darkSpyro

granted, but it can't play music idk

I wish for the ability to transform into anything I want

Granted, but you can only turn into weak things like a fish.


I wish for bonus ducks!!! !!!!!!!

Those ducks are sentient and angry. They overwhelm and attack you

I wish for pretty attractive girlfriend!

No problem, but you get a boyfriend & you become gay.

I wish I had more plushies

sure, but they come alive in the middle of the night and surround you and stare into your soul

I wish for endless money

Granted, but it goes to your worst enemy.


I wish for a Mario hat.

granted but it's actually a bootleg hat and it has a green M on it

I wish to be handcuffed to my bed for an hour

granted, but your bed catches on fire yikes

I wish for portals that lead to any video game universe I want

Granted but you wanted to go to the Shrek Universe through the movie games and Shrek did unspeakable things to you

I wish for a chain

Granted, but the chain tethers you to a dungeon cell. Better start looking for that weak link!


I wish for normal rough earth snakes that are in no way harmful to humans.

Granted, but they arrive frozen and deceased.

I wish the place I work at would blow up.

Granted, it blows up with you still in it.


I wish for a talking calculator.

granted, but it never gives you the right answer

I wish to go to bed

Wish granted, but its too comfy and you cant get out of it ever again.


I wish for a cat.

Granted, but it scratches you when you near it and bugs you when you're doing anything with any degree of importance.


I wish to recover all my lost files from my dead computer.

Granted, you transfer them over to a working computer... Which dies because one of your lost files was a virus.

I wish I was born in 2563.

Granted, but your native country has spiraled into chaos by then.


I wish for a Striped Sweater.

I'm fine with that, I'll just move to England.

Your sweater is striped... but made of different colored snakes

I wish that I will die in 3111.

Doc Brown grabs you, puts you in the Delorean and brings you to 3111 where you get shot in the head with a laser.

I wish that I could make friends instantly!

Wish granted, but eventually the government takes notice of your strange gift and attempts to weaponize it.

I wish that greedy companies didn't exist.

Granted but then we lose Nintendo, Toys For Bob, Activision, and Blizzard Entertainment.

I wish I was a meme

Granted but your a meme that people only like ironically.

I wish I had a working Iron Man suit.

Wish granted, but it's powered by sheep whool.


I wish I had a Umbreon fursuit.

Granted! But, you don't live in the JoJo universe. You instead live in some 15 year old's crossover fanfic universe where you are gay lovers with Shrek and Dave the Minion

I wish I was one of the X-Men!

Wish granted, but the power makes you evil and you get exicuted.

I wish I had 9 shiny Eevee in my AS game

Granted, but you accidentally click release on every last one.

I wish I was a potato

Wish granted, but you end up being used as a patato battery

I wish for corruption!

Wish granted, but it's out of ammo.

I wish that I could grant my own wishes.

but you could only grant 3

I wish I had money for fursuits

Granted, you can now afford low-budget fursuits that aren't much good.


I wish for a tiny dinosaur that stays tiny.

Granted, but the dinosaur is a toy.


I wish for a un-grantable wish.

Granted, but your un-grantable wish becomes grantable.

I wish for a healthy, lasting relationship with my family.

Granted, but your parents are a part of the local white supremacist group and thus making you a racist!

I wish I was an amazing artist

Granted, but no one appreciates your art in any way, shape, or form.

I wish for a working lightsaber.

It works but its a double lightsaber (Darth Maul style) and you don't realize so it spears you through and kills you when you first use it.

I wish for the death of all people i despise.

Granted, but you despise the person who will create the cure to cancer one day

I wish I created a successful TV show on Cartoon Network!

Granted, but it inspires children to be anti-semitic

I wish for the resurrection of my nan

granted. she comes back as a zombie.

i wish that tron was still alive.

Granted, Tron lives on as a zombie.


I wish for plants.

Granted, but you turn into a zombie!

I wish that my favorite comic book characters could be real!

Granted, but you're stuck inside a room with no internet connection and no way out and no way of knowing anything about them.

I wish for someone to clean my fish tank well because I have to do that today and I really don't wanna.

Granted, but your fingers fall off.

I wish to be completely unharmable by any source either physical, emotional or magical, and immune to any form of disease of virus, meaning it is completely and utterly impossible to kill me in any way except by old age, and i am immune to any sort of forced-aging device.

Granted, instead of killing people, it kills the rap game and gets a hit record deal, never inviting you to his pool parties.

I wish that Disney Infinity WASN'T CANCELLED

Granted, but every future installment sucks.


I wish I could move to Skyland.

Granted but you'll be harassed by annoying as frick Mabu for eternity

I wish to be less antisocial

Granted but you become overly extroverted and everyone begins avoiding you.

I wish for the whole universe including myself to become obliterated.