darkSpyro

lawlz!me and my friends laughed at that at my b-day party.

well he said a few things so ill say the first thing that comes to mide which is sssspppyyyrrroooo i am the mighty treee calling youu frrommm accrooss thhhee vvvoooiiidddee cooommmeee hither and vvannnqqquiiishhh meeeee

^ When did that happen? Sry, I forgot...

I like the bit in ANB when Spyro meets Ignitus. Ignitus leads Spyro to his home and Sparx says somethings. Somthing like "Lets go back to the swamp with the flowers and the fun stuff" Er... somthing like that...

o he says that after you beat arboric another is when before the fight with gual spyro says where are we and sparx says better queshtion is what is that smell

I love it when he says, well screams actually. 'AHH!!! HE'S COME TO STEAL MY BRAIN!!' that cracked me up laughing!

Assassin: Prepare to die!
Spyro: huh?
Sparx: something about preparing to die....that, or he wants you to repair a pie...yes...no...yes

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o he says that after you beat arboric another is when before the fight with gual spyro says where are we and sparx says better queshtion is what is that smell

I don't rember him saying that. I guess I wasn't really listerning....

I like the one when he says.

AAAHHHHH HE WANTS TO STILL MY BRAIN! D:
Than Spyro says somthing... *can't remember..*
I thought I lost you for a second there budy.

He also said somthing funny in DOTD. Well its not really what he said that was funny. I guess I will put it in a spoiler.

in ANB i think he said when they got to the temple"were not in kansas anymore."lol!

It was funny in ANB when Sparx spoke about Spyro's "wheight issues".

Uuummm....

Hey ugly ape guy.

Sparx: *eating butterlies "Hmm. You've tried these yet. They are delicius."

I like in DotD when he says,
"Hush little baby, don't say a word. Mama's gonna buy you...a big monster wants to kill me!"
And also,
Sparx. Must you do that?
Well maybe i must, must i do that!

*to ramdon ape* pssst whats amity?
i like that bit because his asking an ape who is a bad guy and i though he was afraid of apes
this was when spyro was about to battle gaul

I also like this bit.

His success? What about me? Just because a bunch of weird stuff doesn't fly out of my mouth, doesn't mean I didn't help, ya know!
Yeah, you were a big help, Sparx. No doubt about it. But... just for the record... a lot of weird stuff does come out of that little mouth of yours.
And what the heck is that supposed to mean? You know, I don't need this. I could have stayed with the... Llama people, whatever, where I was appreciated, but no! No. I decided to help the poor helpless dragons rid the world of evil. What a mistake that was becaue I get no thanks, no respect, no love, no credit...
My goodness... and I thought Volteer talked a lot.
I left home too, you know. I'm a little guy. yeah, that's right. Maybe you haven't noticed, but things are a lot bigger to me than they are to you. And did I back away? Uh-ah! Nah, nah, nah! Why? Because I've got moxy, I'm a tough cookie, I've got class... I got a fro...
[cough]
I got a little frog in my throat... As I was saying, on Tall Plains they knew a good thing when they saw it, they recognized the value of a quality dragonfly like me... but here I get nothing... not even a thanks, hey, how are you doing, good, let me buy you a drink. I should go back to the swamp... Mom'll make it all good... Mommy always does...

I'm a tough cookie

At the Beginning of the game, in the long talky cutscene, in response to what one of the guardians said:

"Oh GOODIE! I was afraid we'd have to spend the rest of the night without anymore DOOM!"

And

"Shh, we mustn't wake them."
(yells) "WHAT???! I can't hear you over all this snoring!!!!"

I suppose He's comedy relief for a reason.

somthing like

"It is most likely an entrance to a devistating pit of dispair, which of likely we shall never escape, but we should go inside just to be sure. Wooo Hooo." Spyro: "He's so weird"

I think that might be my favorite. I'm not sure anymore.

Too bad he couldn't say somethinh billy west says on Futurama

Or in Space Jam

"Mabey there is no intelligent life out there after all."~Bugs Bunny


The scene with him eating the butterflies was hilarious. I don't know why when I watch someone else play it, there isn't even a chuckle.


Spyro: "Sparx don't eat that, You don't even know what it is."
Sparx: "(belching) nonsense, their perfectly eatable."

"Shocker! Maybe try getting rid of the pyschidellic(sp) dragon outside!"

Oh and the one when spyro faints in the forest:

Leader: "Aye? It came from over there. go see what it be."
"Uh, so how is everyone today?"
Soldier: "Hagh hagh. Little bug aint much bigger than a bog rat."
"HEY! Who you calling a bug you crazy-eyed mangey drool mutt?!?"
Leader: "Get him!"
"MOMMYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!"

And what about the part when Sparx mocked Terrador, by saying "Demise...", with a heavy and strong voice?

Well... Sparx really mocked Terrador, using that voice tone...

Hilarious!

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Hmmmm.....

Sparx: Sppyyyyyrooooo, I am the mighty treeeeee, calling you from across the vooooooooooid....journey hither, and vanquish meeeeeeeeeeee

I just love it when he says that. xD

I hate everything he says.

Sparx: He said something about preparing to die... either that, or he wants you to repair a pie.
That one freaks me out xD

Lol, then theres this one.

Hey, whats with the pool big guy?
If you must no, *Starts to go on about dragons can read other peoples minds and stuff just by looking into the pool*
Okay, what am I thinking? Okay, now? Now? Now now now now now?
It is not as easy as that.

And theres this part when Spyro and Sparx are looking into the pool for the first time. Ignitus walks past them and hits Sparx hard with his tail.