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Jesse's School Life [CLOSED]
pony_girl24 Blue Sparx Gems: 742
#1 Posted: 22:51:41 01/12/2010 | Topic Creator
This is a story about my school life.Its pretty funny here in oklahoma.

School starts at 8:15 here.Oh my god,the worst time ever......Ugh......Here is how my school is classified. You have the Jocks,the Cheerleaders,The Drama Kids,the Geeks,and then theres Me. The metalhead,the punk ass girl who is very cold and sullen. Gah. I'm usally in a black hoodie,and black jeans. I'm usaully listen to,you guessed it,metal. Kill me now! I hate this place ,so freaking much.
pony_girl24 Blue Sparx Gems: 742
#2 Posted: 23:59:08 01/12/2010 | Topic Creator
Lets start with today. I have to ride Bus 5;Ugh....so many little annoying kids. But hey,my best friend,Gauge,rides in the morning. Its really fun when he rides in the morning.We get to the Middle School at 7:45 am. Me and Gauge go to the Quick stop,or Teh Rainbow,Thats what I call it. We usually get some chicken or a crispito. Well,both of us got a chicken and a Monster. We were heading back to the school,when we got on campus my principal got me,"Jesse! What are you doing?!"

Thank god Gauge had my back,"My mom dropped us off," He said,winking at me.

"Really?" Hillbilly(My nickname for my principal) said
Pinkdesi101 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1276
#3 Posted: 00:48:16 02/12/2010
lol, nice nickname for your principal. smilie
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pony_girl24 Blue Sparx Gems: 742
#4 Posted: 00:54:24 02/12/2010 | Topic Creator
( Yeah i know! smilie It was really hilarious.)
Pinkdesi101 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1276
#5 Posted: 00:55:42 02/12/2010
my school day consists of drawing, pretending to listen to teachers, more drawing, and drawing. did i mention drawing? smilie
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pony_girl24 Blue Sparx Gems: 742
#6 Posted: 01:07:12 02/12/2010 | Topic Creator
Yes. Yes you did.

"Uhh. Yeah. Gauge's mom dropped us off." i said,in a very convicing voice. The funny thing was,I had my hood up. We were realeased to go do whatever,and somehow my hood was yanked off,"What th-?!" i almost cussed and my principal smiled,"Hoods aren't suposed to worn."

Fast foreward to 1st hour,Math. Ugh....my most dreaded subject.

My teach looked up at me,"Little Jay! Hood off!" Gah! not this name!!!!! I took my spot in the back,behind my friend,Gauge,"Sup Jesse?"

"Don't start it." I hissed. The guy i like sits behind me,UGH! WHY ME! WHY NOW GOD?! I thought very angerly. I swear,Karma has it out for me. Paper airplanes flew through the air,then one hit me in the back of the head.

"Who threw it?!" I snarled,standing up. the plane was crumbled up in my fist. Oh the biggest jock and jerk stood up,I mean he is like a foot taller than me.

"I did. What are you going to do,Lil' Jay?" He smirked.
Pinkdesi101 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1276
#7 Posted: 01:14:36 02/12/2010
oh, wow. i hate it when karma seems to hate you x.x
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pony_girl24 Blue Sparx Gems: 742
#8 Posted: 01:16:12 02/12/2010 | Topic Creator
yeah.....its gets funnier.
Pinkdesi101 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1276
#9 Posted: 01:20:39 02/12/2010
i figured
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pony_girl24 Blue Sparx Gems: 742
#10 Posted: 01:29:57 02/12/2010 | Topic Creator
(Uh huh.....)

"This is what i'm going to do." I snarled back,punch the guy in the stomach and he crouched over,I kneed him in the face.

"dumbass." I growled in a whisper in his ear.I sat back in my chair.

"What is with all the noise?!" Teach yelled,not turning around from the blackboard.

"That THING kneed me in the face!!!" Josh yelled.

"I Did Not." I said,in a matter of fact voice,Gauge nodded to what I'd said.The most hilarious thing was,Josh's phone went off saying,"BULLSHETER ALERT!" over and over again.
Pinkdesi101 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1276
#11 Posted: 01:32:55 02/12/2010
oh, wow. smilie
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pony_girl24 Blue Sparx Gems: 742
#12 Posted: 01:36:07 02/12/2010 | Topic Creator
I know.............
Pinkdesi101 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1276
#13 Posted: 01:41:22 02/12/2010
it's strange how life works that way smilie
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Gage Platinum Sparx Gems: 6654
#14 Posted: 03:20:19 02/12/2010
I see what you did there smilie....
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Got it Memorized?
pony_girl24 Blue Sparx Gems: 742
#15 Posted: 22:39:46 02/12/2010 | Topic Creator
What did i do? *sarcastic*
pony_girl24 Blue Sparx Gems: 742
#16 Posted: 23:01:51 02/12/2010 | Topic Creator
( anywho, I shall finish yesterday and start todays.)


The rest of the day dragged on. 'Bout killed me. I hated it.

OKAY! NOW TODAY!
pony_girl24 Blue Sparx Gems: 742
#17 Posted: 22:53:51 03/12/2010 | Topic Creator
Ehh... Screw yesterday. TODAY IS WHERE ITS AT!!

Same morning ritual. Get off with Gauge at the Rainbow,get food and a Monster. But after we got back to the school campus. There was a bottle cap war. Ohh....this was going to so fun.......me and Gauge hurried up and ate our food,but we saved our Monsters.

"Jesse! You ready to show everyone how to kick ****ing ass?!" Gauge said to me, and i grabbed a bottle cap.

"**** yeah. I'm ready." I replied back,aiming for somebody.

After a good thirty minutes of a bottle cap war,almost everyone was covered in dirt. My brothers saw me all decked out in dirt and they all fell over laughing their asses off. Personally,I wanted to go kick their asses,but NOOOOOO. The damn bell rung.
pony_girl24 Blue Sparx Gems: 742
#18 Posted: 17:25:32 04/12/2010 | Topic Creator
Yeah.....Thats what my morning was like. First our went by pretty damn fast. Got done with the worksheet first. Pretty damn boring. I looked up at the clock,8:40.

"Argh! thrity minutes left?! What the hell am i supposed to do?!?!" I thought angerly in my mind. Gauge turned his head,"Holy crap,Jesse. You're done?! We just got this 15 minutes ago!" He was very shocked,"i'm only on 7 out of thirty problems." He added.

"Uh huh." I said,falling asleep.

Fourth Hoour i went home sick. End of Story For Friday
Tibs Yellow Sparx Gems: 1183
#19 Posted: 17:58:56 04/12/2010
Cute in a weird way.
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pony_girl24 Blue Sparx Gems: 742
#20 Posted: 18:21:47 04/12/2010 | Topic Creator
heh.....its Me. And...my friend.
Pinkdesi101 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1276
#21 Posted: 22:36:17 04/12/2010
bottle cap war! smilie
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Gage Platinum Sparx Gems: 6654
#22 Posted: 23:04:58 04/12/2010
Heh heh...I still see what you did there smilie...
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Got it Memorized?
pony_girl24 Blue Sparx Gems: 742
#23 Posted: 01:29:34 05/12/2010 | Topic Creator
^WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?! smilie
pony_girl24 Blue Sparx Gems: 742
#24 Posted: 00:04:56 09/12/2010 | Topic Creator
Ahh....today......NO! MY MP3 PLAYER DIED!!! NO!!!!

Yup thats how my morning started out,Mehh.....Nooooooooo! Damn thing.Gauge laughed at me so yeah,didn't turn out too well.Mwhaha.....dumbass...So yeah....I was very grouchy today.
pony_girl24 Blue Sparx Gems: 742
#25 Posted: 21:38:45 21/12/2010 | Topic Creator
Okay...schools out til Jan 4 so me and gauge have sometime to get some evil plans together to kill josh. >:3
pony_girl24 Blue Sparx Gems: 742
#26 Posted: 16:23:13 27/12/2010 | Topic Creator
Me and Gauge went to the mall yesterday and we went to GameStop. But it was PACKED.
cynder2000 Gold Sparx Gems: 2277
#27 Posted: 16:21:54 28/12/2010
Nice story!Even though it is real,right?
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"In a dog-eat-dog world, we lose part of our humanity."
I'm still here, but I'm mainly invisible...
pony_girl24 Blue Sparx Gems: 742
#28 Posted: 16:25:00 28/12/2010 | Topic Creator
Yeah..............
cynder2000 Gold Sparx Gems: 2277
#29 Posted: 16:25:21 28/12/2010
Okay!
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"In a dog-eat-dog world, we lose part of our humanity."
I'm still here, but I'm mainly invisible...
pony_girl24 Blue Sparx Gems: 742
#30 Posted: 16:26:32 28/12/2010 | Topic Creator
>:/ Mwhahahah
cynder2000 Gold Sparx Gems: 2277
#31 Posted: 16:36:12 28/12/2010
smiliesmiliesmilie Well,since we on a little vacation,you aren't going to be writing more untill January!
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"In a dog-eat-dog world, we lose part of our humanity."
I'm still here, but I'm mainly invisible...
pony_girl24 Blue Sparx Gems: 742
#32 Posted: 16:38:05 28/12/2010 | Topic Creator
Depends if anything interesting happens
cynder2000 Gold Sparx Gems: 2277
#33 Posted: 16:45:56 28/12/2010
Yeah,I guess!My school life isn't very interesting.Rush around,talk with friends,listen to teachers.
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"In a dog-eat-dog world, we lose part of our humanity."
I'm still here, but I'm mainly invisible...
pony_girl24 Blue Sparx Gems: 742
#34 Posted: 16:47:33 28/12/2010 | Topic Creator
Mine is.
cynder2000 Gold Sparx Gems: 2277
#35 Posted: 16:56:54 28/12/2010
I know that!I read the story!
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"In a dog-eat-dog world, we lose part of our humanity."
I'm still here, but I'm mainly invisible...
pony_girl24 Blue Sparx Gems: 742
#36 Posted: 17:01:00 28/12/2010 | Topic Creator
Oh......heh.....^_^'
cynder2000 Gold Sparx Gems: 2277
#37 Posted: 17:22:08 28/12/2010
smilie It's cool!I liked the bottle cap war and the cell phone best!<3
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"In a dog-eat-dog world, we lose part of our humanity."
I'm still here, but I'm mainly invisible...
pony_girl24 Blue Sparx Gems: 742
#38 Posted: 17:28:50 28/12/2010 | Topic Creator
Me too
cynder2000 Gold Sparx Gems: 2277
#39 Posted: 17:30:43 28/12/2010
smilie the cell phone was HILARIOUS!
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"In a dog-eat-dog world, we lose part of our humanity."
I'm still here, but I'm mainly invisible...
pony_girl24 Blue Sparx Gems: 742
#40 Posted: 17:33:02 28/12/2010 | Topic Creator
I know......
cynder2000 Gold Sparx Gems: 2277
#41 Posted: 17:38:00 28/12/2010
I need you to write moar!!!!!smilie I hate this short vacation now!
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"In a dog-eat-dog world, we lose part of our humanity."
I'm still here, but I'm mainly invisible...
pony_girl24 Blue Sparx Gems: 742
#42 Posted: 17:44:43 28/12/2010 | Topic Creator
Okay.....I'll write about the mop incident.........^_^'


Gauge is always over at our house,staying in my bed. While I sleep in the floor,MY BED. MY HOUSE, Meh. We were cleaning the kitchen for New Year's Eve and Gauge was looking for the pads to the mop.

"Hey Jesse! Where are the pads?!" He yelled.

"For what to be exact?" I asked

"OH! I got a sex change and I'm on my period!" HE said.

"You cruel cruel person....." I said, with a O.o look on my face.

"For the mop, dumbass."

"Ohhh.." i said.
cynder2000 Gold Sparx Gems: 2277
#43 Posted: 17:49:51 28/12/2010
smiliesmiliesmiliesmilie That was too funny!LMAO!
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"In a dog-eat-dog world, we lose part of our humanity."
I'm still here, but I'm mainly invisible...
pony_girl24 Blue Sparx Gems: 742
#44 Posted: 17:51:06 28/12/2010 | Topic Creator
It was a blonde moment for me.........^,^"
cynder2000 Gold Sparx Gems: 2277
#45 Posted: 17:58:48 28/12/2010
smiliesmiliesmiliesmilie So awesome!And wierd!
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"In a dog-eat-dog world, we lose part of our humanity."
I'm still here, but I'm mainly invisible...
karen f Yellow Sparx Gems: 1578
#46 Posted: 18:54:48 28/12/2010
lol, awesome smilie
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Pinkdesi101 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1276
#47 Posted: 00:00:59 29/12/2010
lol smilie that was hilarious
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pony_girl24 Blue Sparx Gems: 742
#48 Posted: 01:02:23 29/12/2010 | Topic Creator
Yeha, and i'm not home
CinderLover Emerald Sparx Gems: 3924
#49 Posted: 01:03:44 30/12/2010
O.O what a life.
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Cynder 19000 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1822
#50 Posted: 01:18:29 30/12/2010
Friggin hilarious, Jess! smilie
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