darkSpyro

Ok, you know what to do. Any quotes from any game.


Volteer:"Your pomposity, arogence, and pretentiouseness is odious to the extreme!" (ANB)

Spyro: But if we come from the same place, why is she so, so... ?
Sparx: Evil? Monstrous? Big? Sexy? Oops, did I just say that? (ANB)

Moneybags: Same as usual price! Plus shipping, convinience fees, destination charge and teleportation taxes! (I may have forgot one... AHT)

Moneybags: Same low quality, same high prices! (AHT)

Hm.... That's all I can think of for now.

Mayor Leo: "I'm sorry, that was the ugliest chicken I've ever seen!"

Spyro (3): Year Of The Dragon Quote

Spyro- "YOU GOTTA BELIEVE!"

StD- "Hmmmm..." ~Spyro

Spark - (As Cynder is falling into the Vortex in AN Leave her!

Old Dragon: This portal leads to a special place where you can learn to fly. I remember when I was a young dragon, hurting my wings--"
Spyro: Uh, learn to fly. Got it.

Old Dragon: After you've freed all the dragons, pass to this fancy vortex thing-a-mah-jigger. It'll take you back to the Artisan home. But first let me tell you a story....
Spyro: N-no thanks, see ya.

Dragon: Psst, Spyro, want to know a secret? Use the triangle button if you want to zoom in and look around.
Spyro: Oh. Your secret's safe with me.

Moneybags: What? You don't want to pay? What are to saving all that money for, flying lessons? Haha... that was a good one.

Moneybags: Stop talking to me
I hate speaking in haiku
Go find some gems.

Agent 9: YEEEEEEHAW! Time to kick some Sorceress butt!

Bentley: Why you brazenly avaricious, duplicitous larcenous ursine!

LoS Sparx: Oh, good, I was afraid I was going to have to spend the rest of the night without any more doom.

Funny quotes(They may not be 100% accurate, but you should know the ones):

(Spyro, StD) - "Well, you know what they say Bob...for every good battle, you need a good adversary, and I thought Gnasty, in spite of his misguided nature, was a worthy opponent."
"Where's Gnasty, I'll torch him!"
"What about Gnasty Gnorc?! I'm goin' after him!"

(Moneybags, YotD) - "What are you saving up for, another sequel?"
"I just might turn you into a blue hedgehog..."

(Hunter, GtG) - "Uh, hey! Give that back!"

(Ripto, GtG) - "GROOOOWWWLLLL, SNNNNAARLLLL!!!!"

(Sparx, LoS) - "Big? Evil? Monstourous?.....Sexy?"
"Ehh, the rest is up to yooouu....pfft, no pressure or anything..."
"Why are they retreating when they're so close to WHO CARES!?
"I'm just gonna assume he said bye, it was nice meeting you and we had a good time....in which case we thank you...."
"Just so I know why I died, the plan is to walk into a place full of monsters who will probably try to kill us, to save an evil creature that has already tried to KILL US??!!....I'm psyched! Let's go!"

(Cynder, DotD) - "Okaaay...good idea...you lead..."
"Well, it's not like I've had much of a choice in the matter...seeing as how were....stuck together..."
"Twist what!? It's MAGIC!"
"Oh, keep it up Sparx....I think it's working!"

(Spyro, LoS) - "I don't know Sparx....Frogweed's gotta eat too!"
"...Because if that wasn't Cynder, that means there are two big, evil, scary dragons running around!"
"What the....HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE!!??"

Then, anything Cyril or Volteer say!

I may post more serious or badass ones later, and maybe some unintentionally funny ones!

"Nah its just an egg"

Quote:

"What the....HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE!!??"

Love that one! I don't know why..

I know...I just love the way he says it!

Yeah, that's what makes it so funny to me!

spyro: Ripto I'm...Gonna...Kick...Your.....(Adventure)

Quote: Darby

Quote:

"What the....HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE!!??"

Love that one! I don't know why..

Which game was that from? Since I am so brain-dead that I cannot seem to remember.

TEN, I think. If not it was ANB.

It was TEN, when Sniff and Scratch carry Skabb away.

^ yeah

I still love that quote, and it's funnier to me when I see the old fatty being carried away by Scratch and Sniff (..I finally get their names! )

Sparx:"Evil? Monstrous? Big? Sexy? Oops, did I just say that?" (AN
hahahaha that never gets old.

Sparx:"...Evil she-dragon Shhhhhhnnneeeaaakkin out into the garden."(TEN)
Sparx cracks me up

"You with me? Let's blow up this dam thing!"

...."up!"

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...."up!"

My bad!
"Let's blow this dam thing up!"

Spyro - "Bring it on, Shorty!"
Ripto - "Gyaaa! Naaaaaaah!"

Ripto: ....Oi. (JP RR)

Spyro: But what about Gnasty Gnorc? I'm going after him. (STD)

Sparx: Oh goody. I was afraid we'd have to spend the night without anymore doom. (TEN)

Spyro: Another noble warrior falls victim to the plague of love. Look away. (YOTD)

Gnasty: Dang it! You beat me!
(3 minutes later)
Gah! You beat me again!
(3 minutes later)
Nooo! Beaten again! This time I really have been defeated!
*dies*

In classic Spyro aht he would look at the camera and talk to the camera, I liked his quotes then.

Classic.
"You gotta belieeeEEEEeeevee!"
"Hahah, that's my birthday "
"That was the ugliest chicken I've ever seen..."

Quote: Darby

Spyro - "Bring it on, Shorty!"
Ripto - "Gyaaa! Naaaaaaah!"

Silly Ripto, Gya Naaaaahs are for kidz! (random)

Lol, my iPod wanted to autocorrect "Gya" into "Gay"

Big, dangerous, monstrous...sexy? Oop, did I say that?

You go first Cynder. Its safe. Safe for me I mean.
quiet! You'll give us away!

ever since she came I've had to sleep with one eye open. Has my eye always twitched like this?
...Hear my teeth chattering.

The chronicler: ride out the storm and live to fight another day.

are you okay Sparx?
Oh you know, wings little stiff, voice keeps changing, other than that, I'm good.

who's that?
I don't know, all he said was "shh. Your making too much noise."
I like him already.

we're almost to the surface, stay quiet.
all right big cheetah man! We get the point already! Sheesh!

"Let's blow this dam thing up!"

^hell yes!

woohoo! Let's kick some rhynoc hiney!!!

I can't believe you beat me! I was looking in a lizard burrow and I found this egg.

you go ahead. I hear water rushing in the cave...its a cheetah thing.

The hermit: ah yes, Cynder, once the terror of the skies. But deep down, your still the dark master's puppet.
cynder...
leave me alone.

Sparx!! Nooooooaahhhhh!
whoa! was that just fire dude!?

Spyro! What are you doing! Nows not the time for a bathroom break!

Swwinnng Lowww sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home!
quiet sparx.

you would be able to fly if you didn't have all that weight!
Seriously though dude, you should consider going on a diet.

How do I land!?
Ahhh! Incoming!
wow dude you should work on your landing
I'm just going to stick to the land for now.

I don't know! How about you use that conveniently placed catapult.
good idea. Glad I thought of it.
you? Wait! You!?

bahhhh! Evil black dragon incoming!

wait! Cynder's a chick?

lmao i love TLOS humor

My favourite would be this
Elora: I'm a fawn, you dork!

my is
fist spyro
Jaques
Spyro any advice before this battle
Revilo advive hmmmm a wise dragon once told me aim high in life but watch out for flying boxes
spyro huuuu

fist spyro
treetops
Lyle greetings spyro for the an amazing tour of the treetops don't just stop at one supercharge
Spyrouhhh

fist spyro
treetops
Isaak Spyro if you jump at the end of a supercharge ramp you can really go far
Spyro am all over it

that about it I will think of some more

over here oh mauve one$

you mean save the evil dragon that's been trying to kill us!

tee hee hee (trips Hunter)
(flames bianca) haha! see you next time!
is it just me or is she kinda cute.

Well, there's your tree. Happy now?
Arborick: Raaawwwwwrrrrrrr!
yeah you take care of this. If you need me ill be unconscious. (Faints)

Hunter, give us a moment to gather our strength.
You might want to stand back. This can get weird.
It is fascinating... how your kind draws strength from these crystals. Dragons are truley remarkable.
Yeah, you say that now, until one tries to kill you. And by "one", I mean her.
I am aware of Cynder's past. But Ignitus trusts her, and that's good enough for me

Ah! It's no use
Maybe if we try twisting it...
Twist what? It's magic!
Hehe...I could watch this all day!

Mole Soldier: Thank you...thank you...you save our lives!
It's no big deal. Risking our lives... saving people... dodging danger... taking it to the man. It's an occupation.

Hey, this reunion is really touching and everything, but don't you think we should get going...I mean...unless you want that monster thing to climb back up, I'd hate to see what it would do to sparx.

Mason: They're retreating!
This is odd. Why are they retreating when they were so close to taking the city?
"Why are they retreating when they're so..." Who cares?
I feel it too. Something's not right.
They're turning around! Look!
Hush little baby... don't say a word. Mam's gonna buy you... a big monster wants to kill me...

Woah woah woah! Slow down tough guy. We don't need to go around picking fights. I mean, we just woke up after being frozen for three years... Got stuff to do.

Look, dragons! Yes! We are saved! Wooh! Aaaaaagh! Those aren't dragons! We're all gonna die!

Oh, how could I forget....

Quote: sonicbrawler182

Oh, how could I forget....

Lol, that's all he ever says isn't it?
I'll have dreams about him saying it over and over soon.

Spyro the Dragon: Hey stop staring! Haven't you ever seen a dragon before?
Hunter: You're a dragon?
Spyro the Dragon: You got a problem with that, pussycat?

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Spyro the Dragon: Hey stop staring! Haven't you ever seen a dragon before?
Hunter: You're a dragon?
Spyro the Dragon: You got a problem with that, pussycat?

Lol! Hunter's great. His first line that he says to Spyro.

Sir Moneybags: Hmph! That Ripto has caused enough damage! All his meddling has cost me a fortune. If it wasn't for Spyro I'd be bankrupt! If Ripto were here, I'd give him a peace of my mind.
[Ripto and Gulp appear behind him]
Sir Moneybags: In fact, I'd give him a lot more than that! I was a champion bantumweight boxer in University, and I still know a few moves. Take that!
[punches]
Sir Moneybags: And that!
[turns around]
Ripto: Boo.
Sir Moneybags: Why you... you... yaaaaaargh!

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Sir Moneybags: Hmph! That Ripto has caused enough damage! All his meddling has cost me a fortune. If it wasn't for Spyro I'd be bankrupt! If Ripto were here, I'd give him a peace of my mind.
[Ripto and Gulp appear behind him]
Sir Moneybags: In fact, I'd give him a lot more than that! I was a champion bantumweight boxer in University, and I still know a few moves. Take that!
[punches]
Sir Moneybags: And that!
[turns around]
Ripto: Boo.
Sir Moneybags: Why you... you... yaaaaaargh!

Lol! I forgot about that one.

I loved that scene as a kid.

Ripto: You singed my cape! Dragon, you are really starting to get on my nerves!


I got a whole site for these lol!

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Ripto: You singed my cape! Dragon, you are really starting to get on my nerves!


I got a whole site for these lol!

Yeah, they're awesome.

Hunter: [after Elora tells Spyro about collecting the talismans] Hey, I can do that! Why don't you let me do that and have Spyro just torch Ripto?
Elora the Faun: Hunter, you can't even keep track of your running shoes. How can we trust you with fourteen talismans?

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Hunter: [after Elora tells Spyro about collecting the talismans] Hey, I can do that! Why don't you let me do that and have Spyro just torch Ripto?
Elora the Faun: Hunter, you can't even keep track of your running shoes. How can we trust you with fourteen talismans?

The way Hunter says it is funny.

When he says "Hey! I can do that!" He sounds high, lol.

Sir Moneybags: Legend has it that there is a portal to Zephyr here. And legend also has it that I know how to activate it. Furthermore, as I recall, the legend mentions something about me activating it for... a small fee.

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Sir Moneybags: Legend has it that there is a portal to Zephyr here. And legend also has it that I know how to activate it. Furthermore, as I recall, the legend mentions something about me activating it for... a small fee.

I always laugh at that.

Professor - Oh my, Oh my! I can't see the switch! I think I've broken my glasses!

That makes me laugh everytime. i don't know, it's just so cheesy to me! (watch that scene and you might understand why I say that!

Quote: Darby

Professor - Oh my, Oh my! I can't see the switch! I think I've broken my glasses!

That makes me laugh everytime. i don't know, it's just so cheesy to me! (watch that scene and you might understand why I say that!

Scooby-Doo-ish maybe?

Anyways...
Sparx: Spyro? You okay, buddy?
[Spyro passes out]
Sparx: Hey... I want to sleep too, but I didn't mean NOW! Let's at least get inside... it's... it's dark out man... and I don't like it. Hello? Anybody home? Yoohoo!??

Sparx: [terrified] You're on your own with this one fella.
Spyro: This one? How is that different than the last one? Or the one before that?
Assassin: [muffled] Prepare to die!
Spyro: Huh?
Sparx: He said something about preparing to die... either that, or he wants you to repair a pie.

Sparx: [sheepish] Uh... So... Uh... How is everyone today?
Pirate (Azear): Hah hah! Little bug isn't much bigger than a bog-rat!
Sparx: Hey! Who you callin' a big you crazy eyed, mangy drool mutt? ...Uh-oh.
Pirate (Tuhekar): Get him!
Sparx: Mommy!!!

Spyro: What are we doing here? I'm not even sure what I'm supposed to be looking for. I think we're lost.
Sparx: Hey! Have you tried these yet? Hmm... they're delish.
[Sparx munches on some butterflies]
Sparx: Mmmm...come on, try some!
Spyro: Sparx! Don't eat that... you don't even know what it is.
Sparx: [Belching] Nonsense. They're perfectly edible.

Sparx: Is that your dumb tree? It's beautiful. Can we go now?
Spyro: This feels like the right place, but... I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do here.
Sparx: Wondeful, I'm going to go wait over there... you know, give you a few minutes. Maybe there was a lily pad you forgot to sing on or a rainbow you can talk to...

Sparx: Uh, it's my turn to pass out. You're on your own, buddy.
Spyro: Oh brother.

Scratch: I trust your living quarters are to your liking?
Sparx: I dunno. My roommate could be more fun though.
Sniff: I thought I told you to be quiet, fool!
[to Spyro]
Sniff: And you... get ready to fight. It's hurtin' time baby!
Sparx: I really, I mean more than really, hate those birds.

Mole-Yair: Spyro, you are in danger. I have a message for you from another prisoner. Here, take it.
[hands Spyro the note]
Sparx: Yahoo! Fan mail!
Spyro: [reading] "Dear friend... There are whispers going about the ship. Word of your captivity has traveled quickly. Many of the prisoners are uneasy. They say that the Ape King himself has placed a bounty on you... and all of the dragons. These are dark times. But know this, you have allies. I look forward to the day when we can meet. Hunter of Avalar."
Sparx: That was thoughtful. I particularly like the part about the dark times and the danger.

Scratch: Tonight... we have a special bonus match!
Sparx: Cool, a bonus match!
Scratch: Spyro the Dragon... versus... the former queen of conquer herself... Cynder!
Sparx: AHH!!! I told you she was evil. Hehe, look, my eye's twitching again.
Cynder: Just like old times, huh Spyro?
Spyro: Cynder, I'm not going to fight you.
Cynder: Relax. I'm just trying to put on a show for the crowd while we figure out what to do.
Sparx: Don't trust her. She wants to eat me!

Sparx: Hey! That guy just gave me an idea! Why don't WE get off the burning boat?!
Spyro: Not yet. We need a map to a place called the White Isle... and I think I know where we can find one.
Sparx: You know I hate you, right?

Spyro: Okay, I've completed your test. What do I do next? How can I find you? Are you there?... Great, now the voice inside my head is ignoring me.

Sparx: [Seeing a giant hourglass] Ooooh... what's this?... I think it's a magic wishing lamp.
[whispers]
Sparx: Hello? Genie? You in there?
Spyro: This is incredible! The entire history of the dragon race... It looks like it's all here.
The Chronicler: [offscreen] It is. Well, most of it.
Sparx: [in awe] Did you hear that? It spoke to me!
The Chronicler: The records in this hall date back to the beginning of time... nearly.
Spyro: The Chronicler!
The Chronicler: Yes, Spyro... It is I... And I've been waiting for you.
Sparx: Oh, well... I hope we didn't keep you waiting too long. We got a little held up back there... with the uh... well, you know... Riddles Of Doom!
The Chronicler: It was a necessary evil. I had to be sure, Spyro.

The Chronicler: I haven't had any visitors... in my solitude... for over a thousand years.
Sparx: Shocker! Try getting rid of the psychedelic dragon outside!

The Chronicler: Oh! And look... here is little Sparx.
Sparx: He-hey! Nobody needs to see that... ever.

I'm guessing you like Sparx quotes?

Sparx is funny...
Besides, I found a website dedicated to infamous quotes from movies and videogames, they have A LOT of Sparx.