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Viridi: Okay. I say we just attack, try to take out as many of the Underworld Army as you can. I'll send the forces of nature in first, with you behind. Does that work?

Phosphora: Sure. Also, if Dark Pit is a copy of Pit, why don't you want him on your side? i mean, Pit single-handedly took out Hades before, so can't Pittoo do the same?

Viridi: Because Pittoo is so annoying! If you can take on the Underworld Army yourself, then I want you to without him.

Phosphora: I'm stronger than Pit anyway.

Viridi: Didn't he... beat you last time you fought?

Phosphora: Yes, but don't you remember that that was right after fighting Thanatos?

Viridi: I suppose. So... if Pit showed up, I wouldn't have to worry?

Phosphora: You wouldn't have to worry at all!

Dark Pit: VIRIDIIIIII!

Viridi: I FORGOT ABOUT THE CONNECTION, IT GOES BOTH WAYS!

Dark Pit: You didn't know that? Well hurry up and fly me out of here!

Phosphora: Well, oops?

Viridi: Of course I knew that, I just forgot! And no, I'm going to leave you there so your Pittooness doesn't bug me anymore.

Dark Pit: I can still yell at you...

Phosphora: Sooo... where do I attack first?

Viridi: Attack wherever you want, just kill the Army. And Pittoo, I'm ignoring you now.

Dark Pit: Well I'll give you a hard time doing it. LET ME FLY!

Phosphora: Okay then~

Viridi: Thank you very much, Phosphora. You can go now, if you're ready.

Phosphora: *goes to fight random Underworld troops*

Viridi: See? He's not that hard to ignore!

Underworld Troops: *Notices the attacker, and begin to defend the area*

Phosphora: I hope you're actually a challenge. I mean, Underworlders are generally pretty boring to fight.

Dark Pit: VIRIIIIIIIIDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

Viridi: OKAY FINE! I GIVE UP! *Warps Dark Pit in front of her* Happy?

Underworld Army: *Are easily being taken down*

Dark Pit: *crosses arms* I still can't fly.

Phosphora: Aww, this is boring!

Viridi: Why do you want to fly? You'll just have to wait here with me.

Underworld Army: *Almost none are left in the current area*

Phosphora: This is really disappointing.

Dark Pit: Angels are supposed to be able to fly. I'd like to be able to fly.

Viridi: I can make you fly for 5 minutes, if I wanted to. No more then that. AND it's a waist of my strength.

???: Hello, Phosphora. I've heard plenty about you.

Phosphora: Oh, is this someone interesting? ...Maybe stronger?

Dark Pit: Fine.

Viridi: Now will you stop bugging me? Go make yourself useful. And, Phosphora, did you say something?

???: What, you've never heard of me? It's Zeus. I work for the great Underworld God, Hades.

Phosphora: Zeus? I don't believe that. Aren't you two like enemies or something? You and Poseidon and Hades all hate each other, don't you?

Zeus: We did. But, then we figured out we have a common goal, so we have teamed up. Only for a time being though. What, you afraid you can't beat me?

Viridi: Phosphora? What's going on! Is something wrong???

Phosphora: Oh, Mistress Viridi! Hey! Just ran into Zeus! Also, what do you have that you both want anyways?

Zeus: That's none of your business. The only thing that matters is that I can't complete my goal if you get through this door.

Viridi: Wait, what? WHY ARE YOU CASUALLY SAYING YOU RAN INTO ZEUS? WHY DID YOU EVEN RUN INTO HIM?

Phosphora: Well I ran into him and now we've gotta fight. Nothing too exciting, the usual stuff. I'm gonna beat him.

Dark Pit: NOW can I fly?

Zeus: You ACTUALLY think you can beat me?

Viridi: What? You're a minor(ish) Goddess! He's the real deal! You can't fight him! And Pittoo, shut up!

Dark Pit: Well, I could go out and help her...

Phosphora: So what? i can take him!

Viridi: Lighting can't beat a God of the Sky! Pittoo, nobody asked for your opinion.

Zeus: Why are you talking to yourself, Phosphora? Are you listing off the things you wanted to do before you died?

Phosphora: No, I'm talking to Mistress Viridi. You know, goddess of nature.

Dark Pit: Yes, but I could...

Zeus: You're kidding, right? You're 'Mistress' is a Goddess who can't do anything.

Viridi: Pittoo! Please, shut up! I'm trying to pull Phosphora out of there!

Phosphora: Well... she's very good at yelling at people.

Dark Pit: Fine. Whatever.

Zeus: I'd hardly call that a talent. Now, let's fight.

Viridi: *Warps Phosphora in front of her*

Phosphora: Aww, we were just about to fight! Why did you ruin it?

Viridi: You can't fight Zeus! You'll die, and I can't have my best warrior dead before we even reach Hades! Then who will kill him for me?

Zeus: Damn Viridi, nobody ever told me she would warp Phosphora out! Well, at least the gate is safe.

Dark Pit: I thought I was your best warrior...

Viridi: You're not half as good as Phosphora! She actually listens!

Dark Pit: So? I listen when it's worthwhile.

Viridi: I'm the one who's suppose to decide what's worthwhile! And either way, Phosphora is still better then you.

Dark Pit: Yeah right...

Phosphora: That's good to know.

Viridi: The point is, I have to figure out who...the Forces of Nature may work...a rest bomb maybe? But it is the underworld...

Dark Pit: There's still me...

Phosphora: Is Pittoo volunteering for a mission? That's really rare.

Dark Pit: That's also not my name.

Viridi: You FINALLY realize my missions are 'worth your time?'

Zeus: Do I just wait here, or...

Dark Pit: I didn't say they all were. This one isn't.

Viridi: Fine then. Pittoo, I guess I have no choice.

Dark Pit: It'd be nice if you'd use my actual name...