darkSpyro

Here we go...Everyone ready?

You know you suck at Spyro when...
...when Hunter blows your motor off your hood.
...when Cynder locks Bianca up in her dungeon.
...when you drown in waters,cause you can't swim.

Good Luck!

When Sableye eats all of your gems.

when you somehow manage to miss on a door opening that can filll half a room

when you arrive at the well of souls a day late

When you fall down and die in DOTD

When an ape eats you up for dinner

When you charge at a huge enemy but completely miss and fall into an abyss...

you know you owen at spyro when you get the top of cynders lair a week early

when you run into poles constantly

when you mannage to die by fall in a flat room with no holes in the floor

When you get killed by fodders.

when sparxs cant be arsed running away because you've died to much

when your at full health and a grublin kills you.

When you're flying and you can't manage to land where you want to.

when it takes you an hour to beat Toasty.

when ripto's plan works

When your partner in Spyro (Single player) Murders you.

When you're at full health and you die in one hit because an amoeba poked you.

When a sheep turns around and punches you in the face.

when you completely miss a landing that was in the middle of the area and fall into an abyss.

.....When you fall over and over in thte Dream Weavers World and beat the game with 4 lives left...........
(don't say anything that was only ONCE!!!)
( i hadn't played the game in SEVEN YEARS) ......ergghhhm....

When you fail at walking and flying

When you try to catch the same egg thief for 3 hours straight when it runs in a circular path in the middle of a room.
There's mine. lol
Cynder5

Quote: Cynder5

When you try to catch the same egg thief for 3 hours straight when it runs in a circular path in the middle of a room.
There's mine. lol
Cynder5

Good!

when a flodder sues you for assault

when a butterfly kills you

when Bianca dumps hunter

when you fly, hit thin air, and fall

When you have tried to kill Gnasty Gnorc, in one hour xD

when Chuck Norris visits your house....<-<

..when michael jackson appears on screen..

Quote: Lover of Spyro

..when michael jackson appears on screen..

that be worse than chuck

LOL!
Cynder5

When a dragonfly eats you. O.O

you keep charging at tree that eat you

you look for spyro in an attempt to get advice to finish the game

You definatly know you suck at Spyro when you ask on the DotD board "How do I shot web to swing from building and kill Green Goblin?"

lol XD

you know you are bad at spyro when malefors plan is sucsessfull and you still are in the catacombs at the start

You know you suk at Spyro when you take so long to get to Dragon City Ignitus gets impatient and murders you when you get there.

Quote: DraikEX

You know you suk at Spyro when you take so long to get to Dragon City Ignitus gets impatient and murders you when you get there.

lol your horrible

You know you suck when that golem gets impatient and eats your wings.

You know your horrible at Spyro games when you get attacked by Ducks.

You know you're horrible when your console spits the game out at you and yells GTFO!!

You know you're horrible at Spyro games when the game refuses to let you play it. C:

you suck at spyro when you chase an egg theif foe 4 houes and rught when you about to chatch him.... you die...

You suck at Spyro when:
-you can't finish the tutorial,
-the butterflies you try to catch refuses and disappears,
-When Spyro himself tells you while playing

Whe you face the opposite direction to flame something.

when you actually get eaten by that first monster in DOTD by forgetting to press X

Quote: Sam the Dragon

when you actually get eaten by that first monster in DOTD by forgetting to press X

That actually happened to my brother.

When you can't tell the difference between a fodder and an enemy.
When you think that the egg thief will catch itself.
When you have a psychotic break-down from the egg thief that did not catch itself and repeatedly says "nah nah nah nah nah".
When you cannot catch a fodder.
When you spend 5 days trying to get through "The Catacombs" and then fall asleep with remote in hand while trying.
When you can't get a combo over 1.
That's all for now!!
Cynder5

...When Hunter becomes a Jano.
...When you think the Professor is dead serious.
...When Cynder preys on the living flesh.
...When Ren slaps Spyro on the face.
...Red trolls the Peace Keepers.
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