slab of stone attached to it. with a slot perfectly made for the end of the crystal. he also collected some odd toys. he found the toys at a swap meet. using cell tests, weapons they held were proven to be the exact same type of material as the crystals. he hesitated putting it in, but when he did, he picked the worst day… his niece and nephew were coming. he hid away his office, and told the kids it was off limits. but they went in! and did the impossible. they found his relic, crystals, and toys he found. then the kids discovered how to use the portal, and then caught infamous villain wolfgang in a trap. legend says that he had put that grey crystal on before, and woalfe gangston had been teleported to a “odd island surrounded by drug induced things”. he left right when woalfe was being turned into something. so woalfe gangston- was corrupted into wolfgang! yes. then the kids turned wolfgang good. then peter began to show interest in leo’s favorite video game- skylanders. peter himself got a copy of a game, and was given me. i explained everything about us, and now-”

then a man walked out of the airport. he was wearing a suit, and had black hair and blue eyes. he looked at the suitcase. and knew he needed to pick it up.

“and that is our calling.”

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