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Someone offered me a job as a prostitute but I'm hesitant. [CLOSED]
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 9405
#1 Posted: 02:05:14 23/03/2014 | Topic Creator
Any help or advice?
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#2 Posted: 02:08:20 23/03/2014
What's the pay?
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 9405
#3 Posted: 02:09:53 23/03/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: wspyro
What's the pay?



$10 an hour.
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wspyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 4422
#4 Posted: 02:15:26 23/03/2014
Quote: somePerson
Quote: wspyro
What's the pay?



$10 an hour.



Well if you're up for to then I'm sure you'll do well.

THESE PUNS JUST KEEP CUMMING ONTO ME

I CAN'T STOP
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somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 9405
#5 Posted: 02:17:38 23/03/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: wspyro
Quote: somePerson
Quote: wspyro
What's the pay?



$10 an hour.



Well if you're up for to then I'm sure you'll do well.

THESE PUNS JUST KEEP CUMMING ONTO ME

I CAN'T STOP



But I can't do it! ;_;
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wspyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 4422
#6 Posted: 02:19:18 23/03/2014
Suggestive warning!

Is it that hard for you to be up for it???
Isn't it being hard suppose to make it more fun???
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 9405
#7 Posted: 02:19:45 23/03/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: wspyro
Suggestive warning!

Is it that hard for you to be up for it???
Isn't it being hard suppose to make it more fun???



It hurts my butt hole. :(
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wspyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 4422
#8 Posted: 02:21:25 23/03/2014
Suggestive warning!

Well we all have our taste.
I prefer to only eat tacos. Burritos don't go to well on me.
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#9 Posted: 02:22:25 23/03/2014
THIS TOPIC THO
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#10 Posted: 02:24:25 23/03/2014
Quote: DragonCamo
THIS TOPIC THO


AND THIS IS WITH BEING CAREFUL WITH WHAT ONE SAYS.
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somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 9405
#11 Posted: 02:34:42 23/03/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: wspyro
Suggestive warning!

Well we all have our taste.
I prefer to only eat tacos. Burritos don't go to well on me.



But I like hot sauce on mine.
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#12 Posted: 02:39:51 23/03/2014
I swear to god I'm never bringing something from FB on here ever again.
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#13 Posted: 02:48:14 23/03/2014
Quote: somePerson
Quote: wspyro
Suggestive warning!

Well we all have our taste.
I prefer to only eat tacos. Burritos don't go to well on me.



But I like hot sauce on mine.


I don't.
I do like if the meat is juicy. Dry is just boring and just kills it.
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 9405
#14 Posted: 02:50:03 23/03/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: wspyro
Quote: somePerson
Quote: wspyro
Suggestive warning!

Well we all have our taste.
I prefer to only eat tacos. Burritos don't go to well on me.



But I like hot sauce on mine.


I don't.
I do like if the meat is juicy. Dry is just boring and just kills it.



Do I need to spread my legs?
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Dark Lord Platinum Sparx Gems: 7372
#15 Posted: 02:55:44 23/03/2014
What am I looking at? ;-;
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wspyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 4422
#16 Posted: 03:01:27 23/03/2014
Quote: somePerson
Quote: wspyro
Quote: somePerson



But I like hot sauce on mine.


I don't.
I do like if the meat is juicy. Dry is just boring and just kills it.



Do I need to spread my legs?



If it helps you eat? I prefer just to eat normally.
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 9405
#17 Posted: 03:02:29 23/03/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: wspyro
Quote: somePerson
Quote: wspyro


I don't.
I do like if the meat is juicy. Dry is just boring and just kills it.



Do I need to spread my legs?



If it helps you eat? I prefer just to eat normally.



Do you like cool ranch on it?
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#18 Posted: 03:03:03 23/03/2014
I believe I'm going to have to give you one piece of advice:

Steer clear of anyone that bought you with Balboas in America.
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#19 Posted: 03:10:36 23/03/2014
Quote: somePerson
Quote: wspyro
Quote: somePerson



Do I need to spread my legs?



If it helps you eat? I prefer just to eat normally.



Do you like cool ranch on it?



Never tried it. Maybe I will like it.
Cynderluv8801 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3305
#20 Posted: 03:14:05 23/03/2014
Are you guys talking about eating Taco Bell?

No?

Alright..
Captain Clueless away!!
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#21 Posted: 03:16:55 23/03/2014
Cool ranch is terrible. STEER CLEAR!
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#22 Posted: 08:23:59 23/03/2014
Quote: Cynderluv8801
Are you guys talking about eating Taco Bell?

No?

Alright..
Captain Clueless away!!



Depends on the way you look at it, dear. XP
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#23 Posted: 08:27:27 23/03/2014
Quote: Dark Lord
What am I looking at? ;-;



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*Usually keeps count of a Quote counter but is lazy and forgets*
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#24 Posted: 08:39:55 23/03/2014
Quote: somePerson
Quote: wspyro
Quote: somePerson



Do I need to spread my legs?



If it helps you eat? I prefer just to eat normally.



Do you like cool ranch on it?

why would you put cool ranch on your dick
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#25 Posted: 10:36:32 23/03/2014
These jokes are terrible.
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#26 Posted: 11:08:51 23/03/2014
This topic is bootiful tho ;-;
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#27 Posted: 13:18:06 23/03/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: arceustheprime
Quote: somePerson
Quote: wspyro



If it helps you eat? I prefer just to eat normally.



Do you like cool ranch on it?

why would you put cool ranch on your dick



I like it you meanie head. :(
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assassinelf Yellow Sparx Gems: 1180
#28 Posted: 13:20:11 23/03/2014
You like cool ranch.... So you put it on a place.... That uf your mouth ever touched you'd be undeniably gay?
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#29 Posted: 13:21:15 23/03/2014
Quote: wspyro
Suggestive warning!

Well we all have our taste.
I prefer to only eat tacos. Burritos don't go to well on me.


Les Be 'onest, WSpyro....
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#30 Posted: 13:24:06 23/03/2014
I suck at making puns.
But Wspyro, have you ever tried a burrito?
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#31 Posted: 15:17:06 23/03/2014
Quote: assassinelf
I suck at making puns.
But Wspyro, have you ever tried a burrito?



Depends on what burrito we're talking about.
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#32 Posted: 18:31:53 23/03/2014
Hehehehehehehehehehe

Which kind did you think?
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#33 Posted: 18:35:24 23/03/2014
i'd do it if i were you.
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#34 Posted: 18:45:21 23/03/2014
Quote: assassinelf
Hehehehehehehehehehe

Which kind did you think?



The one I eat.
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#35 Posted: 18:46:24 23/03/2014
But one eats both.
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#36 Posted: 19:00:37 23/03/2014
*Wink*
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#37 Posted: 19:06:35 23/03/2014
So the meatier one?
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#38 Posted: 19:09:44 23/03/2014
Quote: assassinelf
So the meatier one?


Well that depends on how you like your burrito. I like mine with lots of meat~
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#39 Posted: 19:11:24 23/03/2014
That's exactly the point >.>
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#40 Posted: 19:11:27 23/03/2014
^What "meat" do you mean? smilie
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#41 Posted: 19:13:36 23/03/2014
Exactly smilie
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#42 Posted: 19:14:41 23/03/2014
I dunno, I realy like My Pancake with losts of Ice-Cream smilie
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#43 Posted: 19:15:58 23/03/2014
Quote: assassinelf
That's exactly the point >.>


Use your imagination, honeybuns!
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#44 Posted: 19:16:40 23/03/2014
Hehehe
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#45 Posted: 19:17:41 23/03/2014
I dunno, anyone of you ever done it with a Burito anyways?
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#46 Posted: 19:21:34 23/03/2014
Well, my brother and a few of my sisters like tacos, but a few of my sisters and I like burritos.

And muscles.
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#47 Posted: 22:00:03 23/03/2014
smilie This topic.....smilie I'm laughing

On the inside.
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#48 Posted: 22:02:24 23/03/2014
Quote: assassinelf
Well, my brother and a few of my sisters like tacos, but a few of my sisters and I like burritos.

And muscles.


Burrito's are pretty cool, but how about wieners? Anyone ever just put a wiener in their mouth every now and then?
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#49 Posted: 22:16:38 23/03/2014
Quote: somePerson
Any help or advice?



Charge $5 per inch.
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#50 Posted: 23:53:31 23/03/2014
Quote: Rickorio
XD This topic.....XD I'm laughing

On the inside.



I'm sure our insides are very happy right now.
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