darkSpyro

ok il give it mi best shot

me: *ties up malefor on his arm, legs, and tail*
bah! ropes cannot hold me!!!!
oh yeah?
oh yeah!
what about...
me: LIMA BEANS *hand feeds malefor lima beans*
nooooooooooooooooo you're all mosters!!!!
well get ready to suffer more cuz'we got......
me: SOURCREAM PIE!!!!!
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
O quit yer yappin
and they say i talk to much *ducttapes malefor's mout
hows that for evil

haha that was good! thanks for posting in my topic

EL-OW-EL! WRITE MORE OR...this:
Malefor:i had enough of u people!
All:WE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU!
*complete silence*
malefor:*screams like a sissy girl while running*eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
all:*everybody follows while holding sticks with sour cream pies attached to d tip*
person 1:u look skinny! come! we have free sour cream!all 4 u!

i won't even try to kill you
why? i'm a worthy oponent
you're probably gonna runn away from the next bunny you see
NO! that one was evil!
*another nonevil bunny looks at malefor*
NOOOOOOO IT'S GONNA KILLIFY ME!
*runs away*

nice one cyndergirl 01

I'LL KILL YA ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JK. He's just joking...I think

So your one of THEM!?
Darkdragon3809- maybe...
You traitor!!
Darkdragon3809- Oh, so now that I'm not on your side your gonna cry?
*cries*
Darkdragon3809- Oh dont cry *pats him on the back*
Darkdragon3809- Mom will be here soon to give you a free Spyro fan teddy bear!!
I killed my mother *cries more*
Darkdragon3809- Oh..sorry, WHAT!? You killed ya mom!?? What sort of twisted creature would do that!!?? Go jump off a bridge you dont deserve to live.
*jumps off a Gaolden Gate Bridge*
Darkdragon3809-I-I was j-just joking....he takes everything sooo seriously

is my father everyone...

Somehow I doubt that...after all I am Malefor (no, actually...not really, i wish)

Well I have to say this:



Unless you're over a 100 years old, then I really do doubt that you're the guy. XP

I ran out of ideas......

hey imagine what would happen if could breath sour cream

lol! now that would be funny!!!

u know malefor, Cynder and I could defeat u with one thing....
I am the great malefor!!! I cannot be defeated by a one mere thing!! what is it?
SOUR CREAM PIE!!!!
*screams like a little girl and starts to cry*
* throws sour cream pies at malefor*
*dies*

and are making a documentary on how to torture and kill malefor.
now, what u do is to go up to him.
* goes up to malefor who's in a cage*
put a pie in his face.
sticks pie in his face*
*cries and sobs*
then you cover him in sour cream.....
*covers him in sour cream*
*cries and tries to escape then breaks down and sobs*
and last but not least........ get a giant sour cream pie.......AND STICK IT IN HIS FACE!!!! then let your neighbourly sour cream loving bull do the rest!
sticks giant pie in his face and sniggers*
*screams like a little kid and tries to break open cage*
*opens cage containing bull* oops.
ARRGGHH!!!!!! *gets licked to death by bull*
and that concludes our documentary on how to kill malefor. thank you for watching.

that was funny

I am the great Malefor! I fear nothing!
You fear llamas...
Ok... I fear nothing! Except llamas...
The llamas worship me... So in a way... You must fear me too!
*hides in corner from Spyro* PLEASE! DON'T SEND THE LLAMAS TO ATTACK ME!!!

Llamas?!

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Llamas?!

The Atlowa (however its spelt) from ANB were Llama's...