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#51 Posted: 19:52:55 24/05/2014 | Topic Creator
 Stealth!? ummm.. i just turned 21 and i wanted to drink.. then explain the fact jade is *censored talk of sucking on things* as we speak? oh yeah... don't worrk, it's almost done.. guys, i'm leaving the party... if you want to drink and do sexual things, go ahead..
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wreckingballbob
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#52 Posted: 19:55:07 24/05/2014
 First Drobot and Scratch and now this... AHHAHAH! What's going on? I've never drank alcohol in my life it isn't good You're a virgin
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#53 Posted: 19:57:57 24/05/2014 | Topic Creator
*a happy meal box falls through the roof*
oh, a box! don't mind me, things will get messy if i don't put my *censored talk of male things* in this box.Box: WAIT! DO NOT DO THAT INSIDE OF MEEEEE! the boxes must have something to do with all the sexuality!
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wreckingballbob
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#54 Posted: 20:32:08 24/05/2014
Zap did you put that in the box's mouth or the top of the box? I'm going home! *He runs away* Stealth Elf's a virgin...
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Eruptor100
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#55 Posted: 22:47:56 24/05/2014
 I bet theirs food! "Shreds the happy meal box into pieces and eats what's inside" 0_0 hello ladies! "Smooth talk" your never gonna get a date! SHUT UP! NERD! so you usually blow you top too? Right! Dude!
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#56 Posted: 00:21:55 25/05/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: wreckingballbob
top..
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wreckingballbob
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#57 Posted: 10:56:29 25/05/2014
I'm going... I'm sick of this stuff today The virgin doesn't tell the hole story (Get it?) Shut up Trap Shadow! *She walks away!*
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#58 Posted: 13:14:01 25/05/2014 | Topic Creator
well then, what's going on?
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wreckingballbob
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#59 Posted: 13:17:01 25/05/2014
I'm sick of being around weaklings who can't take a beer... Hand me a beer
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#60 Posted: 13:18:31 25/05/2014 | Topic Creator
here ya go! mmmmmm.... That tasted gooooood...
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wreckingballbob
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#61 Posted: 13:24:11 25/05/2014
Thanks *Takes beer* I'll have what she's having
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#62 Posted: 13:31:37 25/05/2014 | Topic Creator
you mean you want to *censored talk of sucking on things* me?
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wreckingballbob
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#63 Posted: 13:33:07 25/05/2014
Yeah... Just a little experimenting... It's not gay or anything right?
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#64 Posted: 13:48:56 25/05/2014 | Topic Creator
it's fine.. that sounds sexy!we could make it a triple! you *censored talk of sucking on things* his i *censored talk of sucking on things* trap's!
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wreckingballbob
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#65 Posted: 13:53:23 25/05/2014
No thanks Jade Flashwing... A women's mouth is the most disease ridden place on the planet...
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#66 Posted: 14:01:29 25/05/2014 | Topic Creator
well then! how about my *censored for talk of buttocks**jade raises her eyebrows* |
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wreckingballbob
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#67 Posted: 14:08:25 25/05/2014
On second thought.... Screw this *He goes home*
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#68 Posted: 14:12:03 25/05/2014 | Topic Creator
great job jade! you got me out of that! well thank you I WAS BEING SARCASTIC YOU *****!
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wreckingballbob
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#69 Posted: 14:24:28 25/05/2014
 It's morning! It's time to brush my ball! Wait... This stuff in my bed looks like the stuff that went in Zap's box... That's because it is the same thing... WHAT? SO I'M GONNA BE CRUSHED? NOOOOOOOOOOO! It doesn't mean that...
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#70 Posted: 14:33:48 25/05/2014 | Topic Creator
*zap wakes up in bed next to jade*
what happened? you changed my life, that's what happened. the boxes must have done something...- - - *happy crashes into wrecking ball's house* Happy: I've cast a spell to make all the boys forget every sexual thing that happened, but the girls don't! |
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wreckingballbob
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#71 Posted: 14:55:57 25/05/2014
Please don't I need to save Drobot! Why not the girls? We hated it the most!
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#73 Posted: 15:47:56 25/05/2014
What does that mean? No, happy you can't do this! All the male Skylanders will want us!
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#74 Posted: 15:57:32 25/05/2014 | Topic Creator
Happy: THEN I WILLR ULE THE TOYS TO LIFE INDUSTRY WITH MY NEW GAME, HAPPY CITY! HAHAHAH!
DON'T MAKE ME *censored talk of white stuff* IN YOU!Happy: too late! my spell will be cast to mature you to the brink in 1 week! And it's lord happy to you. |
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#75 Posted: 18:30:09 25/05/2014
Why are you a bully happy? What's the next toy at McDonalds?
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#77 Posted: 19:41:17 25/05/2014
What music? Quick, we have to get out of here...
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#81 Posted: 20:36:36 25/05/2014
OOC: It isn't worse but it ****ing sucks...
Happy, why are you so mean? You be called meany...
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#82 Posted: 20:54:02 25/05/2014 | Topic Creator
Happy: it's a long story, you'll know later.
guys let's go save zap!
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wreckingballbob
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#83 Posted: 20:56:42 25/05/2014
YAY! To Zap's house I guess we'll just leave Happy here
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#84 Posted: 21:02:28 25/05/2014 | Topic Creator
*happy is carried away by his army of boxes*
how are we gonna get there..
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wreckingballbob
Emerald Sparx
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#85 Posted: 21:06:05 25/05/2014
You do know that we have legs... Some more than others... Midget legs for the win!
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#86 Posted: 21:17:11 25/05/2014 | Topic Creator
fine we walk.- - - OOC: happy has minions. here they are. ![[User Posted Image]](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-RO3P-ZaxfiE/UhHGyvAs76I/AAAAAAAAWyI/TMCoQBbeGPQ/s1600/hm2k13auaug001.jpg)
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#87 Posted: 13:40:43 26/05/2014 | Topic Creator
guys, let's go!
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wreckingballbob
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#88 Posted: 13:50:11 26/05/2014
Yay! Let's go quick too... Have you guys ever though about Zap's life?
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#89 Posted: 14:03:39 26/05/2014 | Topic Creator
what do you mean?
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wreckingballbob
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#90 Posted: 14:13:58 26/05/2014
Like, why does he always have water in his mouth and how electric comes out of his mouth...
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#91 Posted: 14:16:46 26/05/2014 | Topic Creator
he was taken away from his family by a tsunami..- - -  Scratch... i think i've made a terrible mistake.. What happened? ughhhh..(a farmer happy box crashes through the box) MOST WANTED ENEMY: OL' MCDONALD! OOC: all of the 16 box minions have special job powers. they must be caught with a very powerful tool which will be given to our heroes soon.. WHO ARE YOU!?
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wreckingballbob
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#92 Posted: 14:56:53 26/05/2014
We're here! *He knocks*
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#93 Posted: 15:11:55 26/05/2014 | Topic Creator
*zap answers the door*
oh my god guys, thank god you're here.. there's some Cowboy happy meal in my house.. DUDE, THAT'S A MOST WANTED MEAL!*a thundering noise is heard* ????????????: i can smell you all. and you smell like alcohol. who are you?????????????: Morgan Freeman as a floating head. listen, you must stop happy before he destroys you all. you must use the carb burner to trap the 16 most wanted meals inside a toy of themselves... (enough futuristic blasters for everyone float down, and so does a chicken mcnugget box* Morgan Freeman Head: this box contains toys of the you must load the toys on the Carb Burners, and trap the evil meals. |
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wreckingballbob
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#94 Posted: 15:42:07 26/05/2014
I wish chicken nuggets were in there... How do we find these happy meals? We could have stopped then back at our house
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#95 Posted: 17:04:53 26/05/2014 | Topic Creator
Morgan Freeman Head: well then. now sheriff splatter and ol' mcdonald are attacking your friends.. use the toys!
*the head explodes* okay, i'm guessing sheriff splatter is the cowboy.. let's go in!
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#96 Posted: 18:42:06 26/05/2014 | Topic Creator
in the house..
Sheriff Splatter: reach for the sky... NO, NOT TOY STORY!*door explodes* |
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wreckingballbob
Emerald Sparx
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#97 Posted: 18:44:28 26/05/2014
N2's gone... (He runs away) What...? (He walks away) Guys... (She walks away) It looks like I'm the main for now...
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#98 Posted: 19:02:52 26/05/2014 | Topic Creator
trap shadow, help us catch sheriff splatter!
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wreckingballbob
Emerald Sparx
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#99 Posted: 19:14:07 26/05/2014
I'll hunt him down with my bear traps
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#100 Posted: 20:30:08 26/05/2014 | Topic Creator
we need to use the carb burner!Sheriff Splatter: You can't catch me! |
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