darkSpyro

I made this list on an older Spyro message board, I figured I'd start it here too.

You buy a WW2 surplus flame thrower since doing a Gene Simmons fire spew is really dangerous!
You wear purple everything.
You have a headache from ramming your head into stuff.
You drown from swimming underwater too long.
You collect eggs.
You get busted for taking gems from jewelry stores.
Bears do not wear fancy clothes and monocles. And they have claws and teeth.
You like all the games, even Enter The Dragonfly.
You call your worst enemy "Gnasty Gnorc."
You complain about driving from one place to another, "Portals are a LOT quicker."

You start shoving it into peoples's lives.

You start having vivid fantasies involving him and search for a way to alter your DNA to make you a purple dragon.

^This. One time I prayed to have Spyro become real and me become a dragon. It didn't happen.

You know your playing to much Spyro when you mistake a bird in the sky for Spyro...

I did that ounce.

I guess I don't play enough Spyro.

Quote: Archae

You complain about driving from one place to another, "Portals are a LOT quicker."

This happened to me (though I can't drive), but only because Portal 2 was recently released at the time.

nuh uh, Flying's quicker and funner

Yeah well I like dragons and one of my oldest Uncles like hundreds of years back started the Vampire conspiracy (you might have watched a doco about him) by cutting his villagers wrists(was a king) and sucking out their blood.
When some kid asked me at my third school what my favourite mythical animal was, i said a dragon, anyway, all the kids there knew about that Uncle coz we talked about famous relatives, and he said to me the next day, well if you're related to the first vampire and like dragons, then turn into a dragon and fly away then...

You know you play to much Spyro when you go all night playing it.

Which Ive done.
...Damn DotD. D8

yup done that, from 8 to like 2 'o' clock

When you buy an official Spyro T-shirt, and think it looks awesome.

When you want to die holding every Spyro game.

When you think of Insomniac as "those Spyro guys", while forgetting every thing else they made.

You try and think up ways to take nowadays music, and have the music directly correspond to scenes in Spyro. (Kind of like a music video, or an Anime Music Video.)

I constantly think about this.

You're a member of darkSpyro.

Every time I hear an electric guitar in an ordinary song, I straight away think about Spyro.

Quote: SpyroGamer2008

You try and think up ways to take nowadays music, and have the music directly correspond to scenes in Spyro. (Kind of like a music video, or an Anime Music Video.)

I constantly think about this.

HOLY CRAP, YOU TOO!!!!???

You know you've played too much Spyro when you take a portable game to school/ anywhere(like Season of ice/flame/LoS)= couldn't think of anything else.

Quote: SpyroD

Quote: SpyroGamer2008

You try and think up ways to take nowadays music, and have the music directly correspond to scenes in Spyro. (Kind of like a music video, or an Anime Music Video.)

I constantly think about this.

HOLY CRAP, YOU TOO!!!!???

Yup! Small world! But anyways, I mainly think about making these when listening to songs in the car.

WHEN YOU LIVE IT. 8D.

When you're a Scaley.

When you call money gems
When you say you need to take a Malefor(sh1t)
When you accidentally call your girlfriend Cynder/ or the other way
When you cant stop making dragon jokes

thank you.

When you beat all the spyro... -.-

When you start turning purple
you know you've played too much Spyro when your eyes turn square like the T.V

When you have spyro merchandise.

when you threten to use a spyro attack on some one thats bugging you(ive done that)

When the Spyro fandom is the only fandom you're active in and you've only joined a Spyro forum.

when you get really angry and you feel like you're gonna unleash a fire fury on someone

Wow! I never noticed before, but some of those things are happening to me. I.....am.....wearing......PURPLE.

When you start calling your pimples, blackheads, etc... Scales O.o
Which I haven't done BTW, but i know someone who did

wen you start saying stuff about a spyro cheracter like their real

when u try to mold a spyro action figure from melted plastic outdoors over a fire that u made with a lighter that u stole from a hobo living on a scyscraper in ohioh

When you call someone you hate a Gnorc or a Rynoc or.....AN APE!

or a troll,or a golem,or a ....sheep!(love to flame a sheep !)

Quote: zzsdf

You're a member of darkSpyro.

You're a member of darkSpyro, can't stand most of the other users, but still stay anyway.

I'm a member darkSpyro and I don't like Spyro any more....

If you dislike Spyro, then why stay?

When you think of a game to play and the first thing that pops into your head is Spyro.

SPYRO SPYRO SPYRO.

The first things that come to my head is Spyro, Tomb Raider, and Clock Tower. :P

Quote: LevanJess

The first things that come to my head is Spyro, Tomb Raider, and Clock Tower.

For me it's Spyro, Tomb Raider and MediEvil. Then others float back like Medal of Honor and Driver.

when you start trying to find REAL LIFE swimming in air glitchs

Quote: GagasSpyro

when you start trying to find REAL LIFE swimming in air glitchs

Really? How do you do that?

Wind tunnel^

When you die in front of the tv while a Spyro game is still on.

When you know where every single item is to collect in all games.

When you know the quickest way to beat each game and by also beating it 100%.

...When you want Spyro to be real...

And when in your deepest darkest fantasies/dreams, he is your best friend.

Quote: spyrocynderfan7

...When you want Spyro to be real...

And when in your deepest darkest fantasies/dreams, he is your best friend.

This so much.

Quote: SuperSpyroFan

Quote: spyrocynderfan7

...When you want Spyro to be real...

And when in your deepest darkest fantasies/dreams, he is your best friend.

This so much.

oh, no that's in the open for me^ A lot of my friends(real ones(ones I've met in person)) should know.

When the only site you ever get on is one of Spyro= yep, that's me..... well does youtube count?
When all your friends make fun of you for it
When you get called gay and others say he(Spyro) is too(I can't stand others talking bad about Spyro(and being called gay(which I'm not)))
When it becomes clear that you are obsessed with the color purple>me definitely("Who else*raises hand*)

Quote: SpyroD

Quote: SuperSpyroFan

Quote: spyrocynderfan7

...When you want Spyro to be real...

And when in your deepest darkest fantasies/dreams, he is your best friend.

This so much.

oh, no that's in the open for me^ A lot of my friends(real ones(ones I've met in person)) should know.

When the only site you ever get on is one of Spyro= yep, that's me..... well does youtube count?
When all your friends make fun of you for it
When you get called gay and others say he(Spyro) is too(I can't stand others talking bad about Spyro(and being called gay(which I'm not)))
When it becomes clear that you are obsessed with the color purple>me definitely("Who else*raises hand*)

I spent most of my time on the internet on darkSpyro.
None of my friends that I used to have made fun of me, one of them said that it's too childish for him but he didn't say anything bad about it.
Noone's made fun of me for liking Spyro.
Oh yes, I really like purple now, especially when it reminds me of childhood memories like Spyro.

You read Spyro fanfics every day and want them to come true

Quote: DoomDragon

You read Spyro fanfics every day and want them to come true

I read one Spyro fanfic once, and it had a sad ending to it, basically to put a long story short, Flame was the hero and sometimes earlier on Spyro had died, and in the end Flame had to sacrifice himself and that somehow brought Spyro back to life again, I can't remember how it brought him back to life but the sad thing about it is that Flame had to die to bring him back otherwise Spyro would still be dead. Weird I know.

If you see sheep and you want to set them on fire to release some butterflies.

When you try and hunt around for an extra life bottle with a sparkly blue butterfly inside of it or hunt around for clams that have those dragon statues inside.