darkSpyro

Lol that was funny

Hi! I have been reading your stories and some are really good! My favorites are Crab Cakes and Homeless. Keep going with these!

^Thanks for reading these stories! And I must say Homeless is my favorite, for now.

And to everyone who enjoys the stories, there will be a new story posted today. I can promise you that it won't be Homeless Pt. 2. I'm gonna stretch out the second part for a while, but sneak peaks might be included in every story until then!

Unknown Voice: Next!
(whisper to himself) That's me. Oh no! I'm starting to sweat. And there's an unusual yellow liquid running down my leg.
Voice: Next!
Sorry, that's me.
(Drobot walks into office)
Man: Hello, I am Mr. Man. I will be interviewing you today.
Hello.
Mr. Man: So, do you have any other jobs?
Yes I am a Landskyer.
Mr. Man: What?
Sorry, Skylander. I'm an official Skylander.
Mr. Man: That's very impressive. But if you're a Skylander, then why do you need a job?
Eon is "dead" or whatever, so we don't get paid.
Mr. Man: Okay...
The point is, we are like a volunteer super-hero group. With no money.
Mr. Man: So what job are you applying for?
I honestly don't care. As long as I can earn some cash, I'm fine. With anyting.
* Pew Pew Pew *
Mr. Man: What was that!
Sorry about my lasers... I'm kinda nervous.
Mr. Man: I'm sorry, but you will have to pay for those holes in the wall. And that lady's medical bill. She's bleeding serverly. But anyway, why do you want to work here?
I already told you, I need money!
Mr. Man: Well, you have the job!
Yay!!! Wait, what is my job?
Mr. Man: Volunteer Janitor!
What will it take to get fired?







All I can say is thank you to everyone and I want feedback!

Quote: uttster13

uttster13 Presents:
Tales of Skylands!


The Interview


Starring:
Drobot!

Unknown Voice: Next!
(whisper to himself) That's me. Oh no! I'm starting to sweat. And there's an unusual yellow liquid running down my leg.
Voice: Next!
Sorry, that's me.
(Drobot walks into office)
Man: Hello, I am Mr. Man. I will be interviewing you today.
Hello.
Mr. Man: So, do you have any other jobs?
Yes I am a Landskyer.
Mr. Man: What?
Sorry, Skylander. I'm an official Skylander.
Mr. Man: That's very impressive. But if you're a Skylander, then why do you need a job?
Eon is "dead" or whatever, so we don't get paid.
Mr. Man: Okay...
The point is, we are like a volunteer super-hero group. With no money.
Mr. Man: So what job are you applying for?
I honestly don't care. As long as I can earn some cash, I'm fine. With anyting.
* Pew Pew Pew *
Mr. Man: What was that!
Sorry about my lasers... I'm kinda nervous.
Mr. Man: I'm sorry, but you will have to pay for those holes in the wall. And that lady's medical bill. She's bleeding serverly. But anyway, why do you want to work here?
I already told you, I need money!
Mr. Man: Well, you have the job!
Yay!!! Wait, what is my job?
Mr. Man: Volunteer Janitor!
What will it take to get fired?

The End

Author's Log:

All I can say is thank you to everyone and I want feedback!

Well I Guess That Wraps It Up!

i love your stories so much and that one was funny

Awesome!

That was hilarious! As I said earlier, keep em' coming!

Thanks everyone! Oh and Sky, Scratch X Camo is great!

uttster13, Thanks a ton!!! And I see what you did there with the "keep em' coming" lol!

Okay everyone, there won't be a story today...BUT, I could use your help. And what I mean by that is I want to know which Skylander to use in my next story. There is also a catch. It can not be a Skylander I have already used. This vote will end when I say it ends? Yeah, let's do that; I like being in charge. You can PM me or post in my GB, but I prefer that you post it on the topic page.


P.S. Homeless Pt.2 will be released sometime this week.

I think seeing some of the Swappers would be great! Also, Homeless part 2 is coming soon! Yay! *throws confetti*

Cant wair for homeless pt2

i cant wait either!

Any day now! uttster13, I think you officially have fans!

Guess What's Coming Up Soon!
Oh well, you didn't guess fast enough!

Here is the lineup for this week! :










A Porky Pig Style ending!

Therapy... Sounds VERY interesting... Why must you tease me so? I need moar!! < see what did there

Yay !!!

Okay everyone, I am just gonna post some random stuff at times. I really don't know why...
Anyway, I am so happy happy happy happy happy that people like what I write! Normally, it's just me talking to my parents about Skylanders and stuff about them. But they have no clue what I say; it's just a foreign language to them. Also I want to say that I have read pretty much all of the other FanFics, and I LOVE them! I love how there are so many good stories out there! I was thinking about making another FanFic. Somethin' like Boomer's Big Break, possibly. But I don't know. And I might try to come out with a schedule so stories can be posted periodically. But again, I don't know.
And more stories will come out soon. I'm trying to give every Skylander a chance to be in the stories. I will use the giants eventually ( it doesn't seem like anyone wants them that badly...). I have also had many requests for the new characters, like the Swap Force, to be used in a story. I will put them in once dark52 make the smilies. I REALLY would like for all of the people that read my stories but don't post to make a comment. It let's me know what you guys like and let's me know what I could do better on. That's pretty much all I have to say...

Where is the therapist? She was supposed to be here an hour ago!
I don't know where she is, but maybe my Magical Staff of Greatness can help us!
Your "magical staff" was bought at the dollar store. And you put glitter on it for effect!
Shut up!
I. Can't. Wait. Any. Longer! Crap, my anger issues are kicking in!
Just calm down. Everything will be okay.
No. It. Won't! Grrr! *breaks axe*
Nooo!!!
What's all that purple stuff coming from your axe?
Tormented Souls. They're still fresh.
What does it taste like?
Don't eat it! Voodood, tell him not to eat it!
It's not my problem. He's in here for some eating disorder anyway.
*licks purple stuff* AAAAHHHHHH! That's was horrible! Wait what's happening? Where are my hands? And my feet! Not my precious feet!
This was a good therapy session. But I gotta go. Bye Sucka's!
I have to go...do the thing...at the place...with Jim. Bye!
Don't leave me!

*therapist walks in*

Therapist: I don't even want to know what happened in here.







I have nothing to say!

Another funny fic! I'm tired now, but next time I post I'll actually have IDEAS and stuffs.

Look's like there's a change of plans...

Here's the lineup!:

Could you add in the next one PLEASE!!!

^ Sorry, I haven't made plans for Camo yet.

An intriguing lineup again! Let's see... Who haven't you used yet... Hmm

It's hard too believe that it's day five already.
I know! And I cant believe that we were kicked out of prison! What crappy prison throws people out?!
Oh well, let's find someplace to stay.
How bout that dark, cold alley? It's looks like a nice place.
I guess we'll have to make do...
Ahhh! What's on my face?
It's just an alley cat. No big deal.
Just an alley cat? Those thing have horribly sharp claws!
Oh no! I can't see!
Relax, your eye is swollen from the cat attack. Nothing that bad.
Stop being depressed and get it off!
*Meowwww*
There, it's gone. Now let's make a nice shelter.
Crap! It's starting to rain!
So. What's wrong with water. Wait! We haven't had water in days! Yay!
*ZAP* Ahh! My swollen eye just got electrocuted.
Again, what's your point?



You know, I think this all worked out. It's not so ba-
I still can't see.
I think my depression went away!
A rat bit me in my sleep last night.
It's a great day to be homeless!
I think the bite is infected.





Look! Over there! There's a delicious little mushroom!
Wait! What are you doi- AHHHHHH
Sorry, I thought you were food. I'm so hungry. And soo bored.
I know, let's play Hunger Games! I'll start.
*Stab Stab*
Ahhhhh! My legs! You just chopped off my legs!
Don't worry, they'll grow back, your a plant!
I doesn't work that way!!!





I love life!
I hate life.




Look Choppy, it's been forever since we were kicked out. I think we should go back to the apartment.
Noo! I have made so many friends here. Like the cat. And those rats. And especially, Mr.Can.
I that the thing you talk to when I'm trying to sleep?
*gasp* Mr.Can is not a "thing". He is my new best friend. Unlike you. You bad friend.
I'm sorry but I am leaving.





Shroomy walks up to their old apartment. The door is unlocked. He walks in. The rooms are empty. He starts to cry.

In the alley, Shroomy tells Chop Chop about the apartment. He, too, starts to cry.

The move back in. They don't know where the landlord is. So they move in for free. With a cat, rats, and a can.







You guys wanted it, so I posted it.

OMG that's was hilarious! Well done! *bows*

^ Thanks! It means a lot to me!

Anytime!

Need stories

Hey Sunburn!
Oh, hey Eruptor. What's up?
The sky.
That was one pretty crappy joke.
Thanks, I've been working on it all week!
You don't understand sarcasm, do you.
BURRRRP! Oh crap! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to burp lava all over you!
It's okay. I'm fire resistant. I was born in a volcano.
I know. I was there.
What?!?
Yep, you heard me. I was the crazy man your mother yelled at for swimming in lava. So we started a conversation and she asked if I could help her.
Help her with what?
Giving birth. Anyway, I said I couldn't help because I had to go to my nephew's birthday party.
Keep going, this is actually interesting.
Stop talking, I'm not finished. Then she pleaded for me to help her. I said okay.
Where was my father at?
I don't know. She said something about him being on a plane for a business meeting.
So... Your the guy who help my mom give birth...TO ME! MOM NEVER TOLD ME THIS! But then again, my mother died by falling in a volcano.
......
And then a hiker found her and took her to a hospital.
......
Her last words were "Some. Some crazy guy. He knocked me in the pit of lava."
Well I gotta go now, bye!



He was the guy! Eruptor, wait up!





I know that this has nothing to do with Dragon's Peak, but it was about it's special guard, Sunburn. Poor guy, his best friend killed his mother.....

Anyway, I just want to say that I love ! It has always felt like a wonderful new world were everything is pretty much about Skylanders! Also, I really want feedback, it's what keeps a writer going! I would kinda like it if I had some friends. Just more people I can talk to. Beastly Pt.1 will be written later, sent to my ipod via email, a then posted tomorrow.

My fave parts:


Hey Sunburn!
Oh, hey Eruptor. What's up?
The sky.
That was one pretty crappy joke.

And:

Yep, you heard me. I was the crazy man your mother yelled at for swimming in lava. So we started a conversation and she asked if I could help her.
Help her with what?
Giving birth. Anyway, I said I couldn't help because I had to go to my nephew's birthday party.

Also, the stuff you wrote about being a fanfictionist (my word for it, lol) on is so true!!

Quote: Sky Airglow

My fave parts:


Hey Sunburn!
Oh, hey Eruptor. What's up?
The sky.
That was one pretty crappy joke.

And:

Yep, you heard me. I was the crazy man your mother yelled at for swimming in lava. So we started a conversation and she asked if I could help her.
Help her with what?
Giving birth. Anyway, I said I couldn't help because I had to go to my nephew's birthday party.

Also, the stuff you wrote about being a fanfictionist (my word for it, lol) on is so true!!

i liked the the part "i gtg go, see ya" then sun burn said "wait he was the guy, hey wait up " good times good times

Hhahaha great story !

I know! uttster13 is some of my most reliable Skylanders humor, haha!

^ Thanks guys! I'm so glad that people are enjoying it! (unlike my parents...)

Also, I have Beastly Pt.1 written, I wrote it on the computer, then emailed it to my ipod, so when I wake up, I can post a new story! I know, it sounds kinda weird, but it'll work. Maybe. Probably Not.

Your parents don't like your fic?

Oh no, it's not that. My parents just don't care for Skylanders. It's a foreign language to them.

Lol, same with my mom! She's definitely better at it now though, Lol.

^ Haha! At least it seems like your mom knows a little about Skylanders!

Oh, geesh! I have way to soda!
How much have you had?
Just around 73 bottles of Pepsi, and a class of Dr. Pepper. With chocolate syrup. That was such a bad idea!
What are you doing?
Just getting a little more...
*Growls*
What did you just drink?
Relax, it was just-THE BEAST POTION! OH CRAP! OH CRAP!
*Growls*
*Scratch!*
Ahhh! I'm bleeding!
ROAR! I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!!!



(whispers to himself) Okay, I'm going to be fine. The potion should wear off in 20 minutes.
(inside his head) Oh well, Terrafin should be fine. Let's just hope my beast side won't find him...
Okay, 10 minutes to go.
*Growling*
What was that! Oh no, he's coming!
Dang it! Beastly PF is hunting him down!
(Digs a tunnel far underground) *bump!* What was that? Holy crap! It's an old Arkeyan Drill Bot! It looks just like Drill Sergeant! I wonder if it works...
Okay, let's see if I can take control of the other side. *Clank*
Was that-



No! Not you!
ROARRRRR!!!
I got to get out of here! Come on! Dig faster you stupid baby hands!
I'm sorry Terrafin! I'll try to take over him!
*Clank* Another Dri-BOMB! We must be over the old Troll battlegrounds! How far am I?
I got to take control! Wait, something's wrong! It's been 25 minutes since I drank the potion. It should have worn of by now!
*Beast Mode* SHEEEPPP!
Where's he going?
He must be after the herd of sheep!
*Baaaaaaaa*
And now there isn't a herd of sheep. But now's my chance!









Nope. I got nothin' to say here.

Yeah, at least a little! ^ I remember her saying "Why can't there just be a checklist or poster so I know who you guys have?" Lol

i liked the blind elf jokes
you should put hex in there!

Neat ! Love pop fizzs beast

Hello everyone! As you can see, the lineup is up there. I will be making a new FanFic in October-November, called Barkley: Origins. It will be a spinoff from ToS. It's cast includes Barkley, Tree Rex, Stump Smash, and Bumble Blast. AKA The Tree Family.

It will be wrote in chapter form, but the dialogue will be written in comic style.

More info for Barkley: Origins will be posted soon!

stealth elf and shroomboom have something with trees too!!!

So Eon said we need to find the Chompy Mage, right?
I think so. But when he talks, he starts out loud and gets really soft. I think that's how he hides his emotions.
Hey guys! Look! It's the CM!
Let's get him!



CM: Ahhhh! Why do you have to hurt the elderly!
What do we do now?
CM: NO! NOT YOU! YOUR THE OLD WITCH LADY! YOU EAT BABIES!!!
Hex, what is he talking about?
Yeah, what is he talking about?
Umm... I don't know? He's just a crazy person...
CM: She is a horrible person! She is the witch that cursed Ignitor!
It was for a good reason!
So you actually did those things?
Not the baby eating. That was my cousin Sheila.
CM: She killed my puppy, Killer Elite!
That's an odd name for a puppy.
Hex, I'm sorry, but we will have to tell Eon about this.
CM: Yes! Tell Neo this!
Eon. His name is Eon.
CM: Whatever!
Sorry Sprocket.
What!?!
Shokra! Evot! Nowlis! Greevain!
*BOOM*
Where did she go?
She's behind the tree.
CM: Your magic spell didn't work, Old Witch Lady!
Dang. Oh well, let's go home, with this Mental Old Man!
Can we stop for ice cream?
I could eat.
CM: With hot fudge, for me!
No. No food for you.







I got nothing to say...

nice!

^ And another great story! I like how you included CM, nice. Barkley: Origins sounds really cool! Can't wait for more news!

^ Thanks Guys! My next story will be tomorrow!