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worst food you have ever eaten?
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#1 Posted: 02:31:14 28/01/2021 | Topic Creator
I remember when I was 7 waiting aaaaall day for shepherd's pie (for the non-British, that's a mincemeat and potato pie). Finally we sat down to eat it and I remember that first bite, so excited and so hungry....

The ****ers laced the perfectly normal pie with sauerkraut.

no offence to anyone who likes it. actually forget that-full offence to anyone who likes sauerkraut. 14 years later and i still have the taste in my mouth when I think back to that fateful evening..

oh and of course I refused to eat it and got the whole "children starving in Africa" bull****. how about don't put something disgusting in a 7 year old's food without telling them?

*shudder*

tell me yours pls xx
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#2 Posted: 02:35:18 28/01/2021
My dad tried to make cauliflower soup dish thing
It was the most bitter thing I had and have ever experienced in my life

He also over soy sauced stir fry once and it tasted like the ocean
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#3 Posted: 02:38:53 28/01/2021 | Topic Creator
Quote: DragonCamo
My dad tried to make cauliflower soup dish thing
It was the most bitter thing I had and have ever experienced in my life

He also over soy sauced stir fry once and it tasted like the ocean



ergghh this reminds me of the cauliflower cheese days when I was younger and had no say in what I could eat smilie **** tastes like feet
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oh my god
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#4 Posted: 03:01:53 28/01/2021
mandarin oranges

the texture. the Texture. id rather eat sand than feel mandarin oranges go down my throat again
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#5 Posted: 03:15:26 28/01/2021
there's so many things i could list...

spoiler for domestic abuse
my bad grandma used to make "smoothies" (read: blending random foods together regardless of taste) and would force me to eat them without tasting for herself how disgusting they were. just... don't mix kale leaves, yogurt, and carrot juice, please. there were worse combinations, but i've blocked them from memory.

there was one time i was forced to eat black bean brownies. i don't remember if they tasted bad.

oh, and the other time she almost forced me to eat food that had been microwaved with plastic wrap on top. y'know, the type of plastic that melts. i think i ran upstairs and locked myself in the bathroom for that one.

hhhhh i want to puke even thinking of it. like... there was no need to force me to eat stuff like that over and over. she's not crazy -- just playing weird mind games.
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#6 Posted: 04:04:26 28/01/2021
Nevermind the fact that I'm allergic but baked mussels taste HORRIFIC
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#7 Posted: 13:55:51 28/01/2021
Aside from actually rotten food, but açaí. Yeah yeah brazilian, yeah yeah trademark food, whatever. It actually tastes like sewage to me, I can't even smell it. Another traditional food that I hate the smell of is pequi, but it tastes nice, as long as I don't breathe in too hard.
Close second is artificial cherry flavor on anything, because it tastes like lipstick. It's bad enough that, not only it ruins any cake it's in for me, I can't get lipstick with a strong scent or it stays in my tongue (not actually even touching it) for a time. And I love real cherry!
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#8 Posted: 16:51:49 28/01/2021
Anything with eggs or mushrooms. I can't stand either
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#9 Posted: 17:00:06 28/01/2021
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#10 Posted: 19:09:56 28/01/2021
anything my grandmother makes smilie
to be specific, maybe the worst one is what i call "macaroni". it's supposed to be macaroni and cheese. but she just boils macaroni and puts 2 slices of kraft pasteurized cheese product over it and calls it a meal. oh lord
there's also "mystery fish"..
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#11 Posted: 19:26:32 28/01/2021
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anything my grandmother makes :(
to be specific, maybe the worst one is what i call "macaroni". it's supposed to be macaroni and cheese. but she just boils macaroni and puts 2 slices of kraft pasteurized cheese product over it and calls it a meal. oh lord
there's also "mystery fish"..



that's terrifying my mother used to do the same thing and make me eat it whoa
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#12 Posted: 19:26:46 28/01/2021
Mayonnaise is so gross
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#13 Posted: 19:34:35 28/01/2021
Quote: LeewweewoowheeH
Quote: Thunderdragon14
anything my grandmother makes smilie
to be specific, maybe the worst one is what i call "macaroni". it's supposed to be macaroni and cheese. but she just boils macaroni and puts 2 slices of kraft pasteurized cheese product over it and calls it a meal. oh lord
there's also "mystery fish"..



that's terrifying my mother used to do the same thing and make me eat it whoa


I know, right? That hit different.
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#14 Posted: 20:16:21 28/01/2021
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Quote: Thunderdragon14
anything my grandmother makes smilie
to be specific, maybe the worst one is what i call "macaroni". it's supposed to be macaroni and cheese. but she just boils macaroni and puts 2 slices of kraft pasteurized cheese product over it and calls it a meal. oh lord
there's also "mystery fish"..



that's terrifying my mother used to do the same thing and make me eat it whoa


I know, right? That hit different.

i spent my entire life eating actual garbage and now that i'm moved out, its sad to say but that garbage is all i know. i don't know how to make anything other than what i've always ate lol living on a rotation of the same 6 meals
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#15 Posted: 20:21:23 28/01/2021
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Quote: LeewweewoowheeH



that's terrifying my mother used to do the same thing and make me eat it whoa


I know, right? That hit different.

i spent my entire life eating actual garbage and now that i'm moved out, its sad to say but that garbage is all i know. i don't know how to make anything other than what i've always ate lol living on a rotation of the same 6 meals


i feel your pain i learned to cook said garbage at direction of mother when i was 12 when she left i taught myself how to cook food i actually liked you can definitely do it too it isn't as hard as it looks at all!
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#16 Posted: 17:57:29 30/01/2021
Gonna have to say applesauce and tater tots.
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#17 Posted: 17:59:38 30/01/2021
Kale chips
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#18 Posted: 19:23:27 30/01/2021
honestly I'm so picky with food that i can remember the worst. Last thing I hated was a burrito that had a mix i didn't like at all.
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#19 Posted: 07:33:02 31/01/2021
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#20 Posted: 07:39:50 31/01/2021
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GASP! D-:
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#21 Posted: 07:57:55 31/01/2021
DONT QUOTE IT BECAUSE IT- ERIKA OH NOOOOOOO
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#22 Posted: 08:54:55 31/01/2021
Sparkling water and country fried steak.

**** you, plain ass water is already sparkly and tastes better. Also I do not like how my steak has chicken breading and isn't chicken. It's a bamboozle and a criminal one.
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#23 Posted: 09:04:09 31/01/2021
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DONT QUOTE IT BECAUSE IT- ERIKA OH NOOOOOOO


Oops... :-(

Quote: Trix Master 100
Sparkling water and country fried steak.

**** you, plain ass water is already sparkly and tastes better. Also I do not like how my steak has chicken breading and isn't chicken. It's a bamboozle and a criminal one.


I felt that.
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#24 Posted: 02:50:17 02/02/2021
ohh yeah sparkling water is gross
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#25 Posted: 02:53:10 02/02/2021
^ There we go. Let's all come together now.
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#26 Posted: 06:14:08 02/02/2021
sparkling water is good
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#27 Posted: 06:18:08 02/02/2021
No, it's not.
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#28 Posted: 06:18:44 02/02/2021
Oh noes I love sparkling water
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#29 Posted: 06:20:00 02/02/2021
see someone knows
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#30 Posted: 06:21:43 02/02/2021
Quote: LeewweewoowheeH
sparkling water is good



Quote: BadwolfVesper
Oh noes I love sparkling water



Looks like meat's back on the menu bois.

Also to add on, 1 time in elementary school we had the twin hot dog minis... 2 small dogs of hot variety. So I went to get ketchup, except that I could not read. So I grabbed this "Taco sauce" instead. Tasted awful I was quite sad and tried not crying.
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#31 Posted: 06:25:19 02/02/2021
aaaaaaaw but i m vegetarian triiiiix
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#32 Posted: 06:27:00 02/02/2021
That is a sad story trix I’m sorry ):
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#33 Posted: 06:31:44 02/02/2021
back in high school me and the boys were given a snack from the teacher during an icebreaker game: a large slab of chocolate. we swarm this thing like a bunch of left 4 dead 2 zombies but by the time we started eating we realized what had happened. the teacher had given us bakers chocolate as a prank, and me and the boys were stuck dying and sharing the water fountain with a taste of pure dirt and sawdust in our mouths. it was awesome
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#34 Posted: 06:41:06 02/02/2021
my mother used to make me eat bread and sliced cheese for lunch and dinner she used to give me the cheap leftovers i was always served last so i got the lesser stuff she would feed me like a 4 year old until i was 15 legitimately so basically whatever my mother made me eat food was horrible i still have difficulty with food because of that
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#35 Posted: 06:42:10 02/02/2021
that was my honest answer

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#36 Posted: 15:57:35 02/02/2021
not a food but i hate coffee so much, it belongs in the sewers. 4ever tea masterrace
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#37 Posted: 08:38:22 03/02/2021
Quote: LeewweewoowheeH
aaaaaaaw but i m vegetarian triiiiix


You on the "I eat only vegetarians" or "I only eat vegetables like a good herbivore"?

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That is a sad story trix I’m sorry ):


It okay.

Quote: LeewweewoowheeH
that was my honest answer

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butter scotch



MMMM NO!
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Just kidding fam I get ya not everyone's scotch.
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#38 Posted: 09:03:45 03/02/2021
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Quote: LeewweewoowheeH
aaaaaaaw but i m vegetarian triiiiix


You on the "I eat only vegetarians" or "I only eat vegetables like a good herbivore"?

Quote: BadwolfVesper
That is a sad story trix I’m sorry ):


It okay.

Quote: LeewweewoowheeH
that was my honest answer

also

butter scotch



MMMM NO!
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Just kidding fam I get ya not everyone's scotch.



i am a legitimate plant eating vegetarian i do not eat meet and i do not cannibalize fellow vegetarians and lol that gif is perfect heeh
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#39 Posted: 23:51:31 18/02/2021
Hot food gone cold and cold food gone hot is absolutely gross.
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#40 Posted: 03:26:59 19/02/2021
clank
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#41 Posted: 12:27:43 19/02/2021
Mushrooms. Everything about them is grim. The taste, the smell, the texture. Nope.
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#42 Posted: 16:07:13 03/03/2021
I would also like to give a shoutout to just about anything reheated, particularly the smell. Yes. You can eat the smell of something reheated.
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#43 Posted: 17:59:02 05/03/2021
b u t t e r s c o t c h
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#44 Posted: 22:29:20 06/03/2021
the devil's work
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also i emotionally can not handle mustard
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#45 Posted: 16:03:31 16/03/2021
^ What did I tell you about putting nightmare fuel in a spoiler tab??

I'd like to add sour bananas.

YUCK.
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#46 Posted: 00:34:24 17/03/2021
If you hate Uncrustables I will take all of the money from your bank account forever
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#47 Posted: 01:00:40 17/03/2021
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If you hate Uncrustables I will take all of the money from your bank account forever


jokes on you, bruh, i'm broke and always will be! >:)

but even worse...

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i feel sick just looking at them...
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#48 Posted: 01:37:45 17/03/2021
ok but what about fruit by the foot

bleghhhh
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#49 Posted: 02:43:37 17/03/2021
Thanksgiving Turkey-- the thing so beloved that you're practically forced to eat it (because tradition) and tastes like wet tissue paper.
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