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TorchSheepxAzz01 [CLOSED]
azz01 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3346
#1 Posted: 20:26:02 15/09/2013 | Topic Creator
It is now official.
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Call me the penguin man for that is who I am. Also stan LOOΠΔ!
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kardonis Platinum Sparx Gems: 6366
#2 Posted: 20:26:44 15/09/2013
I thought you two got divorced?
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I used to be THE Bowser, now I'm just an awkward girl
azz01 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3346
#3 Posted: 20:27:33 15/09/2013 | Topic Creator
No we got back together.I convinced him not leave.
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Call me the penguin man for that is who I am. Also stan LOOΠΔ!
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TorchSheep Emerald Sparx Gems: 3376
#4 Posted: 20:27:41 15/09/2013
Sometimes I wake up screaming.
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"I have my own system, don't get involved"
azz01 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3346
#5 Posted: 20:28:26 15/09/2013 | Topic Creator
You and me both.
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Call me the penguin man for that is who I am. Also stan LOOΠΔ!
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kardonis Platinum Sparx Gems: 6366
#6 Posted: 20:28:53 15/09/2013
Well, ok.

Remember the golden rule. It's not rape if you yell surprise.
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I used to be THE Bowser, now I'm just an awkward girl
azz01 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3346
#7 Posted: 20:30:00 15/09/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: kardonis
Well, ok.

Remember the golden rule. It's not rape if you yell surprise.

Okay.
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Call me the penguin man for that is who I am. Also stan LOOΠΔ!
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TorchSheep Emerald Sparx Gems: 3376
#8 Posted: 20:32:29 15/09/2013
Sometimes I go down to the old lake and throw rocks across the water. Sometimes I accidently hit old man Johnson's window and he runs at me with a pitch fork. I jump into the river and hide. Hide my tears.

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"I have my own system, don't get involved"
azz01 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3346
#9 Posted: 20:34:13 15/09/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: TorchSheep
Sometimes I go down to the old lake and throw rocks across the water. Sometimes I accidently hit old man Johnson's window and he runs at me with a pitch fork. I jump into the river and hide. Hide my tears.

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I have to because we are a couple.
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kardonis Platinum Sparx Gems: 6366
#10 Posted: 20:34:35 15/09/2013
Quote: TorchSheep
Sometimes I go down to the old lake and throw rocks across the water. Sometimes I accidently hit old man Johnson's window and he runs at me with a pitch fork. I jump into the river and hide. Hide my tears.

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Tears of laughter.
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Edited 1 time - Last edited at 20:34:57 15/09/2013 by kardonis
TorchSheep Emerald Sparx Gems: 3376
#11 Posted: 20:35:40 15/09/2013
Quote: kardonis
Quote: TorchSheep
Sometimes I go down to the old lake and throw rocks across the water. Sometimes I accidently hit old man Johnson's window and he runs at me with a pitch fork. I jump into the river and hide. Hide my tears.

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Tears of laughter.


Are you Old Man Johnson!?
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"I have my own system, don't get involved"
ThroneOfMalefor Platinum Sparx Gems: 5558
#12 Posted: 20:36:06 15/09/2013
I love torchsheep more
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BREATHE AIR.
azz01 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3346
#13 Posted: 20:36:11 15/09/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: TorchSheep
Quote: kardonis
Quote: TorchSheep
Sometimes I go down to the old lake and throw rocks across the water. Sometimes I accidently hit old man Johnson's window and he runs at me with a pitch fork. I jump into the river and hide. Hide my tears.

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Tears of laughter.


Are you Old Man Johnson!?

OMG!I think he is!Hide my love!
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Call me the penguin man for that is who I am. Also stan LOOΠΔ!
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kardonis Platinum Sparx Gems: 6366
#14 Posted: 20:36:49 15/09/2013
Quote: TorchSheep
Quote: kardonis
Quote: TorchSheep
Sometimes I go down to the old lake and throw rocks across the water. Sometimes I accidently hit old man Johnson's window and he runs at me with a pitch fork. I jump into the river and hide. Hide my tears.

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Tears of laughter.


Are you Old Man Johnson!?


No Sonny, Er, Um, uh, no way...
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I used to be THE Bowser, now I'm just an awkward girl
TorchSheep Emerald Sparx Gems: 3376
#15 Posted: 20:37:05 15/09/2013
Quote: ThroneOfMalefor
I love torchsheep more


There's plenty of me to go round. smilie Make sure to wear those Garfield panties I like on you bby.
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"I have my own system, don't get involved"
azz01 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3346
#16 Posted: 20:38:35 15/09/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: ThroneOfMalefor
I love torchsheep more

Oh hell nah!
[User Posted Image]
He is mine!
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Call me the penguin man for that is who I am. Also stan LOOΠΔ!
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kardonis Platinum Sparx Gems: 6366
#17 Posted: 20:39:29 15/09/2013
There is more sass in this relationship then I've ever seen before.
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I used to be THE Bowser, now I'm just an awkward girl
ThroneOfMalefor Platinum Sparx Gems: 5558
#18 Posted: 20:46:07 15/09/2013
Quote: azz01
Quote: ThroneOfMalefor
I love torchsheep more

Oh hell nah!
[User Posted Image]
He is mine!



girl i aint nobody's sucka
ts is my ***** tho so look elsewhere *****

and ts baby the garfield undies have a hole to poke it out hun <3
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BREATHE AIR.
TorchSheep Emerald Sparx Gems: 3376
#19 Posted: 20:46:15 15/09/2013
ToM and Azz 4 life
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"I have my own system, don't get involved"
kardonis Platinum Sparx Gems: 6366
#20 Posted: 20:47:10 15/09/2013
Quote: TorchSheep
ToM and Azz 4 life



Sounds like a three-way to me!
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I used to be THE Bowser, now I'm just an awkward girl
TorchSheep Emerald Sparx Gems: 3376
#21 Posted: 20:50:44 15/09/2013
Hey, Old Man Johnson! You may take away my limbs! BUT YOU'LL NEVER TAKE MY TOBLERONES!
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"I have my own system, don't get involved"
Mrmorrises Platinum Sparx Gems: 7158
#22 Posted: 20:51:39 15/09/2013
Pretty cute couple, Tazz01.
DummyZ Gold Sparx Gems: 2844
#23 Posted: 20:53:10 15/09/2013
Whatever happened to DZ X TS X BS X JS???? D:
TorchSheep Emerald Sparx Gems: 3376
#24 Posted: 20:54:03 15/09/2013
Quote: DummyZ
Whatever happened to DZ X TS X BS X JS???? D:


Ssssshhhhhh >.< Our four way must not be mentioned here.
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"I have my own system, don't get involved"
azz01 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3346
#25 Posted: 20:54:30 15/09/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: ThroneOfMalefor
Quote: azz01
Quote: ThroneOfMalefor
I love torchsheep more

Oh hell nah!
[User Posted Image]
He is mine!



girl i aint nobody's sucka
ts is my ***** tho so look elsewhere *****

and ts baby the garfield undies have a hole to poke it out hun <3

Gurl it is on.
Honey hold my earings,my pearse,my baby,my baby's earings,my baby's pearse,my baby's baby.It is on ToM!
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Call me the penguin man for that is who I am. Also stan LOOΠΔ!
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kardonis Platinum Sparx Gems: 6366
#26 Posted: 20:55:01 15/09/2013
Quote: TorchSheep
Hey, Old Man Johnson! You may take away my limbs! BUT YOU'LL NEVER TAKE MY TOBLERONES!



All right, I'll take them.

*hacks off both arms and legs*

K, seeyah!
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I used to be THE Bowser, now I'm just an awkward girl
TorchSheep Emerald Sparx Gems: 3376
#27 Posted: 20:56:16 15/09/2013
My private parts feel funny. SHOULD I CALL A DOCTOR!?
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"I have my own system, don't get involved"
ThroneOfMalefor Platinum Sparx Gems: 5558
#28 Posted: 20:56:20 15/09/2013
threesome can be arranged
gay sex is like lego blocks, there is never a limit on how many you can stack
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BREATHE AIR.
DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6710
#29 Posted: 20:57:22 15/09/2013
>____> what is this...
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Gay 4 GARcher
kardonis Platinum Sparx Gems: 6366
#30 Posted: 20:57:51 15/09/2013
Quote: ThroneOfMalefor
threesome can be arranged
gay sex is like lego blocks, there is never a limit on how many you can stack



It's harder without limbs though.

*takes yours as well*
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I used to be THE Bowser, now I'm just an awkward girl
TorchSheep Emerald Sparx Gems: 3376
#31 Posted: 20:58:08 15/09/2013
Quote: DragonCamo
>____> what is this...


Lego Block stacking apparently. (Y)
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"I have my own system, don't get involved"
azz01 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3346
#32 Posted: 20:58:09 15/09/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: ThroneOfMalefor
threesome can be arranged
gay sex is like lego blocks, there is never a limit on how many you can stack

Okay.Agreed.
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Call me the penguin man for that is who I am. Also stan LOOΠΔ!
Avatar by Trix Master
kardonis Platinum Sparx Gems: 6366
#33 Posted: 20:58:50 15/09/2013
Quote: azz01
Quote: ThroneOfMalefor
threesome can be arranged
gay sex is like lego blocks, there is never a limit on how many you can stack

Okay.Agreed.


I'll take your limbs too.
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I used to be THE Bowser, now I'm just an awkward girl
azz01 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3346
#34 Posted: 21:00:17 15/09/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: kardonis
Quote: azz01
Quote: ThroneOfMalefor
threesome can be arranged
gay sex is like lego blocks, there is never a limit on how many you can stack

Okay.Agreed.


I'll take your limbs too.

Why must you be so cruel!
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Call me the penguin man for that is who I am. Also stan LOOΠΔ!
Avatar by Trix Master
kardonis Platinum Sparx Gems: 6366
#35 Posted: 21:00:57 15/09/2013
Quote: azz01
Quote: kardonis
Quote: azz01

Okay.Agreed.


I'll take your limbs too.

Why must you be so cruel!


Torchsheep offered.
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I used to be THE Bowser, now I'm just an awkward girl
TorchSheep Emerald Sparx Gems: 3376
#36 Posted: 21:01:14 15/09/2013
ToM makes me privates turn to stone.
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"I have my own system, don't get involved"
kardonis Platinum Sparx Gems: 6366
#37 Posted: 21:02:00 15/09/2013
Quote: TorchSheep
ToM makes me privates turn to stone.



We all knew that already.
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I used to be THE Bowser, now I'm just an awkward girl
ThroneOfMalefor Platinum Sparx Gems: 5558
#38 Posted: 21:10:59 15/09/2013
oh torchsheep <3

sess said the same thing about his parts
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BREATHE AIR.
TorchSheep Emerald Sparx Gems: 3376
#39 Posted: 21:14:41 15/09/2013
Quote: ThroneOfMalefor
oh torchsheep <3

sess said the same thing about his parts


I've heard Sess is very open in the bedroom too.
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"I have my own system, don't get involved"
ThroneOfMalefor Platinum Sparx Gems: 5558
#40 Posted: 21:16:04 15/09/2013
sess has a big dick, I touched it
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BREATHE AIR.
TorchSheep Emerald Sparx Gems: 3376
#41 Posted: 21:16:42 15/09/2013
Quote: ThroneOfMalefor
sess has a big dick, I touched it


OMG! SO JELLY! How did it feel???
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"I have my own system, don't get involved"
ThroneOfMalefor Platinum Sparx Gems: 5558
#42 Posted: 21:18:37 15/09/2013
hard and warm and some white stuff leaked out after I rubbed it
it tasted good
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BREATHE AIR.
TorchSheep Emerald Sparx Gems: 3376
#43 Posted: 21:20:20 15/09/2013
Quote: ThroneOfMalefor
hard and warm and some white stuff leaked out after I rubbed it
it tasted good


A man's special sauce? Like what KFC put into their chickn wings???
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"I have my own system, don't get involved"
DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6710
#44 Posted: 21:21:36 15/09/2013
What a wonderful topic...I'll go burn my monitor now.
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Gay 4 GARcher
ThroneOfMalefor Platinum Sparx Gems: 5558
#45 Posted: 21:22:44 15/09/2013
yeah that stuff
can I have your baby gravy
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BREATHE AIR.
TorchSheep Emerald Sparx Gems: 3376
#46 Posted: 21:26:59 15/09/2013
Quote: ThroneOfMalefor
yeah that stuff
can I have your baby gravy


smilie oh bby
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"I have my own system, don't get involved"
hardcoreignitor Gold Sparx Gems: 2583
#47 Posted: 23:11:05 15/09/2013
I am scared.........................Ah well, this is the internet, I can make it rain Fire Breathing Mikey's and no one will bat an eyelash, so good day to you all! *Goes and grabs Old Man Johnsons Pitchfork and stabs my eyes out* Ah, that's better!


Seriously, I am reporting both of you.
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nyeheheheheh

hey lois, i’m dustah from mudda 3
kardonis Platinum Sparx Gems: 6366
#48 Posted: 23:13:46 15/09/2013
Quote: hardcoreignitor
I am scared.........................Ah well, this is the internet, I can make it rain Fire Breathing Mikey's and no one will bat an eyelash, so good day to you all! *Goes and grabs Old Man Johnsons Pitchfork and stabs my eyes out* Ah, that's better!


Seriously, I am reporting both of you.



Give me back my pitchfork!!!!
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I used to be THE Bowser, now I'm just an awkward girl
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 9440
#49 Posted: 23:15:00 15/09/2013
Quote: hardcoreignitor
I am scared.........................Ah well, this is the internet, I can make it rain Fire Breathing Mikey's and no one will bat an eyelash, so good day to you all! *Goes and grabs Old Man Johnsons Pitchfork and stabs my eyes out* Ah, that's better!


Seriously, I am reporting both of you.



Windump?
hardcoreignitor Gold Sparx Gems: 2583
#50 Posted: 23:17:06 15/09/2013
Dude, have you even seen what they are posting? No I am not Windmup!

Old Man Johnson,here have your pitchfork! "Puts Pitchfork in a bow and fires it at His Window"
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nyeheheheheh

hey lois, i’m dustah from mudda 3
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