darkSpyro

anyway I was thinking… What if One Direction isn’t a direction… What if by direction they mean instructions… CONSPIRACY THEORY ACTIVATE! ONE DIRECTION WAS FORCED TO WORK TOGETHER BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE USA AND THEIR ONLY DIRECTION WAS TO CAPTIVATE AMERICA FOR A LOW PROFILE HYPNOTIZED POPULATION OF HEARTMELTED TEENAGERS ACROSS AMERICA TO PLOT A SUDDEN BUT INEVITABLE SURPRISE WAR ON THE KOREANS!!! And PSY has somehow figured out the government’s plans through an inside man! Think about it. Mother father gentleman. What? Maybe PSY is actually trying not to control our society, but WEAKEN it! Just completely change the CONCEPT of society by calling mothers GENTLEMEN! However, this could mean same-sex marriage where one partner is considered the gentlemen, the role of a father. But this also SUPPORTS same-sex marriage, and although that isn’t necessarily bad this could cause less children being produced and then the population of One Direction (again, the mind-controlled ones) would in fact be controlled in size and lowered! This inevitable war between the Koreans and Americans is really already starting, not as a war of weapons, but as a war to destroy society as we know it…

(excerpt from my Tumblr)

wow. And for all of those who said they hate 1D fans, it was just ONE fan. And I don't hate 1D fans, because my friends and myself are some. But we're not the OBSESSED ones, like this chick. I dislike the obsessed stalker fans, but I like the regular fans.