darkSpyro

MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW WMELW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW KOEMWMOEMWMOWMWJOWMOE WMOE

*Captures cat and makes gem out of it*

*steals gem*

*reappears*
*still has two gems*
YAYAYAYAYAYA!

*makes world implode*

*is in a different universe*

*makes all universes implode*

Jumps on purple creatures tail as universes implode, and rips tail off and eat it for breakfast.
*restores world*

finds gem in ditch after world is restored

*steals gem*
*drops gem in quick sand*

*Jumps after*

*enters Kung Fu school*
*10 years later, leaves school after becoming the strongest Kung Fu fighter set to look for the gem*

*After these ten years*

*Gem already had been eaten by me*

*jumps into throat and organs*


*hmm, that was easy*

*throws gem in to a mysterious island.*

*Uses Kung Fu move*
*Gem gets chocked out*
*Cuts gem with biggest karate chop that had been extinct for 1000 years*
*Gem is split in two, both on other sides of the world*

*runs after the gem like a headless chook.*

*you only have one half!*
*laughs and destroys other half*

*glues other half together.*

*hmm, it still has quality.

*runs and slings it on to a far away airplane*

*jumps over the moon*
*smoothly lands on aeroplane*
*asks old lady to simply hand over the gem*
*old lady jumps out of plane with parachute and gem*
*while I stay on plane*

Quote: whirlwind fan

*jumps into throat and organs*


*hmm, that was easy*

*throws gem in to a mysterious island.*

Quote: bash fan

*Uses Kung Fu move*
*Gem gets chocked out*
*Cuts gem with biggest karate chop that had been extinct for 1000 years*
*Gem is split in two, both on other sides of the world*

*Is killed due to chocking and karate chopped*
R.I.P

*Ninja's funeral was set on 4-8-56.*

*Jumps on the old lady with laser gun and runs away with the gem and parachute.*

*swallows the gem, guuulp, that was tasty.*

*I ordered some aeroplane food*
*Old lady safely lands and passes gem over to NINJAsk11*


Ninja'd

*Can't accapt gem since is laying dead in a coffin somewhere underground*

*hides gem in ninja's coffin*

*Jumps out plane in old ladies spare parachute*
*Dives underground*
*Opens up coffin squirts gem with poison*
*Leaves gem on gravestone*
*Next person to swallow gem will die of poisoning*

*Comes to life*
Whatte? Hey let me out I'm a-ooh, gem!

*grabs gem not knowing poison! gulps it up*

And R.I.P.

*Coffin is opened*
*Wants to make a mad dash out*
*Coffin's door smacks on head*
*Passes out*

*Throws piece of burning wood at any opponent to the gem*
*Whilst sucking on someones match*
*Steals the gem*

*snatches the gem and throws it in a volcano! volcano erupts.*

[[U ***** THINK YOU CAN BE LOST ALVIRA!?]]


*Comes to life and forces self through coffin*
Bweeeeeeeeh...........
*Sticks hand out of grave*

*Explodes volcano*
*The impact pushes me into hole*
*Lands in a coffin*
*Sees a hooded skeleton*
*Thinks it is grim reaper*
*Has a heart attack*

*Stares at with red dot black void eye* Youhhhhh...........*Aproaces*

Cracks the skeleton in half there comes the other half of the gem!

*Jumps out of coffin in hole in horror*
*Falls into another hole*
*What's happened to the gem?*

*Is broken in halves*

*Repairs self, soaks self in gasoline, sets self alight*

*A worm steals the gem, wait a worm?? wtf.*

*Falls on worm while is still on fire*

*Is sick of being ninja'd by whirlwind fan*
*Stabs whirlfan with gem*
*Takes a vacation in the hole*

*Is burning*

*takes knife out of back*
*burns hole where bash fan had been having he's vacation in*

*Burnt*

*Is used as a match to lgith the hole bash fan was in*

*Double-Burnt*

*crawls and jumps well the gems flying in the air*
*misses*
*and falls into a volcanic eruption*

*Lays there, burned, nearly dead*
*Gems falls on my stomach*
*Barfs*

*cleans gem with morning fresh*
*licks gem*
*vomits*

*After being so burnt*
*Turns into Eruptor*
*Destroying NINJAsk11s territory by barfing over barf*

*Dies again*

*cleans ninjask11 up with bash fans bath*
*grabs gem*
*walks off*