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"Show?" Said Hot Dog "Wait, NO DON'T MAKE ME LOOK! NO! NOOOOO!!!!!!" He puked out the window all over someone in the street.

"Yeah, that is really gross." Gill Said.

Hot Dog couldn't take it anymore, he shot a fireball at them.

back in the forest....

"are you in?" one said to prism break.

"First, i wanna see you guys fly."

Chill: OMG I'm sooo lost! HELP!!!

Rainbow Dash and Eruptor went into the forest.

Chill: *calls everyone on her iPhone:* Just in case I don't make it, I wanna tell everyone this: I'm madly in love with every boy on Earth!

"We found you!" Eruptor shouted.

"Try to kiss me and I'll send lava into your mouth and out your ass."

Chill: Yay! *Kisses all of them on the cheek*

"I hope your lips die in hell. Let's go." Eruptor said.

"Did I just get kissed by the weird girl?" Said Shroomboom, who then puked.

Eruptor puked.

Chill: I'm wierd? Why? *Starts crying*

The hooded ponies took flight.

*Chill runs away again*

Meanwhile in cantalawt....

Nightmare Moon began squishing gill grunt and hot dog's faces together.


"NOW KISS!"

"NO!" Shouted Hot Dog, who kicked her in the face just before she made them kiss.

Chill (calls Hot Dog) : Why am I so wierd? *cries*

"Um, Chill? Bad time to call, I'm kinda in the middle of hostage situation here... I'll call you back later" Said Hot Dog, he hung up.
"Hey, scary lady, why are you making my friends watch their friends do that?" Said Big Mac, Big Mac bucked Nightmare Moon like an apple tree.
"OMG YOUR HERE!" Said Hot Dog
"EEYUP!" Said Big Mac, "now could you help me kill this creepy lady?!
"eeyup!" Said HD, HD attacked NM
"DIE" Shouted BM

nightmare moon stood up.

"ONLY THE POWER OF THE 8 ELEMENTS CAN STOP ME!"

she used her magic to throw big mac into the forest.

"you know, maybe i can make you and gill grunt have fun!" she said, happily.

"well thank you for putting that wonderful image in my head." gill grunt said, queasily.

"NO! NO! NOOOOO!!!!!" Screamed Hot Dog, he jumped out the window.

"now he's gone, TAKE OFF YO' CLOTHES AND COVER YO' STUFF WITH THIS HAPPY MEAL!" she shouted.

Gill grunt followed hot dog.

Chill (calls ShroomBoom) : Why am I so wierd?*sobs*

Much to Hot Dog's surprise, he was caught by a giant bear-chested bull.

"You must be tough if you can jump out a castle window like that!" Said Iron Will

Chill: Wait.. this is voicemail.....*calls everyone*

Why am I wierd?

"NO! DO NOT MAKE ME TOUCH THAT! THE DEVIL IS IN THAT CLOWN!" Gill grunt said.

Before Shroomboom could answer Chill, he was flattened by Big Mac, who had fallen from the sky.
"That damn Nightmare Moons got Hot Dog and Gill Grunt hostage, making them watch Spyro and Cynder, um...having fun" Explained Big Mac

Chill: Well, looks like I'll be here forever. I'ma find some shelter. *finds a cave. knits a leaf blanket, catches some fish and deer, and settles in for the night.* Good night.

OOC: I thought Gill had escaped with Hot Dog

Chill: I can't sleep. I'll call someone and see if they can rescue me. *Calls everyone: I'm in the woods in a cave, I'm badly dehydrated, and I need help. Please come.*

Hot Dog got Chill's call.
"Yo, Mr. Bull?" Said Hot Dog
"Iron Will" Corrected Iron Will
"Yeah, whatever Steel Wool, could you take me to that Everfree forest place?" Said Hot Dog
"What about your Fish friend?" Said Iron Will
"He can wait" Said Hot Dog
They set off for the Everfree Forest.

OOC: he did.

Gill grunt flew after them.

"We're here Chill! Don't worry!" Shouted Hot Dog from outside the cave. They'd already arrived.

"I'm here too." Gill said.

Chill: Oh great. I am gonna die soon, and the boys will be so happy. Why am I wierd?

"Because you love every boy on earth! It's creepy, and wrong, and stra-IS THAT PINK LIPSTICK?"

Suddenly, the rocks blocking the caves entrance broke and Hot Dog ran in.
"Are you okay Chill?" He asked.

Chill: No. I'm badly dehydrated, and I am very sad. Why am I so wierd?

"I-I like pink lipstick." Gill Grunt said.

"Gill, you're the one with the water cannon..." Said Hot Dog "WAIT DON'T GET IT ANYWHERE NEAR ME I'LL DIE!"

Chill: You do? Anyways, what did I miss, like what happened while I was gone?

"Nightmare moon is perverted." Gill said.

He sprayed chill with water.

Chill: What does that mean? Anyway, what stuff did people do while I was gone?

"Gross ****."

Chill: Like what gross stuff?

"Do you really wanna know?" Asked Hot Dog

"You explain, hot dog."

Chill: Yes. I must be up to date with everything.

"Well, we need to know if you know how babies are made first..." Said Hot Dog

OOC: Can you say Chill doesn't? I've gotta funny joke depending on that...

Chill: Well, I don't really know. All I know is that it's bad.