darkSpyro

hello, my new fan fiction starts two months before the start of ssa and goes through the games, and the time in between. I have also have made up reasons for why there are series 2,3 and lightcores. I will try and post something as often as i can. Hope u enjoy!!!

it was just another peaceful day in skylands and lightning rod chop chop and zook were sitting at a table playing go fish.

Got Any Threes?

Nope. Got any t-

HEY! HEY! HEY GUYS! HEY! HAVE YOU SEEN MY CHEESE ONLY CHEESE BURGER, WITH PICKLES ON IT!?!
Nooo...... Why dont you just get a new one?
BECAUSE IT IS ONE OF A KIND!!!!!!!!!!!!
But Its A Cheese Burger!
A ONE OF A KIND CHEESBURGER!!!!!
How is it one of kind if its a cheese burger!?!?with pickles

Trigger happy's face was now turning red. Chop Chop stood up.

Guys! Guys! Settle down! Settle down! This is serious!
Hey Trigg! I found ur cheese Burger!
U found my one of a kind cheese only cheese Burger with pickles"
sure , i found ur "one of a kind cheese only cheese burger with pickles."
so then where is it???
oh, i ate it.
WHY U LITTLE -
RElAX! RELAX! I WAS KIDDING!

then spyro handed trigger happy his "one of a kind cheese only cheese burger with pickles." and they move one with they're card game untill terrabite came along and ate the cards.......................................

LOL great work!!!!!!
do more do more!!!!!

Lol!

You should do more!

thanks i am going to to plenty more!

it had been a month since the cheese burger incident...
Who wants to play king of the hill!?!?!?!??!?!?!
sorry terrabite keeps eating random things!
ignitor: i am on a witch hunt!!!!!!
i gotta visit my homeland!
And I am going with him!!!!!!!
i'll pay whoever play 50 gold!
i gotta...... um.......Hey look at that!
What? (turns around) Hey! where did she go!
i will pay 600 gold!
ill play!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me too!
MEH I GOT ENOUGH...........!!!!
So will i!
wham shell got out some gold and handed it out but terrabite ate it..........

1 month and 28days after the burger incident
THE ONE OF A KIND CHEESE ONLY CHEESE BURGER WITH PICKLES INCIDENT!!!!!!stupid narrator.....writing stupid stories....
fine...... 1 month and 28 days after the one of a kind cheese only cheese burger with pickles incident...WAIT!DID YOU JUST BREAK THE FORTH WALL!!
YES!!! YES I DI- HEY! LOOK LOTION!THATS THE MAGIC WORD!!!!!!
any way.............1 month and 28 days after the one of a kind cheese only cheese burger with pickles incident... kaos was looking through scrolls

YES! I FOOOOOUUUUUUUNDD IT!
glumshank:...um......what..............did u find master?
a way to get rid of those peskey skyloosers.........mwahahahhahaHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!! now then! NAWAHUTAKA FUNNNJELKEKKA HUNFER BALIWU-A-A-CHOOO!
wh-
glumshanks: cant the hydra banish them?
oh ya................well guess this thi-

star strike shot a magic laser at kaos

What was this that!?!?!

star strike repeatedly shot kaos with lasers until he was unconsis and wondered off laving kaos laying there......

THAT IS IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THREEE DAY FROM NOW ON OCTOBER 10TH WE ATTACK THE CORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I LUV IT!!!

Thanks!

This is pretty good for your first try

It was October 10th 2011, just another peaceful day in skylands. Or was it? Spyro and Gill were sitting
on a cliff

What should we do today?We could go swimming.We could go to the lava pits.Or we could go fishing.Nah, that's kind weird though since your a fish.

how ever gill wasnt paying attention. He was just looking at the clouds. Spyro smacked him.

GILL! Snap out of it!

said spyro looking annoyed.

Is it me or do those clouds look super evil?

ITS KAOS!

Trigger Happy was smelling a burnt sheep.

hmm! that smells like!

a few skylanders were playing poker.
KAOS!
Um....yah I fold.
uh..
wow....

NOT KAOS (barfs)

hugo: Master Eon! th-those clouds!Is something wrong?
Eon:Have you ever known dark boiling anonymous clouds to be a good thing,hugo?
hugo shook his head.
Eon:take your station Hugo! Skylanders!
We gotta get the Skylanders to gether!

spyro jumped onto a portal, which teloported him to the skylanders meeting plaza, a small area surrounded by a force field solely for the skylanders to have meetings, parties,ect.
long have i waited for this day. The day i get my revenge
Eon: KAOS!I might have known. What is with ur head? It look rediculous!
WHAT!!!! MY HEAD IS AWESOME! FEAR IT! FEAR MY GIANT FLAOTING HEAD!
glumshanks: see? I told you the head is scary enough...
SILENCE! Your spoiling my evil mood.
YOU'D THOUGHT YOU'D BANISHED ME TO THE OUT LANDS!!!?!!!MWAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!I!KAOS! HAVE RETURNED TO DESTROY THE CORE OF LIGHT!!!
And rule Skylands as its emperor! AND YOU ARE SO OLD AND WEAK NOW!EON!!!!!!! THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!!!
Eon: ive told you before Kaos! You and the darkness have no power here!!!
OH!IS THAT SO!!!????!!!!WE'LL JUST SEE ABOUT THAT!!!MINIONS!!!

MEANWHILE....

Skylanders! Kaos is back, to take over Skylands!
:triggerhappy Again!?!?!
Downer!
THAT GUY OWES MY FIVE DOLLARS!
What do ya say we teach big, a little lesson!?!
all skylanders: YA!
Game on!

Spyro then flew up to see Kaos' marching army and flew into battle.

I'm goin belly up!BOOM!
Stump Smash drop the hammer!(throws cyclops)
OkeyDokey(hits cyclops)
Here comes Trigger Happy!(hits a Goliath Drow in the face) In the face)
oh no!
not good!
we're surrounded.

the skylanders were easily beating the minions

glumshanks: OK! I've worked it out...we're loseing. Maybe we should go to plan B.
NO GLUMSHANKS! I've got a much better idea! GO TO PLAN C!

the wise old portal master,Eon looked up
Eon:no! not the core!NOOO!!!!!!!
NOO!!!
not good!

four beams of light came down hitting the core. The core,...............EXPLODED!
Destroying everything on the island and blowing the Skylanders in the air. Yellow bubbles of magic formed aroundthem sending then far away from Skylands. As the were drawn farther and farther away from Skylands the froze and shrunk. Until they reached Earth.

SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It was now October 16th. A young american child found a small toys in the side of a ditch. This toy was small and mostly purple."spyro"
Now lets give this young portal master a name, shall we? "Bruce"
Bruce: Another Skylander, something must be wrong.
Bruce took the toy back to his house, went upstairs to his room, and remove a picture from the wall to reveal a portal.
Nearly an hour later spyro woke up
Wha- Where?Where am i? Who are you?
Bruce:i'm Bruce.I'm 10
he-hey! spyro!
gill? Trigg? you guys look like toys!
this is not me at my best.
but we got us a portal!
A portal?
just then spyro saw a portal just behind his friends
That could get us back to Skylands!
bruce: Indeed it could
but we need a portal master.......
....um spyro....
what?
this kid IS a portal master.

It's plan z not c but not funny!

what?i dont care if you dont like it but could you type that diffrent i dont understand what u r sayiing

WHAT!? But he's just a kid!
yea but portal masters are born not made.
AGE DOESNT MATTER!
And besides he is all we got.
i suppose your right
Bruce: you ready spyro?
of course!
(bruce puts spyro on the portal)
Woohoo!

woo!
Go Spyro!
guys i found some chompies!
Bruce: take em out!
got cha!
Bruce's mom: BRUCE! Bed time!
Bruce: one minute! Okay Spyro thats is going to have to be all for now but when I get home from school I'll send you back
Al right! I'll be waiting!
Bruce then took spyro off the portal and tv and proceeded to bed.


please comment i need feed back

does any one still read this?

I do! Needs more humor, but I like it!

done i was actully planning a story with more humor the be soon! alsou count on another skylander soon!

now Oct 17 a chilly monday
uhg! i am soo bored
i wish my cheese buger were here
really trig, ur still on about that?
Ofcousre! it was on of a kind!!!!
uhg how about this
what?
NARRATOR!!!!
hey! no braking the forth wall!
skip till when bruce gets home!
fine but u gotta stop breaki-
yeah yeah....
FAST FORWARDING....FAST FORWARDING....FAST FORWARDING
Bruce: i am home!
Icant believe that worked!
Bruce: What?
we broke the forth wall!
Bruce: Dont do it again.
yeah yeah....
Bruce: any way i got a surprise for u!

LOL\ZZZZ

what is it?
Bruce:well i was on my way home when i saw something on the roof of the church and so i and dont ask how went up and got it
was it my cheese burger?
Bruce: What? Cheese burger? Um no?
What was it?
Was it a skylander!?!?!
Bruce: yes Spyro it was

Hey guys!!!!
Hey sonic boom!
Hey Sonic Boom! Now lets get to Skylands!
Who goes first?
Bruce: i thought sonic boom would want to go first
:Th: Why does moma boma get to first?!?!?!
Don't call Me That!
( gets placed on the portal)
FULL SCREAM AHEAD!
(fights drow)
Bruce: i gotta go eat dinner so thats all for now
Skylanders: Okay!

I like it, but, I think it could use some more comedy. Don't take it offensive, but its a little dry. Maybe try making them longer too?

Quote: uttster13

I like it, but, I think it could use some more comedy. Don't take it offensive, but its a little dry. Maybe try making them longer too?

Will do!

oh and uttster13 i hid an easter egg referring to ur tales of skylands in one of the stories

okay a new story soon...................

So by now it is November 5th and the Skylanders have now returned to the ruins after saving the mabu in the first level.

Hugo: So go talk to Flynn when your ready.

You got it Hugo!

It feels so good being back here again......

Ya......Its almost like bathing in butter...

Um........You dont bathe

MAYBE THATS BECAUSE I'M NOT ALLOWED TO BATHE IN BUTTER ANYMORE!!!

Enough you two! We need to get to Perilous Pastures!

Hey Flynn!

Flynn: What is it?

We're ready to go to Perilous Pastures. Are you ready to take us?

Flynn: Yeah, Im' sure Cali will be Thrilled to meet me! And who can Blame her? So your sure your ready to shove off ya big ...............skywhatsit?

yeah were sure.

Flynn: Okey Dokey...I'll have this Cali eating out of the palm of my hand in no time.....and who can blame her? I mean look at Me! BOOM!!!!


Please comment.

But why isn't he allowed to bathe in butter anymore?

Good Job! Nice work with adding some comedy.

Thanks Uttser13 i was just reading ur "shelves! idk. Maybe Trigger Happy will mention it again sometime.

New Stories should be up tomorrow!

about 45 minutes later....

Bruce: Alright guys, i gotta head to the store with my mom so thats all we can do right now.
gottcha!
hurry back!

2 hours later. Bruce enters room with something behind his bck.

Bruce:: I'm back and you wont belive what i found!
Let me guess. ASkylander?
Bruce: Nope
Another Portal Master?
Bruce: Nope
A pig wrestleing a gaot?
Bruce: Nope.
A penny?
Bruce: Nope
Skylanders: What?
Bruce: I found 3 Skylanders!
Hello, guys!
Hey!

Who can guess the third?

It's Eruptor. The three of them came in a Triple Pack.

Nice Uttser!

Hey Guys!(burrrpppp!)

Haha Nice one!

Ugh. Just goes to show how brainless u both are....

Good,good. We're reovering Skylanders quickly.

Yea, I bet Kaos will be happy about that.

Really? I think Kaos will be upset. I mean-

I think it was sarasum chops....

oh. I still Dont understand all your emotions and"humor",and sarasum.

I would have hated living in the times of the Arkeyans....

NOVEMBER 28

YES!!!

WHOOOPP WHOOP!!!

WE GOT THE FIRST PIECE!!!!

THE AIR SOURCE!!!!

Bruce: Yea, but we still got plenty of work to do.

Hugo r u almost done?

Hugo: Yea - cut-scene takes place

Lets Go!


Remember to comment, Who wants to see ?

Anyone still read this???

I still read this.
And I wanna see

December 1 2011
They now have the Enternal Water Sorce

The Skylanders that have been recovered were sitting in a line.A mysterious voice came from behind them.

So what we looking at?

Skylanders:Ahh! Who said that?!?!?!?!?!?!

ME!! Wrecking ball!

How did u get here?!?!

Bruce put me there earlier. He found me on his way home from a christmas party. Also according to him one of his cousins foun a few more they are bring them down at Christmas.

:Sky: You know that is really convenient.

I know right?

It's fun, but too short, try to add more sentences, then it might get be more interesting

December 19th

;sky; ''Only 2 more days till that Christmas gathering.''

;bh; ''I cant wait to see who has been found!''

'' I know right? I hope double trouble is one. But NOT WARNADO!"

" Why not Warnado?"

:th" because He's the reason I cant bathe in butter!''

" In that case I hope it IS Warnado!''

December 21

Bruce: Guys they will be here in just a few more minutes!

(car pulls in to the driveway)

Bruce: guys I'll be right back!

Hey do u hear that?

What?

Dog runs into the room.

THAT!!!!

Skylanders: AHHH!!!!

Bruce walks back into the room.
Bruce: Out boy! go get Aarron!

Who is Aarron?

Bruce; My cousin. Speaking of which...... (Holds up bag)

new story soon

Who is it! How many!

(Bruce reaches into the bag)

I smell tacos!

(Bruce pulls out.....)

Great to see You lot again!

WOW! GREAT TO SEE U TOO!

Bash! he is right there! You dont need to yell!

(Bruce puts him on the table)

Bruce:Next up.....(pulls out Stump Smash)

I'm here....

Can you guess who else

Drobot. He comes in a Triple pack with the other 2 guys.

these are great!!!! keep it up!!!! you should add in too he's awesome
also i think the others will be drobot and warnado

sorry I haven't put any new ones up lately but soon!

HEY GUYS!
all: hey!
Bruce: thats what i thought we'd get how ever there r more! Three more!


sorry its is a super short story but i'll add another normal sized on later today

I'M BACK! MWAHAHAHHA!!!

Skylanders:ah!!!!!

lol joking...........

OGA BOOGA KAKA MAKALA!!!

Bruce: well there they r

Wait thats two, u said-

Silent but deadly!
Spyro notices shes been there the whole time
AH! you almost gave me a heart attack!

Callie:Let us now when your ready to fight Kaos!
Guys this is it!

Well.....Perhaps we should take a little rest first

No! we cant give him time to prepare!!!

and we cant let him do more evil...

like stealing my pancakes!!!

Hugo....we're ready!

please comment