darkSpyro

Wish granted, but you discover computer viruses were the only thing keeping the universe from unraveling.


I wish this laptop didn't lag so much.

The lag gets removed from the computer, but your entire life starts lagging


I wish I had a job

Granted, but it betrays and murders you.

I wish I was good at competitive games.

Granted, but you can never play them.

I wish that I could read, write, and speak in every language that's ever existed.

Granted, but once you use a language, you cannot use it again.

I wish I had a high-paying job.

Granted, but you're never actually paid.

I wish for a wish to abolish all wishes.

You get your wish, only they all become sentient and overthrow you

I wish I was creative enough to think of a wish

Wish granted, but it's only for a day (but I wish it had a bigger file size limit)


I wish for it to rain dollar bills in the street in front of my house.

Wish granted, but it only means you can play the anime at all volumes.

No wish to grant.


I wish I could speak Japanese

Granted, but you forget how to speak English.

I wish I could think of a better wish.

Fine by me!!!

Wish granted, but you die.

I wish for all PSVITA games

Granted, but none of them work.

I wish I could go to sleep whenever I want.

Granted, but you can never wake up.

I wish for a wish that doesn't grant wishes but creates new wishes that don't grant wishes and eventually overthrow all human governments and take over the galaxy.

Granted, but everyone including you is dead.

I wish I could read people's minds.

Granted, but that's all you can read.

I wish that I could teleport anywhere I please.

Granted, then each time you teleport unannounced, also the worst places for you will be included.

I wish I had more free time.

Wish granted, but, you can't sleep all night


I wish I could be a wolf

Granted, but you're captured and spend the rest of your life in a cage.

I wish I could experience what it would be like to be Darin.

Granted, your dead though


I wish I was purple!

Granted, but it's a sign that your actions decide the fate of the universe's physical stability.
I wish I could find and buy my favorite Skylanders for 15 dollars or less.

Granted, but it's faulty

I wish that I could enter and exit any anime at will, and at any point I wished, and take the place of any character I choose, from all characters present in the said anime I enter.

Wish Granted but you die if you do it too much.


I wish I had a better life.

Wish granted you are destined to be a millionaire, you get anything you want with the snap of your fingers, but everytime you turn on the TV or watch a video on Youtube all you see are ads for starving African children and dogs trapped in the animal jail things... also you can't buy all the dogs and give them good owners and you cant give the kids food because thats no fun.

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I wish to be a dragon.

Wish granted, but you can't fly or breath fire

Haha error 404 wish not found


I wish to watch people fart on tv.

Granted, but the farts are 100% censored.

I wish for fresh fish.

Your wish for fresh fish is granted, but your genie is angered by the rhyme and makes you allergic to fish.

I wish that my room was always clean.

Wish granted, your room is always clean but the rest of your house is completely disgusting.

SuperSpyroFan, you dropped your wish again.

I wish I could meet everyone in Undertale.

Granted, but Flowey kills them.

I wish to shift shape.

Granted, but you are now trapped in another form forever.

I wish people didn't over-react.

Granted, but now they only under-react.

I wish I had a pet velociraptor.

Granted, but it eventually realizes its instincts and kills you.

I wish that dragons were real.

Granted, but... well... they're dragons, so they pretty much wipe out humanity.

I wish I no longer needed to sleep.

Granted, but you'll always want to sleep.

Quote: Starlight_Shine

Granted, but Flowey kills them.

No. Bad Flowey. Back in the flowerpot.


I wish I could stop losing my socks.

Wish granted, but now everywhere you look Socks magically spawn in huge piles, slowly getting bigger and bigger with no way to stop it. Ever.

I wish I wouldn't be so picky.

Wish granted, but now you NEED TO have everything or die.

I wish misunderstandings didn't happen.

Granted, but now people understand EXACTLY what you mean and can see right through all your lies.
Are you alright, redwes? Is there something you want to talk about?

I wish my homework would do itself.

Granted, but the homework doesn't know what it's doing and gives you bad grades.

I wish to be fireproof.

Wish granted, but this is achieved by removing all the oxygen from around you and you suffocate to death.

I wish I could decide what to have for dinner.

You are able to decide what to have, but it disappears before you can eat it.

I wish I had more money

Wish granted, but your mom steals it all.

I wish I could NEVER get lice.

Wish granted, but you always smell like the worst fart ever, so everyone runs away from you.

I wish that plants would smell better.

Wish granted, but you smell like plants.

I wish I could fly

Wish granted, but an airplane flies into you and you die.

I wish the Corrin amiibo was already out.