darkSpyro

Let's do this!

here are the stories so far...


lenghties
1. where are we now? (5 chapters)
The skylanders begin a new life after eon's death.

2. snowed in (6 chapters)
the skylanders find themselves in awkward situations at a sleepover.

3. the devil's in the disney (6 chapters)
disney characters attack the skylanders at disneyworld.

4. Skylanders: Gone Wild! (7 chapters)
when pipsqueak steals zoo lou's club and uses it to make an evil army, the skylanders must come to earth as animals in order to find the 3 wild amulets to stop pipsqueak.

5. a Skylanders Christmas! (5 chapters)
the skylanders star in a story of holiday cheer, the spirit of giving, and... Urination. WTF HOT DOG!?

6. LIKE A PHEEEEEEONIX! (4 chapters)
sunburn helps drobot impress scratch. Other things happen too.

7. Land Of The Cursed (5 chapters)
Zap And hot dog must save wrecking ball and hex from miley cyrus.
- - -
stories of 2014!

8. Boomer's Big Book (5 chapters, begins 1/1)
Boomer writes his last book.

9.Alien Labyrinth (5 chapters, began 1/10, retuns now)
Zap and his friends discover a new board game, but it's secretly a test by aliens!

10. It's a TRAP! (6 chapters: begins 5/1)
two random kids are chosen to help trap the chompy mage and wolfgang in the real world.

Lenghies with no dates

3. Shocking, Isn't She?
Zap has a crush..

4. The Wedding Of DOOM!
spyro and cynder get married, but kaos crashes the wedding! Can The skylanders save the day?

5. back in the ring
night shift revives his boxing career.

6. Force For Good
the swap force reunite after their game gets old to defeat mesmerelda.


EDIT 1: shocking, isn't she? has been pushed back to an unknown date. The devil's in the disney begins TODAY!

EDIT 2: 3 stories without dates have been announced.

EDIT 3: more details.

EDIT 4: back in the ring is pushed up to this friday. new stories coming soon.

EDIT 5: added a HUGE upcoming story and pushed back Shocking, isn't she? to an unknown date.

EDIT 6: more new stories moved and added.

EDIT 7: skylanders: gone wild begins VERY SOON!

EDIT 8: A Skylanders Christmas Begins TODAY!

EDIT 9: LAP just ended and LOTC will begin next friday. LET'S GO GET MILEY CYRUS!

EDIT 10: no more shorts. land of the cursed just ended so i'll be holding off until 2014.

EDIT 11 1/2: This is BACK!

Where are we now? chapter 1

Sundays

*wakes up* wow.. another day...
*zap makes breakfast*
well well well... we're out of bacon. gotta go catch a boghog.

*phone rings*

who is it...
*zap picks up phone*
Howdy zap! it's ME!
what happened?
i moved to motleyville.
good for you..
well i've gotta go feed the chickens, bye!
bye!

man this is odd... ever since eon died...

*phone rings*

TBC

TBC NOW!

Where Are We Now? Chapter 2

Hot Dog


*zap picks up phone*

is that you stealth elf?
nope, just me!
yay!:
wanna come over?
yeah!

(zap runs to hot dog's house)

(on the way there....)

(whirlwind jumps infront of zap)

Hi Zap!
oh hi.. i have somewhere to be.
oh baby...
(whirlwind hugs zap tightly)
LET GO!
oh...

(zap runs)

tbc

I think it too short and should be longer...

where are we now

I'm here

MADE IT!
alright! come in! i'd like you to meet someone..
Hi! i'm his brother!
so... can i just call you molten?
totally!
he's pretty nice! now what we gonna do?
we're gonna... go walk ourselves.

(they go on a walk)

i was thinking... we take a bag of closed mussels.. and throw it into that big house!
THAT SOUNDS FUN! CAN WE DO IT PLEEEEEEES?
fine.

TBC

where are we now

chapter 4

Awkward...


(late at night)

okay. molten, you distract the door guy. me and hot dog will bomb every room in the apartment with the mussels!
alright!

(in lobby)

and the night shift begins... his night shift
(bum ta tiss)
(sees lemonade stand)
get some lemonade...
who would drink lemonade at night..
lots of people!
alright...

meanwhiles...

i got rooms 17, 18, 19, 20, and 23.
now it's just room 51....
(they enter to see spyro and cynder making out and doing other things)
GROSS!
oh god! let's get out of here!
(zap and hot dog run)


so i said, ampulets? ha! we don't need those!
(laughing)
man... this is good.
why you here anyway?
well.. my brother and his friend are stink bombing the place...
thank you. have a hug.
(THE FEELS)

MOLTEN, LET'S GO!
i kinda ratted you guys out.
SON OF A CUSSING CUSS WORD!

(5 hours later)

how'd you get enough money to get us out of jail?
people really like lemonade..
i'll be going now...

(zap leaves)

i'll talk to him.

Das ist zu short

It is..

Chapter 4's length was good!

Next part please!

where are we now

chapter 5

seriously, what happened?

alright... just one more second and..

(phone rings)

alright...

(zap picks up phone)

hey hot dog! why are you calling?

so i thought we'd tell molten what happened before he was born.

well... there was a guy named eon. he lead us. then he died. so everyone went crazy. then we went our own ways.

boomer became an author.

shroomboom killed himself.

hex was cursed by a wizard to have a never end ing per-

molten's too young..

oh. well things got weird. skylanders began to clone themselves.

and then you were born.

wow... i have so much to learn...

yes you do..

end of story 1

story 2 comes tomorrow

He is dead

Yuck!

Good for him!

and that's why we need to stop shroomboom hate.

Quote: ZapNorris

and that's why we need to stop shroomboom hate.

So eventually he is pushed to the limit and commits suicide...

The only reason Boomer didn't because he is pointing his middle finger at everyone who doesn't have him.

In Swap Force his right eye darts up and looks into the corner on his entrance.

One day boomer decided to explore the world.

Then he found someone who understood him.

A purple pony.


Next two stories are called...

Back In The Ring
Boomer's Big Book

Ponies?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(Leaves Topic)

Xd cRAPEfruit

Do something with it

try and guess what the next stories are about

Big book = the final chap of big break?

snowed in is coming tonight

Quote: ZapNorris

snowed in is coming tonight

Plz be soon olmost bed tim

Snowed in!

chapter 1

OH GOD WHY!

(over phone)

so who are you inviting?
wel... if i said...
just spill da beanybeans!
drobot and camo
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOU SICK LITTLE-
i wanna make them feel good...
well i'm inviting popthorn and bash.
and molten invited his friend. i dunno who it is.
it's a secret!
see you tonight!

dang it...

later that night

when will nerdbot and spazo be here?
in a few minutes.
(ding dong!)
come in!
(they enter)
wow! i've never been invited to anything before!
oooooohhhhh.... shineeeeee...
now set up your stuff and then we will then play a game of animaulers!
(another ding dong?)
it's her...
YOU DID WHAT NOW?
(on other side of door) lemme in!
she's an idiot. i invited her to make a bigger idiot of her!
you are a genius.
truly the greatest mind of our time.
(jade enters)
okay! so cool! gotta pee!
we'll be waiting.

(jade leaves)

you can watch the livestream of the bathroom from my skypad.
YOU PERVERTED SIC- I WANNA SEE!

TBC

Molten and Zap are sick!

Snowed in

chapter 2

The stories


bash and popthorn are here...
(bash breaks the door)
i heard jade was here! flashwing told her not to go to "protect her innocence"
wazzup! hey! wanna hear a story?
sure...
well... one day.... a wizard...
(10 minutes later)
wrecking ball realized he was being mounted by a crazy monster!
i know where this is going!
her name was miley...
ABORT! ABORT!
TOO MUCH!
if i'm correct, she comes from the portal master planet.
(jade comes out)
hey guys!
now we have a party!
whoa!

(lights go out)

TBC

Bump.

Total darkness...

CONTINUE! NAO!

Snowed in
chapter 3


OH COME ON!

WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
the lights have gone out.. CRAP.
what's wrong?
i can't function without power...
(drobot shuts down)
NOOOOOOOO!
so now what do we do?
guys... WHO THE HELL PUT A CAMERA IN THE BATHROOM?
crap...
i thought it was bash...

TBC

snowed in

chapter 4

WHAT THE FRICK!

AHHHHHH
WE'RE SCARED!
(a light comes from the computer)
(from le internet) IT"S NOT FRICKIN FAIR! I'M A 15 YEAR OLD TURTLE!
WE'RE SAVED!
(internet) SO I'M GOING TO THE POWER PLANT TO SHUT DOWN THE POWER! (gunshots)
good riddance!
shinee!
let's go to bed!

(the next morning)

guys... you should see this..
it better be quick, i have a weak bladder!
(there's 4 feet of snow outside)
tell hot dog he's gonna need a steamer...

TBC!~

riotriotriotriotriotriot
#bringbackboomer

MORE!

snowed in

chapter 5

what do we do now?

HOT DOG! WE'RE SNOWED IN!
CRAP!
well... what happens now?
well..
i think we should we could look up youtube videos...

7 hours later

WHY DID YOU LOOK THAT UP?!
i just wanted to see "how you can loose 15 pounds!"
IT'S A TRAP!
DUUUUDE!
no matter! we must... eat turkey.

2 hours later

NOT ON THE FLOOR MOLTEN!
duuuude!
(puffs up)
GUYS! A EMERGENCY MESSAGE!
TV: ATTENTION! THIS IS NOT A TEST! EON IS OUT OF CHEESE! GO GET CHEESE!
we can't... BECAUSE CAMO ATE THE MONEY!
i thought it would make my melons bigger.
(silence)

TBC

More!

This is...mah

the last snowed in chapter comes soon!

snowed in

chapter 6

NOOOOOOOOO


and then... HE WRECKED IT!
NO!
I WAS SO ATTACHED TO THAT APARTMENT COMPLEX!
i dun get it
wreck it ralph is an american animated film by disney animation studios...
oh god..
here we go..
wait... i hear a machine...
(a snowplow thunders down the road)
we're saved!
(snowplow explodes)
crap!

(1 hour later)

so now what do we do?
well... i see spyro and cynder across the road!


(outside)

cynder... i've never met anyone like you.
(he gets down on one knee)
will you marry me?


(in house)

OH MY GOD!
that just happened..
what are those things on her chest?
she said yes!

(party)

now... what we do?
i say we... WAIT? IS CAMO KISSING JADE?
(it happens)
and now they are going in the bedroom..
NOT IN MY BED!

the end!

Please not Molten's bed.

The devil's in the disney

chapter 1

SURPRISE!


(on phone)

what?
we're going somehwre and you and night shift are coming.
WHY?
I DON'T KNOW!
okay...

(in car)

where are we going?
we don't know..
(phone rings)
Phone: hello! i can't tell you who i am, but i know where you are going.
where?
Phone: cool it mr. older-than-the-school! you're going to the airport to go somewhere. it's far away, and happy.
THE DOGPARK?
Phone: nope, but it's a park!
is it a theme park?
Phone: yep.. and...
a happy far away theme park... *gasp*
(cover your ears)
DISNEY WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
/ WHAT?!
Phone: you're gonna meet some very special people... ha ha... (hangs up)
this is very odd.. why would the phone dude laugh like that?
i have no idea..
THIS IS INSANE!
well i've always wanted to go there...
(they arrive at airport)
Hot Dog's Mom: now let's go... anyone who has to use the bathroom should go before the flight!
fine mom...
THIS IS AWESOME!
i dunno... hey, we can go to TALKING CAR LAND!
and i can go on flying baby elephant ride!

TBC

Hot Dog has a mum?

TDITD

chapter 2


Baby flying elephant ride

loudspeaker: we have arrived in skylando, florida.
YAY!
let's go!
?????: i'm coming with you...
WHO ARE YOU?
BOOMER! i'm writing a book!
YAY!


at disneyworld

whoo! we're here!
*gasp: BABY FLYING ELEPHANT RIDE!
(nigh shift teleportes to the front of the line)

alright!
line guy: you'll be sharing with jack skellington..


on the dumbo

so.. nice weather we're having..
JS: greetings! i am jack, the pumpkin king!
tell me what's going on!
JS: well... thing is... IT'S A TRAP!

(dumbo ride goes out of control)

TBC

Disney world....NO ONE WILL SURVIVE!

NO ONE!

Especially molten.

:Wait what!?!

TDITD

Chapter 3


the trap

(dumbo ride is going crazy)

i'll teleport us both out only if you tell me this plan!
JS: we were going to kill you with rides!
thank you, mr skellington... now you will die AGAIN!
JS: NO! TRUST ME! I HAVE A WIFE AND GHOST DOG! SO GIVE IT UP, OLD SCHOOL!
well guess what, bonehead! I'M OLDER THAN THE SCHOOL!
(night shift delivers a devastating uppercut, knocking jack into the carnage)
???: hey! it's a SKYLANDER! GET HIM!
????: C'mon mike, let's go!
?????: I need to practice my scaring!
(sulley throws mike at night shift)
little green geek! die choking the one- two punch!
(another uppercut blinds mike. a bite finishes the job.)

meanwhile in the princess castle

WHY ARE WE HERE!?
i want to meet ice lady and stupid princess!
you mean anna and elsa?
COPYRIGHTS! COPYRIGHTS EVERYWHERE!
(CRASH!)
what was that?
(rapunzel jumps down)
RP: oh hello! i'm gonna kill you!

TBC

I got an idea for another chapter,skylander haters.

All the Disney characters should die.

What happened?

Disney got em ()

i'm okay

i just went to LA

TDITD

Chapter 4

Princesses Get Pummeled!

no... I AM NOT GONNA DIE TODAY!
well crap.
wait..
(molten lights rapunzel's hair like a fuze. the fire travels across the hair)
RP: NO! MY HAIR! MY LENGHTY HAIR!
(the fire reaches rapunzel's scalp. rapunzel's head explodes comicly. blood covers the castle floor.)
wait... i feel cold...
(zap is frozen solid. anna and elsa come out)
ANNA: I'm not doing this without you, elsa.
ELSA: most people don't even know who we are yet..
(boomer drops in)
BLOW IT UP!
(boomer lights a fuze. dynamite is revealed throughout the castle)
ELSA: well crap.
ANNA: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! DIE! DIEEEEE!
ELSA: Just let it go.
(the skylanders and others run out of the castle. it explodes)

meanwhille

thank eon i'm off that ride!
????: you're the only one who made it off!
wow! such survive!
?????: *platypus noises*
i know who this is!
(phineas and perry emerge)
PHINEAS: me and my brother invented most of these newer rides.
ohhh! i remember the episode where candace ran over-
PHINEAS: SHUT UP! i tried to erase that memory.
and if you're trying to kill me, your platypus is a secret agent and now he goes away FOREVAR!
(perry explodes. phineas' face is covered in blood)
PHINEAS: NOOOOOOOO! I WILL GET YOU!
(phineas disapears)