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Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#51 Posted: 02:31:00 07/01/2015
Quote: xXBeavcoonXx
Quote: Mesuxelf
Yeah, they'd bite off your nipple, but everyone who's been to middle school knows that nipples grow back. God guys, did you not pay attention in Oceanography?



What the heck to bodies of water and nipples have in common?



Everything.
whirlwind fan Platinum Sparx Gems: 5792
#52 Posted: 02:33:34 07/01/2015
Were exploding the world until they found a masturbating carrot.
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#53 Posted: 02:34:21 07/01/2015
Were big.
xXBeavcoonXx Gold Sparx Gems: 2648
#54 Posted: 02:34:48 07/01/2015
Quote: whirlwind fan
Were exploding the world until they found a masturbating carrot.



I took that the wrong way
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whirlwind fan Platinum Sparx Gems: 5792
#55 Posted: 02:34:53 07/01/2015
And ready to fight
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#56 Posted: 02:35:08 07/01/2015
Were big.
whirlwind fan Platinum Sparx Gems: 5792
#57 Posted: 02:35:55 07/01/2015
Quote: xXBeavcoonXx
Quote: whirlwind fan
Were exploding the world until they found a masturbating carrot.



I took that the wrong way


Ohhhhhhhh I meant exploring the world, silly me lol.
xXBeavcoonXx Gold Sparx Gems: 2648
#58 Posted: 02:37:41 07/01/2015
Quote: whirlwind fan
Quote: xXBeavcoonXx
Quote: whirlwind fan
Were exploding the world until they found a masturbating carrot.



I took that the wrong way


Ohhhhhhhh I meant exploring the world, silly me lol.



More of the masturbating carrot... but yeah
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whirlwind fan Platinum Sparx Gems: 5792
#59 Posted: 02:39:21 07/01/2015
Quote: xXBeavcoonXx
Quote: whirlwind fan
Quote: xXBeavcoonXx



I took that the wrong way


Ohhhhhhhh I meant exploring the world, silly me lol.



More of the masturbating carrot... but yeah


OhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooOoooooOoOoooOOOOOOOOOhhhhHhhh
Eruptor100 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1446
#60 Posted: 02:43:44 07/01/2015
Let's start again.

There was a guy called jim.
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whirlwind fan Platinum Sparx Gems: 5792
#61 Posted: 02:47:19 07/01/2015
He liked boobs.


HA.
xXBeavcoonXx Gold Sparx Gems: 2648
#62 Posted: 02:47:55 07/01/2015
Jim was a cow.
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#63 Posted: 02:49:03 07/01/2015
Espescially the oddly shaped ones.
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#64 Posted: 02:49:12 07/01/2015
So the cow and the boobs got married.
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whirlwind fan Platinum Sparx Gems: 5792
#65 Posted: 02:51:08 07/01/2015
Quote: Cynderfan507
and they had little cow/ boob babies



I lol'd that's going in guestbook. smilie
xXBeavcoonXx Gold Sparx Gems: 2648
#66 Posted: 02:51:42 07/01/2015
Quote: Cynderfan507
and they had little cow/ boob babies



And thus, the minotaur was born
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#67 Posted: 02:53:22 07/01/2015
The minotaur ate clamshells.
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xXBeavcoonXx Gold Sparx Gems: 2648
#68 Posted: 02:55:34 07/01/2015
HOLY CRAP THERES A USER HERE CALLED COW
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Eruptor100 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1446
#69 Posted: 02:58:10 07/01/2015
Quote: xXBeavcoonXx
HOLY CRAP THERES A USER HERE CALLED COW



PA...
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whirlwind fan Platinum Sparx Gems: 5792
#70 Posted: 02:58:58 07/01/2015
Quote: xXBeavcoonXx
HOLY CRAP THERES A USER HERE CALLED COW



Dah~
How long have you been here for lol.
whirlwind fan Platinum Sparx Gems: 5792
#71 Posted: 04:43:04 07/01/2015
Let's start again~ Mhm

I was only 9 years old
Windumup Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217
#72 Posted: 04:47:03 07/01/2015
But when all of a sudden! Clayface stopped the ending with a Spinelli fanfic
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Ugh I wish my body wasn't a mess
whirlwind fan Platinum Sparx Gems: 5792
#73 Posted: 04:51:32 07/01/2015
Nooooooooooooooooooooo you broke it you nut heads!
Eruptor100 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1446
#74 Posted: 04:53:06 07/01/2015
New one!

I was stuck in bed, I could not get up.
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#75 Posted: 04:56:36 07/01/2015
And then I felt something touching me it was green
Eruptor100 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1446
#76 Posted: 04:58:01 07/01/2015
It was an alien.
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whirlwind fan Platinum Sparx Gems: 5792
#77 Posted: 04:59:40 07/01/2015
Named Shrek
Eruptor100 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1446
#78 Posted: 05:01:34 07/01/2015
The kid screamed and ran to the other end of the room and pulled out a Nerf gun.

(Sorry, I mispelt a word, I mean "Real Gun")
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whirlwind fan Platinum Sparx Gems: 5792
#79 Posted: 05:03:07 07/01/2015
Shrek rubbed the little kids head saying "It's alright, I'm with you, we can be save together." With a soft smile and big eyes.
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8836
#80 Posted: 05:03:14 07/01/2015
The nerf gun exploded
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Eruptor100 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1446
#81 Posted: 05:04:39 07/01/2015
"Wait! If you are good? Who are we up against?" Asks the kid.
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whirlwind fan Platinum Sparx Gems: 5792
#82 Posted: 05:05:32 07/01/2015
"See we're save now, I can hide you with my huge green hands, so they won't kidnap you" Shrek said with enthusiasm well rubbing the kids hair.
Eruptor100 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1446
#83 Posted: 05:07:20 07/01/2015
"Okay" He says.
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whirlwind fan Platinum Sparx Gems: 5792
#84 Posted: 05:08:45 07/01/2015
"Now let's go take you to my house so we can eat dinner, I'm making onion stu, with lots of layers"
Eruptor100 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1446
#85 Posted: 05:09:34 07/01/2015
"Okay!" Says the kid.
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whirlwind fan Platinum Sparx Gems: 5792
#86 Posted: 05:11:02 07/01/2015
"So my frand, excuse the mess. So what would you like to have in your onion stu?"
Eruptor100 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1446
#87 Posted: 05:14:29 07/01/2015
"Well what are the choices? I am up for anything really! What is there?" Said the boy smiling.
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whirlwind fan Platinum Sparx Gems: 5792
#88 Posted: 05:16:23 07/01/2015
"Well well let's see, hmm what abou-someone shots the door- Ahhh! Someone's intruding the house, quick! We have to run out! Also what's your name, boy." Said Shrek with a nervous twitch.
Eruptor100 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1446
#89 Posted: 05:18:07 07/01/2015
"My name is Dan" says Dan. The knock gets louder. "We need to move!"
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whirlwind fan Platinum Sparx Gems: 5792
#90 Posted: 05:30:35 07/01/2015
"Nooooo his going to steal my house!! We need to defeat him!"
Eruptor100 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1446
#91 Posted: 06:08:44 07/01/2015
"Good thing I have more Nerf guns!" Says Dan.

(:3)
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whirlwind fan Platinum Sparx Gems: 5792
#92 Posted: 06:13:06 07/01/2015
"Okay I will get my onion gun and squirt em in his eyes, so he can cry!" Shrek says.
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