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David: Since the cucumber talks and walks and has eyes and stuff.

Robin: *shrug* It's still a cucumber, in the end

A'Aunna: *pulls plunger off her mouth* Hey David, wanna cuddle?
David: *looking pervertedly at A'Aunna* Yeah.

Corrin: Get a room, you two

Takumi: Corrin.

Corrin: Oh yeah! At least get a corner.

David and A'Aunna: *goes to the corner and starts getting half naked and starts "cuddling"*

Corrin: *eats pancakes*

Robin: Where did you...? Never mind.

A'Aunna and David: *starts licking each other*

Larry-Boy: -hides in corner farthest away from Robin and Animal. The bitten off part somehow regenerates-

Sammy & Rush: *throws bombs at animal*

Oh yeah, I need pictures of Robin and Lucina because I do that.
Robin

Lucina


Corrin: The pickle is scared. What a scared pickle.

Jasmine: It's a cucumber!

David and A'Aunna: *puts clothes back on*
Falco and Katt: You okay LarryBoy?

Corrin: I'm trying to call it something like Lobster and Pineapple over there.

Takumi: Hey!

Ryoma: I'm the lobster, aren't I?

Corrin: Yep.

Robin: Oh gods, these people are royal? I fear for their kingdoms...

Sans: Robin, my name is Sans.
Toy Freddy: *jumpscares Robin*
Puppet: *jumpscares Robin*
Balloon Boy: Hi, hello, hahaha *repeated 100 times*

Robin: AHHH! *thoron at Toy Freddy and Puppet*

Jasmine: I wish we could fight a gold rathian...

Fishplate: Why do you have an obsession with rathians?

Jasmine: THEYRE MAJESTIC

Corrin: What do they look like?

Balloon Boy: Hi, Hello, Hahaha *repeated 1,000,000 times*

Jasmine: *shows Corrin a picture of a gold rathian*



Fishplate: And you carry around a picture of a gold rathian...

Corrin: IT IS MAJESTIC

Robin: *looks over* IT IS...

Jasmine: They are VERY violent. Their shell is absurdly strong, like gold I guess. They and venomous and they control the fire element!

Fishplate: Please stop...

Falco: OH MY GOODNESS!
Mollie: OMG!

Corrin: Sounds awesome. Kind of like a wyvern.

Robin: Yeah.

Anna: Did you say gold? *looks at picture* ITS A BEAUTIFUL THING

Falco: Sounds really badass.

Takumi: What's so exciting about some sort of really strong wyvern?

Jasmine: It is a wyvern. There is of course the regular rathian which is green, and the pink rathian. Oh yeah, there's the dread queen rathian too!

Camilla: *perks up* Dread queen? Are these things tameable?

Falco: Dread Queen, that name sounds horrifying.

Jasmine: A dread queen rathian is a regular rathian that avoided getting killed. It has enhanced everything and it's shell is a darker shade of green with the spikes turn purple.

Rush: the male is the rathalos. The regular rathalos is red, there is the azure rathalos and the silver rathalos. The dread King rathalos is like a dread queen rathian, but it's shells are a darker shade of red and the webbing on its wings are black.

Fishplate: Not you too!

Camilla: Well? Are they tameable?

Toy Freddy: *jumpscares Falco*
Falco: *is not afraid*

Rush: NOT TAMABLE, very violent... Unless you happen to have mind control powers... *shows picture of azure rathalos*



Fishplate: Wow, you have a picture too!

Mollie: *listens to The Slut Song*

Pit: -another portal opens up- what's in it now? -peers in- ITS A MINIOTAUR!
Mini Minotaur: -jumps out and slams axe on ground, hitting animal's chain. He is tiny, about the size of a baby- I'M A MINI MINOTAUR!
Animal: -Chases Larry-Boy-
Larry-Boy: Oh no! not again -runs-
Mini Minotaur: -Chases animal-
Dark Pit: and now we have a 3 way chase

Sammy: *chases mini Minotaur*

Fishplate: *switched to gore magala equipment* what do you think?

Sammy: Creepy

Jasmine: Your weapon is a lamp...

Fishplate: A powerful one made of darkness!

Picture of Mini Minotaur and Animal
Mini Minotaur


Animal (not that anyone didn't know him)

Haylei: LarryBoy, I dated 20 girls and 18 guys before.

Dark Pit: -turns on music- what? It fits?

Larry-Boy: What does this have to do with this chase?!?!?
Animal: ANIMAL EAT PICKLE
Mini Minotaur: I'LL KILL YOU ANY MINUTE-TAUR!!!

Dark Pit: Wait play that part about defeating a mini minotaur
(Quote is song)
Quote:

How do you defeat a mini minotaur? Many Minotaur taurs hate tartar sauce.They're deathly alergic to tartar sauce

Pit: That's it!/Does anyone have tartar sauce?

Haylei: *changes the song to I'm A Slave 4 You by Britney Spears*

Sammy: No I'll kill you! *chases mini Minotaur*

Rush: *turns off song* just no

*still on the ground* Ugh...... persona.... *Orpheus appears and chases after the minotaur*

(I forgot to show a pic of orpheus)

Larry-Boy:Anyone have TarTar sauce?

Fishplate: nope, does it go well with riceballs?

Falco: No
A'Aunna: Larry-Boy, Deez Nuts!
Haylei: *turns her "slut anthem" back on *

Pit: I think it goes well with fish sticks.
Dark pit:Wait, play the part when they get eaten
Quote:

Wait!What's that is his tum tum, Tim Tim (What?) it's a bottle of Tartar,Tim Tim. Someone before you tried to kill him!

Dark Pit: He has a unopened jar of TarTar in his stomach. Ok, one of us has to get eaten!

Rush: *turns it off and overloads speakers*

Haylei: Larry-Boy, listen to this song!