darkSpyro

The Walmart truck pulled up. The employee lifted the back of the truck, and pulled out a box of skylanders. Then another. Then even more.

And before you knew it, every single new Skylander was on the shelves. Slobber tooths, zoo Lous, and smolderdashes galore.

But there was one lone character. A twin blade chop chop. But he wasn't normal. He had big ideas. This is the start of a story I like to call Toy Meets World.

Chapter 1: They Call Me “The Crazy”

As the new skylanders graced the shelves, one skylander was unhappy.
“more souls sent to rot here..” said a voice from the back of the 7th shelf.

“would you stop that! it’s VERY nice here!” said a lone rubble rouser, at the front of shelf 2.

“you don’t know that, you just arrived last week.”

“and you’ve been here since..”

“2013.”

rubble rouser stood silenced. his hammer fell to the ground.

“i-i- had no idea! so very sorry!”

“don’t be sorry. be glad. you just learned.”

“learned what?”

“it’s not nice to assume about me.”

rubble rouser froze into his freeform.

but what does it mean?

it’s when a skylander uses his/her mind to remove the base, and become a free flowing being.

this process is reverse-able as well.

“hey, look! rubble’s talking to the crazy!” said a thorn horn camo.

“crazy? crazy is cool!” said a grim creeper, in the same box.

“no it’s not! he’s been shunned. shun him, grimmy.”

“okay..”

but then a thud was heard. a tiny thud. like a rock falling thud. but this thud resulted in a movement.

a series 3 twin blade chop chop fell from the peg. but the had a problem. his face was completely blue. he was blind.

“THE CRAZY HAS MOVED! RUN!” screamed a countdown, he closed his eyes and curled up.

then, chop chop spoke.

“they call me the crazy. yes, i am the crazy. and i’m PROUD to be the crazy. so, let me see... double trouble.”

Chapter 2: Old Friend

another thud was heard. lo and behold, a series 1 double trouble fell from the peg.

“DUBBY!’

“C-DOGE!”

they pushed towards each other in slo-mo.

“you’re pushing to the left.. that’s good... now a little more... GOOD!” said double trouble. since chop chop was blind, he guided him through it all.

“so, what have we figured out about the world of light.” said chop chop. he went freeform and wandered around his bubble.

“well, it’s got big signs. big yellow signs. but i can’t read so yeah.”

“what else?”

“flying machines known as ‘megabombs.’ very big. and they drop bombs. very literally.”

chop chop gulped hard. “the megabombs? sounds... sinister”

“very much so. We're trying as hard as we can to find the paint. But we can only get so far with the megabombs around." Said a grilla drilla. He was secured even better than Fort Knox.

But the thing with grilla drillas is odd. They cannot move. They have no legs.

"We are doing our best to blend in." Said chop chop. "We're not crazy. And even if we were, why not be crazy?"

"Because crazy dosen't get you bought!" Screamed thorn horn Camo. Grim creeper cried in the corner..

"Why is crazy shunned..."

"Because CRAZY IS BAD!"

Double trouble looked up.

"No. You're the bad guy."

Camo was surprised. "Excuse me? I'm quite offended"

"You are bad. Give it up." Said double trouble. He took his staff and stuck it in the bottom corner of his box.

"Don't you even think about it."

Double trouble moved his staff across the rim of plastic.

"You did it!" Said grilla.

"Whoa!" Said rubble rouser.

Double trouble was opened. And mad.

chapter 3 involves deaths. Lots of deaths. It comes soon.

Chapter 3: Megabomb Encounter

Double trouble fell to the side. He moved to the left like a beached fish.

"You're gonna pay for this, thorn horn!"

Thorn horn Camo made a very rude finger gesture to double.

Double trouble kept moving until he got to the shelf pegs. He climbed up them like a rock wall.

"Go double!" Shouted rubble rouser. He picked up his hammer.

Double trouble made it to the top, where the Arkeyan crossbow was. Camo aimed the crossbow at double trouble, ready to shoot.

Then a whirring noise was heard. And it got louder. And louder. Then a shape came from the toy isle.

It was a air hogs Megabomb. It just came closer.

Grim creeper flipped. He jumped up and knocked Camo away from the crossbow. He aimed the crossbow at the Megabomb.

Camo got up and tackled grim. He beat him down and slapped him.

Then grim creeper took his scythe and, with a quick movement, chopped camo's head clean off.

He then took the reigns of the crossbow and shot the Megabomb. It came swirling down.

It crash landed on top of fire kraken's box.

Fire kraken screamed. He went free form and tried to shake the package free, but it was no use.

Fire kraken was carried away.

***

Fire kraken was being flown into a dark room, into the "back", as it was called. Then, he was flown to an oven. An active microwave.

A hooded toy opened the doors.

The helicopter dropped fire kraken into the microwave, and flew out quickly.

The doors closed.

Even though fire kraken was a fire element, the heat of the 10 min death roast, as the hooded toy called it, killed him.

Something is going on.

Chapter 4: Aftershock

Grim creeper shook. He was scarred for life.

Every other grim creeper was scary. Evil. Mean. But this guy wanted to be new. He wanted to be humane. But now that he'd chopped his only friend's head off, he was feeling very sterotypical.

"Calm down! You saved us all from the Megabomb!" Said grilla Drilla.

"I feel bad. REALLY BAD!"

"But you saved us! We're very proud of you."

"NO! S-STAY AWAY! I'M SCARED TO TOUCH ANYONE!"

"Calm down. Remember, why be normal?"

Grim creeper stared blank for a second.

"I gotta get out of here. NOW!"

"Dude, why?" Said rubble rouser.

"The head! We'll get thrown away! GET ME OUT!"

The crossbow was lowered down to the floor. Grim creeper cut his way out.

"Whew. I'm free. Now, I'll live behind the starter packs. And now... I won't be pressured. I'll be who I want.

Grim creeper stood in shock. A molten hot dog stood infront of grim creeper, new in box.

"A PUPPY! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!"

Chop chop smiled. He knew he had helped someone.

Chapter 5: Escape

The store was busy today.

People rushed in and bought nearly everything.

But this was bad as well. Over the overhead speakers, a man shouted "EVERYTHING MUST GO!"

Chop chop gasped. "We're busting out."

The other skylanders we're surprised.

"WHAT!?" Said many of them.

"The store closes today."

The skylanders we're shocked. They needed to get out.

But chop chop took the first step. He quickly sliced around the plastic bubble.

The other skylanders took after him. They got out.

Even molten hot dog got out.

But one by one, helicopters flew over the display and took random skylanders.

"Guys, let's go!" Shouted rubble rouser.

An eye brawl pushed a shopping cart, loaded with skylanders,to the exit.

The skylanders that made it out are average. But not all of them.

Chop chop
Double trouble
Molten hot dog
Grilla Drilla
Rubble rouser
Lightcore Wham Shell
Lightcore Warnado
Lightcore flashwing
And grim creeper made it out, and are nowhere near average.

This forms our main group. The toys that meet world.

When they got out, they were surprised. They saw they were part of something big.

They were part of a mall.

- - -

Chapter 6

Divide and nickname

the skylanders rejoiced. they were only part of a bigger picture.

but as a party went on, chop chop met with others. a special group of others.

“hey c-doge! i saw some guys that’d be useful to our team..” said double trouble

“who?” said chop chop.

“well we’ve got 3 lightcores, the grim creeper happy guy, grilla, rubble, and this random drobot...”

“what makes them special?”

“lightcore flashwing with 1 wing is a torch light. warnado can be a distraction. he’s also kind of a pervert. and wham shell.. he’s not very talkative.”

“good. but what about grim’s dog?”

“he’s a bit too revealing. a walmart exclusive wandering around a TRU? we’d be spotted instantly.”

“so he’s out?”

“yep.”

“okay then. how about we gather them?”

“and why are we doing this again?

“i want to break into a store. not a jewelry store, but a toysrus, then a house. we’ll take over. we’ll be accepted as kings. then we’d be more than crazy. we’d be crazy gods.”

double trouble brought over grim creeper, the 3 lightcores, and a series 2 drobot.

“i have brought you here today....” said double trouble.

“to open us?” said lightcore flashwing.

“hey, i thought you were ‘scared’ of people touching you after the incident.. now you’ve got 2 holes!” said warnado.

“HEY!”

“what? i’m known to be one of those people. or turtles. i don’t care.”

wham shell stood silent.

“so, we’re needed for a plan... i could be helpful.” said series 2 drobot

“yeah! we’re breaking in!” shouted grim creeper.

“well, let’s get nicknames. i’ll be the crazy.” said chop chop.

“how about troubled command?” said double trouble.

“i’ll be cleverbot.” said drobot.

“GLAD CREEPER!” shouted... you know who.

“torchwing.”

“Pervnado.”

“sergeant drilla.”

“and for me... hmmm... how about just rubble.”

“and we’ll just call wham shell wham shhh.” said glad creeper.

and now our heroes have become unique. soon the’ll leave everyone else in the dust and become crazy gods.

Chapter 7: Pervnado finds a secret store

Pervnado wandered around the closed mall. He stared at Victoria's Secret models for hours on end. He chased his tail. He did private things.

Then he stumbled across a sleeping torchwing. He had a perverted idea.

He reached his claw inside the hole in her side. He moved the Lightcore light to the hole.

Flashwing woke up right in the middle of his operation

"huh? What the.... HEY! YOU LITTLE..."

Torchwing blinded pervnado with her light hole.

"OH GOD! My eyes!"

Pervnado had a piece of paper in hs claw. Flashwing ripped it from his hand and read it.

"Look behind the third door. Door number 3! Right at the end of the mall!"


After an hour, She opened the door.

ABout 50 feet away, a best buy was there, in the parking lot.

"Well.. We just found a whole stash of friends." Said Warnado.

Chapter 8: a new edition

Chop chop was guided by Double trouble to the first Skylander store, GameStop.

There were many opened skylanders on the floor.

"Hey! Who's the blind guy and mr series 1?" Shouted a mega ram spyro.

"We need a special Skylander. Someone who's not normal." Said chop chop.

In the back of the shelves, a slobber tooth with no lower jaw tried to get their attention.

"MEH! MEH MEH MEH!"

"I hear something." Said chop chop.

"You mean the mehs? That's slobbler. He's... Special." Said a knockout Terrafin.

"Just what I need!" Said chop chop. "Give him to me."

Then, slobbler tooth was lowered and handed over to chop chop.

"H!? EH BEH MEVED!"

"Hey! This guy sounds like an ermahgerd guy!"

"How about we call him ermahgerd."

"Good!"

Ermahgerd was opened and escorted out of the store.

"ERMAHGERD! ERM ERPEND!"

- - -

Chapter 9: Toy Kart, Part 1

Chop chop, double trouble, and slobber tooth wandered in to the toysrus in the mall.

What they saw was surprising! There were 8 toy teams racing!

The superheroes (these guys are dumb as rocks so they don't stand a chance)
The angry birds (pretty smart, they could do it)
Dolls (oh come on!)
Ponies (****!)
Stuffed animals (the really small ones)
The toy cars (well, we're screwed)
The infinity (represented by crystal lightning McQueen being ridded by jack Skellington.)
And the skylanders, which was just a Magna charge.

"Weh ah weh?"

"Looks like these guys race every night."

"Heh de ye kne su meh?"

"When one sense goes, everything else gets stronger."

"Yeh blehnd?"

"Yes. That's why I have a seeing eye double trouble."

"That's me!"

"Seh weh gehhna rahc eh whet?!"

"I guess! Hey, let's go meet up with someone."

The three walked over to a small, slim man in the action figure category.

"Hey! Wanna race?" Said the man.

"Yehp! Weh cahem teh rahece!"

"Well lemme introduce myself. I'm body builder Ben. Just move my arms and I go from slim to ripped in 60 seconds!"

Slobber tooth moved ben's arms. In about a minute, he was ripped.

"Thank you! Now, let's take you to the kart builder."

The skylanders we're walked to the lego isle.

"You just take some lego sets and mix the parts!"

They took a bat mobile, a dinosaur catcher 4x4, and a blue recycling truck.

"Now, let's Ooga Booga these parts together and we'll be racing in no time!" Said double trouble.

Grim creeper walked in. He saw the karts and immediately hijacked jack's ride.

"HEY! Who do you think you a- well hi. Please don't take other people's karts. I'm jack Skellington. Who are you?"

Grim creeper stood silent for a second. He back stepped into the toy car isle.

He came back 5 minutes later in a all black jeep toy.

"Try and beat the grim jeeper, pumpkin head!"

Jack jumped on his ride.

"HOW DARE YOU TREAT MY FRIENDS SO HORRIBLY! now you make made me mad. And that's very grim for you."

Jack and grim creeper took off in a race. The crowd was shocked.

Chapter 10: Toy Kart, Part 2

the two undead beings raced across the store. quickly, all the other karts followed.

jack threw flaming pumpkins at grim. grim creeper just drove ahead.

“YEAAAAAAAAH!’ shouteds grim creeper. he went off track and drove into the lego isle.

he smashed through countless legos and a blue pony.

double trouble saw grim creeper drive through the legos.

“Is that... grim creeper? choppy, we need to help him!”

slobber tooth had finished his batmobile dino catcher recycling truck race car.

“teh! eh dohn!”

“good. now drive that thing to follow grim creeper!”

the cart took off down the tracks, after grim creeper.

grim creeper sped ahead, running into stuff.

jack followed in his crystal mcqueen, throwing flaming pumpkins

“get back here!” shouted jack. grim creeper just sped up.

- - -

slobber tooth’s kart sped forward. it was equipped with rocket launchers, a net gun, and a ability to pick up cars.

“Greh cheppeh! GEH OHVH HE!”

the doll kart sped up behind slobber tooth.

“heh bahbeh! heh beht dehs feh ‘leh geh pehty!’ HEH!”

the rocket launchers turned backwards and blew up the doll kart.

“lehks lehk yeh geht BEHMED!”

slobber tooth’s cart caught up with grim creeper.

“chem weth meh!”

“i guess..”

grim creeper was picked up.

but jack had not stopped. he stopped infront of the kart.

“now... i will take you... to-”

but slobber tooth ran over jack and mcqueen.

“pehpmkehn kehng gahwt skwahed!”

“now let’s get out of here.”

but then a spy rise dropped from the sky, right infront of them.

“TAKE ME! me and my buddy know things... dangerous things.”

a wind-up fell from the sky.

“very dangerous things!”

chop chop and double trouble walked over to them, with ben.

“you know what!?” said ben.

“we know... about a man... who knows a secret... that could end us. not just us, but all toys!” said wind up.

“you’re in. c’mon crew, let’s go.”

and the skylanders, plus ben, walked out.

Chapter 11: Albert

Wind up got a paper and some crayons and drew a highly detailed image of a large, 47 year old man with a beard and glasses. He had a big nose.

"This is Albert. He's the manager of toysrus. What he knows is that skylanders are alive. He plans to sell us and/or destroy us." Said wind-up.

"He also takes the first pick of the skylanders. He takes the variants and sells them." Said spy rise.

Wind up Drew a picture of a purple lightning rod.

"We rescued this guy from Albert a month ago. We call him Zeus. That's his code name."

"Because saying purple lightning rod would ruin our cover." Said spy rise

wind-up rolled his eyes. “obviously.”

“so where is zeus?” said double trouble.

“he’s hidden in a place we like to call toy city. it’s a work in progress. we’ve taken over the basement overnight.” said wind-up

“we have a basement!?” said ben. he then went skinny again.

“yep! the stairs are located in the ‘staff only’ areas of the mall.” said spy rise.

“so let’s go to toy city.” said chop chop.

“oh yeah! since the mall opens in half an hour, we can’t blow our cover. we’ll wait until tonight.” said spy rise.

“deh yeh heve pehnt feh chep chep?”

“sadly, no..” said wind up.

“well i guess we should go to a store.” said double trouble. he made his way to target.

“i’ll go with him. hey dubby, wait for c-doge!” said chop chop.

the two walked away.

wind up and spy rise went to toysrus.

* * *

albert opened the doors to toysrus.

“welcome kids...”

3 children and their mom and dad ran in the store. they went straight to the skylanders section.

this toysrus was pretty poorly managed. since the skylanders opened themselves, loose toys were strewn around the floor.

the 3 children picked out a legendary night shift and went to other isles of the store.


albert picked up a loose star strike and went to his office.

there in his office, sat a huge bucket full of paint stripper and water. the paint stripper erodes and melts plastic, the water kills all functioning electronics. he called it... “The Stuff.”

“so... you think you can elude me, little magic woman?” said albert. “WELL I’M SMARTER THAN THAT!”

the lightcore star strike turned her head. she went freeform and dropped from alber’s cheeto-dusted hand.

albert grabbed the star strike, nearly crushing her with his fist.

“wanna see a demonstration?” he said. he dropped a toy car in the stuff.


the car’s plastic began to degrade into colored power. the metal wheels sank to the bottom.

“now, do you want to be sold as a magic toy, or die?”

star strike spoke.

“i’d rather die.”

“okay.”

and star strike was dunked in the stuff.

Chapter 12: Toy City

after the mall had closed, chop chop double trouble, slobber tooth, and grilla drilla were guided to toy city by wind up.

“it’s great! everyone gets a barbie dreamhouse, and for mr. drilla, we have a special gift for you.”

the skylanders had reached toy city.

there were tons of toys. barbies having tea parties, race cars racing, action figures fighting, legos building things, and a full on neighborhood of barbie houses.

“wow! this is amazing!” said double trouble.

“let us explain. after albert was appointed manager of toysrus, he found a action figure wandering around. he then sold it on the internet. then the next few, he sold. but then he got complaints that the toys did not move. that’s because we can go freeform only when wanted. he then created the stuff. then he destroyed any moving toy he saw.” said wind up.

“seh weh weh lehve?”

“here.” wind up pointed them to a massive toy airplane wreck, converted into a home.

“awesome.” said grilla drilla. “so what’s the gift?”

spy rise rolled out a wheeled packaging holder for grilla drilla.

“awesome. lemme at it!”

grilla drilla was lowered into the holder. he moved around perfectly.

“now, let’s get the others!”

rubble rouser, the lightcores, and grim creeper went into toy city.

“wow! now i have a house... and a bed... and a girl.” said warnado.

“WTF!?” shouted flashwing.

wham shell stood silent. he looked around and walked over to a rc helicopter launch base.

“i forgot to mention that.” said spy rise.

“well then, what are we gonna do about albert?” said chop chop.

“well, you see.... me and spy rise are gonna get rid of his job. we’re gonna get him fired. or arrested. either one is great.” said wind-up.

wind up drew a picture of albert with roller skates on, holding naked barbies, with feathers glued to him.”

“every friday night, he cracks open a bottle of beer and sits down in his office and strips barbies. what we’re gonna do is use a giant rubber band chain and roller skates to get him out of his office, into a bucket of glue and feathers. then the barbies are glued to his hands. BOOM! albert=fired.” said wind up. “and we’re doing it in... 24 hours.”

- - -

Chapter 13: Al-busted

it was nighttime. albert brought 10 barbies and a bottle of bud light into his office.

“ah yes, it’s friday night...”

he cracked open the bottle.

as albert chugged down the alcohol, wind up tied roller skates to his feet.

“there.. now secure the chain!”

a large chain of rubber bands pulled albert back. he was in his chair, holding 3 naked dolls.

“wait.. what?” he said.

“FIRE!”

the rubber bands released albert forward. he sped through the store and fell into the pool of glue and feathers at the entrance.

“WHOAAAAA”

albert landed in the pool. the plan went perfectly. until he got up.

“dang toys...HEY!”

he grabbed the fleeing spy rise and brought him to his office.
2 mall security officers sped their way to albert.

“HEY! what are you doi-”

they saw albert.

“you’re fired.”

“WAIT... IT WAS THE TOYS! THEY COME ALIVE AND RACE!”

“i’ll call the police.”

“yep.”

albert was rushed out of the office, but before he left, the bucket of stuff fell over.

- - -

Chapter 14: Tsunami Of Stuff

soon, glass bottles of stuff fell over from his cabinets.

an inch of stuff flooded the floor of the store.

the toys ran for cover. they hid in shelves, behind desks, and on pegs.

most toys fought for themselves, but other were left to die by other toys.

a inch of stuff swept away all the skylanders on the floor. they then were nothing more than powder and an rifd chip.

“we need to leave!” said wind up. spy rise lifted him up and carried him over the water.

then stuff began to leak from the shelves and pegs. it was like the whole store was dissolving.

all the living toys made their way to toy city. everyone else was killed.

then stuff fell from the celing.

“RUN!” shouted wind up. he was lowered down onto a piece of metal and rowed his way out of the store.

spy rise began to loose his balance.
“SPY RISE!”

“no... go without me.”

spy rise fell to the floor.soon 2 more inches of stuff rose.

wind up rowed faster. he then made it out.

then stuff flooded the whole store. then it just stopped.

wind up followed the many toys heading to toy city, but stopped to look at how the flood stopped.

the entire store was demolished. even shelves were eaten by the stuff.

“this is not right... something is wrong..”

- - -

wind up ran to the skylander house.

“SPY RISE DIED! GET ME ZEUS!”

a purple lightning rod was wheeled out.

“what happened. the toys are saying toysrus got destroyed.” said zeus.

“it did! the stuff flooded the store!” said wind-up. and it looked like something... made more.

- - -

meanwhile in the closed walmart, a sorcerer mickey infinity figure gathered an army.

an army that consisted of jack skellington, wreck it ralph, rapunzel, vanellope, anna, and elsa.

“i’ve gathered the toy box army here today to say... plan stuff and destroy worked. one member of their team died.” said mickey.

“up next... we relocate them to-” said anna.

“no relocation. we’re not helping them!”

“okay bye...”

“elsa... let’s go put toy city on ice.”

- - -

chapter 15: toy city invasion, part 1.

first, a little history on toy city.

it was formed in 2011, by a series one zap, hex, and dino rang.

the first citizens of toy city were the skylanders. they were new to the field in 2011, so they took refuge in toy city.

then the legos decided toy city sounded fun. then it began.

now toy city is a bursting world, with thousands of toys.

but when infinity was announced, hex was assassinated by a violet. concerned for the safety of all toys, zap and dino rang decided that all disney would kicked out of toy city.

a force of disney toys called the “Magic Movement” was formed. they stood for the freedom of all disney. every day, new members joined the magic movement.

but the legos made a defence system called the “A.W.E.S.O.M.E”. (the amazing wonderful explosive super omega massive exterminator.) it’s a giant robot/tank/bomb/chainsaw holding tyrant made of every lego piece made from the years of 2008-2014. 3 words have been waiting to be said, to activate the AWESOME. toy city has been undisturbed...

until now.

hundreds of disney toys met in the closed walmart.

“TODAY! WE FACE THE MONSTERS WHO REMOVED US FROM TOY CITY!” said sorcerer mickey.

the disney toys celebrated.

“we will fly our helicopters into toy city... and we will attack from the skies! then... elsa... will freeze toy city!”

disney toys rioted happily.

“then... in september... A NEW DISNEY STORE OPENS RIGHT HERE!”
the disney toys celebrated!

“LET’S GO!”

disney toys thundered through the mall. they went down the stairs, and reached the doors.

a knock was heard.

“oh ****!” said dino rang. “zap...”

“yes?” said zap.

“it’s time.”

“CAN I SAY IT, PRETTY PLEASE?”

“sure, mate.”

zap went to a loud speaker.

“LEGO SQUAD, EVERYTHING IS AWESOME!”

a massive, 6 foot tall lego monster rose from the ground. it went to the doors. instead of holding them back, it opened them.

with a chainsaw.

the disney toys rushed in, but they were met with a lego defense squad.

100 AWESOMEs.