darkSpyro

Hey cat, if I moustache, what is an 'internet?'

*gives the cat a slow Internet that I stole from the Space Pirates*

"An Internet, is something you go online with!!!"
"And this internets is so slow!"

A. What is 'online'. Is it like a telephone or something? B. Holy **** you can see me! :D

"It is not a telephone...it is a computer....and B. of. Purse I can see you... IM NOT A BLIND KITTY"

Oh, is that one of those weird lighty uppy metal things people have in their houses? What do they do anyway? And I didn't know cats believed in the guardians...

"Yes it is... They use it for going online and messaging people and playing games and lotsa other stuff... And I didn't either"

*suddenly there's a infinite number of ducks, however they vanish a split second later*
*QUACK!*

[Yes I went there. Because I'm random like that.]

*walks up to metal thing*
"Do you has moar internets?"

*The 'metal thing' appears very aggressive at the thought of giving any internets*

"DO YOU, metal thing..., HAVE M0AR INTERNETS?"

*The 'metal thing' snaps its mouth in a obvious 'NO'*

"Can you even talk?"

Quote: Skyhunter

*As it turns out, Treetop was unintentionally brought to the future. He sees Candace's unconsious body and rushes over.*

Why!? Oh sweet Cthulhu, why!? I didn't want for it to end like this! I just wanted to get her out of this time! It was only for her own good. This is my fault. I'm not sure how, but it is. And because of this, I will do anything in my power to bring her back.

*The air around the fallen Queen seems to drop in temperature, like something in her mind was decided upon, she slowly regains consciousness and begins to rise, she mutters weakly*

Nn... nothing... controls my eternal.... ll.. life

[This may as well be a roleplay topic now, but the twist keeps it in forums games]

[i know right, I'm so tempted to go into roleplay mode ]
"I wants moar internets!"

Quote: Dragons-go-hrr

Quote: DragonCamo

Quote: Dragons-go-hrr

Hello, my name is Jack Frost. I moustache you a question.

Plzz shave it for later, i mist round up my armey

You're no fun, I was supposed to make that joke!

Y thank you, you will be our first target

*snarl?*

Metalliform! Where's Zelda?
Tell me!

Barks.

Quote: awesomerockets

Metalliform! Where's Zelda?
Tell me!

IF I KNEW, do you think SHE'D BE ALIVE STILL?

Quote: icedragon333

Quote: Skyhunter

*As it turns out, Treetop was unintentionally brought to the future. He sees Candace's unconsious body and rushes over.*

Why!? Oh sweet Cthulhu, why!? I didn't want for it to end like this! I just wanted to get her out of this time! It was only for her own good. This is my fault. I'm not sure how, but it is. And because of this, I will do anything in my power to bring her back.

*The air around the fallen Queen seems to drop in temperature, like something in her mind was decided upon, she slowly regains consciousness and begins to rise, she mutters weakly*

Nn... nothing... controls my eternal.... ll.. life

[This may as well be a roleplay topic now, but the twist keeps it in forums games]

*The young squibbon sighs with releif.*
Thank heavens you're alive! I was worried that you were dead, but then I remembered that you're immortal. Anyways, I guess I should mention what's happened while you were out. When you came back here, absolutely everybody got pulled into the future along with you and I. Including Metalliform. So we should probably take him out before he wrecks everything.

"I STILL NEED MOAR INTERNETS HERE"

Quote: Skyhunter

Quote: icedragon333

Quote: Skyhunter

*As it turns out, Treetop was unintentionally brought to the future. He sees Candace's unconsious body and rushes over.*

Why!? Oh sweet Cthulhu, why!? I didn't want for it to end like this! I just wanted to get her out of this time! It was only for her own good. This is my fault. I'm not sure how, but it is. And because of this, I will do anything in my power to bring her back.

*The air around the fallen Queen seems to drop in temperature, like something in her mind was decided upon, she slowly regains consciousness and begins to rise, she mutters weakly*

Nn... nothing... controls my eternal.... ll.. life

[This may as well be a roleplay topic now, but the twist keeps it in forums games]

*The young squibbon sighs with releif.*
Thank heavens you're alive! I was worried that you were dead, but then I remembered that you're immortal. Anyways, I guess I should mention what's happened while you were out. When you came back here, absolutely everybody got pulled into the future along with you and I. Including Metalliform. So we should probably take him out before he wrecks everything.

*She completely disregards her surroundings, the exertion she put herself through has rendered herself temporary deaf, but she knows she's speaking, and in a cold tone*

I.... must..... must start this Citadel.... I must.. prepare this world.

*She tries to stand up, but falls on her flank trying*

I am weak... I'm also deaf...

*She then notices Treetop, her voice loses it's cold tone*

H... Hello? Can you wait until I regain my hearing?

*She sounded embarrassed, as if she was aware that treetop had spoken*

I am a pirate lion!!!!

*I was told there would be Phazon*

"I NEED MOAR INTERNETS"

*Large, mechanical hornets start appearing in the air above Metalliform*

[Oh, here's a fun fact: Metalliform is actually just one of a pair of equally evil alicorns.]

*Little Link tries to help Alicorn up while older Link is facing Metallifrom.*

If you don't have she must be around here.
I have to find her before she gets hurt!

*Turns to leave*

*Metalliform started attacking with a laser*

*wooooooosssshhhhh*
*Tardis comes,sees laser attack*
*wooooooooossshhh*
*and it's gone*
(I have no idea what I'm doing here anyways )

*is trapped in ice*
*a yetti swings from a bar below me, breaks the ice and frees me*
*i wall and fade away*
(wth)

*Rolls away, dodging the laser and turns around sword raised*

Well, if I wanna get to Zelda, looks like I'm gonna have to got through you first!

*Stands up and charges at Metalliform*

*Metalliform raised a hoof and surrounded it with energy, ready to strike*

[Quick tip: You don't want to get hit by Metalliform's hooves. He's actually like a giant compressed into a smaller form, so he's got a lot of body mass.]

[Gotcha]

*Stops*

What's that Navi?
Avoid the hooves?

*Jumps backwards narrowly avoiding hoof.*

Well then, I'll use projectiles!

*Puts away sword and takes out bow and arrow*

*Starts shooting*

*Metalliform takes the arrows without flinching, and starts to charge up another attack*

*Stops shooting*

Oh my Ganon!

*Takes out Hookshot and zips to nearest treetop.*

*Metalliform releases a blast of energy at where Link had been standing*

Well that was close!

Voice: Who are you! What did you do with Link!

Me: ZELDA!?!?!

*Zelda takes out a sword she found*

Zelda: You'll pay for hurting Link!

*Zelda lunges at Metalliform*

Me: Zelda, no!

*Metalliform slowly turns to look at Zelda*

[Metalliform is slow-moving, but he's very resilient and packs a punch.]

*Zelda slams sword upside Metalliform's head*

Zelda no! Why can't you hear me! If you get to close to him he'll-

*Metalliform doesn't flinch, and tries to hit her with his hoof*

Zelda no!

*Jumps down from tree and lands on Metalliform's back and throws arms around his neck*

Zelda! Get back!

*Zelda stumbles backwards*

[Hey, anybody out there who is up to helping Link fight Metallifrom ]

*Treetop hears the battle from a distance away.*
Oh no! Link needs help! I guess it's a good time to put this thing I found to the test:

Hang in there, Link! I'm on my way!

*mechanical hornets attack Link*

Navi: ERMEGERD! LERNK ERS ERN TRERLBLE
(Oh my god, Link is in trouble)

Zelda: Navi, why do you have to talk like that all the time?

Navi: Er Dern't Kner.

Me: NOT THE TIME LADIES!

*Swats at hornets*

[These are large mechanical hornets. Far larger than your typical hornet.]
*one fires a laser at him*

Wadle wadlle waddle

*Falls off of Metalliform, takes out sword, and starts swinging at the hornets*

Zelda: Leave him alone!

*Holds up hand and shoots a magic fireball at Metalliform*

*Metalliform takes a direct hit from the fireball*

[Does the fireball cause a explosion and/or a lot of smoke that obscures Metalliform or something?]

Love me or hate me..... Hehe