darkSpyro

*sorry for bump* What happened to this?

Haven't been going on darkSpyro as much. Interest in Skylanders is still the same.

Well, before you decide to LEAVE darkspyro, could you plz finish this story and make the final story then clkose this topic? thx.

I won't be leaving.

Story 103 The Crew (OH MY GOSH. IT'S FINALLY HERE.) PART ONE
I haven't been as active on darkSpyro, but this isn't dead. WRECKING BALL'S SEXY ADVENTURES CONTINUE!

Cool, I'll go ask Spyro if we can go on a mission.
Do it!
(Wrecking Ball begins to walk towards Spyro until he is interrupted by Shroomboom, Pop Thorn and a new SuperCharger.)
Wrecking Ball, I've found a new friend for us! SMASH HIT!
Uh... Hi?
Hi there, it's nice to meet you. My name is Smash Hit and I -
Hey, can you talk a little slower?
What? He's talking fine.
I'm sorry, but I can't understand him too well.
I'll translate for you then. He said that it's nice to meet you, and his name is Smash Hit.
Okay, cool.
You got anything more to say?
Only to Spyro.
What are you asking him?
I'll tell you once I've done it, okay?
Sure...
(Wrecking Ball finally walks over to Spyro.)
Hey, Spyro, can me, Shroomboom, Pop Thorn and Hot Dog go on a mission?
Eh... I suppose there will be something. I'll tell you when there's a mission available.
Okay, bye Spyro.
(Wrecking Ball goes back to the others.)
What did you ask?
I asked if we could go a mission.
A mission? Yay!
I'm sorry, Smash Hit, but he said only me, Shroomboom, Hot Dog and Pop Thorn can go.
Aw...
Why's that?
I don't know but orders are orders.
(While Wrecking Ball speaks to Hot Dog, Shroomboom, Pop Thorn and Smash Hit walk away.)
Good job getting out of that.
It's going to be fun.

Story 103 The Crew PART TWO
In honour of becoming a Emerald Sparx.

Wrecking Ball, it looks like there is a mission available!
Yay!
(Wrecking Ball runs to Spyro.)
Looks like there's a group of pirates causing trouble in town.
Great, can we go?
Sure.
Nice!
(Wrecking Ball runs over to Hot Dog, Shroomboom and Pop Thorn.)
Guys, we have a mission to go on.
I don't really feel like going.
Me neither.
But, why not?
I feel like staying around and talking to Smash it.
Fine, Hot Dog, do you still wanna go?
Of course, buddy.
(Wrecking Ball and Hot Dog take a vehicle and head off to town.)
I can't believe we didn't get to have the mission as buddies.
Maybe we should have just taken Smash Hit.
I have nothing against Smash Hit, but I wanted this mission to just be the four of us.
I know, I know... We'll just do this together, buddy.
(They make it to Town and get off the ship.)
Pirate: It's the Skylanders!
Pirate: There's only two, we can take them.
(Many Pirates surround Wrecking Ball and Hot Dog.)
Like old times?
Hell yeah!
(Wrecking Ball and Hot Dog begin defeating Pirates until the leader emerges.)
Oh...
(Wrecking Ball and Hot Dog are stunned as they see a Pirate as tall as the Giants.)
???: Mine name is Captain Raven, are you ready to die?
This guy is not messing around.
(Raven pulls out a large sword and is ready to fight Wrecking Ball and Hot Dog.)
I go behind him!
(Wrecking Ball fails to get behind Raven and instead he gets punched and knocked out.)
Wrecking Ball!
(Hot Dog pounces at Raven before he suffers the same fate.)

Now, where was I?
Story 103 The Crew PART THREE

SHROOMBOOM, POP THORN, SMASH HIT, GET IN HERE!
What's up?
I've lost all communication with Wrecking Ball and Hot Dog, and it looks like you guys need to find them.
Sure, I'll help my beautiful, old pals!
Okay, where are they?
They're in town, and they were stopping Pirates from destroying the place.
(Shroomboom, Pop Thorn and Smash Hit head off to town.)
Wrecking Ball?
Hot Dog?
Guys, guys, guys you might wanna see this.
Raven: More Skylanders? How foolish can you be?
Who the heck are you?
Raven: I'm Raven, are you ready to die?
(Pop Thorn deflates and begins shooting gusts of wind at Raven with little effect.)
Raven: Hahah, you cannot beat me!
(Raven punches Pop Thorn and knocks hit out.)
Take this!
(Shroomboom sets up his Self-Slingshot and heads directly into Raven's fist.)
Guys!
Raven: So, you can now fight, or you can run. Make your decision.
I, I, I...
(Smash Hit runs from Raven and leaves Shroomboom and Hot Dog.)

Story 103 The Crew PART FOUR

Ow, my head hurts.
Pop Thorn?
Wrecking Ball! We found you!
No, we were knocked out and put here.
Oh...
Now, our legs are tied to the ceiling while we cry.
Where even are we?
I kinda saw that it was a prison cell underground as he was carrying me down.
What the heck do we do now?
There's nothing we can do, Wrecks.
On the surface.
I need to get more help!
(Smash Hit runs through the town while looking for help.)
Smash Hit, Smash Hit?
(Smash Hit lifts up his communicator.)
Yes, Spyro?
I can't get a response from Pop Thorn and Shroomboom, where are they?
They were taken.
By who?
A new villain called Raven.
He must be powerful then.
He took them both out with one hit, and I think he's coming for me.
I'll send a squad of Skylanders to come out a rescue you guys.
Thank you, Spyro. There's just one problem...
What?
I think that Raven might kill them.
What? Why would you think that?
He asked us if we were ready to die.
You must go find them before it's too late. Can I count on you?
...
Can I?
Yes, Spyro.

RIP Wreckingballbob stories.

I die slowly.

Story 103 The Crew PART FIVE

Underground
Wrecking Ball? Hot Dog? Anyone?
???: I am anyone.
Who, who, who said that?
???: Me, Davey.
Who is Davey meant to be?
Davey: I am a Mabu who went missing twelve years ago. Have you not seen the missing posters?
I haven't seen any missing posters, man.
Davey: How could they forgot about Davey?
You did say you have been missing for twelve years...
Davey: No one can forget Davey!
Davey jumps up and bites Smash Hit's leg.
Davey, what are you doing?
Raven: Very good, Davey.
You're with Raven?
Raven: He has done a great job at distracting you from finding your friends before I arrived.
Darn you, Davey!
Davey: Hahah!
Raven picks up Davey.
Davey: We did good, master? Wait, what are you?
Raven snaps Davey's neck.
Raven: I don't have time for friends or you.
I'm not afraid!
Raven: Then you will die braver than most.
Smash Hit swings his Boulder at Raven, but he catches it and throws it.
Smash Hit: Ahh!
Smash Hit flies back with his Boulder.
Smash Hit!
Wrecking Ball?
We're in this cell behind you!
Raven: Perhaps I was wrong.
It wouldn't be the first time.
Uh?
It's Donkey Kong!
Donkey Kong?
Raven: I don't know who you are, but I'll kill you like the rest.
We'll see!
Donkey Kong transforms into Super Donkey Kong.
Raven: Yah!
Raven goes to punch Donkey Kong, but he misses which allows Donkey Kong to hit him in the face and push him back.
Go, Skylanders!
Fiesta, Stormblade and Dive-Clops run it and save Wrecking Ball, Hot Dog, Pop Thorn and Shoomboom.
Come on, Smash Hit. Donkey King has it covered.
Go, Splat!
Splat goes above ground with the others.
Raven: You cannot defeat me!
Raven punches Donkey Kong and knocks him to the ground.
Donkey Kong: I won't give up.
Raven: Then you will die!
Smash Hit swings his Boulder into the back of Raven's head which knocks him down.
Quickly, we have get above ground and bury him!
Donkey Kong and Smash Hit run above ground.
Is Raven defeated?
We need to bury him down there!
Skylanders, all work together to destroy this passage.
All of the Skylanders work together to block the passage and crush Raven underground.
We got him.
Well done, Smash Hit. I am proud of you.
Thanks, Spyro.
I'm sorry, Smash Hit. I only asked Spyro if me, Hot Dog, Shroomboom and Pop Thorn could go on a mission, I never asked for you. I just wanted an adventure like the old times. It just turned out that, we needed you.
That's okay, Wrecking Ball.
So Donkey Kong, what are you doing here?
I have joined you.
Joined me?
No, I have joined you and all the Skylanders.
Oh my gosh!
Let's all go get garlic bread!
All: YEAH!

If there is another story, it will be for Imaginators.

I AM HERE.

Story 104: Skylanders School
Part 1

Becky... I need to...
WRECKING BALL, WAKE UP!
Wrecking Ball wakes up and screams.
What, what?
You need to get up for school?
Uh, school?
Yes, school.
Since when do we do school?
Spyro decided that a lot of us Skylanders need an education because a lot of us are dumb.
We're not stupid.
I know, but Spyro says we all have to go so no one is unhappy.
Lame.
Let's get ready!
It's 4A.M.
And?
I normally wake up at 5A.M.
And?
What time does school start?
9A.M.
Is this so we can play games?
Heck yeah!
Okay, let's get breakfast.
The two walk to the meal room.
Say, what were you dreaming about, anyway?
Uh, nothing totes.
You said Becky.
Shhh.
What?
I had a dream about Becky Lynch.
Uh, cool?
She lived with me for some reason and was leaving. I found it hard to tell her to stay.
Creator: That was my dream.
Then, why did I dream it?
Creator: I made you dream it.
'Kay.
He does like Becky Lynch.
She is pretty cool.
True that.
Hey, Hot Dog.
Yeah?
Why is Ghost Roaster awake?
I don't sleep.
Why not?
I'm edgy.

Story 104: Skylanders School
Part 2

Uh, cool.
Wrecking Ball, we have garlic bread!
HECK YEAH!
Wrecking Ball and Hot Dog run to the food table.
Gimmie some!
Remember to share, Wrecking Ball.
I always do.
You guys wanna play Left 4 Dead 2 after this?
Of course we do!
Can we play with Tread Head after school?
If he wants to, sure.
I want Stealth Elf to play.
She never plays anymore.
She plays a bit, leaves, plays a bit, leaves. It sucks.
Isn't she with Flameslinger?
Well, yeah.
Then she has someone bugging her so she can't play.
Still sucks.
We've eaten it all, let's go play L4D2!
All four: YEAH!
Let me play.
We wanna play Expert Campaign, though.
Go on a custom server.
That ain't legit.
I'll kill you.
Liar!
I'm not lying.
LIAR!
The four walk off to their rooms.
Yeah! I've launched L4D2, guys.
What campaign are we doing?
Swamp Fever!
Nice joke.
I am not joking.
Hahahha.
Crash Course.
Great idea.
I can hear myself echoing.
It's Wrecking Ball's speakers.
My headset broke.
They always break, don't they?
It's a conspiracy.
We should all click random.

Story 104: Skylanders School
Part 3

Okay.
NOOOOOOOOO.
Why not?
I wanna play Zoey.
Fine, no random.
Aw, fine
Hot Dog picks Bill, Shroomboom picks Francis, Pop Thorn picks Zoey and Wrecking Ball clicks Louis.
Let's beat Expert!
The game loads.
We're gonna hella win!
Watch us fail this.
Chapter 1 is okay, it's chapter 2 that gets kinda annoying.
What are you doing awake, Wrecking Ball?
What are you doing awake, Stealth Elf? Hmm?
Me and Flameslinger are doing stuff.
Stuff?
Stuff that you don't need to know about.
Wrecking Ball, they're doing that kinda stuff. Wink, wink.
What did he say?
Pop Thorn, the speakers, dude.
Oh snap. Hi, Stealth Elf.
Watch what you guys are saying.
When are you gonna play again, Stealth Elf.
I'm busy.
Always?
Flameslinger is my bae.
I understand that, but you could play with us and tell him to play.
I'll buy him a PC, then. Maybe he'll play.
YAY! COOL!
See ya, Wrecking Ball.
Sweet.
Now, let's get back to business.

Story 104: Skylanders School
Part 4

Get down, WreckingBallForever.
I am sniping these nobodies, HotDogForever.
The Smoker has me, PopThornForever!
I am coming, ShroomboomForever!
Pop Thorn kills the Smoker.
Yay, thanks!
The final Tank is coming!
Get ready, everyone.
Let's...
Wrecking Ball in interrupted by Tree Rex.
WRECKING BALL, WHY ARE YOU NOT AT SCHOOL?
School hasn't started yet.
It's 10A.M.
Wow, we've had that much restarts?
Who are you talking to?
Tree Rex said we should be school.
Why? It's only... Oh... Right.
Tell him to let us beat Expert first.
Tree Rex, we need to beat Expert... Hey!
Tree Rex grabs Wrecking Ball and takes him out of his room.
Wrecking Ball?
The Tank has got him down!
I'll get him... SNAP! The Tank ninja'd me!
What do we do? Ahhhh! Random rock!
This is too scary, guys! AH OH... The Tank got me.
NOOOOOO! We had it this time.
Let's go find Wrecking Ball!

Story 104: Skylanders School
Part 5

In the Skylanders School.
Wrecking Ball, get the heck out of here.
I'm in school.
We lost Expert.
That's because Tree Rex took me to school, and now I am in isolation.
That is super dumb.
Why aren't we in school?
You guys start tomorrow.
Why's that?
I am the headteacher, and I said so.
LAME!
Bouncer is for Technology, Crusher is for Maths, Swarm is for Art, Hot Head is for ICT, Thumpback is for Music, Eye-Brawl is for Religion and Ninjini is for English.
Why do dumb Skylanders have to hold us down?
It's not any individual Skylanders, it's all Skylanders as a whole!
That's really dumb.
You're all dumb!
We're not really.
Fine, who did 9/11?
Bush!
My point is proven.
How?
Bush did not do 9/11.
He did, maybe you should do your own research.
Don't listen to the lying media.
They corrupt your brain with lies.
I'm going to look this up.
Tree Rex goes to his computer.
[Whispers] Let's go, Wrecking Ball.
[Whispers] Sweet.
Several hours later.
YEAH! WE BEAT EXPERT!
Zero deaths or restarts!
We are the best!
School would be over now.
[Sighs] School's gonna suck.
That's a problem for another time.
All: WE BEAT EXPERT!
Bush done it.

May this fanfiction rest in peace...

I'll just make stories whenever I'm on.

Story 105: English Teacher
Part 1

Wrecking Ball's alarm clock goes off.
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMME.
Hot Dog runs into Wrecking Ball's room.
Wrecking Ball!
What's down, Hot Dog?
We have to that presentation in English.
Aw, I hate presentations.
Yeah, me too. Why do they make us do this?
Because they are dweeby nerds.
True that.
Wrecking Ball and Hot Dog go to the meal room.
Why the heck does Ghost Roaster have to be here?
I'll kill your family.
No you.
Eh, what?
Be quiet, nerd.
Let's just eat some garlic bread for three hours.
We could play games.
Shroomboom and Pop Thorn are sleeping.
Lame. Why are they sleeping?
They watched The Force Awakens and found it hard to get to sleep.
Makes sense, A New Hope 2.0 is dweeby.
Morning, guys.
Woah, it's Scratch.
What are you doing up?
I have school soon, so I decided to get up earlier to be able to do fun stuff and play games.
That's pretty neat.
Wanna play a game with us?
Sure thing.
Do you have Left 4 Dead 2?
Duh, of course I have Left 4 Dead 2.
Awesome! Come on Hot Dog, let's get to our PCs!
What about the garlic bread?
Take it with you.
Okay, bro.

Story 105: English Teacher
Part 2

On the way to their rooms.
Make sure you arrive to school at our new starting time.
Golden Queen, what the heck are you doing here?
Many villains have reformed themselves into heroic Skylanders!
No way.
It doesn't work like that.
Yes it does my friends. I have become the English teacher's assistant.
Great, you're gonna be watching us botch a presentation too?
I'm sure you will do just marvelous!
What's that about the new start time?
School now starts at 8A.M!
Hella lame!
Now run along and get ready.
The three all go to their rooms and launch Left 4 Dead 2.
Okay, we have less time to play games so let's get to it.
Hot Dog, you didn't have anything to say about the Golden Queen stuff?
Oh Golden Queen... I mean, nope.
Why'd you say her name like that?
Say her name like what? I was just repeating the subject, you goon.
Okay, okay, it's cool.
What campaign?
Let's do Dark Carnival.
Hey Scratch, how are things with Sunburn?
What do you mean?
Weren't you two bros?
We are friends.
Friendzoned!
What do you mean?
You're still just friends after all this time?
Why wouldn't we be friends?
Because he wants to ban...
Woah Hot Dog, don't say that!
Oh, sorry.
I don't know what is going on here, but I want to play Left 4 Dead 2 right now.

Story 105: English Teacher
Part 3

After an intense game of Expert.
Yay, we nailed it!
We managed to beat Expert Dark Carnival with three people.
Aw, it's 7A.M. already.
There's only one hour left.
Let's just take off our headsets and each some more garlic bread.
Hooray!
The three walk out of their rooms and meet in the meal room.
Shroomboom, Pop Thorn, you're awake!
I'm never watching The Force Awakens again.
That's a wise choice.
We gonna play L4D2 before school?
We only have less than an hour left.
What do you mean? We start at 8A.M.
Golden Queen told us we start at 7A.M.
What? Nooooooooooooooooo!
We need to set off soon, get ready.
Did you play Left 4 Dead 2?
Yeah, Scratch joined in with us.
Scratch sucks at Left 4 Dead 2.
Be quiet, Pop Thorn.
Can you not handle the truth?
She's better than you, Pop Thorn.
Pfffft, never!
Grab your garlic bread for lunch, we're going now.
Fine.
Pop Thorn, Shroomboom, Wrecking Ball, Hot Dog and Scratch grab their bags and leave.
Why is Scratch hanging with us?
She was around and played Left 4 Dead 2.
Which means?
She can come with us.
That's super dumb and lame.
How come Smash Hit couldn't hang but Scratch can?
Anyone can hang whenever, I was wrong about Smash Hit.
Why are you being a nerd, Pop Thorn?
That's what The Force Awakens does to ya.

Story 105: English Teacher
Part 4

In the English classroom.

Is everyone ready for English?
???: Of course we are.
Crash Bandicoot comes cruising in the classroom.
Is that Crash Bandicoot?
Yep, Crash Bandicoot's the name.
Welcome to my class, Crash Bandicoot.
Now, who wants to give their presentation first?
Ninjini looks around but no one puts their hand up.
If no wants wants to volunteer, I'll choose. No one? Fine, Wrecking Ball?
What?
Your group is up.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
I'm sure you will have a golden time!
Wow.
Wrecking Ball, Shroomboom and Pop Thorn get up.
Hot Dog? Yo, Hawt Dawg?
Come on Hot Dog, why are you looking over there?
Hot Dog appears to be staring at Golden Queen.
Come on now, Hot Dog.
Oh, uh...
Hot Dog gets up.
Today, me and my friends are bringing you a presentation about the great oreo race.
Yes, the oreo race was a fantastic event that saw oreos roll and die on a hill.
It was a very fun and cool race.
It's' Hot Dog's turn and he doesn't say anything.
Haaaawwwt Daaawwwwg?
Are you okay, Hot Dog?
Wrecking Ball grabs Hot Dog.
What's down, Hot Dog?
This presentation sucks!
We are fixing it, Crash.
Don't call me Crash, nerd. Call me Crash Bandicoot.
Uh, sorry, Crash Bandicoot.
When can I do my presentation?
Why didn't you put your hand up?
For what?
Never mind, Boomer's group up!
We got this, Sprocket, Wind-Up and Stink Bomb.
Best group ever!
Boomer's group goes up, and Wrecking Ball's group goes back to their table.

Story 105: English Teacher
Part 5

We might have won the game with that, what happened Hot Dog?
Golden Queen walks out the room for some reason.
Huh, what?
What's going off, Hot Dog?
I don't know what you mean.
We botched our presentation because you were looking in the corner that Golden Queen was in.
Wait, Hot Dog gets happy over Golden Queen?
What? No, pfft.
You do, don't know? I can see where you are coming from, but you cost us the presentation.
I DO NOT GET HAPPY OVER GOLDEN QUEEN!
And that is where babies come from.
Hot Dog, speak to me outside after this lesson.
You done goofed.
Me and Astroblast are gonna two man rock this classroom!
You got that right, Crash Bandicoot.
Crash Bandicoot go up and nail their presentation.
Excellent job, Crash Bandicoot and Astroblast! Class, I will see you all next week.
All the Skylanders leave school except Hot Dog.
I'm sorry, Nin...
I know what you are doing, Hot Dog.
Huh, what am I doing?
You were looking at Golden Queen to destroy my reputation as the sexiest Skylander.
I wasn't looking at Golden Queen, I...
Don't you lie to me, Hot Dog! Everyone knows I am way hotter that Golden Queen, you got that?
Yes, Ninjini!
Next week, you better make sure you are looking at me.
I will do!
Hot Dog runs out of school.
What happened in there? Did you get in big trouble?
She got really mad at me.
About what?
I was looking at Golden Queen instead of her.
So you admit you get happy over Golden Queen?
Yes, I admit Golden Queen is bae and sexy, okay?
Never thought I would hear something like that from you.
Not everyone is asexual, Wrecking Ball.
What's asexual?
Yeah, what is it?
I used to be innocent like you guys until I educated myself with the internet.
You're the reason I'm not innocent, Pop Thorn.
True, I showed you the way.
Uh, whatever it is you guys are talking about, I didn't get to do my presentation with Sunburn, Bash and Flashwing.
Why not?
Stupid Crash Bandicoot took twenty whole minutes.

Story 105: English Teacher
Part 6

Thankfully, it got me out of doing anything with stupid Flashwing.
Whatever, Bash.
Maybe we'll get to do it next week, Scratch.
Yeah, maybe you're right.
Presentations are lame, though.
I guess we better go.
Hot Dog runs back to the Skylanders HQ.
Does Hot Dog need help?
It looks like he has put himself in a bad situation.
It's not his fault, is it?
He should have kept his attractions on the low, so no one would he was attracted to Golden Queen.
Maybe it was very difficult for him to do it.
How was it? I do it every day.
You like someone, Pop Thorn?
I don't have a crush or anything lame like that.
What is it, then?
I find some people attractive, but I wish to not be in a relationship.
Sounds pretty legit.
Later at the Skylanders HQ.
I guess it's time for bed.
Hot Dog gets into his fireproof bed.
You better watch yourself.
AH uh, what are you doing in my room?
I'm making you aware of the consequences.
I told you I wouldn't look at her.
I don't even want you to think about her.
Why are you being such a towel?
Because I am the sexiest Skylander!
That's pretty subjective, Ninjini. I thought you were a really cool person until now.
I'll make sure you know cool.
Ninjini locks the door.
Ninjini? Ninjini, what are you doing? Ninjini? NINJINI!
Whatever happens, Hot Dog manages to survive that night.

I have some plans for the next few stories! I'll make sure it doesn't keep the weird kinky business... Until story 109

A new map with my mad art skills.

Story 106: Sensei Kaos
Part 1

In the Skylanders Meal Room.
WRECKING BALL! WRECKING BALL!
Yes, Hot Dog?
I had a real bad time with Ninjini
What did you do with Ninjini?
She went into my room and made me listen to "Wrecking Ball".
Noooooooooooooo! How could she do that?
I'm hurt real bad.
Wow, what a baby.
Be quiet, dweeb.
How am I a dweeb?
Stop talking, nerd.
???: Yo, let's make some noise up in here!
That sounds like...
It's me, Kaos!
What the heck is Kaos doing here?
I have made a new life, and now I am a Sensei.
A sensei?
Some of us "Villains" have reformed after all of these rehabilitation sessions with Gusto.
So you're telling me that, you're Skylanders now?
No, we're Sensei Skylanders!
On the academy speakers: Skylanders, we need you all in the assembly room immediately.
What am I gonna do about Ninjini, Wrecking Ball.
I'm not sure right now, but I will make sure that I help you along the way.
Thanks, bro.
That's cool, my brother.

Story 106: Sensei Kaos
Part 2

In the Assembly Room.
I've got some announcements to make to you all.
Announce your lies already, Spyro.
Blackout, nothing I say will be a lie of any sort.
You all fail to see the bigger picture!
Blackout leaves the Assembly Room.
Anyways, I have to announce the addition of the Sensei Skylanders!
Explain them, idiot.
First off, we have the reformed Villains!
All of former Villain Sensei Skylanders come on stage.
Oh no, Golden Queen!
Hot Dog turns around to see Ninjini staring at him.
This is not all I have to announce, however, as I also have to announce our new group of recruits!
All the new Sensei Skylanders walk onto stage.
It's Crash Bandicoot, woo!
Yes, even my good friend, Crash Bandicoot.
Me and Spyro go waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back, everyone. Want to hear our story?
No.
As much as we'd all love to hear your story, we have to get on with the assembly.
Of course, Spyro. Of course.
Spy Rise, would you like to come up on the stage?
Of course not, Spyro.
Spy Rise gets onto stage.
I have been engineering a new virtual reality system.
What can you do in there?
It's not finished yet, but I'm sure it will not take too long to be finished.
I'm sure we will all get to use it soon.
Can we actually get good lives?
All right, no more discussion here. We will have the second half of this assembly another morning.

Story 106: Sensei Kaos
Part 3

Not sure if super lame or super cool.
Super cool.
I'm not really too convinced y'all are really reformed.
Oh Wrecking Ball, I've always loved you, you know?
What kind of love?
He means the kinky kind.
No, friend. You have misunderstood me.
I will be jamming me friend in the name of the Skylanders.
Sounds terrible.
Chompy party!
NO! We're not doing any of this! Keep clear from the real Skylanders or KYS.
Sorry to be a bother, Wrecking Ball.
Party at my club!
Woo! I'm make sure I'm there, Golden Queen.
I need to be there.
Please don't go, Hot Dog.
It's Golden bae!
No, please don't be like that Hot Dog.
'Member, we can't blame him.
What's so neato about Golden Queen?
She looks real good.
Real good? HELLA GOOD.
Hot Dog, you can't handle the wrath of Ninjini.
I'll kill that spaz.
Is he allowed to say that?
I don't think so.
Now, please let me get ready for the nice night.
I guess we'll sort this out next time.

Story 107: Hot Dog Gets Laid?
Part 1

What can we possibly do, guys?
Hot Dog is man enough to figure something out.
He's doing a derp!
We can't help him, can we?
I'm not sure what we can do to save him from Ninjini.
How about we get into that party ourselves?
Shroomboom, what are you thinking?
If we can manage to get into that party ourselves, we can stop Ninjini or Hot Dog from messing up the place.
That's a great idea, but how can we even possibly get into that party?
If Hot Dog can find his way into that party, we can get into the party as well.
Okay, you're probably right.

Meanwhile.

It appears I'm out of options. I guess I need to destroy Ninjini myself.
Hot Dog gets a knock on his door.
Uh, please come in.
Hello there, Hot Dog.
G... G... Golden Queen? What are you doing here?
Just giving you a little heads up about my party tonight.
I'll... I'll make sure I am there!
That would be marvelous, Hot Dog. See you there.
Holy snap.

Later Meanwhile.

Ninjini pulls out a USB drive.
This will make sure the party will be trash.
Ninjini gets a knock on her door.
Hey, Ninjini? Do you have any plans tonight.
Nope. I'll make sure I arrive to your party right on time.
That's wonderful.
Golden Queen begins to leave.
Very wonderful, bi...
Are you saying something to me?
Oh, sorry. I was just talking to myself.
Okay, bye, Ninjini.

Just before the party begins.

Hot Dog, this party will be 100% lame.
You can't talk me out of this.
If you go to this party, Ninjini will do something horrible to you.
I'm ready for anything.
No, please reconsider.
Hot Dog, you gotta watch yourself, buddy.
Please, just let me go to the darn party.
Fine, it doesn't look like we can stop you anyways.

Wrecking Ball, Pop Thorn and Shroomboom leave.

Looks like we're going to a party, y'all!
I guess we'll just walk in, right?
I guess so.

Story 107: Hot Dog Gets Laid?
Part 2

The party at The Outlands

Yes, I finally made it here!
Make sure to behave well for us, will ya?
I'll behave well for Golden Queen, thanks.
Watch yourself with me, Dog.
I'll bite your flipping nose off, nerd!
Woah, woah. Boys, stop with this pointless fighting.
You're right, Golden Queen. How about me and you go to the back?
Sounds wonderful, Wolfgang.
Oh, hell nah!
Hot Dog jumps on Wolfgang.
Please stop!
Are you all ready? I've got some great music for everyone to hear!
Ninjini puts on 'Wrecking Ball' by Miley Cyrus.
Woo!
Wrecking Ball, Pop Thorn and Shroomboom fall the ceiling and begins attacking Ninjini.
I hate this faeces!
Wrecking Ball eats the whole computer that plays music.
Thanks, Wrecking Ball!
You're welcome, Hot Dog. Wanna come home now?
Nah, I've got some business to attend to.
Hot Dog starts biting Wolfgang's nose.
WOAH. Hot Dog stop!
Hot Dog is doing so well.
Get offa me!
Hot Dog, how about you come to the back with me?
Score!
Hot Dog runs behind Golden Queen.
Oh snap!
What are they going to do?
If we don't hurry up, Hot Dog is not going to our old pal anymore.
The three begin running to the room in the back.
So, what are we doing here?
Why don't you lay down and find out?
Um, what exactly do you mean?
We're going to have some fun.
Is that bed fireproof?
I hope not.
Hot Dog gets into the bed.
Oh no! The door is locked, guys!
HEEEEELP!
What's up, buddy?
You just gots to break this door down!
I can't just barge in on people's privacy.
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW IIIIIIIIIIIIIT!
Tree Rex manages to break the door down.
I... I...
What happened?
I BECAME A MAN!

Story 108: Wrecking Ball's Discovery
Part 1

Almost a month later.

Come out of your room, Hot Dog.
No! I'm very busy.
What is he even doing in there?
He has discovered the wonders of the internet.
Club Penguin and Happy Wheels?
No, the blocked websites.
Why would he want to go on those?
For pleasure and excitement.
I don't understand.
You will have had to have seen some mad faeces to understand.
Let's go confront Golden Queen.
That is Hot Dog's woman now.
So? We need to free him.
Hot Dog comes out of his room with paper towels in his paw.
Um hi, guys.
You should have waited until we were gone.
Hot Dog, you haven't been cool with us since that night at the party.
I'm just really busy. I'm going out with bae later.
Me?
My other bae.
You can't leave us like this!
You're still my best friends.
BROS BEFORE H...
PALS BEFORE GALS!
Yeah! That...
Wrecking Ball, you not a dumb kid anymore, so I thought you would understand me by now.
I do understand. Look, I know I'm just asexual, but I understand your needs for Golden Queen. I just don't want to lose my friend.
What did you do with Golden Queen?
Shroomboom, be glad you still have your innocence.
Hot Dog walks to the bathroom.
I need to talk with Hot Dog.
Pop Thorn goes to Hot Dog.
Wrecking Ball, do you know what they did?
I wish I could pretend I didn't.

Story 108: Wrecking Ball's Discovery
Part 2

Hot Dog, I know what's happening around here.
I'm glad you understand me.
I hope you don't get yourself into a big mess.
What would you know? You haven't been in a relationship.
You're together?
All right, yeah, me and Golden Queen are together.
What do you like best about her?
Everything.
What did you like before you knew her personality?
The nice facial structure.
And?
That was it.
I know that's not true.
Her thighs are hella thick.
That's what I like to hear.
Okay, I need to get ready for later.
Just make sure to watch our for Ninjini and anyone who wants to steal your bae.
I'll make sure I do.
Pop Thorn returns to Wrecking Ball and Shroomboom.
Let's go play Left 4 Dead.
Without Hot Dog?
We can't play without him!
Am I welcome to join?
Sure thing, Scratch!
Great, that sounds awesome.
Hey, Scratch.
Oh hi, Sunburn.
Wanna watch Rogue One together?
I watch it a few weeks ago.
Ouch, that was with us.
Oh, sorry. I guess I'll see you around.
Sunburn walks back to his room.
Just tell him you don't want to be his girlfriend.
He doesn't want that, does he?
Duh, of course he does!
Does he, Wrecking Ball?
Looks pretty obvious to me.
I need to go to him.
Scratch runs to Sunburn's room.
What about Left 4 Dead?
Darn it.
I guess we'll do it with three of us.
Imma call Stealth Elf on Discord.

Story 108: Wrecking Ball's Discovery
Part 3

Wrecking Ball is on his PC.
Stealth Elf, wanna play Left 4 Dead?
I'm busy right now.
What with?
Flameslinger.
What's up, homie?
Okay, I understand. Just make sure to play with me before I die.
Wrecking Ball ends the call.
She's never even going to play Left 4 Dead again. I'll see if I gots a bot on Skype.
Wrecking Ball gets a friend request on Skype.
Cool! Wait, that's not a bot, is it?
Wrecking Ball looks at the person's name.
Plo Koon? Woah, Plo Koon is an awesome Jedi. I gotta add Plo Koon as a friend.
Plo Koon: Text: Wrecking Ball, come outside.
Text: Outside? What do you mean? You don't know where I live.
Plo Koon: Skylanders HQ.
Okay, I'm gonna look outside.
Wrecking Ball puts his headset down and runs outside.
Is this Plo Koon just a troll?
Plo Koon: No, I'm not.
Plo Koon?
Plo Koon: Listen, I'm not really Plo Koon. I'm just here to help you on your journey.
Journey to what? You could be attempting to kidnap me right now.
Plo Koon: I'm going to help you find your Kyber Crystal.
My Kyber Crystal? What do you mean? Lightsabers aren't a real thing.
Plo Koon: They are. I'll help you find your Kyber Crystal.
It's not possible because I'm not force sensitive.
Plo Koon: Wrecking Ball, you will see.

Story 108: Wrecking Ball's Discovery
Part 4

Meanwhile on a Discord server.
Wrecking Ball has bailed on us?
Looks like it.
I guess we'll play together.
Isn't there anyone on our Steam friends list that can play?
Chopper?
No, he's trash at Left 4 Dead.
Spy Rise?
He plays other games too much to be good.
Hex?
She's not on our friends list.
She's on mine.
Why the heck would you have Hex as a friend?
She didn't have any friends on her friends list.
That's because no one likes her.
Fright Rider does.
Wow, her only other friend on Steam.
Let's okay with them!
Sure, why not?
Message: Play with us, Hex.
Message: Who are you?
Message: I'm Shroomboom!
Message: That thing. Okay.
I'll add her to our Discord server.
Hello, nerds.
Are you good at Left 4 Dead or not?
I beat Expert once.
So?
With bots.
We need you!
My boyfriend is going to play too.
Fight Rider is your boyfriend?
Yeah, we learned that he needed me again.
Is he good at Left 4 Dead?
No.
Great.
Yo!
Let's play, babe.
We're totes gonna love this.
I bet we are!

Story 108: Wrecking Ball's Discovery
Part 5

Sunburn, may I come in?
Of course, Scratch.
Scratch goes into Sunburn's room.
Do you truly have feelings for me?
I... Yes, I do, Scratch. I just haven't had the guts to tell you.
Come here.
Sunburn goes in for the kiss, but Scratch hugs him instead of kissing him.
You will always be my best friend.
What?
I'm not really into you that way.
Oh.
It's because I'm...
Scratch whispers into Scratch's ear.
Aw, DAMMIT.
Is that not okay, Sunburn?
I'm sorry. It's okay.
Good. I'll see you around later, okay?
Okay, Scratch.
Scratch leaves.
Looks like there isn't really anyone for me.

Meanwhile, in The Outlands.
How much further is it, Plo Koon?
Plo Koon: We are almost there, Wrecking Ball.
How am I going to find it?
Plo Koon: The Kyber Crystal which call to who is chooses.
How do you know it will choose me?
Plo Koon: I have foreseen it. That's why I added you on Skype.
I suppose that makes sense.
Plo Koon: We shouldn't be too far off its location.
I see it!
Wrecking Ball runs into a cave.
Plo Koon: Wait, Wrecking Ball!
Plo Koon runs into the cave after Wrecking Ball.
My Kyber Crystal!
Plo Koon: Looks very beautiful.
Plo Koon pulls out a gun.
Plo Koon: Hand it over.
Huh?
Plo Koon: You lead me right to a Kyber Crystal, and now I will be taking MY Kyber Crystal.
What? You can't! It calls to me!
Plo Koon: Plans have changed. Hand it over.
Here... NOPE!
Wrecking Ball Tongue Whaps will gun out of his hand.
Imma take you down, right now!
Plo Koon: I'll murder you, Wrecking Ball.
No way!
Wrecking Ball Forcefield Balls Plo Koon into the ground.
I have to run!
Wrecking Ball begins to run off.
Plo Koon: You will regret that! I know where you live, Wrecking Ball!

Story 108: Wrecking Ball's Discovery
Part 6

At Golden Queen's room.
???: Come in.
Uh, Golden Queen?
Hot Dog opens the door.
Oh no! Wolfgang and Ninjini!
We're here to put you down, dog.
What do you want from me? Wolfgang, Golden Queen doesn't like you, and Ninjini, you're obviously not the sexiest because no one wants you.
How dare you!
Can't take the truth?
Looks like you can't.
Huh?
Golden Queen comes from outside of the room and knocks out Hot dog.
It has been a pleasure working with you two.
Agreed, Golden Queen.
Later on in an unknown location.
Ow, my head. Hey, why am I in a cage?
You're going to be our sacrifice.
Golden bae, why?
Like someone as sexy as me would want a dog like you.
But you even showed me your thighs!
If I really wanted you, I would have done a lot more.
Are you ready to die, Hot Dog?
I thought you were good people!
We are. We are saving all of Skylands to sacrifice you.
That doesn't make any sense.
It has been my orders.
KAOS!
Look, I didn't necessary want it to be this way.
You just want to kill me because you're a stupid idiot.
I actually have a raging beast who will only eat living creatures.
Why does it have to be me?
Your attraction to Golden Queen was the perfect way to draw you in.
Look, just let me go, and I won't tell on you guys.
You won't be able to tell anyone when you're no longer living.
Hot Dog is placed into an arena with the giant monster.
My communications device! Clicks button. Wrecking Ball, I need your help right now!
Where are you at?
Locked in a cage in some arena.
Okay.
Okay? I need help now! Wrecking Ball? Dammit!
My beast cannot be killed.
What even is that?
Sly Snootles.
It's so hideous.

Story 108: Wrecking Ball's Discovery
Part 7

Wrecking Ball breaks in the arena.
Wrecking Ball! How did you know where to find me?
I fought John Cena here once.
Ninjini, Golden Queen, Wolfgang, run!
Those four leave.
How can you save me?
With this.
Wrecking Ball pulls out his yellow Lightsaber and destroys the cage.
Where did you get that?
I'll explain it later. RUN!
Hot Dog and Wrecking Ball leave the arena.
What about the beast?
Um... We leave it here?
That doesn't sound very safe.
We are at The Outlands, so it should be okay to stay here.
Plo Koon: You think I wouldn't catch up to you?
Wrecking Ball ignites his Lightsaber.
Plo Koon: You hold it with your tongue?
Where else is he going to hold it?
Wrecking Ball cuts Plo Koon's gun in half.
I suggest you leave while you can.
Plo Koon: You will regret this!
Fake Plo Koon runs into the arena.
What an idiot.
Let's go home.
Wrecking Ball and Hot Dog get back to the Skylanders HQ.
So, they were gonna feed you to that monster that probably ate Plo Koon?
Yep, Golden Queen used me.
Just remember to stay with your pals.
Can't we get them in trouble?
I have an idea on how you can get your justice.
How?
We'll do it on Monday at school.
Meanwhile.
We won!
You guys left me for dead.
That's because you suck at the game.
You're right, Hex.
It has gotten real late. I am going to sleep.
Me too. Bye, guys.
Bye, special boy.
Now what?
Get to my room.

Story 109: Massacre of School
Part 1

In Maths.

All right guys, we're going to find out what X is.
X, sir?
X, Stink Bomb.
Isn't this Maths?
Yeah, we're finding out what X is.
Look everyone, this is completely derptastic, and we shouldn't learn this junk!
Wrecking Ball is right!
I say we blow up the school!
Woah, Wrecking Ball.
Do you guys need convincing more?
Yes.
Golden Queen and Ninjini are total trash piles!
I thought they were pretty hot.
Shut up, Boomer. I'm the one chance you have got!
They almost got me killed!
Ninjini and Golden Queen walk in.
Is that so, Hot Dog?
Imma bite your nose off!
Hot Dog, do you want detention?
There won't be detentions when I'm done with this!
Get to isolation!
I'll take him there.
Sir, I must object to the isolation!
He's threatening the school.
Golden Queen is going to do something bad to him!
That's nonsense. Every teacher here is very trustworthy.
It's fine, Wrecking Ball. I know what to do.
Golden Queen and Ninjini walk out with Hot Dog.
I trust that you know what to do.
Yes, Ninjini.
Ninjini goes back to the English classroom.
I hate you.
I never wanted this to happen.
Oh, really? Like I can believe that!
I would have saved you if Wrecking Ball didn't do it first.
LIAR! You're with them! You brought me there to kill me!
Please, listen to me, Hot Dog.
No!
I need you to kill Ninjini.
Golden Queen gives Hot Dog a knife.
I know where she will be after school.
I'm not a murderer!
Ninjini is actually incredibly evil. Kaos and Wolfgang are just spazzes.
I'm not doing it.

Story 109: Massacre of School
Part 2

Not even if I?
Golden Queen whispers into Hot Dog's ear.
I'll do it.
Now, get to isolation!
Yes, Golden Queen.
Meanwhile.
What's X?
It's a letter.
No, he's asking what X is equal to.
It won't matter soon.
Why's that?
Imma blow up the school.
You what?
I need you two to help me.
Okay!
No, we are not doing that.
What bad can happen?
People will die!
That's why you guys need to start the fire alarm.
Think of all the money Spyro put into this school.
I don't care about that. Spyro is hella loaded.
Fine, I hate this crap.
Start fake fighting Pop Thorn, Shroomboom.
Okay!
Shroomboom punches Pop Thorn and then end up fighting into the fire alarm.
There is totes a fire! RUN, Y'ALL!
Everyone starts leaving school.
Stop! There's not really a fire! These derps did it! Aw, forget it.
Crusher runs outside as well.
Now what?
you two get Hot Dog and leave.
Okay!
Pop Thorn and Shroomboom run to the isolation room.
Sweet, I get use my Lightsaber.
At the isolation room.
Come on out!
The door is locked!
OH NO!
We need to leave before Wrecking Ball blows this place up!
I guess I'll burn it.
Hot Dog burns the door down.
We need to remember to use our powers more.
The three run outside.

Story 109: Massacre of School
Part 3

In the school basement.
It's pretty cold down here.
Wrecking Ball pulls out and ignites his Lightsaber.
My info was correct. There's a power generator here!
Wrecking Ball sticks his Lightsaber into it.
Looks like I gotta run!
Wrecking Ball puts his Lightsaber in his back and runs out of school.
Looks like it's safe to go back in.
I doubt that.
RUN!
Run from what?
The whole school explodes.
OH MY!
Sweet.
Meanwhile
What the heck was that?
The Skylanders School has exploded, Spyro.
The heck? DAMMIT!
Spyro makes it to the school site with a bunch of water Skylanders.
What happened here?
It looks like the school has exploded.
How can that be?
*Cough* Faulty generator *Cough*.
Wrecking Ball, do you know something?
I just saying the basement generator might be trash.
Everyone, get back to the HQ.
Home time!
Wrecking Ball, meet me in my office.
Crap.
At the Skylanders HQ in Hot Dog's room.
Hot Dog, let me in.
Okay.
Ninjini is in the City at a bar.
You better be telling the truth.
You know what you will get if I am.
YEAH BOI!
Hot Dog and Golden Queen leave the room.
Let me lock this.
Can I not stay in your room?
No, you can't stay in my room.
I just want to be ready for later.
Fine.
Golden Queen goes into Hot Dog's room.
Let's just get this over with.

Story 109: Massacre of School
Part 4

How did you know about the generator?
I went to the basement before.
That's not possible as security usually guards it.
Okay, I got told by someone about the generator.
Who?
I'm not saying anything.
Tell me or I'll take your things.
My bag? No, you wouldn't dare do that to me.
Just tell me.
Dr. Neo Cortex told me.
He's the one who made the generator for us.
Why did you even need a generator at school?
Doesn't matter. I just need to know why it was faulty.
Uh, you go ask him that.
Wrecking Ball begins to leave.
What's in your bag?
My crayons.
I know you use felt tips.
I upgraded.
That's a downgrade.
Just let me sleep.
Wrecking Ball leaves the room.
Troubling.
Meanwhile in the City.
I know Ninjini is a meanie, but should I really kill her because Golden Queen said so? Maybe I should just teach Ninjini a lesson!
Hot Dogs walks into the bar.
Ninjini, why you such a pleb?
How did you know I was here?
Because I'm real smart.
When will you finally get out of my business?
When you apologise.
Apologise for tricking you and almost getting you eaten?
Pretty much.
Okay, I apologise for my actions. I just did it for the money.
Who is playing you?
It was Kaos who wanted his beast fed.
Then I'll have a little talk with him. Thanks for not really being a meanie.
Sure thing.

Story 109: Massacre of School
Part 5

In Dr. Neo Cortex's room.
Dr. Neo Cortex, why did the generator malfunction?
Look, Spyro, it's clearly not my fault that the generator malfunctioned. Who do you think I am?
How could the generator explode like that?
It must have been destroyed.
Destroyed?
I'd say that someone destroyed it.
Who would be able to get into the school and destroy it?
That's for you to find out.
Heh, thanks, Cortex.

In Hot Dog's room.
Hi, I'm back.
Is she dead?
No.
Yeah, I guess I didn't really expect you to do it.
You can't expect to kill her. Besides, she said she was sorry about what she did.
How can you believe her?
How can I believe you? Look, I'll sort this out on my own.
I guess you don't want me anymore.
Not right now.
Fine.
Golden Queen leaves the room.
Pals before gals.

In Wrecking Ball's room.
I wonder what made my Kyber Crystal yellow. Only the Temple Guards and Asajj Ventress had them in canon.
Wrecking Ball opens his bag.
I made this pretty fast.
Spyro walks in his room.
I need to ask you some questions.
Wrecking Ball puts the Lightsaber in his bag.
Spyro?
Should I have knock first?
Preferably.
Oh, I apologise then.
Look, I'll answer you questions tomorrow.
Why not now?
I'm really sleepy.
Okay, I understand. I'll ask you tomorrow morning.
Okay, great night.
Good night.

Story 110: Bombed
Part 1

It's been tough without a job for the past few days.
I'm not so sure if the school was really helping the Skylanders too much.
What do you mean?
I'm sure they are truly educated enough. Anyways, wouldn't you prefer to be at home?
No, I kinda need something to occupy me.
I'll see if there are any missions I can send you on.
An explosion occurs in the Skylanders HQ Meal Room.
Quickly.
Spyro and Tree Rex run to the Meal Room.
What's going on here?
Spyro, there's been an explosion.
I can see that.
It appears that someone must have planted a bomb in here.
Who could even do that? No one even gets in here except Skylanders.
Want us to find out?
Hmm, I think we'll need someone else for that job.
Not me?
No, I'll request who I wish to have do this mission.
But, we're always great at missions.
Yes, but you're not the only Skylanders, are you?
N... No.
Exactly. Tree Rex?
Yes?
Go get some other Skylanders and go investigate this mystery.
Yes, Spyro.
I guess I'll see you around.
What about those questions I was going to ask you?
Oh, I guess I could answer them.
A grenade is dropped in the room.
Everyone, move back!
All of the Skylanders get out of the way, and the grenade explodes with purple gas.
Everyone, get out of the room, and you need to lock these doors!
The Skylanders all run, and they lock all of the doors.
All right, Wrecking Ball, you need to get your friends, and you need to find out who is out there.
Okay, I'll go get them, Spyro.

Story 110: Bombed
Part 2

Come on, guys!
What's up?
We need to look outside for the nerd that it attacking our HQ.
We'll make them pay.
The four head back to Spyro.
No, no, get back upstairs.
You told me to get friends and...
No, Tree Rex is doing the ground search.
Right, we'll look out of the top floor windows.
Yeah, go.
The four run back upstairs.
I don't see anyone outside here.
Looks like they have already made their way out of here.

Meanwhile.
I can't see anyone out here.
This is incredibly lame. Let's get going!
Wrecking Ball opens the windows and jumps out.
I guess we'll follow.
The other three Skylanders jump out.
Wrecking Ball!
We got this!
The four continue running.
Sorry, Tree Rex.
It's fine. I'll just go rest.

Meanwhile.
He's probably long gone by now.
Perhaps.
Someone jumps on top of Hot Dog.
Get it off!
They all attack the person.
Blackout?
The Skylanders shall pay for their deception!
What the heck are you doing?
We are in need of new leadership, Wrecking Ball.
Of course we are.
Hot Dog bites Blackout while the others pin him down.
Let's take him back to Spyro.

Story 110: Bombed
Part 3

At the Skylanders HQ.
Blackout? Why would you do this, Blackout?
I'm sick of your corrupt leadership, Spyro. You will be taken down soon!
I have no idea what you are talking about.
You think you can do shady business and get away with it? You're putting our lives at risk, Spyro!
Skylanders, put him in his room and lock the door.
Some Skylanders take him away.
Okay, looks like that mess is over.
Spyro, what was Blackout talking about?
Seems like he was rambling on about nonsense.
What's the shady business?
There was no shady business.
Spyro, I thing we should go to my room and resume our discussion.
All right, Wrecking Ball.

In Wrecking Ball's Room.
What do you think happened to the school?
In exploded.
Yes, but how?
Maybe Blackout planted a bomb.
Doubt it.
Why's that?
It seems like it was a problem with the generator.
You had a generator inside the school? What did it do?
It doesn't matter what it did. I want to know what you're not telling me.
Look, I was not involved with this.
I never claimed you were.
Uh... Well, that's what it seems you're making out!
Tell me the truth.
I destroyed it.
Why? Why would you do that to me, Wrecking Ball?
I wanted to end school.
And you would destroy something expensive like that?
You're loaded with dollar!
It gave the school electricity and easy water supplies at a cost of dangerous purple gas. It was cheapest way to operate a school.
And you just had to get the one that puts us all at risk?
I did it for all of your education.
Which we didn't even need!
And I realised that.
Why do I get the feeling there is more to this?
You don't trust me?
You should have got a normal generator.
Look, I owe a lot of money, okay? I can't get an expensive normal generator.
Then you shouldn't have decided to make a school for us.

Story 110: Bombed
Part 4

It seems Blackout has been captured by the Skylanders.
I don't think we should attack the Skylanders.
We need to get me in control over Spyro.
Yes, but we can't do that at the cost of lives, can we?
Not anymore. Look, we have not killed anyone. The gas that we got from Spyro's generator won't kill anyone.
What does it do?
Weakens the victim for a short amount of time.
And you first attempted this with that beast of yours?
That would have only killed Hot Dog.
Which is not what I really wanted.
You actually like that dog?
He's more charming than you think.
And that's why you couldn't get him to take care of Ninjini? She knows our plot, and she is still around.
I think I am done with this plot as well.
I can't let you leave.
We are meant to reformed villains now, Kaos. We don't do things like this anymore.
Spyro is a menace! It's for the greater good of all of us!
I'm not going to tell anyone.
I'm out as well.
I cannot let you two leave!
Kaos, stop this plan now, and we won't tell a soul.
Ah, fine!
All three of them the cave in the Outlands.

At Hot Dog's room.
Looks like it is finally time for some rest.
There is a knock on the door.
Um, come in.
Hi, Hot Dog.
Oh, hello, Golden Queen.
I need to tell you some things.
Go on.
Originally, I just wanted to feed you to Kaos' beast, but I have come to realise that I cannot do such horrible things anymore. And, to be honest, I believe that you helped me along that path.
That's cool.
And me wanting Ninjini killed wasn't really my wishes.
Yeah.
And I think we are going to have some fun.
Yeah?
Golden Queen locks the door and turns the light off.

Story 110: Bombed
Part 5

In Spyro's room.
I might as well confess myself to the Skylanders.

Later at the Skylanders' meeting room.
Everyone, I must confess something. While making the school for your education, I took a cheap shortcut in the making of the basement generator. I have to come to realise doing that was a bad idea, and making the school in the first place was also a bad idea. So, I feel like I should no longer be in any control over the Skylanders.
No, wait, you just made a mistake. You don't need to resign from leading us.
I no longer feel I should be in control.
Who will lead us now?
There will be a voting system in place. The Skylander that gets the most votes, will be the leader of us all.
Whispers: This is brilliant. Spyro has given me my rise to power himself.
The polling system will be placed within the meal room. Until a new leader is elected, I will take over the minor control. Everyone is dismissed.

Later on Discord.
I found out that he did all of this stuff, but I didn't want him to resign like this.
He did put us at risk.
One of his final orders was to border the school site. Blackout can't get anymore of that gas.
Makes you wonder if anyone else did.
So, are we playing Left 4 Dead 2 now?
Hot Dog isn't online yet.
Was he even at the assembly?
Hmm, actually, I don't think he was even there.
Why don't we go to his room?
At Hot Dog's Room.
Hot Dog?
You could learn to knock first, Wrecking Ball.
Oh well.
Me and Golden Queen as just looking at memes.
You're back with her again?
Looks like you couldn't resist her. I understand that.
We're playing Left 4 Dead 2 now. Tell your girl to leave.
Just let me look at a few more memes.
Fine, let's go play, guys.

Several hours later.
Haha, these women can't even park their cars.
They are women though, right?
Haha, that is so true.

On Discord.
This just isn't as fun without Hot Dog.
I like how he said "A few more memes".
I'm gonna go to bed, y'all.
Night.
Goodnight, Shroomboom.
Shroomboom disconnects.
I guess we vote for a new leader soon.

Story 111: The New Leader of the Skylanders
Part 1

Time to come out now.
You have finally seen the truth?
Yep.
How have you all finally understood?
Spyro confessed all of his shady business himself.
What about Kaos?
What about him?
Has he done anything?
Not that we know of.
Interesting...

Meanwhile.
Please Hot Dog, stop hanging with Golden Queen and play with us.
I can't just stop hanging around with Golden Bae.
I thought you weren't going to let this happen.
But, Golden Queen saw the error of her ways and is truly a great person.
I'd hope so... For you sake.
Wrecking Ball, Shroomboom and Pop Thorn walk along to the meal room.
Who do you guys think will be voted the new leader?
Hopefully it's not some spacker.
Not Hex then?
Exactly.
I wonder if I will become the leader.
Doubt it.
Why?
It'll probably be some who has shown true leadership skills in the past. In fact, it could even be Wrecking Ball.
What?
Have you never thought that it could be you? You have done so much for the Skylanders. To be honest, I think you have done more for us than anyone else.
I wouldn't go that far.
Honestly, Wrecking Ball.
Pop Thorn's right. I think you have you have a great chance at becoming leader.
I don't think I would lead very well. Besides, they probably won't even vote me anyways.
Well, I believe there's a great chance they will.

In Kaos' room.
I need to start my campaign to ensure they will vote me!
Glumshanks: I can't believe I am working with you again.
Why wouldn't you be?
Glumshanks: Remember what happened before you died?
Well, I've been a good guy twice since then.
Glumshanks: I guess I'm here to help you become leader then.
Precisely.
Glumshanks: I'd suggest promising things that seem really good to the Skylanders and...
Not deliver on all of my promises when I become leader!
Glumshanks: I wasn't going to suggest that...
Great plan, Glumshanks! It's now time to start my campaign!