darkSpyro

Yes, a topic that shows us when it's a good idea to stop playing the game with the purple dragon in it...

You know you've been playing too much Spyro WHEN...

...every time you see a field of sheep, you scream "DINNER!!!"

...you kick open boxes and other objects to see if gems fly out.

...your girlfriend once tried to kill you.

...whenever somebody laughs at you, you say "Burn dude burn!!!"

Let's see what all else you kids can come up with...

When you start dreaming yourself as your favorite character from the game.

First: You can never play spyro too much.

You know you've been playing too much Spyro WHEN...
... every time you see the little purple dragon you scream "I love you Spyro!!!"
... you hear a fly and yells: "Wait up Sparx."

You know you play too much Spyro when

You kill a sheep and you start to wounder why no butterflys came out.

You grab a dragonfly and then get someone to smash you, thinking that your dragonfly will protect you.

You know you play too much Spyro when
-you watch mirror and see Spyro or Cynder on it
-You call your pets Spyro and Cynder
-World is purple
-You think like dragon and try fly
-You have tail, claws, horns........
-When your parents scream you

Here's another

....you wonder how in the heck Ridley is around because purple dragons come only every ten generations (kind of complex, Ridley first came out in 1985 and Spyro about 1996, which means there is one game generation between them).

...you expect dragonflies to come up and help you find things.

when you jump off buildings saying i belive i can glide!!! yes i have had dreams about being cynder cool no? i'm a total video game addict

You know you've been playing too much Spyro WHEN...
you bring the games every were you go in case you get a chance to play them.

Quote: BlackDragonAJ89

Here's another

....you wonder how in the heck Ridley is around because purple dragons come only every ten generations (kind of complex, Ridley first came out in 1985 and Spyro about 1996, which means there is one game generation between them).

...you expect dragonflies to come up and help you find things.

who is Ridley?

Big, dragon-robot thingy from the Metroid series. <.<;

YOU DON'T KNOW RIDLEY???

How could you not know him he's REALLY BIG, especially on the internet.

Okay, I got another one now...

...you don't believe there is any other dragon better than Spyro...

You know when you play to much Spyro when...
-you start to kiss and hug the Spyro game cases.
-scream: 'I LOVE YOU SPYRO!'
-think that your a purple dragon, and try to save the world
-blow on people and yell 'Ha! your toast!' (thinking you can breathe fire)
-ALWAYS have dreams of Spyro, or Cynder.
-jump off a cliff and think you can fly

and that's all I can think of right now.

You know you've been playing Spyro too much when...

- you run around the streets asking people where the Dark Master is
- You try to buy groceries by paying with gems
- You run through a forest, start flapping your arms, and expect to lift off
- You think if you fall off a cliff into a river, you'll bounce back up before you hit the water
- You blow out of your mouth and expect some sort of element to come out
- You don't get why your friends think you're weird when you always yell "We're too late!" in a dramatic voice over nothing
- You go to the zoo and name one of the cheetahs Hunter and expect him to know how to shoot a bow and arrow
- You try to blow fire from your mouth at the monkeys at the zoo
- You start wearing all purple clothing and claim you're a special child, born once every 1,000 years
- You jump in the air and start kicking things, expecting time to slow down
- You destroy every crystal rock you see, expecting spirit gems to come out of it
- You randomly faint and expect to see the Chronicler teaching you a new breath
- You hop around side to side, trying to blow fireballs at a giant tree
- You're at Disneyland and go on the pirate ship, claiming you've been captured and are expecting to go to an arena and fight giant scorpions
- you think you can walk on water by stepping on ice cubes you've placed in there
- you capture a dragonfly, claim he's your brother, and expect him to make witty comments on everything you do.

I can think of more, but I'm too lazy at the moment.

Here, I'll see if I can come up with another....

...You freak out every time you see the color purple.
...You want to kill Sableye (from Pokemon) because he ate your gems.

oh i have one
- your parents blame Spyro for you getting a C in math

-Everytime you see something purple, it would remind you of Spyro.

yeah i have defenetly played too much Spyro.

I haven't to be honest...

Hey guys if yous found something that I talk I hate yours really sorry

why am i having all these symptoms???????

Then you need massive doses of either the following games:

Super Mario Bros.
Pokemon
Starfox
Sim City
Metal Gear Solid
Smash Bros.
Tetris

or

JUST GOING OUTSIDE! XP

when people having a crush on cynder,elora ect ect.


WTF do you people just want to rape digital pixel dragons or something?

Why do people like killing pixels in games? It's just one of those things I guess. Still don't understand why we make up fantasy stories and stuff considering the real world is pretty interesting in itself.

When you paint a lizard purple, glue bat wings onto him, name him Spyro, dress yourself in all black, rename yourself Cynder, and marry Spyro. (or the other way around)

Quote: DraikEX

When you paint a lizard purple, glue bat wings onto him, name him Spyro, dress yourself in all black, rename yourself Cynder, and marry Spyro. (or the other way around)

Thats awesome!

What the heck???

Or how about this:

...You have a great amount of fun of beating the crap out of DK and Diddy with Bowser in Smash.

There is never a time to stop...but to know when your playing too much if:

1) You get 50+ lives half-way through the old games.
2) You want Spyro to exist in REAL LIFE.
3) You imagine Spyro, RJ, Hammy, Stitch, Zim and El-Tigre on the same team to do completely random stuff...AND ACTUALLY WRITE STUFF!!!
4) You think dragonhaters must die.
5) You're obsessed with playing Through The Fire And Flames on Expert in GH3, even if it IS Practice.
6) You stay up on all night on weekends to try to get through any Spyro game
7) You plan on making a Spyro & Cynder Love Tribute with a song made by Ben Folds.

P.S. This is all me.

Here's some more...

...You wonder how epic a battle between Solid Snake and Spyro would be on Final Destination as opposed to Sonic and Mario.

...You beat up people expecting gems to come out of them.

...You believe the ultimate weapon is not the golden gun or golden hammer, but either the fireball or the fire fury.

...You laugh every time you see Waluigi in the Mario games (or else you play as him a lot because he wears purple).

...You cry whenever you see a dragon die in a movie.

you jump off a cliff and expect to appear back at the last palce you got electric shocked

when you go crazy if you dont play Spyro for a week (i already am)

Got another:
-If your parachute fails and you expect Ignitus to catch you.

-When Spyro looks right, then left, then behind himself you say
"CRAP! He found me! Your turn, go hide."

-You think your Dad hired Spyro to Barbecue your steak.

-You absolutely REFUSE to eat eggs.

-When you get in a fight at school you think that the bully is aligned with the Dark Master.

-You think 1 + 1 is how many seconds until Spyro vaporizes you.

-You attempt to make a Guitar Hero World Tour Spyro song.

And not last and not least!

-You join the darkSpyro.net forums!

Speaking of Guitar Hero...

You can't get enough of the song Through the flames by Dragonforce.

...or for those not so slick with new tunes, every time you hear songs by the Police, you smirk at the thought that the drummer did the music of the first three games.

Quote:

polar-crush: You start to kiss and hug the Spyro game cases.

LOL! I seriously would be quite disturbed upon seeing this action.
*imagines watching a person at a "GameStop" picking up a Spyro game case and than start cuddling and kissing it. Then, this person shouts: I LOVE YOU SPYRO!!!, I LOVE YOU CASE!!! Last, watches person get thrown out of the store by security.*
Nice one polar-crush!!!
Cynder5

you start seeing dragons in the cloud......i mean the cloud itself

Quote: Cynder5

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polar-crush: You start to kiss and hug the Spyro game cases.

LOL! I seriously would be quite disturbed upon seeing this action.
*imagines watching a person at a "GameStop" picking up a Spyro game case and than start cuddling and kissing it. Then, this person shouts: I LOVE YOU SPYRO!!!, I LOVE YOU CASE!!! Last, watches person get thrown out of the store by security.*
Nice one polar-crush!!!
Cynder5

Ummm........

I sorta do that.

SOMETIMES!!!!!!!!

Okay, I'll admit, all the time.

I just like Spyro, OK?!?!?!?!?!

*looks around at the staring people and walks away slowly*

Okay, how do you feel about this...

MARIO: Let's a see... I beat a-Sonic the hedgehog, a beat a Solid Snake, and I will beat a Pyro the dragon!

Quote: BlackDragonAJ89

Okay, how do you feel about this...

MARIO: Let's a see... I beat a-Sonic the hedgehog, a beat a Solid Snake, and I will beat a Pyro the dragon!

Spyro: [SLAP] "You forgot the 'S',...Mari!"
Cynder: "What's going on over here? Why are you guys yelling?!"
[in the distance] Hammy: "I CAN'T SLEEP!"
RJ: "Would you guys shut the hell up please!"

(Spyro, Cynder and Mario, with innocent look on their face.)
"We're sorry Hokage!"

LOL DraikEX!!
Cynder5

SNAKE: (in cardboard box) Colonel, what are Mario and Spyro arguing about?

COLONEL: It seems that Mario underestimates the legendary purple dragon.

SNAKE: Well you know how I feel about purple dragons

*FLASHBACK*

Snake as a kid is being chased by a guy in a purple dragon costume... WHO'S GOT A HAMMER TRYING TO CRUSH HIM!

*End flashback*

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I know another one! The Brawl announcer would sound totally awesome saying Spyro wouldn't he?

Or that every time somebody asks you to define the meaning of Spyro, you say "a purple dragon with attitude!"

You've been playing too much Spyro WHEN...
-you headbutt people (thinking you have horns)
-you take your friends controller while playing a Spyro game
-you wish you were either Spyro or Cynder
-you buy anything involved with Spyro
-you always think of Spyro
-If you cried during any or all of the endings of Spyro games
-you look for Spyro-related stuff on the internet
(wikipedia, yahoo, forums!) (like me)
-you tried to run away, looking for the chronicler
-If you think New York was Dragon City
-you would kill your best friend if he\she hates Spyro
that's all for now! cant think of any more!

lol these are so lol and i'll think of some later!!

i am going crazy cuz my cousin took it for me because it kept freezeing alot and he returned it and got me another one but i don't have the game back yet because i haven't seen him sincde last sunday, and i only have enter the dragonfly.

-When you attempt to create a machine that will suck you into the Spyro world.
-When you make a grave for Ignitus and mourn over it everyday.
-WHEN YOU ACT LIKE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quote: DraikEX

-When you attempt to create a machine that will suck you into the Spyro world.
-When you make a grave for Ignitus and mourn over it everyday.
-WHEN YOU ACT LIKE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol nice

Hmmm, what else?

PSYCHO MANTIS: So I see... you like... SPYRO THE DRAGON don't you?!

That's Mama Cynder to you, Spyro!

Sonic is just too slow!

Quote: Polar-krush

You know when you play to much Spyro when...
-you start to kiss and hug the Spyro game cases.
-scream: 'I LOVE YOU SPYRO!'
-think that your a purple dragon, and try to save the world
-blow on people and yell 'Ha! your toast!' (thinking you can breathe fire)
-ALWAYS have dreams of Spyro, or Cynder.
-jump off a cliff and think you can fly

and that's all I can think of right now.

Iv'e actually done all of those! I even had a dream last night that i was in beast makers and dream weavers. But spyro wasn't there.

Kick open boxes and see if gems com out,Kinda sounds like Link,except each time he kicks open a small chest,he stubs his toe.

Quote: Cynder_fan

When you start dreaming yourself as your favorite character from the game.

..............I've done that ALOT!!! I dreamed one time that I was Fefnir(Megaman Zero), I started blowing up tanks and soldiers! Everytime a soldier shot at me, the bullet bounced off! I also got on top of one of the tanks and ripped the turret off of it and throw it at a bunch of soldiers! It felt quite real, until I woke up. I normally have dreams like this about 3 times a week, depending on what I eat before I go to bed. Pizza! YUM!

You know you play too much Spyro WHEN

• You call your mum Cynder and your dad Spyro
  
• You kiss the T.V (when your playing Spyro) and say SPYRO! YOU DA BEST! KISS MEZ!!!!
  
• You say "I SHELL TOAST YOU WITH MY FIAH BREATH!!!!11" when someone bullys you
  
• You go crazy when someone says "Its time to go to bed!" right in the middle when your playing Spyro
  
• You don't wan't to turn the consel off because you think that Spyro will die if you do.
  
• You scream when you see someone dressed in purple.
  
• If you see someone bullying another person, you think he is working with Malefor.
  
• You try to frezze your school teacher with ice breath.
  
• You jump off a building, thinking that you will somehow magicly come back alive.
  
• You think you have wings.
  

Quote: BlackDragonAJ89

Hmmm, what else?

PSYCHO MANTIS: So I see... you like... SPYRO THE DRAGON don't you?!

That's Mama Cynder to you, Spyro!

Sonic is just too slow!

His legs come out as a blur because of cheapness, not speed!