darkSpyro

Males everywhere are suffering from people hit in the balls! Mostly at schools and it ****ing hurts and I am sick of it! I get hit in the nuts on a weekly basis and it needs to stop!

Join me with a petition if you are fed up too!

1. wreckingballbob
2. TorchSheep

I am serious about this!

EDITED.

unless you've been a real douchebag nobody deserves to be harmed anywhere

and no it's not sexual assault. sexual assault is forcing / threatening another person to do a sexual act against their will.

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unless you've been a real douchebag nobody deserves to be harmed anywhere

and no it's not sexual assault. sexual assault is forcing / threatening another person to do a sexual act against their will.

Isn't that rape?

Isn't sexual assault harming someone in a sexual organ?

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Isn't that rape?

Isn't sexual assault harming someone in a sexual organ?

rape is a form of sexual assault.

Its kinda both....you can rape somebody and hurt thier organs if you want to

NotthathathapoendwithmeoopsIslippedit.

Seriously, take my word: It ****ing hurts...

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Quote: wreckingballbob

Isn't that rape?

Isn't sexual assault harming someone in a sexual organ?

rape is a form of sexual assault.

Well yeah... So hurting someone in a sexual organ is assault or sexual assault?

hurting someone ANYWHERE is assault

sexual assault includes actions like groping, rape and other horrific things like that

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Its kinda both....you can rape somebody and hurt thier organs if you want to

NotthathathapoendwithmeoopsIslippedit.

Seriously, take my word: It ****ing hurts...

Okay I understand that it obviously hurts both genders.

I think this went off topic I kinda just meant this for nut shots because they p*** me off.

I can understand they do....

But I am a female, sorry

Quote: NINJAsk11

I can understand they do....

But I am a female, sorry

I think it can hurt just as much on a female but it happens much less and I think it depends on how you hit.

*signed*
End the madness :'(

Mah, maby you take the pain wrong? If you were to kick my parts I would laugh....laugh because I like it....

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Mah, maby you take the pain wrong? If you were to kick my parts I would laugh....laugh because I like it....

But it makes it hard to breathe and is painful. Sometimes it make people roll on the floor crying.

You would laugh? Even though it would be painful? Wikipedia says it can hurt just as much as male hits but it is much harder to make the same pain happen for a female. Also male nut shots can cause someone to never have children.

So? Wen somebody cuts into my whomp I'd laugh and shrug it off! Kids!? Why should I create them? They'll die anyways.

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So? Wen somebody cuts into my whomp I'd laugh and shrug it off! Kids!? Why should I create them? They'll die anyways.

Someone cuts in to your whom?

Yes, yes they did.....

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Yes, yes they did.....

Damn... That sucks. Well, other people may want kids though.

I don't even know if I want to or if I can anymore.

If you cant...you can always adopt one kid

Eh, sure, why not?

This petition will... go nowhere.

Even if it was 'successful', people would still do it.
You'll probably end up hitting that area on accident more than other people inflicting harm upon you there.

I had a dodgeball thrown at my balls, the agony
It was like a cannon

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Mah, maby you take the pain wrong? If you were to kick my parts I would laugh....laugh because I like it....

omg! You are kidding, yes? Have you ever been kicked there, hmm? Let me tell you something..it hurts I mean it REALLY hurts. Omg I could barely walk after getting kicked there. I do declare that if I ever get in another fight with some bimbo over a guy, I WILL protect myself!! I really don't think you'd laugh, you would do the same as I did..*crawl away in pain* Oh and yes, the fight did end. She didn't get the guy, and neither did I. Ah yes school day memories! ^.^

Wear a cup.

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Mah, maby you take the pain wrong? If you were to kick my parts I would laugh....laugh because I like it....

omg! You are kidding, yes? Have you ever been kicked there, hmm? Let me tell you something..it hurts I mean it REALLY hurts. Omg I could barely walk after getting kicked there. I do declare that if I ever get in another fight with some bimbo over a guy, I WILL protect myself!! I really don't think you'd laugh, you would do the same as I did..*crawl away in pain* Oh and yes, the fight did end. She didn't get the guy, and neither did I. Ah yes school day memories! ^.^

but ur profile says ur a girl

She's talking about her special place (down low)

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Mah, maby you take the pain wrong? If you were to kick my parts I would laugh....laugh because I like it....

omg! You are kidding, yes? Have you ever been kicked there, hmm? Let me tell you something..it hurts I mean it REALLY hurts. Omg I could barely walk after getting kicked there. I do declare that if I ever get in another fight with some bimbo over a guy, I WILL protect myself!! I really don't think you'd laugh, you would do the same as I did..*crawl away in pain* Oh and yes, the fight did end. She didn't get the guy, and neither did I. Ah yes school day memories! ^.^

but ur profile says ur a girl

I'm a woman. Your profile says you are female, yes? Then me saying I was kicked there, you must know where there is, yes?

I disagree, I mean the reason why you get kicked there is either some dumbass picked a fight with you, OR you tried harassing a person. It's a thing called "Self defense" and I will kick males in the nuts if they tried to harass in any physical form. I don't care if they get cut from a kick to that part either, they should've thought about not even bothering to attack to save their 'precious' dick.

Never get nutshotted, and you probably got hit because you deserved it.

Atleast it isn't as bad as having a period.

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Atleast it isn't as bad as having a period.

Sorry if I sound rude in anyway, but how is it any better than a period?

what in the hell is going on in this thread

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Quote: Underian

Atleast it isn't as bad as having a period.

Sorry if I sound rude in anyway, but how is it any better than a period?

I'm not a girl but based on what I know... Periods last longer. Getting one's balls murdered lasts for less than 10 minutes. Sure you might throw up and it feels a lot worse, but I think periods would be more of a hassle because there's no stopping it. While this can be prevented.

WBB, why are you getting assaulted in the testicles weekly? I've only gotten kicked there once and that's because I was continuously mocking someone for like twenty minutes and they got sick of it and sent me home without my lunch.

Well, as a little kid (elementary school age), I'd get hit there ALL the time. Now, I don't get hit there that often (on purpose at least).

Probably the worst time ever, was when I got hit straight in the nuts with a tennis ball at point black range.

I have iron balls.

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Mah, maby you take the pain wrong? If you were to kick my parts I would laugh....laugh because I like it....

This explains the 20,000 kiddies

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what in the hell is going on in this thread

It's nuts!
Ha Ha..ha....ha...hmm...

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what in the hell is going on in this thread

It's nuts!
Ha Ha..ha....ha...hmm...

That post was beautiful

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Atleast it isn't as bad as having a period.

Sorry if I sound rude in anyway, but how is it any better than a period?

I'm not a girl but based on what I know... Periods last longer. Getting one's balls murdered lasts for less than 10 minutes. Sure you might throw up and it feels a lot worse, but I think periods would be more of a hassle because there's no stopping it. While this can be prevented.

WBB, why are you getting assaulted in the testicles weekly? I've only gotten kicked there once and that's because I was continuously mocking someone for like twenty minutes and they got sick of it and sent me home without my lunch.

Well yeah, but little cramps and such shedding isn't exactly as painful, though it lasts quite longer than a kick in the nuts. But a kick in the nuts can be quite fatal to you dependent on how hard the kick was, heck you can actually become sterile if the kick was super hard and with steel toe boots. While a period cannot be fatal, unless if you are well what's the word I'm looking for... Hemo-something.... Well you get the idea there's a chance that you can bleed to death, but it's not common.

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**** this topic sideways

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I have iron balls.

You had a chance for a joke, and you ruined it.

I think you shouldn't touch anyones private parts unless in self defense, Men and Women both have ups and downs going on down there, and that this topic is very strange.

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I think you shouldn't touch anyones private parts unless in self defense, Men and Women both have ups and downs going on down there, and that this topic is very strange.

nah i think only men have ups and downs going on down there

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I think you shouldn't touch anyones private parts unless in self defense, Men and Women both have ups and downs going on down there, and that this topic is very strange.

that sounded wrong in many ways

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