darkSpyro

Wish granted, but you will never be able to hide any single secret without the other understanding that you are doing things.

I wish for a diamond. *blinks eyes*

Wish granted, but your girlfriend takes it.


I wish I had a pet bird

BLACKWING STOP STEALING MAH DIAMONDS!

Wish granted, but it only survives for 10 days. (Call it pet-vac)

I wish for a new ......... Hair look?

wish granted, but your hairlook was created using deadly neurotoxin.


I wish BlackWing was real

Wish granted, but it was exscinded thousands of years before your arrival on earth.

I wish for nothing, nothing but quietness and love.

Your wish is granted, you're now in a room of "notthing".


I wish for people to finally start treating me like a normal human being.

Wish granted but everyone is now a chimp.

I wish to finally end the "get the gem" game and for nothing like it to ever be created ever again and for this to last forever wit no consequences on my part.

Wish granted, but it ends in one hundred years.

I wish that my good OC's existed in real life.

wish granted, but it's actually the size of a water molecule.

i wish for my brother to play football.

Your brother becomes a football.

I wish Fire Emblem Fates would come sooner...

Granted! It's released sooner, but the cut production time results in the worst game ever made.

Whoops, no wish, you got your hair caught in a ceiling fan.

I wish the shipping Peeta x Cato was cannon

It becomes canon, but right before the book detailing Peeta and Cato's steamy affair is announced, you die in a freak accident involving some gasoline, a robot, and 400 pounds of wild caught salmon filets.

I wish I had the Metal Gear Solid limited edition PS4.

Wish granted, but the only game the system will run is inFamous: Second Son. (Hey, I'm not that evil!)

I wish for a way to make others forget about, ahem, certain events in the past that happen to correlate with the full moon.

ill take it

Granted, but you're the only one who remembers, and you get placed in an insane asylum for blabbering about how it supposedly exists.

I wish for my wish to not be corrupted.

Wish granted... although you didn't really get anything positive or negative out of your wish. Just... a used up wish that wasn't corrupted.

I wish that Sonic '06 wasn't a glitchy mess that can only barely be called playable.

Granted, but it's popularity becomes so widespread that it's the only game anyone plays or talks about for years. Other developers shut down because they can't compete.

I wish I weren't so immensely tired right now.

Granted, but you need to sleep forever til the apocalypse.


I wish i knew all the skylanders and vehicles in skylanders superchargers

Granted, but you find that a glitch has made them inaccessible to you.

I wish I had a cool alien sidekick.

Granted, but he's so cool that you become the sidekick, and he inevitably leaves you in the dust.

I wish I had a time machine.

Granted, but you break space-time and the universe ceases to exist.

I wish I were an amazing drummer.

Granted, but your teacher is the really abusive one from Whiplash.

I wish I had a better singing voice.

Wish granted, but you get the most masculine, manly, bass singing voice possible.

I wish I wasn't so insecure.

Granted, but you're so self obsessed that everyone hates you.

I wish my headache went away.

Granted, but now you feel so good, your heart is too big and you need to get surgery and you're like, incapacitated for weeks

I wish I could date my crush and ave nothing bad happen to her or me or us

Granted, but misfortune befalls the rest of humanity and you're the only two people left in existence.

I wish I could accurately draw what I see in my mind.

Wish granted, but it only happens for a day, which then it goes to me for the rest of my life. (Cause you aren't the only one who has that problem.)

I wish for control and immunity to the ice element.

Granted, but your heart becomes frozen as well, and you become unable to love. How sad.

I wish for a George Foreman grill.

wish granted, but your grill has turned into a trap and sucked you in and locked you up.

i wish for my brother to copy StriderSwag's avatar...lol

He copys StriderSwag's avatar and you put it on, but you get gnorced for not giving credits about it in your sig

I wish for a corrupted wish

wish granted but only for 5 seconds. Then it does not exist.

I wish for something to happen.

You die. That's something, right?

I wish for a wish.

Granted, but it is corrupted.


I wish that this wish won't get corrupted in anyway. *trollface*

Wish granted, but then you the troll face falls on you and kills you. That had nothing to do with the wish!

I wish for corn. Just normal corn.

wish granted, but it's expired


I wish my next wish won't be corrupted in any way possible

Wish granted, but you die upon.making the wish


I wish for Azerath to be real.

It is but he died when you were born.
I wish for a corrupt wish.

Congratz. You get a cookie.

I also wish for a corrupted wish.

Wish granted. You get a normal wish, since your corrupted wish was to have a corrupted wish.

I wish for the powers of PARADOX!

Wish granted, but your paradox powers cause you to cease to exist.

I wish I was more equal.

Wush granted, but everyone gets just as equal as you.


I wish for a corrupted wish that cant be resrored or bended in.any way

Wish granted, but the logical fallacy of your wish causes reality to collapse on itself.

I wish for a glass of juice.

Wish granted, but it's beef-flavored.

I have not gotten any wish to corrupt.


I wish for Raven to teach me magic!

Wish granted, but Trigon then decides to make you into the vessel through which he will manifest and bring the end of the world.

I wish that I lived in Gravity Falls, Oregon.

Wish granted, but then every catastrophe that happens in the show gets dumped on you.

You know what I wish for? World peace, without a corruption in my wish.

Wish granted but with the world at peace there's not much to fight for so everyone who had worked in the army ends up with no job thus no money so people start fighting over money.


I wish for Raven to teach me magic while Trigon isn't such evil! Yeah!

Wish granted, but Raven dies before you were born, and Trigon is still evil

I wish for a corrupted wish.

Wish granted. Your Terraria world has now gotten Corruption!


I wish for wings!

Wish granted, but the wings fell off because you corrupted a wish that was supposed to be un-corruptable.

I wish for nothing!