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"Please, allow me to retrieve it. I believe I can handle such a task."

Luke sat in the shadowy back of the room. Around his head, you could see the outline of a flower.
"This bassment is clold."
(Everything that is spelled wrong is on purpose.)

After we go to the Dark Lands, we have to pass through the Barren Wastes (poor part of town) and Forest of Wander. Then, we'll climb a atop Mt. Junkmore to get my ancient relic. Only the bravest warriors can make it through the path I took. That's where you guys come in! You can help me fight the evil creatures along the way. Any question?

Sly gave a mischievous smirk, whipping out his gleaming dagger (scissors). "What are we waiting for?" was his only question.

I like the way you think. Magica! You ready?

Luke came out of the shadows.
"Yeah, I have a question. Can we turn up the heat?

"...sure, Luke." I turn up the heat.

"Well, what are we waiting for! Let's get started!" I said excitedly

"Uh...
It's too hot in here."

"Ok, LETS GO" We all storm out the door. My mom tells me that my Druid friends and I should be back by dark "Whatever, Mom! I don't care" we head to the school. The front door is locked.

"I got this."
I lifted up my huge hands and continually pounded on the door, until my hands started to bleed.

Don't hurt yourself... We'll just go around the back!

Sly just rolled his eyes at Luke's incompetence and used his scissors to pry open the cover of an air duct.

"Good thinking, Luke! We'll just go through the ducts" We then crawl through the murky ducts.

"I got the door open! But my hands are all disfigured."
I hold up my hands, and realize everyone else is out back.
Quickly, I run around the school, trip over nothing a couple of times, and make it to the group.

Goddammit Luke... Ok, all we have to do is make a few turns and we'll make it to the boys Locker room!

It's not my fault my Internet is messed up.
Well, it might be. I shouldn't have smashed the router with that bat...

"...just keep on moving!" We traveled the air ducts until we reached a grate. A locker room is down there.

Since I am so big, the air ducts start to crumble, eventually falling out of the ceiling.
"Sorry guys. But hey, we made it to the janitor's closet."

"But he didn't even- oh for ****'s sake!" I sighed exasperatedly as I followed suit.

"Smooth Luke, why not alert everyone to our presence" I said

"No one loves me." I say sadly, and start drinking a container of toilet cleaner.

"The janitor opens the closet. He is insane and belligerent he says "What the hell are you doing in there?" I try to explain. "We are just getting my IPad!" He's having none of it. He wants a fight. "Guys, I think we have a fight on our hands... Who wants to fight the old bag?"

"Me! I'm bigger that him!"
I drop the toilet cleaner, and start punching the janitor in the face.

"Woah, woah woah!" What if our parents find out. Tulip just keeps on punching. The old janitor is down. "That's really violent... Let's go before something happens to us" we head down to the locker room and walk in. Unfortunately, it was the girl's locker room. They are having cheerleading practice.

"I feel amazing. First, I kill an old man. Second, I end up in the girls lockeroom when they are having cheerleading practice."

"Oh, ****! The girl's locker room! Wadaya say we take a look around?" I start looting some of the lockers of their... questionable contents.

The girls scream and rush towards us. "Oh ****, dudes! Let's get outta here" It's no use. They catch up and surround us. "We can't fight all of them! What do we do?"

"Let's go, we have a mission!"

Nevermind that last comment.
I start picking up the girls and throwing them.
"This is better than crawling through air ducts!"

"Get back! I got a dildo and I'm not afraid to use it!"

"Why is Sly holding a pink pickle?"

I open my paw to the wizard to reveal the "Pink Thunder".

"Why would they have that in their lockers... Whatever!" I start lighting my Fire Stick and burn their hair.

I use my special ability.
"AAHH!"
Everyone stares at me.
"What? That's my pooping noise."

"While Tulip distracts them. Let's get outta here" *tosses Smoke screen* "RUUUUUN!"

Tucking the vibrator away, I took a quick jab at another girl with my blade.

"That's just nasty Sly, I've got this" I said as I stepped in front of the group "Earthquake Smash!" I yelled as I struck the floor with my pipe

"Well, ladies, now that mah friends left us alone..."
One of the girls comes up to me, an I run back to the group.
"We survived another attack! That two points for me!

"Guys... We can go now. We don't want to get in more trouble than we already are!"

((Actually, no more killing unless it's an animal))

"But of course" I agreed, retreating.

[Given that this is a LARP, I wasn't under the impression we were really killing anyone.]

"What's next?"

We arrived at the boys locker room. I snoop the landscape "The coast is clear"

I start searching through room, too.
"Uh guys, I found Principle Jones in a stall."

"Keep quiet!" Sneaks past the stalls and grabs the tablet "Sweet! It still has battery!" I start playing Angry Birds.

"That's disturbing" I said I looked around "So, do we know who took it Grand Wizard" I said as I bashed in locker doors with my pipe

"Calm down, it was just in my locker! I left it by accident. Now that I have it, let's go find that Mountain!"

Success! With that mission completed, I sprinted back through the halls to the exit to begin our quest for the Stick of Truth!

((Ok, I think I'm going to wait a bit. This is fun, but I need a break. Be back in an hour or so))

((Recap?))