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*Grima visits Minako's dream*

Grima: The showy stuff didn't work last time so I'm just going to get straight to the point: I need to come back to life. Worship me.

Minako: Wait.... where am I?

Viridi: I can so! But it's not my job to get me out of a forest when I can't see anything. How hard can that even be?

Grima: What, never heard of a dream before? It's the only way I can talk to anyone right now. So yeah, worship me?

Dark Pit: Well it's not my job either! Do you expect me to just instantly know my way out of here?

Falco: *is still with Peristeri*

Viridi: *Pauses* Well, yes, actually, I do.

Minako: This is a dream!? Does that mean I can do... *Blueberry muffins appear* YES IT DOES!!!

Grima: Well... yes, that works. I'd ask for a muffin but I'm kind of a weird spirit thing. Could you maybe focus on the fact that I'm trying to talk to you?

Dark Pit: Well... just... AGH! I don't know everything, and I can't do everything! Stop acting like I can! I'm not your stupid servant!

Viridi: I didn't even bring up the servant thing! And I just want to get out of the forest that's filled with...who knows what!

Minako: *Creating more and more muffins* What? I can't hear you!!!

Dark Pit: I don't care! Just leave me alone! *runs further into the forest*

Grima: Well this is... interesting. *tries to eat a muffin* Darn. Doesn't work. I bet they're tasty, too.

Viridi: Wait! Where did you go! Don't leave!

{ Best. Dream. Ever. }

(10/10 would dream again)

Minako: Okay enough muffins.... It's time we get serious....

Fox and Wolfgang: *walks around in circles*
Mollie and David: *starts walking*

(Same)

Grima: Good. Because I do plan to come back to life at some point. So maybe worship me?

Dark Pit: *stops behind a kinda nearby tree* I said leave me alone!

Minako: CUPCAKES!!! *A copy of Minato appears* Close enough!

Viridi: And you think you'd fly again if you left?

Grima: That's not what I'd call serious. And... wow. Would you just listen to me?

Dark Pit: Just leave me alone!

David and Mollie are still walking

Viridi: Fine then. *Starts walking in some direction*

Minako: Hey! You're ruining this. *She blasts Grima with muffins and cupcakes*

Grima: *is unfazed as they all pass through him* I've never actually been glad to have this form before.

Dark Pit: [Mumbling] I'm not some all powerful being. I have limits. Not like anyone cares.

Minako: Just leave!

David and Mollie: *walks to where Fox and Wolfgang are*

Viridi: *Ignores and walks away*

Grima: Actually i can't unless you wake up. Not sure why. So unless you want to end this dream you have to put up with me. Do you even know who I am?

Dark Pit: [Still mumbling] I kind of hope she walks into a tree.

Viridi: *Bangs into tree* OW!!!

Minako: No and I don't care! I'll just wake up! ..... How do I do that?

Fox: David and Mollie, aren't you supposed to be at the beach?
David: We came here to start looking for our dad

Grima: I'd roll my eyes if I had any right now. It was always so effective for being scary having six of them.... I don't know how to wake up. I don't usually sleep.

Minako: Uh... *She slaps herself and somehow she woke up* It worked!!!

(...
Points for creativity)

( thank you)

(I never would have thought of that )

Quote: WolvenAnakha

Viridi: *Bangs into tree* OW!!!

How did I miss this?

Dark Pit: *hears Viridi* Oh. I bet that was a tree.

(Well it takes a certain skill to come up with something like that)

Viridi: I have no idea what you're talking about. *Continues walking*

Dark Pit: Mmhmm.

Viridi: I thought you wanted to be left alone. *Walks faster*

Minako: Aaaaaaaand where did everybody go?

Dark Pit: I do, but I'd rather not have you end up dead. I'd like to fly again.

Viridi: And I'm sure it'd be easy to find another God willing to have you 'serve' them.

Dark Pit: No. It's really not. I wouldn't be here if it was. Do you have any idea how many gods refused to even consider granting me flight because of what I am?

Viridi: I'm ignoring that first part... Because of...what you are? I'm confused here, what does 'what' you are have anything to do with anything?

Mollie: Let's go find my dad

Dark Pit: I'm a stupid clone! A failed, stupid clone of an annoying angel, and nobody knows how hard it is for me to try to get flight without being called worthless and unnatural! And it's not like I can hide that I'm Pit's stupid copy what with him and his stupid goddess telling the whole world about me!

Viridi: I... *Pauses* Just so you...um...know, you're not any of those things. If you were, I would have been dead a long time ago. It's not you're fault you're a clone, you weren't the one standing in front of the mirror.

Mollie, David, Fox and Wolfgang: *starts searching for Falco*

Dark Pit: Yeah right. I'm sure you just want to get rid of me as soon as you can. What would the goddess of nature want with something as unnatural as me anyway?

Viridi: If I didn't want you here, you wouldn't be here. *Continues walking away*