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Wham-Shell the Pet
Part 1:

Wham-Shell the Pet
Part 2:

Wham-Shell the Pet
Part 3:

The Fix is in!
Part 1:

The Fix is in!
Part 2:

The Fix is in!
Part 3:

The Fix is in!
Part 4:

Lighting Rods Hair: The Short Story with Flynn and Cali

: oh my hair, i love you, but we will have to break up... I am going to the hairdressers, sorry to disappoint you.

At few days later
Flynn: Oh lightning rod, i heard you broke up with your hair, i am SO SORRY, i will try and chear you up
Cali: Flynn, your late for lightning rods wedding with his mustache !
Flynn: WHAT ?!
Cali: Oh and why are you talking to tree rex bottum
Flynn: HUH ? AAAAAAHHHH THERES A CARVING OF LIGHTNING RODS FACE ON TREE REXS BUTT !!!!!
Cali: no thats a birthmark
Flynn: yikes what a mark
: i bet your dont have a better birthmark ! Loser....

: This Story Was Brought To You By GOOGLY EYES INC
: And Edited By GOOGLY TOUNGE INC

SkyInterview: StarStrike, Enchanted StarStrike and Dune Bug

SkyInterview: Countdown, Kickoff Countdown and Springtime Trigger Snappy

SkyInterview: Wind-Up

SkyInterview: Smolderdash and Volcanic Eruptor

SkyInterview: Fryno and Punk Shock

SkyInterview: Riptide

SkyInterview: Dark Stealth Elf...

VILLAIN NONSENSE: A SHORT STORY WITH SPARX AND THE DERPY MONEYBAGS
: YAY IM A VILLIAN !!!! SUPER FUN TIME IN HAPPY LAND
: get a life
: BUT IM A TOTAL VILLIAN
: THATS WHY U SHOULD GET A LIFE

SAVE THE DARKS
Part 1:

SAVE THE DARKS
Part 2:

SAVE THE DARKS
Part 3:

SAVE THE DARKS
Part 4:

SAVE THE DARKS
Part 5:

SAVE THE DARKS
Part 6:

SAVE THE DARKS THEN CANCELLED BY AN INVASION OF GILL GRUNTS SAYING "THE GRUNT"

Time goes Sideways
Part 1:

Time goes Sideways
Part 2:

Time goes Sideways
Part 3&4:

Jolly Bumble Blast
Part 1: Potion Io Bludd
OFFICIALLY STARTED THE TOPIC

- = Meanwhile or in 10-Infinity Minutes

At Mall
: Hello Little Girl what do you want for Christmas ?
: A puppy
: MEEEEE
-
: Hello Little Boy what do you want for Christmas
: A Sodastream
-
: Hello Little Girl what do you want for Christmas
: An Identity
-
: Hello Little Sidekick what do you want for Christmas
: The Power to not to be a " Sidekick " and a Skull Zapper
: MUSHROOM
-
: Hello Little Bot whatdo you want for Christmas
: 2 metres of Io stone
: Take a statue, thats 2 metres of Io Stone
: gee thanks ! *drinks potion and goes beast form to carry statue*
-
At the Labratory
: 2 metres of Io stone in the pot, 2 litres of Blu in the pod, and a teaspoon of DD in the pot
-
: WOOO HOOOO!!!! I MADE...... Io Bludd
: WOO HOOOO YOU MADE PUNCH !!
: yeah, some clasherz are coming ! Its for them
: can i have some ?
: NOO Only Clasherz and Jolly Bumble Blast
: oh, i will drink my hair licks hair
-
At Mall
: Hello Little Hottie ..... Do you want some of this for Christmas ?
: As a Scratching Post ? YES ! As a body ? Nice Try ! W-Ball beat you already !
: Mistletoe !
: Thats Turkey
: Oh lemme get my-
: SEE YA !!!! flies away
: Next one on my list ? Flashwing
: HI !!!!!! Try my Io Bludd !!!!! Its punch
: Hello Little Punch ! I GOT YOU takes a sip of punch and fall to the ground
: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY PUNCH ISNT GOOOOOD !!!!! Or is he rude ?takes a sip of punch and fall to the ground
: Uh Oh
: thats bad

Jolly Bumble Blast
Part 2: I a Barbar
28/12

: SANTA NO SANTA NO SANTA NO SANTA NO SANTA NO SANTA NO
: Dude Chill
: what ?
: SHUT UP WERE TRYING TO SAVE CHRISTMAS
: Letz Try some of-
: DONT TRY IT
: WHY ?!?
: IT KILLED SANTA AND THE FIZZ GUY WHO I DONT CARE ABOUT
: Oh then.... SANTA NO SANTA NO SANTA NO SANTA
: I have an idea !
: what ?
: Darn, I was hoping you would say the same thing
: SANTA NO SANT- Wait a second !
: What is it ?
: I need to go pee *rushes off*
: Really ?
-
On The Clasherz Ship
Barbar: I a barbar
Arar: WERE HERE
-
At the ruins
: HEY
: HEY
Barbar: Yo ! I made a catchphrase !
: what ?
Barbar: I A BARBAR
: who are these guys ?
: SO GREAT TO SEE YOU CLASHERZ
Barbar: Great to see you too
: Who are these guys ?
: oh, Pop Thorn this is Barbar
: Hi Im Pop Thorn
Barbar: and I A Barbar
Arar: Hey Pop Thorn ! Im Arar
: Hi !
Hoggy: Im Hogger the Hog, but call me Hoggy
: Hi Hoggy ! Whos the other guy on top of you
Riderry:: Im Riderry ! Together we are
Hoggy:: HOG RIDER
: Cool !

Jolly Bumble Blast
Part 3: The Grunt
28/12

: I GOT AN IDEA
: what ?
: we get gill grunt to invade this !
: WHAT IS WITH YOU !?!?!!?
: You, your with me
: Uh Wha ?
: Never Mind !! WE NEED THE GRUNT !!!!
: THE GRUNT !!!!
: THE GRUNT
: THE GRUNT
: THE GRUNT
Barbar: THE GRUNT
Arar: THE GRUNT
Hoggy: THE GRUNT
Riderry: THE GRUNT
: THE GRUNT
: THE GRUNT
: THE GRUNT
: THE GRUNT
: THE GRUNT
: THE GRUNT
: THE GRUNT
: Wait a sec
: What ?
: Pop FIZZ AND JOLLY ARE HERE
: YEAH ITS TRAGIC !
: NO IT ISNT
: YEAH
: YEAH
: YEAH
: YEAH
: SHUT UP
: SHUT UP
: SHUT UP
Barbar: SHUT UP
Hoggy: SHUT UP
: ARAARRARARARARARARARARRARAR
Arar: What
: OVERLOAD !!!!!! (Explodes)
Riderry: Uh Oh
:Uh Oh
: Uh Oh
: Uh Oh
: Uh Oh

Jolly Bumble Blast
Part 4: Truth be told and Pop be fizz
28/12

: SO ? DA !
: SODA
Barbar: I A BARBAR
: TROLL
: ME
: TROLL ME
: BLINK AND DESTROY !!!!!
: SEE SPOT BURN
: ANOTHER SMASH HIT
: BRING THE STING
: KING OF THE STING
: THE TRUTH IS IO BLUDD IS A SLEEP FOR AN HOUR POTION
: YEAH !!!! WHA ?
: i thought you need a rest ! BUT WHY DID U LOOK DISGUSTED WHEN U DRUNK IT
: IT WAS SOUR
: REALLY !?!! THAT WAS WHAT HAPPENED !!!!!!!!
: HOW DID YOU REFORM !?
: WHO CARES !!!! GRUNT TIME!!!!!! (Presses button in back)


THE REST OF THIS STORY WAS INVADED BY GILL GRUNT

Roomate
Part 1: The List
Stories from here are from 2014
17/01

: Bouncy Ball
: Check
: Wrecking ball
: Check
: Hot Dog Machine
: Check
: A Hot Dog
: Check
: ok ok, Hot Dog
: ..... check
: Pop Corn
: Check
: Pop Thorn
: Check
: WHO WROTE THIS STUPID LIST !??!
: me
: Ugh this is silly
: SILLY
: CAN WE MOVE IN YET ????? WEVE BEEN DOING THIS LIST FOR 3 HOURS
: But the list is good, remember we almost lost Molten Hot Dog
: No we didnt
: WE COULDVE !!!!
: Is this over yet ? Im bored
: no, Wrecking Ball wants us to double check at the end
: No i didnt, I wanted to buy the Double Checkers game, but good Double Check idea
: LETS JUST MOVE IN ALREADY
: tralala

Roomate
Part 2: The New Home
17/01

: WERE HERE YIPPEEE
: LETS INVITE ALL OUR FRIENDS FOR A JUMBO PARTY
: YEAH. !!!!!!!!
: OH YEAH
: LETS INVITE SHROOMBOOM, ERUPTOR, BARBAR, ARAR, HOGGY, RIDERRY, FRIGHT, MEEP AND OUR OLD CARETAKERS SWARM AND TREE REX
: AND THE LEVEL ONE GOBLIN: GOBBY !!!!!!
: OH YEAH
Eon: Hello Children
: Hello eon
Eon: Since you guys are still kids, i got you a mum
: A mum ?
Eon: A Roomate
: BUT WE WANTED TO LIVE TOGETHER NOT WITH SOMEONE ELSE
: What if our mums Shroomboom ?
: MAYBE EVEN WIND UP
: YIPEEE
Eon: Your mum is a girl
: Why ?
Eon: Because mums are always the gender: FEMALE
: But the only genders are, Male, Chubby and Feline
Eon: I mean Feline
: Oh, who is she ?
Eon: Here she is....
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: GO WRECKING BALL
: OK !!!! *eats the roomate*
Eon: Did a fat grub just eat his roomate
: Maybe....
: He means NO

Roomate
Part 3: IM NOT FAT
17/01

: I ATE THE ROOMATE
Eon: I KNEW A FAT GRUB AT THE ROOMATE
: IM NOT FAT
Eon: Yes you are
: HES NOT
Eon: Compared to you
: SHUT UP EON
Eon: Why
:
: Eons annoying
Eon: Duh, did you JUST find that out
& : NO

Roomate
Part 4,5 & 6: Spit, CANDY BREAK and Shes your roomate
23/01
23/01
25/01

Eon: Ok Ok whatever SPIT OUT YOUR ROOMATE
: no
Eon: but why....
:because
Eon: BECAUSE WHAT
: ....
: ....
: Ok im gonna be kind to you, then spit out the roomate... Then you and the stupid roomate will jump off a cliff
Eon: sounds fair
: kindness first: ************
Eon: WHO TOUGHT YOU THAT WORD
: Freeze Blade, he said it means Eon is awesome
Eon: Freeze Blade is an idiot
: ah, and your his king
Eon: Yes exactly, WAIT WHAT !!!?!?!!?!?!? Just spit the roomate out
: FINE !!! *spits*
: can i not be thier roomate *falls down*
: That works for me

: CANDY BREAK
: YIPEEE

Eon: SHE HAS TO BE YOUR ROOMATE
: Cant she be our roomate SOMEWHERE ELSE
Eon: NO
: Neighbor ?
Eon: Good Idea
: YAY

The Grunt
Part 1: Why?
01/02

: Hey !
: Oh hii !!!
: W-Ball ! Havent seen you in ages
: Yeah cause i moved away..... You were the best neighbor ever
: glad to help ! I miss you...
: same, jade flashwings my new neighbor...
: Yikes.... Tree Rex and Swarm miss you, your all grown up... And ready to live without them
: yeah....
: So... How are things ?
: Oh great !!! I have so much more room in my new house
: Neat !
: We have a pool 3 times the size of that other one...
: Cool !! Mind if i come over tomorow ?
: Sure !! Pop Thorns holding a pool party so dont go to that... He didnt invite me, or the hot dogs ?
: why ?
: Oh, he wants to make new friends so he invited people he isnt usually with
: Trying to make friends eh ?
: yeah, you can join in a little bit if you want too
: Neato !

The next day
*doorbell rings*
: ZAP !!
: WRECKING BALL !!
: you came
: yeah i did ! How big is the party ?
: only 13 people so its cool if you come in
: neat ! Wheres the hot dogs ?
: food stand !
: whos at the party ?
: Pop Thorn, Warnado, Stump Smash, Zoo Lou, Camo, Jade Flashwing, Spyro, Cynder, Wham-Shell, Slam Bam, Whirlwind, Star Strike and Gill Grunt
: Oh my ! What fun !
: yeah I've had a few minutes in the pool myself !
: Sweet !
: I sure hope Gill Grunt doesnt use The Grunt !!!
: Why does he use it ?
: Um... Now that I think about it.... WHY does he use it ?
: Let find out....
: Guys ! COME ON !!
: After a splash !
: OH YEAH !!!!

The Grunt
Part 2: Just Lunch
06/02

Several Fun-Filled minutes later
: THAT SPLASH WAS SUPER HAPPY AWESOME
: THAT SPLASH WAS SUPER ZAPPY AWESOME
: Hi, you look cold... Want a Hot Dog ?
: YES PLEASE
: Ooooh they look tasty... Ill take one
: THESE ARE DELICIOUS
: Mmmmmmm These are the best.... Hot Dog how did you make these
: Its a Normal Hot Dog EXCEPT We put Chocolate Spice Salt on it ! The Sauce also has a bit of Shift's Salt in it
: Shift's Salt... Thats the thing you added to your hamburgers right ?
: Yeah... Night Shift is kind of with cooking
: Didnt Ghost Roaster and Him Make the Chocolate Spice Salt ?
: Yeah ! The Chocolate Spice Salt tastes bad, but it doesnt on HOT DOGS !!!!!
: These are big Hot Dogs
: Yeah they are, special sausage !!!
: K W-Ball wanna find out about The....
: GRUNT
: DunDun Duuuuuuunnnnnn
: Sooo, should we research Grunt Legends or Ask Gill Grunt
: Legends First, Asking Later
: HEY !!!! THATS MY LINE !
: What ?
: How did ?
: A Wha ?
: Aduh
: Um
: Lets Research Nice and quietly.....
: RUN !!!!! VOODOODS BEING WIERD AGAIN
: AAAAAAAAAHHHH
: YAAAAAAAAHHHH
: YAAAAAAAAHHHH
: Aduh Buh
: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

The Grunt
Part 3: A Short Truth
07/02

At the Computer Room
: WOAH The Grunt is a legendary family mark, and its power is amazing
: but none of this stuff shows WHY Gill Grunt uses it
: Lets ask him

Down at the pool
: WATER TORNADO YYYAAAAAAHH
: Aduh Buh
: PARTAYYYY
: SHUBA DUBA !!!!!
: WHAHA HA HA
: YEEEEEEHHHHAAAAA
: Hey Gills ?
: SPLASH BOMB !!!!!! YAGADOOOOO
: GILLS !
: SPLASH BOMB ARSENAL !!!!!! YAGAGAGAGADEDOOOOOOOO
: GILLSSS !!!!!!!
: WHACHACHA !!!!!!
: GILL GRUNT !!!!!!
: Yeah what ?
: Why do you use the mighty powerful super duper amazing strong flashy nice great strong hypo mega epic happy awesome
: GET ON WITH IT
: Why do you use the mighty powerful super duper amazing strong flashy nice great strong hypo mega epic happy awesome
: GET ON WITH IT AGAIN
:.... what
: Why do you use the grunt
: I wanna be a main character, thats all....
: Oh...
: Oh...
: Oh...
: Hey look mustard on the table
: i dont like mustard
: same
: Chestnut
: What ?
: So Gill Grunt you wanna be a main ?
: yeah....
: ok then, me and zap will write a story about you and publish it on Iganagors page
: Hey Thanks

_________
Hey guys its W-Ball here, Im on my pals Iganagors account here...

Whats that zap ? Guys Zap says hi !

But anyway me and zap have written a story, it would be nice if you read it, its about Gill Grunt !

AAAAAHHHHH !!!!! WHO THREW THAT WATER BOMB !!!! GILL GRUNT DO YOU WANT THE STORY OR NOT !!!!!

Sorry guys, Gill Grunt is annoying me... I might change the main character to Stump Smash ! YOU HEAR THAT GILL GRUNT !!!!

OW !!!! FINE FINE !!!! YOU CAN BE THE MAIN !!!
Guys its Gill Grunt whos gonna be main !!!!!

OWWWWW WHO THREW THAT !!!!! Sorry Guys, Gotta go
_________
Hey guys its Zap here, Mmmmm this hot dog is yum ! TRY IT !!!!!

A Simple book about an idiot
By Zap and Wrecking Ball
07/02
: Hello
: My Name is Gill Grunt
: I live in a hole
: This is my friend Zap
: We play games
: Like Tennis, Softball and Sowing Jumpers
: I always lose
: I am dumb
: Gill Grunt is dumb
: Zap is smart
: I am Smart
: Hello
: I am Wrecking Ball
: I am very awesome
: And so am I
: But im not
: That is true
: The Truth is True
: You Cant deny it
: The End
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About the authors

Zap: Zap was born on a random year. He likes Electrifying People (mainly Mabu). He hates Tennis, Softball and Sowing Jumpers. Zap eats too many Hot Dogs. Zap enjoys splashing Gill Grunt. Zaps best food are Hot Dogs.

A Message From Zap: I am Awesome Awesome Awesome

W-Ball: W-Ball was born on a few days ago. He likes burping on people (mainly gillmen). He hates Mustard, Going to bed and Broccoli. He is happy. W-Ball enjoys punching Gill Grunt. W-Balls best food are anyone from Wham-Shells Family.

A Message From W-Ball: Hey Gill Grunt, YOU STINK

Gill Grunts story reactions
07/02

: MY HOLE IS SMALLER THAN THAT !!!!! ZAP YOUR A BAD ARTIST

: I am dumb

: I WON SOWING JUMPERS ONCE

: Yeah, Dont deny the truth.....

: Neato an " About The Authors Part "

: ZAP YOU HATE THOSE GAMES !!!! HOW COULD YOU

: Yes you are " Awesome Awesome Awesome "

: W-Ball i wondered why you burp me....

: Everyone hates Mustard

: W-Ball Punches me too much

: Wham-Shells Family is quite nice.... TO EAT

: W-Ball your right... I need a shower

: You can read ?

: Wow !

Traptanium
Pt1. Portal to Traptania
10/10

In Crumbcracker, Hall of the Bad Guys

: I'm stealing the most EEEEVIIIIILLL Villains in their capsules from Crumbcracker, Hall of the Bad Guys and then I will free them from their capsules and force them to obey me !
Glumshanks: Kaos you realise we are driving home, I am sure I know the plan

At Kaos Lair of Evil
: WELL GLUMSHANKS OPEN THE CAPSULE
Glumshanks: I need a knockaway bomb to do that sir.
: But all they villains will knock away to other lands !!!!
Glumshanks: You did know that the only thing able to break the capsules are knockaway bombs
(Glumshanks explodes the capsules, sending wanted villains all over Skylands
: WHAT ABOUT THESE SEVEN CAPSULES THAT SAY DOOM RAIDER ON THEM
Glumshanks: Havent you heard about the Doom Raiders ?
: Yes
Glumshanks: These are the Doom Raiders
: WHAT !? I did not see that coming
Glumshanks: ...... You need Portal Master magic to open these
: ARE YOU KIDDING ME GLUMSHANKS !!!! WE DONT HAVE THAT
Glumshanks: Sir, your a Portal Master
: Oh yeah ! Well here I go opens capsules
: Me Hungry
: SMELLY GOOOOOOOOO IS SO EVIL
: I want a new Bone Harp, this ones so ones so old, you can see bones on it
: Wheres the closest Spicy food restraunt... I want to STEAL THE RECIPES
: I want gold JUST GOLD
: I've always wondered what I dream myself... I should steal my own dream sometime
: AH ! Theres a loose thread in my puppet...
: Are these guys seriously the Doom Raiders ?
Glumshanks: And yet I thought the mystery of the universe was... Are you seriously Kaos ?
: EWWWW !!!!! I'm wearing make up ! It's not like I'm a Rockstar or anything

In Skylash, town of Skylanders

: Wow ! Eon, your Portal Master skills can actually make an entire town for Skylanders !
Eon: Yes Flashwing ! Its amazing isn't it !
: WOOO HOOOOO SKYLASH
: I know right ! THE HAVE A RESTRAUNT WHERE YOU DONT EVEN PAY BECAUSE WE ARE SKYLANDERS
: I never knew being a Skylander would be cool ! I thought it was just for fun !!!! But we get this stuff for doing fun things...
: It even has a private beach !
: meh...
Eon: (broadcasting around Skylash so everyone hears) MAY I HAVE Flashwing, Granny Crusher, and Funny Bone !!! Please come to the Portal room !

At the portal room

Eon: Someone has freed the Doom Raiders ! I sense Kaos did it
: POO DAH
Eon: You three are not actually useless ! You can set up the portal to Traptania !
: We can ?
Eon: Funny Bone, take a shard of your crystal and put it here !
: Sure Thing
Sure Thing puts in crystal
Eon: Flashwing, put a shard here
: Alrighty
: Alrighty puts in crystal
Eon: And Granny put some Granny-gem here
: I AM GRANITE NOT GRANNY
: I AM GRANITE NOT GRANNY puts in crystal
Eon: The portal has opened.... Now we need to test if it works throws in Trigger Snappy
: How does that help ?
Eon: If your hear complaining from the other end of the portal, It works
: I hear it !
Eon: Lets get three guys over there now..
: Sure !
Eon: No ! If the portal gets messed up, we need you
: I have three people for the job
: I have three people for the job
Eon: What ? Why is Trigger Snappy here
: Me, Tree Rex and Blast Buckler
: Me, Tree Rex and Blast Buckler
Eon: What do you two mean by ' Me ' ?
: Spyro
: Me

Traptanium
Pt2. Traptania the Ruins
11/10

At The Portal Room

Eon: Remember, The Trap Masters are needed, otherwise The Doom Raiders will Doom us
: Anything else ?
Eon: Be Back by 6:00, I need you to do that trick to destroy Jet Vacs horrible Skylash celebration dinner
: Spyro, are you ready ?
: Yes
: I AM BLAST BUCKLER !!! DEFENDER OF THE PEOPLE
: Lets go Jumps in with Blast Buckler and Tree Rex

At Traptania
: This Place is in RUINS !!! Theres no Traptanium anywhere !?
: We need to find theresting capsules of the 102 Traps and 16 Trap Masters
: Found Them !
: WHY ARE YOU HERE !!!
: I found the Traps
: Amazing ! 10 Traps of each Eight Elements ? Check ! 10 Traps of Light ? Check ! 10 Traps of Dark ? Check ! 1 Trap of Kaos ? Check ! Wait thats only 101
: The last trap must be with the Trap Masters
: Found Them
: But theres only 15 !!!!
: Are you a bad counter ? theres 198d788sn82
: You mean 16 ?
: Oh, must of miscounted
: Ok lets open them
: Only Eon can ! We have to give them to Eon !!!
: LET US GO TO ZE EON

At Kaos Lair of Evil
: So your name is Chaos
: K-O-A-S
: So ? Its Koas ?
: NOT KOAS (pronounced Co-as) OR CHAOS (pronounced Chay-oz) ITS KAOS (pronounced Dumb Bum)
: YOU SAID K-O-A-S
: NO I SAID K-A-O-S
: Are you KIDDING ME !?
: OOH I HAVE AN IDEA !!!! A Chay-oz TOY !!! OUT OF GOLD......
: TURN HIM INTO GOLD !!!!!
: what ? Bananarama gets turned into gold by Golden Queen
: That little bald guy mentioned that there is a team of SERIOUSLY SERIOUS SKYLANDERS THAT TAKE HERO-ING SERIOUSLY

At Skylash
: EVERYONE OF SKYLASH !!!!! LETS STOP BEING SERIOUS AND GO TO BANANA MONKEY ISLAND
Eon: YAHOOOOOOO
: WOOO HOOOOOO
: WOW SUPER SERIOUS DARK SPYRO WANTS US TO PARTY !!!!! THIS MUST BE IMPORTANT
: ITS NOT LIKE THE MOST ELITE VILLAINS ARE GONNA DECLARE WAR ON US OR ANYTHING ?
: Yeah... Even though I sense it
Eon: Same

At Kaos Lair of Evil
: WE ARE THE MOST ELITE VILLAINS AND WE ARE GONNA DELCARE WAR ON THE SUPER SERIOUS SKYLANDERS

Traptanium
Pt3. Split Doom Raiders
16/10

: ELITE ELITE ELITE
: Your kicked from the Doom Raiders, your replacement is a bar of gold
: What was that for ?
Chompy Puppet: Chocolate Bananas
: Your kicked from the Doom Raiders, your replacement is a bar of gold
: Golden Queen ARE YOU MAD !!!!!!!! YOU KICKED TWO DOOM RAIDERS !!!! ARE YOU MAD !? I KNOW I AM
: Your kicked from the Doom Raiders, your replacement is a bar of gold
: I will cook you, the best Golden Omelette my queen...
: Your kicked from the Doom Raiders, your replacement is a bar of gold. But make me that omelette first
: Yes Sir
: SIR !? YOU SUCK AND YOUR OMELETTE PROBABLY WOULD TOO ? But just to make sure, make me that omelette first
: I'm a Doom Raider YAY
: Your kicked from the Doom Raiders, your replacement is a bar of gold
: I am CRAZY
: Your kicked from the Doom Raiders, your replacement is a bar of gold
: You are CRAZY
: Here is your omelette, my queen
: EW !!!! YOU ADDED EGG TO THE OMELETTE
: What else would I add ?
: GOLD !!!!! I EAT GOLD !!!!!
: You have a horrible taste you stupid queen
Chompy Puppet: Tell me about it

Traptanium
Pt4. The Trap Masters
16/10

Eon: I will unlock the capsules
: Fine by me ditches Eon
Eon: WHO WANTS TO WATCH THE TRAP MASTERS
LETS DITCH HIM
(All Skylanders ditch Eon)
Eon: What ? opens capsules
: TRALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA THE GAP MASTERS ARE HERE
Eon: No one seems to care, and you are the Trap Masters
: Well thats just a Wallop

The Golden War
Pt1. Goldapalooza
16/10

: THOSE IDIOT DOOM RAIDERS QUIT ON ME !!!!
Chompy Puppet: You kicked us you nub
: But they wont accept to come back
Chompy Puppet: Yes they will
: What do you know ? Your a puppy
Chompy Puppet: A PUPPET YOU IDIOT
: Eh, I may as well get my henchmen from Gold Apple Loser
Chompy Puppet: It's Gold-a-palooza
: Doyee Da

At Goldapalooza
: FAITHFUL CITIZENS OF GOLD APPLE LOSER, YOUR QUEEN HAS RETURNED
Citizens: What is that old lady saying ?
: I'M YOUR QUEEN, NOT AN OLD LADY
Chompy Puppet: It's been 1000 Years since you were the queen of this town, you are such a nub
: I prefer queen
Chompy Puppet: And I prefer PUPPET, but NOOOOOOOOOO you call me a PUPPY YOU NUB
: Can you and your stupid puppy just go, Chompy Mage.
Chompy Puppet: I dont see no Chompy Mage
: BECAUSE YOU DONT HAVE EYES !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chompy Puppet: True Dat
: Up, Up, and AWAY
: Pup Pup and PUPPY
Chompy Puppet: What did you just say ?
: SCRAM

At the abandoned kingdom
: HENCHMEN !!!!! GET THE WARRIORS, and tell me your names again... I forgot ?
Ashen: I am Ashen the Golden Warrior
Draed: I am Draed the Golden Defendant
Tepub: I am Tepub the Golden Archer
Squidward: I am Squidward, and I dont know why you hired me
: WELL THEN, GET THE WARRIORS AND DECLARE WAR.... ON THE SKYLANDERS
Chompy Puppet: YOU WILL LOSE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Golden War
Pt2. The Golden War
16/10

: Huh !? The Golden Airship is dropping warriors down
: Well, Well... If it isn't Spiral
: It isn't Spiral.... IT IS SPYRO
: Gusto Busto Wusto LUSTO DUSTO
: and WALLOP
: Golden Queen ? Why are you here
: I declare BORE
Chompy Puppet: You mean war
: I declare WAR
: Here I go !! Takes out some warriors
: That is not all !!!! Turns warriors in GIANT WARRIORS
: WE CAN HANDLE IT shoots ping pong balls at Gold Warriors
Golden Warrior: really..... knocks out Bouncer
: CHARGE knocks into a wall
: Gearblade, SPIN
Ashen: Gearblade STOP picks up Gearshift and throws her into a wall
: WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS !!!!
: GIVE THEM ALL HIGH FIVES
: GIVE THEM ALL FIST BUMPS
: NO !!! GIVE THEM YOUR FULL POWER gets squashed like a dune bug
: OK, lets do this eats a sheep
Draed: FACE IT, YOUR THROUGH
Squidward: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
: .... this is bad gets knocked out
: They arent tickling my bone, THERE HURTING IT gets buried
:FACE IT !!!! SKYLANDS IS RIGHT WERE I WANT IT.... AT IT'S KNEES
Mabu Defence Force: We are here to save the day gets stepped on
Chompy Puppet: Oh Dang

The Golden War
Pt3. 1 Day later
16/10

1 Day Later

At the Golden Jail
: I can't believe we failed...
: WHY OH WHY OH WHY OH WHY OH WHY OH WHY OH WHY
: This is bad, shes taken over Skylands
: Tell me about it
: There MUST be something we can do about this !
: I am a Sidekick and I KNOW HOW MUCH SKYLANDERS THERE ARE !!!!
: Whats that gonna do ? Sound pretty pathetic
: There is still one Skylander on the loose
: Who ?
: Well, a sidekick
: WHO !?
: Trigger Snappy, lord of the skylanders
: Wait. Trigger Snappy NOOB OF THE SKYLANDERS
: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
: Look at me, my head is small

At Goldlash (Skylash)
: WHY, WHY!!!!!!!!! She made Skylands.. Goldlands
: Well, Well, if it isnt Trigger Snappy
Glumshanks: Lord Kaos, It is Trigger Snappy
: We need this little Skyloser takes Trigger Snappy

At the Kaos Hut
: Why do you live in a straw hut ?
: Dumb Queen stole my home and EVERYTHING
: Why do you need me ?
: Your a Skylander, you can defeat the Dumb Queen
: Yeah, but my only weapon is this dumb Earth Trap
: And Dumb Queen is an Earth Elemental
: So, I still can NOT defeat her
: Do you want Golden Guns ?
: OH MY GOSH !!!! GOLDEN GUNS !!!!
: Yup ! Extra Small version of the Baby Version ! So it may be a bit big and heavy
: Oh it is ! But I can handle it !
: Well then, go get em' Skyloser
Chompy Puppet: The Plot Thickens.....

The Golden War
Pt4. TRIGGER SNAPPIN
18/10

: TRIGGER SNAPPIN
: Yes, Yes, Whatever... Just DOOOOOM the stupid queen you SKYLOSER
: I'm a sidekick
: NO ONE EVEN CARES
Glumshanks: I do... It means he would probably die Lord Kaos
: DONT DIE YOU SKYLOSER
: Glumshanks is cooler than you
: What !?
: YEHEHEHAH

At The Golden Castle
: Bring me more omelettes !!!! I love them !
: ITS MELTED GOLD, YOUR PROBABLY GONNA CHOKE
: I AM HERE
: Are you gonna beat up this stupid queen ?
: STUPID ? YOU THINK I'M STUPID !!!! I'M A VERY SMART AND HEALTHY WOMAN
: The fact that you think your healthy is stupid
: I WILL SAVE THE DAY
: GET THE QUEEN
: GET HER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
: ASHEN ! Deal with this insolent KAOS !!!
: ASHEN ! WELL THE POWER OF MY EVIL DOOM
Ashen: Your bald
: SHUT UP
: DRAED ! DEAL WITH THAT STUPID PEPPER JACK
: I'M NOT STUPID ! YOUR STUPID !
Draed: *whispers* frankly your right
: YOUR A BAD WHISPERER DRAED
Draed: Oh Dang
: Spice It Up !
: Tepub ! Shoot down that crazy baby with a big TONGUE
: Wait WHAT !?
Tepub:: SNIPER DUEL
: Fine, if you say so
: SQUIDWARD !!!! GET GLUMSHANKS
Squidward: Glumshanks, lets do something else
Glumshanks: Checkers ?
Squidward: HOW LUXURIOUS
Chompy Puppet: Will this INTENSE CHECKERS GAME go on ?
: Looks boring
Chompy Puppet: Will this INTENSE BATTLE go on ?