darkSpyro

so the plot is...

the skylanders have discovered that the tower of time is a TIME MACHINE! they go in it and screw up time.

But a new Evil has risen... and it's really evil. and tiny. and adorable. IT'S A TINY BABY BAT WHO THINKS HE'S BATMAN!

but his dreams were rejected by reality and now he's EVIL!

and he wants to go back in time and KILL EON!

now we must stop him..

RULES!

no sleepy
smiles
limit 6 characters per person
dirty jokes are allowed
don't be a Opness.
don't change the story.


LIST:

ZapNorris:

WBB: , , , ,

Paddyfitz: , , , , and

Popfizzfan4life:

RIP:

-killed by egyptians
-killed by countdown
-killed by explosion
-killed by explosion

Funny.

My opinion on the rules.

1. Good.
2. Good.
3. Good.
4. Uh... okay?
5. If that a reference...
6. Good.

Can I be?

, , , , and ?

good.

and #5 is a reference.

We need more people.

Get more people WBB

, , , , and .

I have asked NINJAsk11.

after we find out her response we begin!

WE BEGIN NAO


okay guys... what we gonna do?
everything!
WTF!?
(popthorn runs over)
you guys wanna go to the tower of time with me?
sure
alright..

What exactly are we going to do there?

EVERYTHING
YES!
i wonder if there's babes there...
SHUT UP
you're just jealous of my hot stuff.
I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR JUNK
okay.. jeez.. just sayin.

Do I have junk?

Don't say that Wrecking Ball...

Junk as you call it, is...

No Spy Rise!

enough with this! the tower of time tram will appear soon!
don't ask questions, slave of miley cyrus. LOOK!
(sunburn does the unthinkable... gets in a stance, his rear in the air. you can see where this is going)
if only i had that... then i could impress her...
LET'S GO!
(a disney parks tram falls out of the sky.)

Who is Mily sighrus?

Just some horrible twerker

What is a twerker?

Look at Sunburn

That looks fun! *He copies Sunburn*

*facepalm*

Not smart

I am gonna be a grampa now... Back in my day there was only a PS1!

How is that old?

It is really old! 17 years ago!

GET IN THE DAMN TRAM.... that rhymes.

(zap gets in the tram. so does scorp, scratch, drobot, sunburn, and popthorn)

c'mon guys!

I had a mad experience with Disney mascots when I was young...

Me too... Because of that they removed my legs.

My master Sunburn!

Back in my day it was mickey mouse only!

When was your day? 1996 or 1928?

Back in my day we had a bath o times a year!

Disney!

*They all go in*

(the tram flies to the tower of time)

YAAAY
okay..
we're flying
I NEED TO USE THE BATHROOM
ARE WE THERE YET?

I LIKE PEN-

SHUT UP THIS A PG RATED GAME.

THE FOURTH WALL HAS BEEN BROKEN! AHHHHHHH!

(another tram goes to get doom stone, slobber tooth, and stink bomb.)

we're almost to the tower!
YAAAAAY

Sunburn can you be master?

Really?

Yes he is my twerker master!

WAIT FOR ME!

AND ME!

(Both jump on 2nd tram)

sunburn's a jerk... he's got a huge package, sure... but he's got a huge ego.
hey! i take pride in all parts of me.
a little too much pride.

(the tram lands)

OOC: Can I replace with ?

A package from the post office?

Ooc: yes

I hope this isn't like childhood...

(The trams arrive at the tower of time theme park. A guy dressed like a clock is there.)

YAAY
(Popthorn runs to the bathroom)

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

let's go do stuff!
like flashwing?
NO

I will be careful...

Me too I don't want to walk into that house in the woods again...

I wanna go on the time twister roller coaster!
LET'S GO

OCC: May I add three skylanders/join?

YAY IT WILL BE FUN!

It better not be total dark...

OOC: you can join popfizzfan4life

whew... I saw something weird in there...
WHAT!?
the toilet had an odd glow... Then it's asked me... Are you the doctor?

(GASP)

OCC: thank you

I shall use, and

you have been accepted

- - -

that means it's.... a time traveling toilet. WTF
do you know what this means? we can travel back in time and meet dinosaurs!
or go to the FUTURE!
well, what are we waiting for?

Nothing

I can't get in.

(zap gets in)
here we go....

(zap goes back to ancient rome.)

wow... it worked!
ROMAN: HEY! A MONSTER! LET'S PUT IT IN OUR ARENA
****.

Nitro Magna Charge to the rescue, Attract to Attack!

Quote: ZapNorris

OOC: you can join popfizzfan4life

whew... I saw something weird in there...
WHAT!?
the toilet had an odd glow... Then it's asked me... Are you the doctor?

(GASP)

OOC: Was that a Doctor Who reference?


Let's go back and kill Abe Lincoln!

There is poop in there as well... Anyways (He jumps in)

No fear I am here!

*jumps in*

*jumps in*

*jumps in*

*jumps in*

*jumps in*

*jumps in*

EAT LIGHTNING
(zap shoots lightning at the romans)
ROMAN: SORCERY! THIS IS WORSE THAN THE GUALS!
i'm going back!
(he goes back)
i wanna go meet a dinosaur.
don't we all?
we have to fix what we did.
**** YOU

we HAVE TO! OR ELSE WE'LL ALL EXPLODE
DON'T RUIN THE FUN! I'M GOING TO GO KILL.... GEORGE WASHINGTON
NOOOO!!!!!!!!!
we gotta stop him!

What is going on?

I think George Washington caused these legs... I will kill him!

(scorp walks to the time machine)
don't do it. if you do it, i'll make sure your parents never meet.
WTF
i'm gonna take as much advantage of this as possible. i'm not only gonna kill him, but i'll also kill THE MAN WHO INVENTED LEGOS
NO! THAT'S EVEN WORSE!
I CAN'T TAKE THIS!!
(drobot runs to the time machine)
i'm going back to rome with zap to fix what we did! then... we're gonna go to the future. who wants to come?
NOOOOOO!
(drobot and zap travel)

Is there robots in the future?

maybe.
scorp why are you angry
MY CHILDHOOD WAS TERRIBLE SO I'M GONNA GO KILL RANDOM PEOPLE TO GET OVER IT!!!! YAAAAY!
that makes no sense.
the whole point, my friend.
(a bat shaped boomerang hits scorp in the head)
??????: it is i... BATMAN!

BATMAM?

I LIKE BATS YAYYYYYY