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Story 111: The New Leader of the Skylanders
Part 2

In the Meal Room.
I assure all of you that I will deliver on all of these promises! Vote me for leader!
Kaos, do you really think any of us are actually going to vote for you?
Why wouldn't they? I am a good guy now.
Hey, you pulled some crap on us a few times!
What? What are you even talking about, Wrecking Ball? Are you just blaming me for random things, so they won't vote me for leader?
Yes, but I'm not making anything of these things up!
Why don't you just back away, Wrecking Ball?
Kaos does not deserve to be our leader! Skylanders, vote for anyone but him!
Wrecking Ball is right.
I haven't seen Kaos do that much wrong.
Do you not recall what he did to us when he was with the darkness?
He's a changed... Midget now.
I don't believe that someone like him can change that much.
We should all vote Wrecking Ball.
I'm out of this joint. Come on, Donkey Kong.
Bowser and Donkey Kong leave.
Wrecking Ball would be a great leader, guys. Vote him!
Isn't he about five years old?
Hey, we all age differently.
Wrecking Ball has done great things for all of us, but I don't believe Wrecking Ball is fit for leadership.
I agree with Gill Grunt. He might end up destroying us with his wacky actions.
Who else can lead?
ME!
Apart from Kaos and Wrecking Ball.
Stealth Elf?
I don't have the the drive for leadership.
Yeah, me neither.
Then I see no other choice.
I guess we'll see what happens.

After the voting has finished.
By an overwhelming number of votes, the new leader of the Skylanders is...
My time has come!
Kaos!
Yes!
No way.
It is an absolute honour to be leader of you all!
Who even voted for you?
You all did.
I didn't.
Do all of you guys believe you voted Kaos?
All of the Skylanders say no except Blackout.
You're all a bunch of liars!
We're all re-voting tomorrow.

Story 111: The New Leader of the Skylanders
Part 3

In Kaos' room.
Blackout, you said that would work.
I'm sorry, Lord Kaos.
Glumshanks: How did you manage to recruit Blackout?
He's always been loyal to my cause.
Glumshanks: Don't Skylanders have to be really good people?
They only have to act like they are.
Glumshanks: Is Blackout under your control?
What could you possibly mean?
Glumshanks: All of the other dark Skylanders are at least good.
Please stop talking about this nonsense.
You must help Kaos become leader.
Glumshanks: I am doing the best I can.

In Wrecking Ball's room.
We need to stop Kaos from screwing about with the votes.
You're right.
How can we do that?
Can't we get them to remove Kaos from the votes.
All Skylanders are meant to be involved.
It doesn't matter if Kaos is a Skylander or not. He fooled around with the votes, and he needs to be punished.
No, we will leave him in the voting system. We'll just make sure he won't mess around with the votes.
it will be good to knock Kaos down!

In the Skylanders Meal Room.
Keep yourselves on the look out for Kaos.
Is that Glumshanks over there?
He's still around?
And still working for Kaos?
I'll get 'im!
Shroomboom runs over to Glumshanks and tackles him.
Good job, Shroomboom.
Glumshanks: What did I do wrong?
Kaos' servant needs to go back to Kaos' room.
Glumshanks: But...
Go or we'll make you.
Glumshanks: Okay.
Glumshanks leaves the room.
Looks like nothing has ruined the votes yet.
Pop Thorn rolls into Blackout.
How did you notice him so quick?
I'm just on edge.
I was just placing my vote.
No one is voting for Kaos anyway.
Shroomboom and Pop Thorn take him away.
I'm here to place my vote.
You can't vote for yourself.
Why do you think I am going to vote for myself?
You don't want anyone else to win.
And they won't.
Wrecking Ball Tongue Whaps Kaos.
I haven't done anything wrong.
I don't trust you!
Voting ends in five minutes!
Get out of my way!
No!
Wrecking Ball pulls his lightsaber out of somewhere and cuts Kaos' leg off.
Ahahahusbshaj. HELP ME!
Oh snap.

Story 111: The New Leader of the Skylanders
Part 4

What the heck happened?
He cut off my leg.
Uh, Thumpback, take Kaos to his room and reattach his leg.
All right, Gill Grunt.
Thumpback takes Kaos to his room.
I was kinda just sick of his faeces.
That's all right.
It is?
He can't mess with the voting now.
But, I cut off his leg.
Nothing we can't repair.
You can't reattach his leg.
Why not? A cut leg should be able to be reattached.
Not from a lightsaber wound.
Lightsaber? What are you talking about?
That's what I cut his leg off with.
A lightsaber? They're not even real, Wrecking Ball.
If you say so.
Voting has now finished!
Looks like we are about to find out who our new leader is.
All of the Skylanders gather in the Meal Room.
Hi, Hot Dog.
Hi, Shroomy Boomy. Did you like that, Golden Queen?
Of course I did, Hot Dog.
The results are finally in!
It's time to reveal our new leader!
The person with the most votes is...
WRECKING BALL!
Hell yeah fam!
You did it, Wrecking Ball!
That's my best friend!
Oh, wow.
Wrecking Ball climbs onto the main stage.
I really thought that it should be someone else. I thought that I wouldn't be best suited for a leader, but you all seem to think I would be a great leader. I guess it's about time that I begin believing that as well.
I didn't think you would work too well as a leader, but I do believe you're the best choice we have. Well done, Wrecking Ball.
Thanks, everyone.
Kaos returns to the room with a cybernetic leg.
You'll pay, Wrecking Ball.

Story 112: April Fools Is Lame
Part 1

Well, I guess this is goodbye.
I didn't think this would happen so soon.
Bye bye, friend.
Wrecking Ball, you can't leave us!
It would be nice if you weren't with Golden Queen for the past few weeks.
You're right. I need to remember that it's pals before gals.
Sorry, it's too late now, Hot Dog.
I'm sorry too.
Wrecking Ball goes into the Meeting Room.
Is this the place I do meetings at?
Your office is through that door in the corner.
Why didn't we elect the new leader in this room?
This room is for the leader's meetings only.
When will I even be meeting people?
You'll usually get people coming in from town or other places across Skylands.
Alrighty then.
Just one more thing, Wrecking Ball.
What's that?
April Fools!
Really?
You don't start business until monday.
You guys are such trolls.
Yeah, but we all had fun.
I guess.
See you here on monday, Wrecking Ball.
Bye.

In the Training Room.
I sometimes forget that this room exists.
We're working out because we're triggered at you doing leader stuff.
Gill Grunt April fooled me and said I start on monday.
Okay, I'm actually gonna spend some time with you.
It's not like I will be doing leader stuff all the time.
You just won't be able to play with us all the time.
Exactly.
You'll pay, Grub Worm!
Sorry about your leg, buddy.
I can't gain muscles with this cybernetic leg.
I knew they wouldn't able to reattach.
Kaos, can we just call a truce? I know you haven't exactly been the best guy since becoming a Skylander. I'll just ignore all of the things you've done since joining us if you call a truce with me.
I just wanted my rightful place as leader.
It wasn't your place. Look, I know how to fix your leg. You just gotta ask Spy Rise.
Great.

Story 112: April Fools Is Lame
Part 2

In Spy Rise's room.
This place reminds me of things I used to work on.
What do you want?
I want you to replace this cybernetic leg with a real one.
It looks like the wound has been cauterised.
Wrecking Ball's stupid lightsaber did that.
Surprised he managed to get one.
You actually believe me?
I've seen lightsabers before.
And where do they come from?
Kyber Crystals are very rare to find in Skylands.
Can I find one?
They're far too difficult to find. That makes me wonder how Wrecking Ball got his.
What's that machine over there?
I've been working on a virtual reality device.
That sounds very interesting.
I've also been working on cloning.
You can clone whole beings.
I can't go that far yet. I've only cloned small body parts of animals.
So you're going to clone my leg?
Precisely.
Well, let's get to it.

Several hours later.
You awake, Kaos?
Is it done?
Yes, the leg has been attached successfully.
Thank you, Spy Rise.
Why don't you go thank Wrecking Ball for sending you here?
He cut off my leg in the first place.
He only wants what is best for all of us. He didn't want the votes tampered with.
You're right. I shouldn't force my leadership on them. I'm a changed Midget.

Kaos knocks on Wrecking Ball's door.
Come in.
I'm sorry about all the things I've done. I've realised how good it truly is be around nice people.
I'm glad you have realised that, Kaos. I didn't cut off your head because I knew Spy Rise could clone legs.
Settle down there, Skyloser. Haha.
See you later, Kaos.
From Wrecking Ball's headset on Discord.
Did Kaos do an April Fools joke?
Nope.

Story 113: New Leadership
Part 1

Wake up, Wrecking Ball!
Huh?
It's 4A.M., buddy.
Why would I wake up at four?
Me and Trigger Happy think it would be best if our new leader of Skylands began waking up at 4A.M. everyday from now on.
What could possibly happen within one hour?
Many problems could occur in this one hour.
Why don't you guys take charge when I sleep?
We need our sleep too, Wrecking Ball.
Fine, I'll get to business.
Can we rest now, Wrecking Ball.
Sure thing.
Thanks!
Trigger Happy and Gill Grunt leave Wrecking Ball's room.
I wish I didn't have to send other people on adventures.

In Wrecking Ball's Office.
There's nothing even going on most of the time. All of the cameras just show the city peeps doing their everyday lame things.
There's a knock on the door.
Come in.
When are you going to come adventuring with us again?
I can't really send myself out on the small missions.
Just get other people to look at these monitors.
My job as leader is just find the problems and send Skylanders on quests to fix the problems. If I wasn't looking at these monitors, what would I do?
Spyro didn't look at these monitors all of the time.
Maybe that's why we had so many attacks on our HQ.
Your leadership role shouldn't be about just looking at monitors.
You're completely right. I should organise assemblies for the Skylanders to attend. It's not like that's a complete waste of time when I can just use this microphone.
Look, I know this leadership role is incredibly hard, but you need to hire people to do things like this while you do other things. Leaders don't do everything on their own.
Gill Grunt and Trigger Happy already cover the night shift.
Then you need to hire some other Skylanders to watch these monitors in the daytime while you cover other important things. Look, I'll get myself, Hot Dog and Shroomboom to begin working on posters to put around the HQ. Sound good?
Yes, Pop Thorn. Thank you.
No problem, buddy.

Story 113: New Leadership
Part 2

In Hot Dog's room.
Golden Bae, do you want to play Left 4 Dead 2 with me, Shroomboom and Pop Thorn?
I don't believe I am very good at Left 4 Dead 2.
Don't worry. We'll carry you.
All right, Hot Dog.
Pop Thorn knocks on the door.
Yes, mate?
Get Golden Queen, and come to my room.
For what?
We're making posters?
Anti-feminist posters?
Uh, we can do that next time. We're making posters to get Wrecking Ball back.
When are you gonna make posters to get me back?
You're not busy enough for that.
Okay, I'll be at your room in a few minutes.

In Pop Thorn's room.
So, Shroomboom, what have you made so far?
I used my crayons to make a nice, colourful poster.
I can hardly read the writing.
Crayons aren't known for having good writing, Pop Thorn.
Hot Dog comes into the room with Golden Queen.
I got my box of pencils and pens.
What's wrong with crayons?
I'll melt them with my paws.
Now, I'm gonna play some Left 4 Dead 2.
What the heck? You have to make some darn posters too.
I don't have fingers or toes.
Fine, Golden Queen, let's make the best posters ever!
We shall do that, Hot Dog.

In Wrecking Ball's office.
I want to apologise for everything I've done.
I haven't seen you do anything to make me believe that.
I know what I've done, but I don't know why I did it.
Because you're not truly one of us.
No, when I joined the Skylanders, I vowed to do everything for the good of Skylands. Ever since then, it's as if I have been under some sort of control.
Seems like Kaos did that.
You know that for sure?
No. It just seems like you've always been working for him. Kaos seems to truly be one of us now. I hope.
Thank you for believing me.

Story 113: New Leadership
Part 3

In Pop Thorn's room.
Why do I have to play with these special people? They're not even helping me.
I'm coming, Pop Thorn.
Hot Dog, Golden Queen, are you guys done with those posters?
Yes, mate.
Show me.
Hot Dog and Golden Queen show the posters they made.
Wow, they're pretty good, guys. Good job.
Thank you, Pop Thorn.
Back off, Pop Thorn.
Huh?
Nothing, Pop Thorn.
Time to rage quit, Shroomboom.
Yeah, these nerds are real bad at this.
Let's go put those posters around the place.

In Wrecking Ball's office.
Hey, Wrecking Ball. Are you enjoying being a leader?
I can't say it's the best experience.
This ain't the Wrecking Ball I know. The Wrecking Ball I know wouldn't sit around looking at monitors all day.
I've had to make a change.
No, you didn't need to make a change. You were made leader because of you, not this. You need to be who you were for the Skylanders.
Perhaps you're right.
I know I'm edgy, but I'm not truly evil. I hope you know that.
I do, Ghost Roaster.

In the Skylanders meal room.
Get putting those posters up, guys.
Why aren't you helping?
I don't have any hands.
Neither do I.
Good point.

Hours later.
In Wrecking Ball's office.
This is clearly a job for me.
Ro-Bow?
I'm also take a shift.
Thanks, guys. You two decide what times you want to take and...
I'll join in as well.
As will I.
Thank you all.

Story 114: Back to Normal?
Part 1

Gimme pills!
*Takes pills* I just used them.
Wow, you didn't even need them, man!
I was almost at 39HP!
It's okay, guys. I have adrenaline.
I guess that will do.
Here you go...
CHARGER!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
HQ Speakers: Wrecking Ball, we need you in your office right now!
Looks like I have to go.
But, the Charger missed you.
Sorry, this is what I signed up for. *Wrecking Ball leaves the game*
This is flippin' lame!
We don't even get to finish gaming sessions with Wrecking Ball anymore.
I wish Wrecking Ball wasn't leader anymore.
Wrecking Ball is too good to step down from leadership.
I wish someone else could be leader.
Everyone either sucks or is too much of a nerd to lead us.
I guess we will finish the campaign without him.

In Wrecking Ball's Office
What do you want me to do now?
Have you not been looking online at this stuff?
What stuff?
Hex is posting some really terrible stuff about Light elements.
What are we gonna do about it?
Nothing.
NOTHING? WE HAVE TO SOMETHING!
It's clearly just a joke.
This is no joking when it comes to stuff like this.
I just don't care.
I gotta tell everyone on social media about this.
Hey, don't make me out to look like a bad guy.
Everyone needs to know what you think about this.
Why don't you ever post things on social media?
I don't use social media.
WHAT? YOU DON'T USE SOCIAL MEDIA?
No, I play games with my friends.
I'll create you some accounts.
I don't want any gosh darn accounts!
What do you want your username and password to be?
You're both so lame! *Wrecking Ball leaves and goes to bed*

Story 114: Back to Normal?
Part 2

(Wrecking Ball wakes up at 4A.M.)
I guess it's morning.
Wrecking Ball, get out here!

In the Meal Room.
I'm gonna do it!
Don't do it, Aurora!
I'm going to step off this table and end it all!
What is going on?
I can't take the abuse anymore!
What are you talking about?
Hex said more horrible things about me!
In person?
No, it was online.
Just stop looking at social media.
It doesn't work like that, Wrecking Ball.
Goodbye, everyone. *Aurora steps off the table and falls on the floor*
Uh...
NOOOOOO!
We couldn't save her!
Ha, she was so weak.
You're going to be executed for murder.
What? I didn't do this!
Hex didn't do anything.
She caused Aurora to end her life.
Aurora is still alive. She only waked off of a table.
You're going to let this murder go free?
Even if Aurora was dead, Hex didn't cause it. There must be some problem with Aurora is she can't go offline or take Hex's jokes.
Jokes? They were not jokes!
Yes, they were.
There's no way to know that online.
Just get Aurora the help she obviously needs.
(Trigger Happy and Gill Grunt help up Aurora and take her to her room.)
People just can't take a joke anymore.
I understand that you are joking around but not everyone does.
What are you saying?
You should think about what you write online. People get easily offended these days.

On Discord.
We need to cause some trouble online.
Why would we do that?
We need to cause enough trouble to get social media banned in this HQ.
That won't work.
Do you want Wrecking Ball to be able to play with us or not?
I DO!
I guess we know what we have to do.

Story 114: Back to Normal?
Part 3

The Next Day.
Wrecking Ball, open up!
OPEN UP RIGHT NOW, PRIVILEGED MALE!
Wrecking Ball opens his door.
What do you guys want?
YOU HAVE TO LET US IN HOT DOG'S ROOM!
I don't have to do anything.
YOU BARBARIC MALE!
Please, stop shouting at me.
You think you can tell what to do just because you are a man? SEXIST!
What did Hot Dog do?
He's hiding from his punishment by hanging out with Shroomboom and Pop Thorn in his room.
Punishment for what?
He posted some sexist things online.
More jokes online?
JOKES? YOU THINK THEY ARE JOKING?
I was just asking if they were jokes.
THEY ARE NOT JOKES!
I'll go talk to them.

At Hot Dog's Door.
Chop his pen...
That's enough, Chopscotch.
KNOCK DOWN THAT DOOR!
Hot Dog, what the heck are you doing, man?
Just making some funny jokes online. People get triggered way too easy.
So, they are just jokes?
NO! I TOLD YOU THAT THEY ARE NOT JOKES!
What did you say online?
Just some stuff about women in kitchens.
And stuff about wondering how they got a car in the kitchen.
And stuff about them being objects.
Shroomboom, we said that was too far!
Oops.

Story 114: Back to Normal?
Part 4

Sounds like some good quality jokes to me.
WHAT? YOU CANNOT SAY THAT! WE NEED A FEMALE LEADER!
We don't.
I can understand being upset by their comments, but they were only joking around. Who can tell us what we can and cannot joke about?
THERE ARE SOME THINGS THAT YOU CANNOT JOKE ABOUT!
If only that were true.
All right, I realise that anyone can joke about anything and people will always be offended. There's only one real solution to fix this.
You stepping down as leader?
No, I will ban all social media websites in this HQ.
WHAT? YOU CANNOT DO THAT!
What about YouTube and Discord?
Of course they get to stay.
THAT'S IT! I'M GOING TO GATHER A GROUP TO TAKE YOU DOWN!
Do it.
COME ON, LADIES!
Barbella, Ember and Chopscotch leave.
I can't say I completely agree with either side here.
I'm sure we can all live without most of the social media sites.
Hot Dog unlocks his door.
We can just hang out with our friends on Discord! Who is going to get upset if we are not sharing servers together?
We are going to share one server.
What?
The Skylanders HQ server.
But, people will argue.
Only me, Gill Grunt and Trigger Happy will be allowed to post. We'll just make important announcements.
Sorry about the object joke, y'all... Woah!
That's all right, Shroomboom.
You're pretty.
Thanks, Shroomboom.
Hot Dog, why did you even do this in the first place?
I don't want you to be leader anymore.
That's not gonna happen.
At least I got rid of most of the social media.

Story 114: Back to Normal?
Part 5

In the Meal Room.
PUT AN END TO WRECKING BALL'S LEADERSHIP! HE IS A SEXIST, CIS MALE!
Take these leaflets, everyone.
Stop spreading lies, Barbella.
LIES? ARE YOU CALLING FEMALES LIARS?
Some females are.
IS EVERYONE HEARING THIS?
Wrecking Ball isssssss right.
OF COURSE A MALE WOULD SAY THAT!
He isssss helping us all out. Removing mossssst ssssssocial media sssssitessssss is a possssssitive thing for all of ussssss.
HE SUPPORTS PEOPLE MAKING SEXIST COMMENTS!
Funny jokes?
NO!
Sounds like funny jokes.
Hella funny jokes.
DO NOT FORCE ME TO END YOU ALL!
The only thing that needs to end is your shouting.
Bad Juju does not take kindly to these comments.
Barbella needs to go back to the kitchen.
THAT'S IT!
Barbella hits Blaster-Tron with her boulder barbells.
It's time to teach Barbella a lesson.
You've got that right, Hood Sickle.
Hood Sickle and Chain Reaction begin attacking Barbella.
STOP!
Everyone stops fighting.
No more jokes. No more shouting. No more social media. Everyone needs to go back to there rooms.
I WILL NOT LISTEN TO YOU!
Wrecking Ball tongue whaps Barbella.
OH! OH! HE HIT ME WITH HIS TONGUE! MEN CANNOT HIT WOMEN! THIS IS A PROBLEM! I NEED TO TELL SOCIAL MEDIA BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
Barbella, Ember and Chopscotch leave.
Back to your rooms, y'all.
Hot Dog, Shroomboom and Pop Thorn come to the Meal Room.
Are you still the leader?
For now.
We gonna play games?
After I have a chat with Spyro.

Story 115: Getting Rid of the Garbage
Part 1

On Discord.
When the heck is Wrecking Ball gonna tell us about his plans?
When he wants to.
I want to know when that is.
Let's just keep playing games!
We can't play games yet.
Why not?
I don't have a Nintendo Switch yet.
Only a few of us have that so far.
That's exactly why we all need to get one.
Wrecking Ball joins the server.
Let's get playing some L4D2!
Tell us about your plans.
No way, Hot Dog.
Why not, dude?
I'll announce it later.
Some Skylanders are still mad about the lack of social media sites.
Then they can move out.
You can't really expect people to move out.
It would be a better place without some of those nerds.
Buy a Nintendo Switch for each of us.
I can't just spend all of our money.
There's so much of it!
It's for Skylanders business only.
That's hella lame.
You guys gotta save up your own money.
We hardly get paid anything.
There's a lot of money to spread around all of the Skylanders.
Maybe you should start paying some people less.
Like the women?
Exactly.
I can't do that.
Who even goes on missions but us?
It's just been pretty chill for a while.
I guess that's what happens when most of the villains convert religions.
Hurry up and play, y'all!
I'm gonna go hang out with Golden Queen.
Pals before gals, Hot Dog!
Bros before...
You can't say that!
Why not?
They will hear you and kill you.

Story 115: Getting Rid of the Garbage
Part 2

In Golden Queen's Room.
Wrecking Ball sucks so bad now.
Maybe he always did.
Nah, he just does now.
What do you want to do about it?
Take away his leadership.
There are lots of ways to do that.
Really? How?
Golden Queen secretly tells Hot Dog her plans.

I guess I should get to making that announcement.
Wrecking Ball, I don't see how you can fix all of the problems around here.
I have ways to do things.
A lot of people have changed since Spyro lost his leadership.
They are all too PC.
Maybe it's something more than that.
What are you implying?
Maybe it's something to do with you.
Hey, you all voted me to be leader around here! I'm doing the best I can!
Look, I'm not saying Spyro is a better leader than you or anything but...
Stop. I see how it is around here.
Wrecking Ball leaves the Discord server.
I didn't know what to do.

In the Skylanders Assembly Room.
Thank you all for coming here today.
Give us back our social media!
Hey, stop telling me what to do.
WE WOULDN'T HAVE TO IF YOU WERE A STRONG WOMAN!
I'm going to fix everything right now.
If y'all are sick of Wrecking Ball being our leader, join us in making a better future!
Hot Dog, what the heck, dude?
Hot Dog never truly wrote those sexist comments online. IT WAS WRECKING BALL!
That's not true!
Everyone who is a decent person needs to join Golden Queen!
LET'S TAKE WRECKING BALL DOWN!
Skylanders, don't believe what they are saying!
CHARGE!
Skylanders that agree with me, fight back against these lies!
Skylanders on both sides begin fighting.
We cannot win this way. Skylanders that want to end Wrecking Ball's reign, come with us.
Many Skylanders leave the HQ along with a captured Shroomboom.
HELP!
Shroomboom!
Was this your big announcement?

Story 116: PC
Part 1

Over a month later.
Get inside!
Time to party!
Quiet, Pain-Yatta.
We're almost to be prison cells.
Help! Anyone out there?
It's Shroomboom!
The Skylanders run to his prison cell.
You're gonna party your way out of here.
You have to get the key from Head Rush.
Head Rush? That might be a challenge.
I'll send my falcon to get the keys.
The Blue Zephyr Falcon finds Head Rush and attempts to grab the keys.
What? What is this? Get away from me!
Spam arrows!
Buckshot begins firing arrows at Head Rush.
And candy!
Pain-Yatta spits out sweets all over Head Rush.
Now, Birdie!
Birdie grabs the keys and brings them to Air Strike.
Excellent job!
Thank you! I thought y'all might have forgotten about me!
Wrecking Ball has been sending many different Skylanders to save you. Wait, where are they?
I'm sorry.
What are you sorry about?
Air Strike opens the cell and sees Golden Queen behind Shroomboom.
She made me trick you.
Looks like another group have fallen into our trap.
More PC Skylanders surround Air Strike, Pain-Yatta and Buckshot.
Now it's a party!
You won't get away with this.
We have already captured three other groups of Skylanders. I'm sure we will get away with this.

At the Skylanders HQ.
Have they returned with Shroomboom?
They have not returned yet.
Are they coming back?
We haven't heard from them since went out.
How do we know if they have even been to their base?
Since none of the groups have returned, I assume they made it to the PC Skylanders' base and were captured.
I think you need to find of some new strategies.
What do you want me to do? I'm not going to send out an army of Skylanders if I don't know where their base is.
Look, we're going to need to find their base. We may have the advantage in numbers but they know exactly where we are. They can strike at any moment.
If you think you could do better, why did you quit being leader?
Wrecking Ball leaves the room.

Story 116: PC
Part 2

In Hot Dog's and Golden Queen's Office.
We've captured more of the Skylanders, Hot Dog. Eventually, they'll see that Wrecking Ball can no longer lead them.
And then we get to all go home and live like before?
That's the plan.
Barbella walks in.
AM I HEARING THIS CORRECTLY? YOU JUST WANT WRECKING BALL TO NO LONGER BE LEADER?
Are you saying you're not?
I WANT ALL OF THE MEN GONE!
That's not the plan, Barbella. I don't actually care about any jokes made on twitter.
I SEE HOW THINGS ARE AROUND HERE.
Good.
Barbella leaves.
Haha, women.
You got that right, Golden Bae.
In another room in the base.
Listen up ladies, we're getting rid of Hot Dog and Golden Queen!
All right!
I'm not a lady.
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU AND MYSTICAT WE'RE ALLOWED TO JOIN OUR GROUP!
What's the problem with us being here? We support your cause.
NO MEN ALLOWED! LADIES, PUT THEM IN THE PRISON CELLS!
This isn't right!
We only want a better HQ environment!
We can't get rid of them just because they are men.
DO YOU NOT KNOW OUR GOAL? WE DON'T JUST WANT WRECKING BALL OUT OF LEADERSHIP! WE WANT ALL OF THE MEN GONE!
You're insane.
LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE SOME CLEANING TO DO!
Barbella orders her PC Skylanders to lock up Roller Brawl, Punk Shock, Splat and Spotlight.
ANYONE ELSE FEEL THE SAME WAY?
No one answers.
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT!
The PC Skylanders go into Hot Dog's Office.
What do you all want?
YOU ARE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF THIS OPERATION!
Hey, I started this to get my friend back!
AND WE'RE GOING TO END IT WITH THE ANNIHILATION OF THE MALE SKYLANDERS!
Like heck you are!
GET HIM!
The PC Skylanders go after Hot Dog.
GOLDEN QUEEN, THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO JOIN US!
I...
Golden Bae, help!
I'm sorry, Hot Dog!
NOOOOOOO!
Hot Dog gets beaten down and locked away.

Story 116: PC
Part 3

At the Assembly Room.
Everyone, listen up. We're going to send out a team of Skylanders to find the base.
May I interrupt, Wrecking Ball?
You may.
You see, I've dealt with Skylanders before, and I know exactly how to find their base and defeat them.
Tell us how.
I used to send my minions with special equipment to find your base.
And where can we get this equipment?
In my old bases at the Outlands.
Great.
This will help us find them.
I guess I'll send a group to your base.
I should lead them there.
I... All right. I trust you.
Thank you, Wrecking Ball.
Let me come with you, Kaos.
Gladly, Spy Rise.
Kaos, find that base, and we'll end this.

Outside the HQ.
Flynn: Hey, no one else is using my ship.
Who are you again?
Flynn: Hey, it's not my fault that you Skylanders don't see me anymore.
We just haven't had a big adventure in a while.
I'll gladly fly this ship.
Flynn: That's not happening, Skylander.
It's about time I got to do something.
Flynn: Crash Bandicoot! I'm glad to see someone who speaks some sense around here.
Yeah, a lot of these Skylanders are pretty derpy.
Kaos and his crew board Flynn's ship and start flying off.
Flynn: Hey, get back here!
I was meant to be on this mission.
Flynn: Want to hang out, friend?
Of course, buddy.
On Flynn's Ship.
It shouldn't take us too long to reach the Outlands.
Once we get there, I'll get the equipment to look for that base.
I've been wondering what type of equipment you could have that I don't have.
Well, you see...
Kaos continues talking.
I don't know if we can trust Kaos, man!
He seems like a changed guy.
He's tricked us a lot of times before, dude!
I assume it'll be fine.
We're here.
I'll get the equipment.
Spy Rise, Lob-Star, you guys go with him.
Will do.
Kaos, Lob-Star and Spy Rise go into the old Villain's Lair.
What if you something goes down, man?
I sent those two with him for a reason.

Story 116: PC
Part 4

At the Skylanders HQ.
They shouldn't take long now.
What if they have been attacked?
I guess it's a possibility. Call them to find out where they are.
Hello?
Yes?
Are you all good?
Yes, we're just waiting for Spy Rise, Lob-Star and Kaos to get the equipment.
That's good. Tell us when...
A loud explosion is heard.
Everyone, the PC Skylanders are attacking!
Gill Grunt, what's going on? Are you all right? Hello?
What's happening?
The PC Skylanders have attacked the HQ.
We have to go help them, man!
No, we need to find the base and break everyone out.
What if the PC Skylanders are too powerful for them?
I'd assume the Skylanders can defeat the PC Skylanders. We outnumber them by a lot.
Back at the HQ.
WE'RE PUTTING AN END TO THE MALE SKYLANDERS!
That won't happen, Barbella. You must be silly if you think you can defeat us.
YOU THINK I DIDN'T COME HERE WITH A PLAN? TELL YOUR SKYLANDERS TO BACK DOWN!
That won't happen.
ARE YOU SURE?
Barbella show Wrecking Ball a video of Shroomboom and Hot Dog being tortured.
Let them go!
I'LL LET THEM LIVE IF ALL OF YOU GIVE UP YOUR WEAPONS AND GO IN YOUR ROOMS!
You won't be able to give the orders if I take you down!
I'VE TOLD FLASHWING AND HEAD RUSH TO KILL THEM IF I DON'T RESPOND EVERY TEN MINUTES.
I...
Wrecking Ball, you have to do what she says.
I can't let her win!
She won't. Just do as she says.
Skylanders, back down.
All of the Skylanders stop fighting.
ALL OF YOU GET TO YOUR ROOMS! WRECKING BALL AND FEMALE SKYLANDERS, STAY HERE.
I'll just be going to my room then.
MAKE SURE THEY ARE ALL ESCORTED TO THEIR ROOMS, AND THEY DON'T GO ANYWHERE ELSE.
Yes, Barbella.

Story 116: PC
Part 5

We have the equipment!
Show me.
This is the equipment!
What is it?
A telescope.
Are you joking? We have lots of them.
Yes, I'm joking. These are my advanced binoculars.
What's advanced about them?
They can see incredibly far.
And?
They are specially designed to make out buildings.
That sounds so great.
All of that hype for this?
Use them.
Kaos gives the binoculars to Thrillipede.
Woah, I can see everything. Buildings, people and the environment are easily defined.
Do you see now?
Yes.
These binoculars are quite magnificent.
Why haven't you made them, Spy Rise?
I've been busy with other things.
Like his virtual reality device.
Exactly.
Stop wasting time! The PC Skylanders have attacked the HQ. We need to rescue the Skylanders they kept as prisoners.
I'll find the base with Kaos' binoculars.
I've located the base.
It's of the other side of the Outlands.
how do you know it's the right place.
It's not one of my previous bases.
Let's get going.
Thrillipede flies Flynn's ship to the base.

At the Skylanders HQ.
FEMALE SKYLANDERS, YOU HAVE ONE LAST CHANCE TO JOIN US.
That won't happen.
I'll die before I become a PC sheep.
I'm with them.
You just want to get rid of all of the male Skylanders. It's not right!
THEY'RE ALL EVIL! NINJINI, I EXPECT YOU TO JOIN US.
I'm a changed woman now. I made my mistakes in the past, and I won't make another.
KNIGHT MARE, TIDEPOOL, CYNDER, BLOOM BOOM, JOIN US... YOU WON'T? FINE! CHOPSCOTCH, BAD JUJU!
Yes, Barbella?
GET SOME OF OUR SKYLANDERS AND TAKE THE FEMALES TO OUR BASE
We shall, Barbella.

Story 116: PC
Part 6

At the PC Skylanders' Base.
We have to break this door down.
I'll take care of this.
Kaos uses his Giant Floating Head's lasers to break the door down.
We're putting an end to this.
Flashwing, execute them! What are you doing?
The Skylanders take down Head Rush.
I give up!
Hot Dog, what the heck are you doing in here.
Those rats betrayed me.
You started all of this!
Just to get Wrecking Ball out of leadership. Barbella has taken this too far.
I'm finally free!
Can you forgive me, Shroomboom?
Of course I can, buddy!
We have an issue.
What issue?
Some of the PC Skylanders are coming back.
I'll take care of this.
Kaos goes out and frees the Skylanders from the PC Skylanders.

At the Skylanders HQ.
I WANT YOU TO SIGN THIS CONTRACT AND GIVE ME LEADERSHIP OF THE SKYLANDERS.
I won't!
THIS IS A LEGAL DOCUMENT BY SKYLANDERS LAW AND YOU WILL SIGN IT TO SAVE YOUR FRIENDS!
All right. I'll sign it.

At the PC Skylanders base.
I'll call Wrecking Ball.
Thrillipede calls Wrecking Ball.
We've saved them from the PC Skylanders. We've also saved the Skylanders they were bringing here.
WHAT? NO!
Looks like I won't be signing anything.
Barbella hits Wrecking Ball his her barbell.
EVEN IF I CANNOT BE LEADER, I WILL MAKE SURE ALL OF YOU MALE SKYLANDERS DIE.
I won't let you hurt them!
Wrecking Ball uses his tongue to pull his lightsaber out of a bag.
THAT WON'T STOP ME!
Barbella swings her barbell and Wrecking Ball cuts it in half.
NO! SKYLANDERS, HELP ME!
We won't do that.
Barbella picks up the parts and knocks the lightsaber out of Wrecking Ball's tongue. Then she destroys the lightsaber.
DISCO BALL WRECKING BALL!
Wrecking Ball uses his Disco Ball and defeats Barbella.
It's over...

Later that day.
I'm sorry, Wrecking Ball.
It's all right. You weren't the evil one here.
I'm so sorry, Hot Dog. I make a mistake, but I didn't help her against Wrecking Ball.
Golden Queen, I'm not ready to lose it.
Lose what?
My V.
Hot Dog walks away.
Are we still spending Valentine's day together? Hot Dog?
It's time for my leadership to end.
Crash Bandicoot and Flynn return.
Aw, we missed all of the action?

Story 117: Hot Stuff
Part 1

In Spyro's room.
How is it going, Spyro?
I'm sorry I haven't been doing much with you today.
It's all right. I understand the situation.
Wrecking Ball has stepped down as leader.
I heard him say that.
All of internet rules have been revoked. How do we know something bad won't happen again? How will we stop this without a leader?
Don't think about that stuff, Spyro. Just spend time with me.
You're right, Cynder.

In Hex's room.
It's so good being able to use all of my favourite social media sites again.
It's fun making fun of people, right?
It's even better when we do it together.
Everyone is talking about Barbella.
Let's talk about how she always yells.
I hate that she does that.

In the Meal Room.
This garlic bread looks good.
So, you're not our leader anymore?
Right.
So, we're being led by?
No one.
Who is going to make all of the decisions?
I was thinking of a Jedi Council kind of thing.
Because that turned out so well?
They were all right.
Where did Barbella go?
Spy Rise is doing stuff with her?
Doing stuff with her?
Fixing her.

In Spy Rise's room.
My personality changing device should work.
How sure are you?
I've erased her recent memories. Now, I'm testing my device that will surely work.
Interesting.

Story 117: Hot Stuff
Part 2

In Stealth Elf's room.
I got you some flowers.
They are on fire.
They're flame flowers.
I don't know where to put them.
We can shoot them off into the sky!
Let's go do that.

In Scratch's room.
I don't know why she rejected me, but she won't this time!
Scratch opens the door.
Hi, Sunburn. What do you want?
I wanted to know if you would go to Burger King with me.
Uh, we can if you want.
YES!
Don't take this the wrong way, Sunburn?
The wrong way? No, there is only the right way!
I already told you about me.
No, I understand. I get that you only like cats.
I just don't find any other species attractive.
I get it. I just want to go to Burger King.
All right. Good.

In Hot Dog's room.
Is everything okay, Hot Dog?
No.
What is wrong?
I don't know if I can trust you.
Hot Dog, you know you can trust me!
Sometimes I think I can. Just not always.
What is your V?
I don't want to go all the way with you.
I've always wondered how that would work.
I like you a whole lot. I'm just not ready to go too far with all of this. I'm not sure if I want to do any of this anymore.
We have to stay together.
I'll see you around.
All right, Hot Dog. I see how you feel.

Story 118: Just the Tip
Part 1

Come on, Shroomboom!
Where's the vehicle?
Shroomboom, it's right next to you!
I can't find it!
SMOKER!
The Smoker grabs Shroomboom.
I'm coming!
Wrecking Ball gets hit by a common infected.
NOOOOOOOOO!
What happened to you, Wrecking Ball?
I went to help him while you guys stayed in vehicle and let us die.
Sorry?
It's fine. Shroomboom was just being a spaz.
How did you not know where the rescue vehicle was?
I've hardly played Crash Course.
How?
You guys hungry?
I'm always hungry.
Why don't we go into the city and get some food?
Why can't we just get a takeaway?
Gonna try new places.
I'd rather stick to the stuff we know we like.
Let's go!

In the city.
I hate going outside.
It's boring staying inside all day.
Sounds like Golden Queen has rubbed off a lot on you.
No, I've always loved to go outside and adventure.
Are you two still having fun?
We never did anything like that.
Really?
Yep.
There is a wrapper on my foot!
These gosh darn litterbugs need to pay!
There's nothing we can do about it.
Are you sure about that? We can make a change around here.
We are Skylanders, not lawmakers.
Skylanders can make a difference.

Story 118: Just the Tip
Part 2

We are here!
A restaurant?
Yep.
Restaurants always have disgusting food.
No, you just have try new things.
I don't want to have new things!
They have garlic bread.
Yay!
Here's our table.
They all sit down the table.
Mabu Waiter: May I take your order?
Yes.
Mabu Waiter: What is your order?
We'll have garlic bread, milk and water, please.
Mabu Waiter: Anything else?
No, thank you.
When are we going home?
We haven't even had our food yet, Wrecking Ball.
We are going as soon as I finish the last slice of garlic bread.
Mabu Waiter Your food, gentlemen.
Thanks.
Hot Dog gives him £10.
Ten pounds? It was only five pounds, Hot Dog!
I gave him extra.
What for?
A tip?
They are underpaid, Wrecking Ball.
That's not our fault.
We're just helping them out.
All they do is take orders and carry food to people.
It's very hard work to do this all day.
I guess, but we shouldn't be the ones giving them money that isn't for the food.
You sound like a real mean kid right now.
After I eat my food and drink my water, I'm gonna have a word with the owner of this place.
After eating.
I thought you wanted to go home after eating food.
I've changed my mind.
I wanna go home and play L4D2.
You guys go without me.
You really want to left in the city by yourself?
That's all up to you.
Let's go to SmythsToys.
Yay!

Story 118: Just the Tip
Part 3

Hey, can I speak to the owner?
Mabu Waiter: He doesn't like to speak to customers.
I'm a Skylander, fam.
Mabu Waiter: I don't think that will change his mind.
Fine, I won't help you.
Mabu Waiter: Help me?
I was gonna see if I could get you more dosh for your excellent work.
Mabu Waiter: I'll let you through, but please do not tell him I let you past.
I won't, sir.
Wrecking Ball gets into the Boss' room.
Restaurant Boss: Who let you in here?
I let myself in here.
Restaurant Boss: My staff are meant to prevent people from coming in here!
They are all very busy working. I think they do a really good job and deserve more.
Restaurant Boss: Deserve more?
Well, I was thinking that we deserved a higher pay.
Restaurant Boss: NO! They do not deserve a higher pay for their work.
You're underpaying them, sir.
Restaurant Boss: Who are you to decide I am underpaying them?
I'm a Skylander, sir.
Restaurant Boss: I know that. You are the dirty Grub Worm.
Hey, I once led the Skylanders!
Restaurant Boss: They must all be foolish to let someone like you lead.
You don't deserve to own this restaurant!
Restaurant Boss: There is nothing you can do about it. I have money, and money gives me power.
I hope you get what is coming to you.
Restaurant Boss: Haha, bye, Grub Worm.
Wrecking Ball leaves.

At SmythsToys.
Are we getting Mario Tennis Aces?
It looks fun, but are we gonna play it often?
Pop Thorn is right. It costs quite the amount of dosh.
Aren't we rich?
I don't know.
Wrecking Ball walks in.
Hey, buddy! How did it go?
The boss was a very mean guy.
Did you fix the staff's pay?
His money gives him power.
You can't beat a person with a lot of money without...
Violence.
You're not gonna fight over this, are you?
Not yet.
Don't cause unnecessary trouble.
I'm gonna spank the lawmakers.
You want anything from SmythsToys first?
Get me a Dolph Ziggler figure.
Tell us when you are done with all of that jazz.
I will. Bye, guys.

Story 118: Just the Tip
Part 4

At the Lawmakers' place.
Open up.
???: Who is this?
I'm Wrecking Ball, and I am here to talk about stuff.
???: Have you arranged a meeting?
Uh, sure.
???: For this time?
Yeah, uh, this time.
???: What time?
14 o'clock.
???: Come in.
Sick.
Mabu Lawmaker One: What are you?
I'm a cute little boy.
Mabu Lawmaker One: I'll gather the council.
All of the lawmakers gather together.
Mabu Lawmaker Two: Who are you?
Wrecking Ball.
Mabu Lawmaker One: He said he had a meeting here.
Mabu Lawmaker Two: First I've heard of it.
I wanna change some laws around here.
Mabu Lawmaker Three: You can't just change laws.
Staff in restaurants need more dosh!
Mabu Lawmaker Four: Leave.
And we need to focus on stopping littering more!
Mabu Lawmaker Two: This is nothing we haven't heard before.
Why do you ignore the people?
Mabu Lawmaker Two: It's not about the people. It's about us.
No, the people come first!
Mabu Lawmaker Four: LEAVE US!
I'll take down this corrupt council.
???: No, you won't.
Huh?
Restaurant Boss: You can't change things when you are as poor as you are.
I don't need money to change anything around here.
Restaurant Boss: Is that so?
If I have learned anything from Star Wars, it's that violence works!
Wrecking Ball begins attacking the lawmakers.
Mabu Lawmaker Four: SECURITY!
Mabu with guns come into the room.
Mabu Security Officer One: Hands up, Wrecking Ball!
You know my name?
Mabu Security Officer Two: We know that you Skylanders love to cause trouble.
Back away from my friend!
Hot Dog, Shroomboom and Pop Thorn arrive to help out Wrecking Ball.
You guys came to help!
We're gonna change things around here.
Restaurant Boss: You Skylanders ruin everything!
We help people and put an end to rats like you.
Restaurant Boss: You four cannot put an end to us.
Who said it was only us four?
Several Skylanders arrive through the roof.
Everyone, get on the ground.
The Mabu get on the ground.
Restaurant Boss: Why are you arresting us?
For underpaying workers and extremely graphic photos.
WHAT?
I found them in the bin.
Yuck.
Restaurant Boss: You won't get away with this, Wrecking Ball!
Bye, baby.
The Mabu are taken to jail.
What happens to this place now?
The Skylanders will be put in control of all laws and the restaurant.
Awesome.
We will put an end to littering and underpaying hard workers.
Can we go home and play L4D2 now?
We sure can, Shroomboom. We sure can.

I'm gonna redo all of my stories on Google Docs. I won't post them here, but I might put a link to them in my guestbook.

Story 119: I Wanna Wrestle
Part 1

On Discord.
I wanna wrestle.
You wanna be a professional wrestler?
I just want to have fun with my buddies.
I want to have fun with you.
We need a ring, a camera crew, some wrestlers and a booker.
Do you actually want to do this?
It sounds cool, doesn't it?
I don't think we can pull it off.
Why not?
How are we going to train a bunch of wrestlers?
We're not.
How are we gonna hire wrestlers, then?
We are wrestle without training.
That's too dangerous.
I'm doing it anyway. Hot Dog, Shroomboom, you guys in?
Heck yeah!
It sounds fun.

At the Meal Room.
No!
No? Why the heck not?
It's too dangerous.
What the heck are you talking about? I've done so many things that are far more dangerous.
That was stuff that you needed to do to save people.
Why can't I fun with my pals?
You can fun with them in safer, less dangerous ways.
Listen, I think I'm proven that I can do things on my own.
You definitely have. I just don't think this is a great idea.
What's the worst that could happen?
People dying.
That won't happen.
Don't do it!
We'll go soft.
As soon as someone gets hurt, I'll put an end to it.
I'll make sure that doesn't happen, Stealth Elf.

Outside of the HQ.
Our very own wrestling ring!
Wow!
The ropes feel so tight.
Let's wrestle!
Hold up, Shroomboom. We need to practise our skills first.
You said that we didn't need training.
I changed my mind. We need to train to be safe in this ring.

Story 119: I Wanna Wrestle
Part 2

You guys are interested in joining my wrestling business?
I think I would make a great wrestler.
I'll obviously be the best wrestler.
As will I.
All right, we have some nice talent.
Ignitor, Jet-Vac, you guys can be the cameramen.
We're actually camera operators.
Chill out.
I'm your ref.
I think we're almost ready to begin.
Guys, hurry up.
Pop Thorn brings his own set of wrestlers, cameramen, a ring and a referee.
What the heck is this?
I've decided to created my own wrestling business.
You didn't think it would work.
I think I'm good enough to make it work.
Why don't you think I'm good enough?
You think Dolph Ziggler should be in the main event.
He should be!
My booking skills will be far greater than yours.
We'll see about that!

Pop Thorn moves over to his ring.
So, we've got Enigma, Grave Clobber and Trap Shadow as wrestlers. I'd say that is way better talent that what Wrecking Ball has.
What about me?
You can be a cameraman.
What? I was born to wrestle!
You don't seem like a great talent.
I'm out of here!
I will be referee!
Uh, sure thing, Zoo Lou.
Cameraman?
Yeah, you and Grim Creeper can be cameramen.
I think I should be a wrestler!
Blading isn't allowed.
I ain't gonna blade, dude.
I'm not going to put my other wrestlers at risk.
Whatever, man. I'll just join Wrecking Ball's group.
Fine, I'm sure he taking it dangerous people like you!
Can I join?
Yeah.
And me?
All right.

Story 119: I Wanna Wrestle
Part 3

Fryno leaves walks over to Wrecking Ball's ring.
Can I join you guys?
Of course! You look like you could be a sick wrestler!
Thanks. It's awesome that someone actually recognises my talent.
I want to join!
Sure, come right in!
Yo, Shroomboom, he can't join.
What?
Why not?
He's going to blade, fam.
Don't we want a little edge?
PG is the way.
Let's make our show edgy as heck! We can definitely destroy Pop Thorn's show if we have the edge!
Maybe you're right.
Of course I'm right.
Yay!

At Pop Thorn's ring.
All right! The first show will begin now! Cameramen, get ready!
Film now?
Pass me a mic first.
Grim Creeper gives him a mic.
Thanks. Start filming!
They start filming the show.
On tonight's show we will have Trap Shadow versus Fling Kong versus Ambush in a triple threat match! And in the main event, we will have Grave Clobber go one-on-one with Enigma!
Woo!
With that being said, I welcome the wrestlers to ring for our first match!
Pop Thorn leaves the ring.
I bet Wrecking Ball hasn't even started.

At Wrecking Ball's ring.
He's bleeding out!
I thought I was gonna be famous.
Blades, what the heck?
He's the one who bladed.
This seems very unsafe and unprofessional.
Haha, what is happening here?
We've just had some accidents.
I knew that Blades was no good.
Screw you, Pop Thorn.
I'll have you guys know that my business is going really well.
Zoo Lou looks like he is having fun.
What?
Pop Thorn looks over to see Zoo Lou destroying the ring with his boar.

Pop Thorn flies over to his ring.
Zoo Lou doesn't know how professional wrestling works.
He's just the referee!
LIGHTNING!
Enigma summons purple lighting and destroys the ring.
Looks like we're done here.
I really wanted to climb on Trap Shadow.
The other Skylanders leave.

Story 119: I Wanna Wrestle
Part 4

Wrecking Ball, Hot Dog and Shroomboom.
So much for seeing who had better booking.
We didn't get to do anything.
Did you like my idea?
Yes.
I think Stealth Elf was right about this.
Or was she?
Huh?
Hot Dog punches Shroomboom.
What the hell, Hot Dog?
FIGHT CLUB IS ON!
Hot Dog kicks Wrecking Ball.
Fight club!
Wrecking Ball, Hot Dog and Shroomboom begin fighting.
Eh, why not?
Pop Thorn joins in on the fun.
I won!
My shoulder was up!
You have shoulders?
I don't even know.
Bedtime.
I guess it is.
Let's never do this again.
Agreed.
Not even fight club?
Maybe fight club.
Sick.

Might do one last story on here.

Story 120: The Brawl to End Them All
Part 1

What the heck? Where am I?
Wrecking Ball sees himself in a mysterious world.
This isn't my bedroom!
Wrecking Ball!
Hot Dog, what is going on?
I have no idea. I only remember going to sleep.
Well, we need to find a way out of here!
Comes running to them. Guys, there are loads of scary creatures around here!
What kind of scary creatures?
Kathleen Kennedy, Miley Cyrus... RIAN JOHNSON!
Noooooooooooooooooo!
Quick, into that super safe cave!
Back in Skylands.
Where are my buddies? It's L4D2 time!
Pop Thorn walks out of his room.
I know what you are thinking.
What might that be?
You want to check up on Wrecking Ball, Hot Dog and Shroomboom.
Well, yeah, they didn't show up for our morning L4D2.
They are all the first testers of my virtual reality device!
Why don't I get to be a part of this?
Only three of the devices are ready.
Can I go take them off?
Unfortunately, no.
What do you mean?
These are the beta tests after all.
And that means?
Taking them off will kill them.
WHAT? Why did you put the devices on them in the first place!
They fully agreed to it with written signatures.
This isn't right. I thought that galaxy brain of yours what actually makes things work first!
Enough! Spy Rise, come with me.
I'm going to see my friends.
Don't! You know what will happen!
We'll see about that.
Pop Thorn, don't do anything until we have things under control, got it?
Sure thing.

Story 120: The Brawl to End Them All
Part 2

At Stealth Elf's room.
Hey, Stealth Elf. I want to talk about Wrecking Ball, Hot Dog and Shroomboom.
Where are they? You always hang out with them.
They are doing crappy virtual reality testing for Spy Rise.
Isn't that cool?
These ones are in beta testing and can't be taken off.
What? Why would Spy Rise make that?
That's what I am confused about.
I have an idea! What if we take one of them off?
They will die!
What if Spy Rise if lying?
Why would he lie to us?
Perhaps there is more going on than we realise.
Whose device are we taking off?
We are not doing that!
Let's go speak to Spy Rise.
Spyro is talking to him right now. Let's just go look at Shroomboom.
At Shroomboom's room.
It's locked! Shroomboom never locks his door.
All right, something is very wrong here.
What is going on here?
Kaos! What have you done? You've always been a snake! You may have fooled everyone else, but you haven't fooled me!
I am a part of this.
KAOS!
We should have never let you join us!
Wait! It's not what you think. This whole operation is an idea that me and Spy Rise shared.
And?
This part of the operation is very important. We need to see if they can escape.
By putting their lives at risk?
Yes! Wrecking Ball, Hot Dog and Shroomboom were the only ones fit for the job.
Wasn't I fit for the job?
Those three are the best of friends.
I'm also their best friend.
You're clearly the fourth wheel that they got stuck with.
Hey! That's not true, Kaos!
Fourth wheel?
You're not an OG member of the crew. You missed many adventures.
That is true.
It doesn't matter about that. I am going to speak to Spy Rise!
I'll come with you.
I'm just gonna play some L4D2 for a bit.
They all go their separate ways.

Story 120: The Brawl to End Them All
Part 3

In virtual reality.
This cave smells like pee.
I wonder how we got here.
Maybe we're all dreaming at the same time.
That's too radical.
I think someone else put us here.
I think you are right, Hot Dog.
Why would they do that to us?
To be buttholes?
It must be some kind of plot by someone.
Kaos?
Well, it seems like anyone could have done it.
Even Pop Thorn?
I doubt that. It just seems like people always end up having dark secrets and evil motives.
Yeah, that sucks.
I wonder why Pop Thorn isn't here with us.
Pop Thorn did this!
I don't think he did it. I just wanna know why our best bro isn't here.
I think we need to make a move.
What do you hear?
Rian Johnson is saying dumb things about The Empire Strikes Back.
Let's go!

At the Skylanders HQ.
Spy Rise, what is going on?
They are testing my virtual reality device, and they agreed to do it.
I seriously doubt they agreed to do something that puts them in so much danger!
Is there something you are not telling us?
Yes. Spy Rise knocks out Flameslinger.
DUDE! Stealth Elf attacks Spy Rise with her daggers, but Spy Rise uses his Cocoon Spinner to tie her up.
You'll pay for this!
Spy Rise knocks Stealth Elf out.

In Pop Thorn's room.
Dude, stop using all of the first aid kits! STOP! Pop Thorn gets mad and kills him teammate. I hate playing with these idiots. I'm gonna go get my friends.
Pop Thorn leaves his room.
Where do you think you're going?
Get out of my way, Kaos.
You can't take the devices off! STOP! Kaos send his Doom Sharks after Pop Thorn.
Woah! Pop Thorn launches his homing spikes at the sharks and Kaos.
OW! Kaos falls to the ground.
That's what you get, Kaos!
???: Is it?
Huh? Pop Thorn turns around to see another Kaos.
What is going on?
Isn't it obvious? Spy Rise's cloning device has improved greatly.
This is gonna blow.
With my help, we've managed to make an army of ME!

Story 120: The Brawl to End Them All
Part 4

Gotta run! Pop Thorn runs away.
Follow him, my clones!
All of Kaos' clones run after Pop Thorn.
There are so many of them! HELP! HELP!
No one replies to Pop Thorn.
Where are all the other Skylanders?

In virtual reality.
Rian Johnson: Empire would've gotten roasted.
No, it would not have! Everyone loves The Empire Strikes Back!
You shouldn't have made that abomination!
Rian Johnson: You didn't like seeing Luke drink green milk?
We hated it!
You ruined Luke Skywalker's character!
And you made Rey even worse!
Rian Johnson: You are just manbabies.
No! YOU! Wrecking Ball Tongue Whaps Rian Johnson.
Rian Johnson: You are so toxic.
Stop using that gosh darn word to describe every fanbase.
Kathleen Kennedy: We didn't have any comics or books to work from.
You had George Lucas' glorious scripts and all of the Legends books and comics.
Miley Cyrus: I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! He Disco Balls Miley Cyrus to death.
You're going down, Rian! Hot Dog plays Revenge of the Sith on his Nokia phone.
Rian Johnson: AN ACTUAL GOOD MOVIE! Rian Johnson's head explodes.
Kathleen Kennedy: DISNEY STAR WARS IS THE MOVIE!
Not if the ACTUAL Star Wars fans have anything to say about it! Shroomboom shows Kathleen Kennedy strong male characters.
Kathleen Kennedy: I'm melting! Ahh! Kathleen Kennedy dies.
YAY!
We did it!
I feel weird.
All three of them finally leave the virtual reality world.
I'm back! What the heck is this doing on me?
They all get on Discord.
Gamers rise!
That was so weird.
Maybe we should go find out what's going on.
Oh, you're right.
They all leave their rooms.
Why are there so many clones of Kaos?
POP THORN!
Guys, you're back!
Pop Thorn, what is going on?
Kaos is back to his old self. He has cloned himself!
Why did we have those devices on our heads?
I haven't even found that one out yet!
Just let my clones do their business.
Let it happen.
Spy Rise, what is going on?
My grand plan is finally coming to fruition!
What are you talking about?
The fall of the Skylanders is here!
This happens way too much.

Story 120: The Brawl to End Them All
Part 5

This is the end!
Spy Rise teleports them all to the meal room.
What the?
Wrecking Ball, Hot Dog, Shroomboom and Pop Thorn find themselves in a giant cage with all of the other Skylanders.
The end is here!
We should've been watching Kaos more closely.
I have been working with Kaos for one reason! The reason? TO ELIMINATE ALL SKYLANDERS!
I don't understand how Spy Rise could do this!
Spy Rise has always been cool.
Now that I have an army of myself, no one will ever stand in our way!
Guys, can't we break out of this thing?
This cage is top of the line. We can't even scratch it.
Nuts!
This cage will be slowly lowered into the lava down here!
I don't think that's gonna work out for you, lad.
You will be drowned in water.
Aw...
I don't understand this plan at all. Why would he put you three in virtual reality?
I needed to keep those three occupied fot as long as I could!
Why not me?
You are not a threat.
WHAT? HOW? I DON'T GET IT!
How are those three the only threats?
You clearly don't know much about the past adventures around here.
This doesn't make any sense.
Wrecking Ball, Hot Dog and Shroomboom are the biggest threats! LOWER THE CAGE!
The cage starts lowering down.
Kaos, only you would do something this stupid!
I happen to think this is a great plan.
Putting us in a cage makes no sense!
How so?
We have minis.
All the minis escape the cage.
Spry, find the key to open this cage!
Will do, Speero!
How could I forget the minis?
Clones, get them!
Kaos' clones start capturing the minis.

Story 120: The Brawl to End Them All
Part 6

I got the key!
FLY, SPRY!
My wings aren't so good.
You can do it, Spry! We believe in you!
Kaos shoots lasers at Spry, which causes Spry to drop the key.
Nooooo!
Wrecking Ball reaches his tongue out of the cage and grabs it.
Wow, you're tongue is so long, Wrecking Ball.
Thanks.
They open the cage and start fighting Kaos' clones.
I'll just teleport all of you into the lava!
Only Kaos could be that stupid to come up with a plan like that!
This is all my plan!
Pop Thorn pops and shoots a gust of wind at Spy Rise.
Falls over. You'll regret that!
I'll hold him down!
So?
Take his frickin' goggles off!
I got it!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Kaos transforms into his Giant Floating Head.
It looks like Kaos is in control.
I knew it!
I got them! Shroomboom takes Spy Rise's goggles off.
What is going on here?
Looks like hanging out with Kaos was a huge mistake, buddy.
My clones and I will kill you all!
Kaos, I told you that clones were a bad idea.
Huh?
Why would you clone yourself?
I am perfect!
You always lose! More losers won't make a winner!
SHUT THE HECK UP, SKYLOSER!
It's over, Kaos.
NOOOOOOOOOO! Kaos starts shorting his lasers everywhere.
If we can defeat Kaos, all of the clone will die.
How the heck does that work?
The original copy needs to be alive for my clones to work.
We have to kill Kaos? I'm in!
Kill Kaos? Is there no other way?
I'm afraid not.
We have done this a long time ago!
We can't just kill him!
All he does is cause trouble! He never changes!
Maybe they're right, Wrecking Ball.

Story 120: The Brawl to End Them All
Part 7

Skylanders, target Kaos!
Most of the Skylanders attack Kaos.
Get off, Skylosers! OW! AH!
I don't think I can watch.
It has to be done, Wrecking Ball.
Please stop! IT HURTS!
You're going to die, Kaos!
I don't wanna die! Kaos starts crying.
Guys, stop!
Help me, clones!
Keep the clones back!
Why won't he die?
Kaos has a lot of health.
I think it's almost over!
DISCO BALL! Wrecking Ball Disco Balls through the Skylanders.
Wrecking Ball, stop being an idiot!
This isn't right!
Do you want this to keep happening?
He never even succeeds! He never beats us!
He causes us trouble, he's an annoyance, he hurts us!
He doesn't deserve to die like this! Wrecking Ball jumps on top of Kaos.
Get off, Wrecking Ball!
Dude, just let it happen.
Kaos is a bad midget.
Wrecking Ball, get off him or we'll make you!
Do your worst!
I think this will be fun! This little twerp always takes all of the credit.
You guys are not gonna hurt my friend!
We don't hurt Wrecking Ball!
Look at what he is doing!
He's our best friend!
I'm just the fourth wheel...
What makes you think that?
Kaos didn't think I was a threat to him.
Kaos is wrong. You have proved that you are just as important as the rest of us! We are best friends!
Pop Thorn, we love you, bro.
You guys are right! I'm with you!
Wrecking Ball, Hot Dog, Shroomboom and Pop Thorn fight off the other Skylanders.

Story 120: The Brawl to End Them All
Part 8

I've seen enough.
Kaos removes the virtual reality device.
Do you now see?
I see that I will never defeat the Skylanders. I couldn't even do it with my most brilliant plan.
That plan wouldn't even work in the real world.
Yeah, you're too IQ and stuff. I'm gonna go to sleep.
I'll remove everyone's devices.
In Kaos' room.
Joining the Skylanders and destroying them from the inside was never going to work.
In Pop Thorn's room.
What the? I was in virtual reality that whole time?
On Discord.
Guys, what is going on?
I woke up with a virtual reality device on!
It happened twice!
Let's go beat Spy Rise's meat.
I don't think you know what that means.
They all go to Spy Rise's room.
My technology isn't quite all the way there yet.
What are you talking about?
I had to put it on every Skylander involved.
What about the clones? Were they real?
I would never actually clone a whole person.
If you could do this to all of us, what's stopping you taking us all out?
I'm a good guy.
I think he checks out.
What about Kaos?
He's in his room.

Story 120: The Brawl to End Them All
Part 9

At Kaos' room.
That was a great plan, Kaos.
I thought so too.
You testing out plans to take us out in virtual reality now?
That was my one last plan.
You don't have more ideas?
Nope.
What are you gonna do now?
I am leaving.
Leaving the Skylanders?
I'm not fit to be a Skylander.
It's fine that you're leaving but don't go back to evil.
I think it's about time I start doing other things I enjoy.
Like what?
Playing Left 4 Dead 2.
NO WAY! You like L4D2 as well?
I thought I was the only one here who played it.
We always play L4D2!
What mode do you play?
Campaign and Realism.
Us too!
Expert?
Of course. It's hard to teamkill on all of the difficulties.
Oh...
Get out, Kaos.
See you later.
Kaos leaves.
It's hard to believe that Kaos is leaving.
What if this is a part of his plans?
We'll be right here.
And we will send him packin'!
What do you guys want to do now?
Play some L4D2?
YEAH!
L4D1!
Woah! Let's do it!
The gang play Left 4 Dead 2 and live happily ever after.

This is probably the end of the fanficiton now. I just made one final story to give it a nice conclusion.

Bee bee.