darkSpyro

"The terrorists are going to blow up the CONTINENT of the United States!!!" - Bruce Willis

Mr Blackadder always says, "When the going gets tough, the tough hide under the table!"

- Baldrick (Black Adder the Third)

"My words are backed by NUCLEAR WEAPONS!" - Gandhi

"Superman does a literal Christ while in space" -Woolie Madden

"And Mama Kent is, like, 'Maybe you don't have to save the black people, Superman!'" -Matt McMuscles

"You can't solve world hunger by feeding them cancer!" -Pat Bolvin

"MAGIC ISN'T REAL, YOU IDIOT! READ A BOOK!" -Bo Burnham

"Do you want ants... Cause that's how you get ants!" Archer

"He meant to knock the water over! YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! But you all thought it was an accident. But, he meant knock the water over! YEAH, YEAH YEAH! Art is a lie... NOTHING IS REAL!" -Bo Burnham

"If you focused, you'd know"-Delta
I know majority doesn't even know what Inazuma Eleven is, but this quote just made me burst out laughing.

"On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog."-My boyfriend.

Quote: VespiDragon8

GET BACK TO WORK OR YOU'RE FIRED!
-Benson Dunwoody, Regular Show (2010).

There are more but have laziness now, MAYBE update this thing in other time.

benson has a confirmed last name?!?

"**** the police" - **** The Police by NWA

"You gotta do what you gotta do."

"Damn you, reality!"

"It's not the size of the dragon in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dragon"
-Stormdragon21

"You've passed all your GCSE's and are now free to leave school goodbye"

"And that's how it'd be if cavemen discovered YouTube."

Quote: mattusa

Okay girl one one one.

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