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Page 2 fellas. over halfway there

i endorse this one ok

FOR THE BOOBS!

My child, the time has come. Now I must tell you the story of the Seven Guardians...

A long time ago, in the faraway land of Seraph, there was a prophecy. The great sage Argent had a vision - a vision of seven gemstones, destined to save the world from evil. And so, he gathered together seven heroes, of whom he believed would find these gemstones and fulfil the prophecy.

And so the Seven Guardians were formed, along with an enduring bond between each of them. A bond that would shape their destiny and allow them to act in perfect synergy in their quest for the Gemstones... A virtue that proved invaluable.

They found six Gemstones, and each gave them complete control over an element. Fire, water, air, earth, light, and dark. The powers were incredible, strengthened evermore by the bonds they shared between themselves. But what of the seventh Gemstone?

They could not find a seventh Gemstone.

And so, there was one Guardian who was without power. Mordred. One who formed no bonds with another, one who was an outcast. He did not belong. He felt betrayed, rejected... But one day, he had a plan. A plan of vengeance.

On one fateful day, whilst the others were sleeping, he stole the six Gemstones. He then merged them together to form the Omnistone - a powerful device capable of controlling all elements. Using its power, he killed the remaining six Guardians and fled to the Mountains of Chaos.

Ten years passed. After the death of six of the Guardians and the disappearance of the Gemstones, along with Mordred, the kingdom of Seraph was plunged into an age of fear and despair. Many believed that Mordred had been captured and interrogated into revealing the locations of the remaining Guardians, who in turn were also slain.

Until...

After years of preparation, Modred had finally completed the Ritual of Valrin, a sacred ceremony that would bring the Omnistone to its full power, a power that could unleash his wrath unto the kingdom that had betrayed him. Using the Omnistone, he opened the gates to Oblivion, and brough forth a demon army to annihilate Seraph.

The demon army rode down from the Mountains of Chaos, killing all who resided in the Kingdom of Seraph, and turning it into a haven for the forces of darkness to thrive in for all of eternity. With Seraph in ruins, Mordred had now accomplished his revenge. But far away, a legend was born...

In our kingdom of Merum, the High Lords disclosed a secret to their people. That of a seventh Gemstone. A story which predates that of the Guardians, one of an undersea land of hope... They believed the seventh Gemstone resided in this place, the city of Atlantis. A Gemstone strong enough to overcome the Omnistone and bring Seraph back to its original form.

For too long we have allowed the demons to continue their reign in Seraph. Now it must end...

You must travel to Atlantis, my child! Find the seventh Gemstone before it is too late! Before Mordred and his demon army grow any stronger, before they ride to Merrum and continue their conquest!

The fate of the world is in your hands!

Sigh I've ranted about this before. and how it affects Mario many times more.

Luigi has to have the worst fanbase of any character ever. Luigi is in fact THE MOST OVERRATED CHARACTER IN THE HISTORY OF GAMING!!! almost to the point where everyone hates Mario! in fact, it pretty much is! i kid you not! i've seen people say things like "**** Mario! Luigi is better!" "Luigi is Number 1, Mario is a Loser" "the M on Mario's hat stands for Moron, the L on Luigi's hat stands for Legend" it pisses me off so much!! even though i do like Luigi, the truth is is the truth! i can't stand it when people praise him like this!!! people also say dumb **** like "Luigi needs more Love" "i feel so bad for Luigi, Mario is so cruel to him" "Mario is an asshole to Luigi" Luigi does not need more Love, Luigi has too much love!!! if anything, he needs less love! it makes me so mad, seeing that the whole internet hates on Mario like he's a devil and loves on Luigi like he's a ****ing god! NO VIDEO GAME CHARACTER DESERVES THAT KIND OF PRAISE!!! not even Mario! well, at this point, Mario ****ing needs it! what pisses me off even more is when people say that Luigi is so hated when he has absolutely NO hate to suffer at all! again, they say he needs more love! i don't think so! Luigi has ENOUGH love!!! once more, i am okay with this character, but he gets FAR too much praise for his own good! yes, this guy is hands down, THE most overrated character of all time with the worst insane fandom and deserves less! not just in video games!!!

So i have Wario and Waluigi here confronting him because of this. i chose these characters because they are pretty underrated. why is Sonic here??? well people have told me that Sonic is also quite underrated. but i don't completely believe them. this hasn't been proven to me. but i decided to include him in this drawing for the people that do believe this. i want to make everyone happy.

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator".
First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme.
Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass.
The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

Huh. Don't think I've made a post about GuP in a few days now.

never stop posting, ambushfan

I feel your presence amongst us
You can not hide in the darkness
Can you hear the rumble?
Can you hear the rumble that is calling?

I know your soul is not tainted
Even though you have been told so
Can you hear the rumble?
Can you hear the rumble that is calling?

I can feel the thunder that is breaking in your heart
I can see through the scars inside you
I can feel the thunder that is breaking in your heart
I can see through the scars inside you

A candle casting a faint glow
You and I see eye to eye
Can you hear the thunder?
Can you hear the thunder that is breaking?

Now there is nothing between us
From now our merge is eternal
Can't you see that you are lost?
Can't you see that you are lost without me?

I can feel the thunder that is breaking in your heart
I can see through the scars inside you
I can feel the thunder that is breaking in your heart
I can see through the scars inside you

Can't you see that you are lost without me?

I can feel the thunder that is breaking in your heart
I can see through the scars inside you
I can feel the thunder that is breaking in your heart
I can see through the scars inside you

More tanks, Ambush!

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You seemed perfectly fine and happy to bring them into our peaceful bar?

"Peaceful" as in "everybody formed a gangbang in a closet once"?

Anyway, what am I supposed to say about tanks? They're tanks. That is all.

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"Peaceful" as in "everybody formed a gangbang in a closet once"?

Anyway, what am I supposed to say about tanks? They're tanks. That is all.

What happened to you needing a tank with all the waifus you wanted to bang?

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"Peaceful" as in "everybody formed a gangbang in a closet once"?

Anyway, what am I supposed to say about tanks? They're tanks. That is all.

What happened to you needing a tank with all the waifus you wanted to bang?

Oh yeah, that. I need that.

NVM, looks like tanks are good after all. Also, here's a picture of Kay:

We're getting closer...

Very disappointed in the new Star Wars movie. Traditionally Star Wars has been an all-American franchise. The new movies are infested with ethnics: a woman Jedi, a black storm trooper, a Chinese pilot, and an Indian (chewbacca). Even more alarming are the many species of gays including a trans droid (C-3PO) and even a full blown homosexual (Kylo Ren) which I firmly believe have both inspired homosexual tendencies in my son, Tanner. We're not sure how gay Tanner is yet but we ask that you all pray for him. My wife and I have done nothing to deserve this. We are people of God.

Gonna try posting a YT video now.

EDIT: NVM.

EDIT2: Wait, I think I've got it.

haha numbers

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haha numbers

Oh... oh my God.

I cannot thank you enough, sP. All my life, I have wailed in sorrow, fearing all there is to fear. Nobody could help me. Dark clouds of horror imposed on my judgement, turning my vision of the world around me into a thick miasma of despair of which there was no escape. A truly murdered mind, one ignorant to all reason. It was absolutely eldritch.

But not anymore.

Thanks to your hilarious post, I have experienced something of a revelation. An epiphany. Now, I am finally able to see clearly through this miasma, a gift of vision to my once blinded sight. All that was dark is now light. My murdered mind is now revived. The dark clouds are gone, and I do not fear anything anymore, simply because...

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Hello brothers and sisters of Christ, I know that this is a topic much discussed already, but it cannot be said enough. Rock music is a scourge on our nation, and must be stopped at all costs. Here are 10 facts that explain exactly why God hates this rubbish "music".

1. It encourages the use of illegal drugs. Practially every one of the top 40 records being played on every radio station in the United States is a communication to the children to take a trip, to cop out, to groove. The psychedelic jackets on the record albums have their own hidden symbols and messages as well as the lyrics to all the top rock songs and they all sing the same refrain: It's fun to take a trip, put acid in your veins.

2. Drums are the instruments of satanists, devil worshipers and pagans, and should never be listened to. The rhythm has been proven to have a brainwashing effect on children, and slowly converts them to satanism. If you hear drums, block your ears! I cannot stress this enough.

3. Rock music encourages rebellion. The Lord orders us to submit to unto him, but with this rock and roll in our ears, we are likely to rebel against Him and His word. Further, the music teaches children not to listen to the wise counsel of their parents. How can we raise our children to be good Christian Americans when they listen to this rebellious filth?

4. Rock music encourages homosexuality and transvestism with men wearing make-up, and even dresses or skirts (which they try and say are "kilts", ha! We know better than to fall for that! Clearly rock represents a homosexual agenda, with all male groups touring the countryside in one bus. Most likely they are sharing the same bed as well, but let's not get into that.

5. Rock encourages women to start thinking for themselves, and to believe that they don't need a husband to guide and lead them. So-called female rockers parade on stage singing about nonsense like "independence". All such performers are lesbians or possibly bisexual, as some travel alone with large groups of men.

6. So-called "Christian" rock groups are the worst of all. Not only do they put the name of our almighty God into these "songs" with drums and guitars, which is the height of blasphemy might I add, but they're also part of the same agenda as the rest of them. They attempt to fool good Christian children and parents into buying their music in order to brainwash them and convert them to satanism.

7. Rock tries to tell us that the government is wrong, but only when a Republican is in office. Look how they've stopped doing that since Comrade Obama muscled his way into office. They've always wanted to destroy our beautiful capitalist country with their socialist ideals. Remember, it's a small step from rock music to communism.

8. Rock music encourages promiscuity and whoredom with their overly sexual lyrics and innuendo. They parade around on stage and in videos half-naked in an attempt to convince young girls (and boys) that they want to have sex with them. Studies have shown that children and teenagers who listen to rock are 22% more likely to have sex with older persons. Rock music = pedophilia.

9. Rock concerts are often used to present propaganda about "peace". This is a clear distraction from the war that God has ordained us to win. If the rock musicians were in charge, we'd all be living under the rule of the Saudis by now!

10. Lastly, rock music encourages us not to read God's Holy Bible. The lyrics of nearly all rock songs are laced with subliminal messages telling us to burn our Bibles and submit to the will of Satan! We must ensure our children read the Bible instead of listening to this filth.

So there you have it, ten indisputable facts that prove that God hates rock music. We need to stand strong against this onslaught my friends, if your children bring home a rock CD, make them break it in half. Tell them to listen to real American music like Dolly Parton or Willie Nelson. Or even better, why don't we listen to more hymns? Encourage family singalongs of "Onward Christian Soldiers" and other real Christian patriotic songs.

Continue fighting the good fight people!

More GuP!

what makes you think you could use a non skylanders avatar

Girls are cute.

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Miho Nishizumi



Saori Takebe



Hana Isuzu



Yukari Akiyama



Mako Reizei

i think those girls all have brain tumors, they should go see a doctor

3/4 of the way there.

No, Big Green, they are cute girls. Cute girls who drive tanks.

still wanna make that "shooty sidescrolly pun name robot" game

no waifus but we have fish

I'm still kinda interested in making Waves, but I don't have a laptop or computer. The general idea was like a mix between a Sci-fi and Horror RPG - mostly Sci-fi, but looking at the plot, it is pretty scary.

well if ya into shrimp/octopi/the loch ness monster then yeah we got... 3 husbandos

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Just give one of the fish hube tits and you can guarantee she's gonna have an entire fanbase of horny teens.

Also, remember: making games means you can also make your own waifus, therefore getting you loads of free fanart. Want fap material of your dream girl? Simple, just put here as a supporting character in your videogame, give her an attractive personality, and everyone makes fanart.

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Just give one of the fish hube tits and you can guarantee she's gonna have an entire fanbase of horny teens.

Also, remember: making games means you can also make your own waifus, therefore getting you loads of free fanart. Want fap material of your dream girl? Simple, just put here as a supporting character in your videogame, give her an attractive personality, and everyone makes fanart.

would you **** the loch ness monster

Nope. I mean... it's the ****ing Loch Ness Monster.

I like my waifus to be humanoid at least. Like, recognizably human. I guess Luka technically isn't human.

Well, technically, none of them are human. They are pixels on a screen that I become somehow attracted to because I am just like that.

same tbh

Yeah. So, the lesson is: if you're gonna have waifus, don't make 'em mythological creatures. Nobody wants to **** a mythological creature.

Stuff like cyborgs and aliens, however, could theoretically work. Depends. Overall, I'd suggest using your dream girl as the waifu, because then you know you're gonna get fanart of someone you like.

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Just give one of the fish hube tits and you can guarantee she's gonna have an entire fanbase of horny teens.

Also, remember: making games means you can also make your own waifus, therefore getting you loads of free fanart. Want fap material of your dream girl? Simple, just put here as a supporting character in your videogame, give her an attractive personality, and everyone makes fanart.

would you **** the loch ness monster

for about tree fiddy

Anchovy



Katyusha



Darjeeling

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if you need to get banned in order to stop browsing a website you'll probably just come back anyway eventually lol

the best way to leave a site is like how you leave a store. just go away.

Confirming both of these, kill me.

I have a blunt knife! How would you like to die?

but yeah i'd totally draw out stuff for that game if i had any skill

but i think the premise is simple yet fun and it can be done with the right tools

I am slightly paranoid that there are guests looking at my GuP posts and making characters their "waifus". I don't care.

Also, here's Anteater again:



Nekota is hot.

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but yeah i'd totally draw out stuff for that game if i had any skill

but i think the premise is simple yet fun and it can be done with the right tools

Pretty sure there are some free and easy-to-use tools online if you want to get started. I remember me and King-Pen Krazy talking about it a while ago, although that was for an RPG.

Anyone could be willing to want to **** anything thats pixels upon a screen. I wouldn't know, I just know.

I want to **** Nekota.

Also... Piyotan has nice boobs.

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Confirming both of these, kill me.

I have a blunt knife! How would you like to die?

Sex with Jesse.

Orgasm so hard that you die? Sounds fun.

Also, almost at 100. Just gotta ****post hard now I guess.

Uh oh.

So in like 2 more posts we get spam about Lucina's non-existant boobs?

Best girl



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I feel your presence amongst us
You can not hide in the darkness
Can you hear the rumble?
Can you hear the rumble that is calling?

I know your soul is not tainted
Even though you have been told so
Can you hear the rumble?
Can you hear the rumble that is calling?

I can feel the thunder that is breaking in your heart
I can see through the scars inside you
I can feel the thunder that is breaking in your heart
I can see through the scars inside you

A candle casting a faint glow
You and I see eye to eye
Can you hear the thunder?
Can you hear the thunder that is breaking?

Now there is nothing between us
From now our merge is eternal
Can't you see that you are lost?
Can't you see that you are lost without me?

I can feel the thunder that is breaking in your heart
I can see through the scars inside you
I can feel the thunder that is breaking in your heart
I can see through the scars inside you

Can't you see that you are lost without me?

I can feel the thunder that is breaking in your heart
I can see through the scars inside you
I can feel the thunder that is breaking in your heart
I can see through the scars inside you

Also, can't we appreciate how awesome this song (and its lyrics) are? Because it's awesome.

Almost there now.

ur waifus r ****