darkSpyro

I had to move it here from the roleplaying board.

NO RULES FOR THIS RP

Fly around the room!

*Waddles around*

*flies on the penguin*

*adjusts his glasses*

*transforms into literally everything*

Zombeh: Why am I the only smart guy here?

HEY BETER

Zombeh: *facepalm*

Quote: Pokemon2

Zombeh: Why am I the only smart guy here?

"I don't know, probably because you're the only guy here? Oh, aside from him of course." Blackjack deadpanned.

Zombeh: I'm Zombeh, I'm obvious a zombie and I'm more intelligent than the average zombie and average human.

"I've seen worse." Blackjack quipped.

Zombeh: My father is worse

"No, really, I have seen worse that that, ever been in a city where everything wants to kill you? Or seen a room that used to be at least twenty ponies?" Blackjack sarcastically replied, not really liking to brag about her past experiences.

Zombeh: My dad is the leader of the Zombie Army and they want to kill all humans. I betrayed the Zombie Army so I can help everyone who is not a zombie.

HEY BETER

"Get outa' here! I'm trying to have a conversation!" Blackjack snapped irritably.

"I've died three times, four possibly, and I got well enough to travel to an enormous monstrosity in an underground cavern that wanted to liquefy me." She huffed, getting tired of this bragging game.

"Look, I've done alot of stuff in my life, an army of deluded corpses will probably be easy, probably."

*The door opens and Joe rolls in*

HEY BETER

Zombeh: I'll help you defeat my dad and his Zombie Army.

Foxtail casually strolls in. "Sup?" he said to no-one in particular. He heard about a new RP and decided to check it out. It wouldn't be an avatar RP without crazy uncle Skyhunter, after all.

"A fox?" Blackjack commented, somewhat bewildered by a talking fox, of all things. Clearly taking importance over what seemed to be a young... thing high on dash.

"That's new."

Hey Beter

"I said, GET OUT!" Blackjack roared, her patience being lost to her.
'I've never snapped that easily' she thought to herself in wonder and concern.
'This place is getting the better of me somehow'

*Joe's eyes start to glow bright blue and the ground starts to shake violently*

Joe: I SAID, HEY BETER

Zombeh: Yeah, hopefully nothing evil comes

"I think it might be a little too late for that, zombie guy..." Foxtail said as he gestured to the enraged Family Guy character.

*rides on top of a meteor*

"Meteor Impact! Haahahahahaha!!!"

Zombeh: My name is Zombeh

"Hi, Zombeh, I'm Foxtail. Either way," the young fox looked at the raging Joe. "That doesn't seem good. We'd better do something."

I'M GONNA GO LOOK FOR BETER

*Joe rolls out of the door he came*

"That's finished." Blackjack drily commented. She looked towards the two other rational people.
"Well, what now?" she inquired.

Zombeh: Let's get away from him as soon as we can especially if that crazy person comes back

"Actually, I don't think that guy meant much harm," Foxtail spoke as he watched Joe wheelchair away. "He was probably just looking for Beter, whoever that is. Plus, the guy's in a wheelchair, so how dangerous could he really be?"

Zombeh: People could be more dangerous than they look

"You could say that again." Blackjack replied, her voice flat.
"My question still stands, what now?"

Zombeh: I don't know, maybe try to defeat my father and his zombie army that wants to kill all humans

*The door opens and Joe rolls in*

Joe: Have you seen Beter?

Zombeh: who is Beter?

Joe: Beter Löwenbräu Briffin, Sr., born Justin Beter Briffin according to his birth records, is the protagonist of the show and title character. He's a man of Irish descent currently residing in Quahog, Rhode Island with his wife Lois Briffin. In "Padre de Familia", he was born in Mexico, where his mother had tried unsuccessfully to abort him. Beter agreed to abandon a revolt of his father-in-law Carter Pewterschmidt's servants in exchange for him using his connections to make Beter a United States citizen. According to "I Dream of Jesus", Beter attended Providence High School. Together, Beter and Lois have three children, Chris, Meg, and baby Stewie. After a mix up at a sperm bank, Beter also became the biological father of Bertram. In addition, he and Lois had a child named Beter Briffin Jr. who died when Beter shook him too much as revealed in "The Juice Is Loose". Out of pity he also adopted an intellectual talking dog named Brian who formerly lived on the street as a stray, an accepted fact in Brian's two adoption stories. In The Real Live Briffins he was portrayed by Tom Arnold.

Zombeh: This "Beter" person you're talking about isn't here though.

Joe: Maybe your dad kidnapped Beter...

*Joe cocks gun*

IMMA GONNA SAVE BETER

Zombeh: I won't be surprised if he did knowing he kidnapped thousands of humans, which is why I betrayed my father

Joe angrily rolls out the door.

You hear some gunshots in the other room, and Joe's infuriated screeching

Joe rolls back in.

Joe: WELL HE'S NOT IN THERE

Zombeh: My dad kills humans as well, I'm not sure if my dad could have killed Beter.

Joe: You can't kill Beter. Beter is a God.

*Punches helicopters*

Zombeh: Then I don't know where Beter is

*sings to the forest*

Zombeh: *is quiet*

Rick: Grass taste *Belch* BAD!!!!