darkSpyro

you know you suck at spyro when spyro and cynder stare at you from the screen with angry faces with wounds all over their body

1. you managed to die in a shallow river when you can swim
   
2. you try to get into a portal but miss it completly
   
3. Sparx gets fed up with dying and leaves
   
4. Gnasty Gnorc gets bored of trying to be killed and kills himself
   
5. eggshells are on the ground everywhere
   
6. Cynder goes back to helping the Dark Master
   
7. you get killed by an enemy from a different Spyro game
   

The list could go on for a while... lol

Quote: DraikEX

Quote: Sam the Dragon

when you actually get eaten by that first monster in DOTD by forgetting to press X

That actually happened to my brother.

ouch! sorry!

You suck at the Spyro Games WHEN...

- The Sierra crew members come up and tell you what you did wrong WHEN JUMPING OVER A SMALL POOL OF LAVA.

- The Wren Insurance Building dominates your skyline.

- Snake comes in from your memory card and has to finish the job for you.

- Mario tells you "YOU'RE TOO SLOW!"

- Pac Man gets eaten by ghosts.

- Sgt. Byrd explodes.

- Ignitus gets upset and goes on an eating binge and gets really fat, in which then you have to get him unstuck from the hole... as Sparx.

- A sheep uses the good ol' FALCON PUNCH on you... when you're just walking by the field.

- You get squished... by a normal 14 pound bowling ball...

- You steep on a piece of metal and you bleed to death.

- Malefor tells you that "all of your base are belong to I and the truck is move on".

- Either Mr. Copeland or Ms. Khenbuhl kill you with an orchestral stinger... on the last note of a song.

- You get eaten by poo...

...Hunter gets a seizure.
...Donald Duck appears in the middle of the screen.
...Cruella De Ville runs you down.
...Soceress offers you a poisoned bread and you eat it.
...Crash kicks Spyro's trunk.
...Megatron kidnaps Flame and Ember.
...The Professor cant activate the teleporter.
...Bianca gets cancer.
><twisted.

1. When the world is ending and the first thing you watch is a dancing banana
2. when you jump down a never ending hole when playing Spyro,thinking that there is a extra life when you get to the bottom
3. when you have the gamecube controller when your playing PS2!
4. When did you get so stupid?!Oh wait,you started stupid.
5. when Mario randomly farts and it smells worst then Wario's fart!
6. when you see a Shoop Da Woop on Sparxs face
7. how the-?When you see Snake,but Nes has his Rocket Launcher?!
8. When you were born with a dent in your head
9.When you see shadow,with a spoon instead of a Chaos Emerald
10. When you rent a giant ship thats a Cannon.But you forgot to pay the rent.

when sparx gets so fed up with your dying, he bails
when you try to hide in the corner of a flying level----8( that is impossible
when ripto destroyes alvalar and you get there A YEAR late

when terrador, ignitus, volteer, and cyril get so fed up with your patetic atempts to hit a NON MOVING dummy that they all decide to get rid of you and kill you
ok......nobody saw that--EVER
Cynder- were done training with spyro, forever!

You suck if you cannot find the on switch for the console...

When you fail to get out of bed to play spyro

When Cynder Dumps Spyro For Flame
Ember Kills Spyro
Sheila can't jump
Spyro can't move
Ignitus hugs Evil Cynder
Spyro keeps on dieing
You thing a glitch will fix itself.

Quote: Dark Cynder_27

When Cynder Dumps Spyro For Flame
Ember Kills Spyro
Sheila can't jump
Spyro can't move
Ignitus hugs Evil Cynder
Spyro keeps on dieing
You thing a glitch will fix itself.

SO TRUE!

Quote: FireIce48

1. you managed to die in a shallow river when you can swim
   
2. you try to get into a portal but miss it completly
   
3. Sparx gets fed up with dying and leaves
   
4. Gnasty Gnorc gets bored of trying to be killed and kills himself
   
5. eggshells are on the ground everywhere
   
6. Cynder goes back to helping the Dark Master
   
7. you get killed by an enemy from a different Spyro game
   

The list could go on for a while... lol

here's one

Maleifor uses your own energy against you.

...When you include Cynder_Fan,Black DragonAJ89,JAK,Cosmic Dragon,
Spyroboy,Cynder5,Razz, and many others.
...Spyro commits suicide, Dark Cynder rules.
...You can't use Earth.
...Ed blows Hunter away.
...Ignitus kicks the krap out of Ember.
...You can't buy a key in Moneybags' store.

When all the fodder you ever killed gangs up on you.

...Spyro quits his job.
...Eragon25 pwns Elora.
...You can also include Plasticboyfan<that's me>.
...Hunter becomes fat.

When the egg theif beats you to death with the egg...

Quote: Fire Legend

when you fly, hit thin air, and fall

That can happen in Spyro 2 in Winter Tundra.

You know you suck at Spyro when you think the Legend series is cooler than the PSOne games.

OWNED

Quote: crashpro

Quote: Fire Legend

when you fly, hit thin air, and fall

That can happen in Spyro 2 in Winter Tundra.

You know you suck at Spyro when you think the Legend series is cooler than the PSOne games.

OWNED

But that means that almost everyone sucks at Spyro. At list I an't one off them.

When you do the 99 lives cheat in StD and lose them all in one level

My friend knows someone who has lol!

Quote: crashpro

Quote: Fire Legend

when you fly, hit thin air, and fall

That can happen in Spyro 2 in Winter Tundra.

You know you suck at Spyro when you think the Legend series is cooler than the PSOne games.

OWNED

Um... Does it count if you think there equaly good

When...
Malefor dies of old age.
Sparx blows up.
Game over because you died by a fodder with the 99 lives cheat in StD.
Godzilla destroys the game.
Spyro isn't a dragon.
A never-ending cheat comes up of if you move a musel you die.
You can't find Sheila at the start.
You can't use a powerup.
you can't seem to plug in your spyro themed controler.

Quote: Dark Cynder_27

When...
Malefor dies of old age.
Sparx blows up.
Game over because you died by a fodder with the 99 lives cheat in StD.
Godzilla destroys the game.
Spyro isn't a dragon.
A never-ending cheat comes up of if you move a musel you die.
You can't find Sheila at the start.
You can't use a powerup.
you can't seem to plug in your spyro themed controler.

I've done that before in YOTD... You have to do a swim in air glitch and go to a world where there is a powerup... Like I did it in Evening Lake, went to Sunrise Spring and couldn't use powerups, portals, thoes swirly wind things () or the ballon at the end of the level... And I couldn't pause This must mean I suck at Spyro

When you manage to actually get the Fission Mailed screen to show up that wasn't supposed to.

Quote: crashpro

Quote: Fire Legend

when you fly, hit thin air, and fall XD

That can happen in Spyro 2 in Winter Tundra.

You know you suck at Spyro when you think the Legend series is cooler than the PSOne games.

OWNED ^_^

Gee, can't you let people have their opnions.
TLOS spyro is as good as orginal spyro.

The 80s games > The 90s games in terms of innovation, quality, and sheer awesomeness. 'nuff said...

How does it make you 90s brats feel??

Of course 80s = Noughties in terms of everything, with 80s still being awesome.

See, I can be an *** too.

Quote: Ignitus Lover

Whe you face the opposite direction to flame something.

actualy got could do it if dragons farted fire

oo oo i got one!
when spyro dumps cynder for ember
when ember ACCTUALY wants to go out with flame and hates spyro

Quote: Sam the Dragon

when you actually get eaten by that first monster in DOTD by forgetting to press X

i actually did that 2 see what wuold happen

Quote: BlackDragonAJ89

The 80s games > The 90s games in terms of innovation, quality, and sheer awesomeness. 'nuff said...

How does it make you 90s brats feel??

Of course 80s = Noughties in terms of everything, with 80s still being awesome.

See, I can be an *** too.

True... yet there might be a few flaws in a few areas with the NES and Genesis. In my opinon Genesis had TOO many games that were all about fighting, which makes me not like the Genesis that much besides Sonic.

The NES had a lot of good areas with Mario, Metroid, MOTHER, and Zelda, but many third party titles were kind bad, but then again, Nintendo almost ALWAYS had problems with third party titles. Just look at the Wii!!! Wii= Mini-Game System.