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Except for the fact that they had already escaped.

Thrillipede came and greeted Silver and Mewtwo. "Hey friends! I made you some cookies, fresh out of the oven! And who could forget the milk? I know I didn't!" Thrillipede cheerfully said and put down a tray of cookies and a jug of milk.

Silver knocked him out. And he wiped everyone's memory of the day.

Thrillipede had dreams about dancing on top of cookies with Silver and Mewtwo, with a milk waterfall in the background.

-Morning-
The two Knights woke up with bruises everywhere.

"What happened? I think we were asleep all day."

The two went back to sleep.

-Outside-
It was raining Mewtwo and Silver stood over LAB's grave. Bowser.Jr came up. He had a fake accent.

"We will all miss this douchebag. Not for what he did yesterday to the Knights. He was a dick. But we will. Okay I give up."

Bowser.Jr spit on his grave.

Thrillipede came and cried. "Why am I crying?!?!" Thrillipede, well, cried. "I don't even know this douchebag!"

Shield made coffee and drank it.

Thrillipede spit on Bowser Jr's grave.

Splat was healed. She came back to see LAB, but when she found out he died locked herself in her room and didn't come out.

//The grave is LAB's

The two Knights woke up and went outside to the rain.

"Pretty nice."

Mr.G&W slipped into Splat's room.

"What's wrong?"

Ooc: I know, but Bowser Jr. already has a grave that Thrillipede found.

Lucas teleported into Splat's room. "It'll be okay. I know how you feel, I've lost my mom and Claus..." Lucas was saying to Splat, but then started crying. "...But they'll never come back to you!" he wailed through tears. "Why do I even bother living? My mom and brother are dead! My dad was never there for me! I have no friends except for Ness and my dog! I'm the laughing stock of Nowhere!" Lucas cried and started burning himself with PK Fire. "The world will be a better place without me!"

//How??
-Ad-
Meta Knight,Black Knight,Dark Pit,and Shadow wen tip with a bowl.

"Eat OW THE EDGE flakes!"

Ooc: Anything can happen in Skylands!

Lucas started hitting himself with his stick.

//ayy
The two Knights played in puddles.

Mewtwo and Silver saw them. And spoke to them in your minds while showing the battle of yesterday.

"GO TELL THEM WHAT YOU HAVE SEEN!"

"Get out of my house," Splat said in an angry and sad tone.

Mr.G&W chuckled.

"When I become 3D!"

The two Knights ran around the hallways banging pans.

"YESTERDAY WAS THE BEGINING OF THE RISE OF RIDLEY!"

A roar was heard.

The head of Ridley floats to Malefor.

"I can make you better.."

Ridley winked.

"Deal."

Splat couldn't take it anymore. She got out a gun and shot herself in the stomach.

Meta Ridley drop kicked the building.

"GUESS WHO'S BACK *****ES!"

Spellsmazer,Master and Crazy Hand,and the Echantress all surrounded him.

"GO MY ARMY!"

"Mom?" Sage said, seeing Splat on the floor dying. "MOM! SOMEBODY HELP!"

The Echantress looked at the sky and saw a rift.

Three giant heros fell down.

"BACK UP HAS ARRIVED!"

"Why are we here!"

"TO STOP ALL THESE OTHER PORTALS."

The purple one shot a gun at The Echantress.

"JET FUEL CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS!"

The charcoal gray one blasted blue flames.

"I HAVE LIVED!"

The green one used a mallet made of water to hit Meta Ridley.

"THIS IS SO FUN!"

Mr.G&W looked at them.

"GO MY RETBROS!"

Tons of ROBS and ducks flew in the air.

Plague Knight saw what was happening, "WHAT THE ****?" He said.

Scepter Knight got the order of no quarter to help.

"FOR THE ORDER!"

Mario and Luigi gathered more Mario characters.

Tons of airwings scarred the sky's.

"LANDMASTER!"

Several shots were fired.

Finally, Splat died, and she saw LAB again.

Downer kicked her and threw her into Ridley's mouth.

"PLEASE THE THREE GIANT GODS!"

But by then the three left.

A large silence fell over the Academy as the damage had been done.

The evil squad went off. The Echantress looked scornfully at Shield and Shovel and has passed out from battle.

-Heaven-

King K Rool was singing.

"Welcome to the afterlife! You are DEAD! Are you are going to HELL."

King K Rool was bopped in the head by Master Eon, who was behind him. King K Rool was knocked out. Master Eon spoke, "Splat, you have carried out your duty and fought bravely againest the Darkness, and your own problems. You have made it quite far, you will go to heaven." He finished. "As for you," He said, looking at King K Rool. "You will go to the Underworld." Suddenly, K Rool disappeared. Splat knew what she was going to do first. She went to Shovel Knight's location, the one who killed LAB, and put a terrible curse on him that would last forever and ever.

King K Rool popped back and went to Splat.

"I was just playing a joke! And that curse baloney is a myth! You are dead! Can't interact with the real world!"

The real Ridley went to them.

"Who's the new ****er?!"

King K Rool talked again.

"And if you did put a curse your banned! You will be OP like you "Donut Steel" kids are!"

Splat finished the curse, and looked at K Rool. "Eon telepathically told me I could put a curse on the number one person I hated and led me to misery. That was Shovel Knight." She looked at Ridley, "What the **** are you doing here? Shouldn't you be in hell?"

Ridley looked at Splat.

"Long story."

He revoked the curse from Shovel and put it on Samus.

"Eon let me do this."

King K Rool looked at the sky.

"Don't be OP!"

He then looks at PwnageFTW.

"I'm talking to you."

Ooc: Ummm just gonna ignore the last 4 sentences

Eon stepped up, "I did not give you permission to do that. You should feel lucky, Ridley. I could send you to the Underworld right now, but I won't." He then put the curse back on Shovel Knight for Splat.

/HE'S TALKING TO YOU. And I'm ignoring the curse parts like you do to my parts.

"SAGE IS A GOD! AND YOU PUT A CURSE ON A MAIN CHARACTER! THE OTHER GUY SLAPPY I THINK TRIES TO BE BALANCED!"

Ridley held up a tape.

"I permit Ridley to revoke a curse and put it on someone else."

--

Shovel Knight woke up next to Shield with her clothes off.

"You're missing your clothes.."

Lucas was dead. But he was reunited with his family.
"Lucas?!?!" Ness yelled. "Lucas?!?!" he continued calling. He saw Splat's house's door open and ran inside. There he saw Lucas, bloody, burnt, and dead. Ness puked and passed out.

Ridley went to Lucas.

"Welcome to heaven! You can only revoke a curse!"

---

Shovel was free of the non existent curse.

"Alright Shield let me get you up."

He carried her to their room.

Shield grabbed Shovel and kissed and hugged him near her non clothed body.

"We can do it."

Shovel smirked and closed the door.

Ignoring Ridley, Lucas searched for his family. At last, he saw his mom and hugged her. "Mom, I missed you so much!" he said, crying. "But where's Claus?"

"He's in the underworld. Remember how he was brainwashed...?" his mother answered, smooth and soothingly, just like how Lucas remembered it.

"Right." Lucas muttered. "This is all Ness's fault! If he had killed Porky while he was still in Ness's time, you wouldn't have been killed. Claus wouldn't have committed suicide. Dad would still be with us and we would live a happy life together!" Lucas yelled, now angry.


MEANWHILE:

"La la la la la la!" Thrillipede was singing and dancing around Bowser Jr's grave.

Bowser.Jr yelled

"I AM NOT DEAD!"

---
LAB went to Splat.

"I wanted Shovel to kill me please don't curse him. Curse Mr.G&W he has caused the most trouble in our lives."

"Ding Dong! The Witch is Dead! Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch! Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is Dead!" Thrillipede sang.

Bowser"Jr shrugged and started dancing.

"Bowser Jr, will you marry me?" Thrillipede proposed.

"Gross!"
--
Sonic fell into Shield and Shovel's room.

"THIS IS RATED PG-13!"
--

LAB hugged Splat.

Ooc: Only because it doesn't even have to do with the rp...

"I don't care," Splat said. "He led me to suicide."

Master Eon set a full curse on Shovel Knight that won't go away.

Plague Knight made a sign and hung it on his door, it read, "No shovel-murdering maniacs allowed."

//Silver wiped everyone's mind from yesterday so ignored.

Shield looked at Sonic.

"GAH! Get out!"

Master Eon gave everyone their memory back

Four magical beings walked out into the field.

"This the place G?"

"Yes, but we need to stay alert!"

Dowser roared.

"WE

DDK followed

"ARE"

Kirby followed him

"THE"

Mr.G&W followed

"THE CRYSTAL GEMS!"

---

LAB started crying,

"Do you even care Splat? About your own husband? I wanted him to kill me. Curse Mr.G&W.

"I do care," Splat said. "But he led me to kill myself. Mr.G&W never did that."

"How about I bring you both back to life?" Master Eon said. "I have the power to do it."

"Mr.G&W wanted me to kill myself. Was spying on us several times. Mr.G&W was in the same room as you laughing."

Ridley raised his hand.

"Can I come with them?"

"No," Master Eon said. "I will give you another chance at life," Master Eon said. He spoke a few magic words and pointed his staff at LAB and Splat. They both woke up on their bed in their bedroom.

LAB left a note for Eon.

"I uncurse Shovel Knight, the hero of a land far away from ours."

LAB woke up.

"I DON'T WANNA LIVE! AHHHH!"

Lucas tried to kill himself. "Oh wait a minute, I'm already dead..."

Ridley made himself alive again.

"I'm back. And I see you got a sexy lady in red armor, so I will take her and never bring her back. Okay okay!"

Shield Knight was carried off by Ridley.

Shovel Knight started crying.

"No matter where we are we will always be together."

Ridley went to his old base.

"This all needs to be fixed."

"Propostres!" Master Eon said, trying to make Ridley dead again. "When he is dead again, he wil lgo to the Underworld.