darkSpyro

Quote: Dark Snap Shot

The cops saw somone beating the **** out of you. Perfectly legal
The cops saw you punch someone. YOU MUST BE KILLED

Playing GTA Vice City
Driving a car down the road really fast
See a cop cross the road, and I'm going to hit him!!!
Reflexively, I jump out of the car
Car smashes into the cop, and goes hurtling down the road, before hitting a T-Intersection and rides up onto the footpath, knocking over a light-pole and killing a whole heap of pedestrians

Quote: sonicbrawler182

Kingdom Hearts - how is Jiminy Cricket not destroyed after being in Sora's pockets all of the time, through all of Sora's battles and beatings and all?

Oh my kingdoms you're right...

Slide down on a tiny sled.
Land on a polar bear's stomach.
A jiggy pops out.

The polar bear was unharmed by being landed on by a bear and a bird riding a tiny sled at high velocity.

Marowana used bonerang
Throws bone that smacks target in the face
It dosnt affect noctowl

Golem used earthquake
Gengars levitate protects it from damage EVEN THOUGH HES STANDING ON THE FING GROUND
Its super effective on mangezone and mega charizardx AND THEY ARE CLEARLY FLOATING
HOW. HOW.
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Skylanders logic
IM GONNA TAKE OVER SkylanDS!
Me- I have over 150 Skylanders and one robot can defeat them all?
Bullsh
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Is a lava monster
Cannot burn wood even though he used lava attacks on wod
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Shooting game
*gets shot*
Blood on eyes
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A ROCKET has been fired!
People dead
Ambulance destroyed
Bike ok
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