darkSpyro

granted, but it peels off every day by a bit
i wish for a wish

wish granted but the wish is to die, so you die.
I wish for the ability to control water just by thinking and since I'm awesome I get to wish for none of my wishes to ever be corrupted ever.

Granted, but due to an error halfway through granting, all your wishes remain corruptable forever.

I wish for magic grapes.

Wish granted but the magic grapes turn on you.


I wish for a fish.

Granted, but it gets stolen later by someone who previously wished for fish.


I wish to be the crane.

Granted but something happens and you explode.

I wish for an army of eagles at my command!!!

Granted, but they're all at their end of their lifespan.


I wish for an Yveltal that is my pet and doesn't want to kill me.

But they won't obey you.

I wish I was aroused by everything I see.

Wish granted, but you get too aroused.


I wish for a wish that can't be granted.

But it was granted anyway!

I wish I wasn't SUPER DEPRESSED! :,D

Wish granted, but you become THAT depressed that you commit suicide...


I wish I was SUPER DEPRESSED but not DEPRESSED enough to commit suicide! :'D

Granted but you still cut yourself.

I wish I could date Zendaya.

Granted, but you two break up instantly.

I wish for Pokemon Sun and Moon to be released in Europe the same day as the rest of the world gets it.

Granted but it's sold out before you can get it.

I wish for everlasting sushi

Wish granted but it's spoiled.

I wish for a pet owl

Granted, but it eats your nose.

I wish to be able to transform into anything I want.

Granted. You transform into a slug and are stuck like that forever because you are an immortal slug.

I wish for a wish with a side of a fish that lives on a dish

The fish moves away from the dish. You are just left with an empty dish.

I wish for the ability to teleport!

Granted. You teleport in lava.

I wish to die

Granted, but afterwards you are resurrected.

I wish for another wish

You will always feel the pain of death, but will never die.

I wish for a bar of chocolate.

Wish granted but when you eat it, you become the following: deaf, blind, mute, paralyzed, an idiot, and for some reason you can't smell or taste,you now breath and eat through a tube, and you are inside a impenetrable force field, and you are immortal and constantly in pain... for some reason

I wish for someone or something to post below me, and I don't care what happens ore doesn't happen before, during, or afterwards. BOOM!

Granted, but a mod removes your post.


I wish for death.

Wish granted but your life is a cartoon so you come back in the next episode. You, sir, are Kenny from southpark.

FWI if a mod removed the post I wished for, it still happened, and I am content.

I wish for Donald Trump to die and never come back from the dead, and for none as stupid or more stupid than him to ever be involved in politics again

Granted x 1 million. Sorry, I'm not corrupting such a perfect wish.

I wish for the same that undeadmaster just wished for.

Quote: weebbby

Granted x 1 million. Sorry, I'm not corrupting such a perfect wish.

I wish for the same that undeadmaster just wished for.

You rock.

I wish for Weebbby's wish to be real.

Granted. No restrictions.

I wish for pie.

Here you go:

I wish for the impending doom of Termina

Sure, but it's just impending.

I wish for edible pie.

Granted, you recive edible paper with a pie on it.

I wish for Donalt Trump to never have rxcisted.

Granted. No corruption.

I wish for the most amazing sushi ever.

Granted, but a cat steals it.


I wish to see a real dragon. Preferably one that doesn't eat/flame/otherwise attack my face off.

Granted, but it's just a lizard with fake wings taped onto it.

I wish for dragon-cats!

Granted, but it can't breath fire.

I wish I could meet Meghan Trainor.

Granted, but she is dead

I wish for pinecones to rule the world

Granted, but you don't live long enough to see it happen.

I wish for lighting to strike my head.

Granted, but it's invisible and you can't feel it

I wish for eternal life

Granted, but you are forever in more pain than imaginable.

I wish for a werewolf to bite a reporter.

Granted, but you are the werewolf AND the reporter

I wish to be left alone

Granted, you're the reporter

I wish to die today

Granted, you resurrect.

No wish...

I wish for the world to explode

Granted, then it resurrects!

I wish for everlasting flawless sushi

Granted, but you can only look at it, not eat it.

I wish for a pizza that tastes bad.

Granted, but for some reason you like it.

I wish for everlasting flawless edible sushi

Granted, but you eat so much you explode

I wish to die but unable to be resurrected

Granted but secretly you are immortal!!!

I wish for chicken

Granted, but it's moldy

I wish for perfect silence

Granted, but you start to hear your own heart in the pure silence.


I wish for people to quit calling my OC a Anime-rip-off. ;>>