darkSpyro

It all started a few months or so after the end of the doom raider era…

*golden queen walks into a room, and sits. There are 9 other empty chairs. Master Eon shows up in a holographic form.*

GQ: Well, what is it?

Eon: We have interviewed other villains.. And determined the best picks to reform. Not every villain was suitable….or stable.

GQ: So, who’s on my team?

Eon: let’s call them in.

*Wolfgang walks in first, and sits down.*

GQ: This is better than i expected!

*Chompy Mage and Krankcase sit down next to them.*

GQ: Is that.. The chompy mage?! Very good.. He’s been VERY loyal.

Chompy Mage: The mage has been uncaged!

Wolfgang: Now we’re rockin’ for good!

Dr. Krankcase: yeah!

GQ: So, i assume the rest are the other doom raiders? I’ve been wanting to talk to Dreamcatcher..

Eon: No. The other 6 are non-doom raiders.

*Pain-Yatta walks in.*

Pain-Yatta: I’M BACK, BABY! I’M FINALLY WITH THE BIG DOGS!

*Grave Clobber and Bad Juju walk in, and sit down.*

GQ: Hey, i remember Juju!

*Blaster-Tron walks in, with a sword.*

Chompy Mage: How’d HE get in over LUMINOUS!?

GQ: I have no idea..

*Hood Sickle walks in, and takes a seat.*

Hood Sickle: Sorry i’m late.

Wolfgang: Wait! He’s undead… I’m undead! Am i gettin’ gypped!?

Eon: No… He’s dark element now.

*Hood Sickle nods.*

Eon: Three villains changed elements. Hood Sickle to dark, Grave Clobber to water..

*Dr. Krankcase does a spit-take.*

Krankcase: WATER!?! But he’s an undead spirit, encapsulated in tissue and rock!! That’s not scientific!

Bad Juju: You’re not even a real doctor!

*Krankcase goes silent.*

Eon...and fire goes to…

*TKC walks in, and sits down.*

Eon:.......Tae Kwon Crow.

TKC: Yes! The amazing TAE KWON CROW has returned!

GQ: wasn’t he the guy i hired to lead some pirates…?

Eon: yes.. But he’s much more than a token pirateer.

*flashback time*

*TKC walks into eon’s office. It’s very clean, with a cloth-covered table.*

TKC: What is THIS!?

Eon: Please.. Take a seat. I have some questions.

*TKC sits down.*

Eon: Your files say you were appointed as the leader of the skyhighlands outpost pirates..

*TKC nods.*

Eon:.....but you never stole anything.

TKC: You’re right!

Eon: But.. there are two cases here i’d like to ask you about.

*Eon pulls up a sheet of paper.*

Eon: It shows here, that you snuck into Cakeman’s Bakery, ruined his pie, and left. What were your motivations?

*TKC takes a deep breath.*

TKC: How DARE Chef CAKEman make a PIE!! He is CAKEman, not PIEman! It is out of character! It ruins the balance of skylands! I HAD to stop him! So I got in, and put a stop to him DARING to make a PIE when he is a CAKE MAKER! He also had a CROOKED picture frame, and his DOOR was UNLOCKED! HOW DARE HIS PICTURE FRAME BE CROOKED! HOW DARE HE LOCK ALL HIS DOORS BUT ONE!!!

*TKC hyperventilates. Eon takes notes on a notepad.*

Eon: Interesting. Now, It says HERE that you snuck into a sheep farm.. But only yelled at a sheep. Then you left.. Any cau-

TKC: Sheep are only supposed to make noise for FIVE SECONDS! This one sheep made noise for 7.61487 SECONDS! YES, I COUNTED! HOW DARE A SHEEP MAKE 2.61487 MORE SECONDS OF NOISE THAN NORMAL! IT’S JUST WRONG! I HAD TO MAKE THIS RIGHT!

*TKC hyperventilates again. Eon takes many notes.*

TKC: Sometimes.. Even THINKING about people DARING to do something that risks the NORMALITY of ALL OF SKYLANDS makes me angry! It makes me enraged!

*TKC takes a deep breath.*

TKC:...It makes me… a bit stressed.

Eon: Have you ever seen a mental doctor?

TKC: Golden Queen didn’t give any of us healthcare.

Eon: well that explains gulper…

*Eon clears his throat, and hands TKC a note.*

Eon: Take this to Blastermind when we’re done.. It might help.

TKC: So, what am I here for!?

Eon: You are in heavy consideration to become a full-fledged skylander.

TKC: WHAAAAT!? HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST I DO GOOD!!

Eon: think about it.. You have had a dark past. You have good intentions.. And good strengths. We could use an ally like you.. Plus, you know, we’d give you healthcare.

*TKC ponders for a second. He then places his katana on the desk.*

TKC: I accept your offer, Master Eon, SIR! I, Tae Kwon Crow.. SHALL NOW DO GOOD!

Eon: Perfect. Now.. we’d have to class you in the FIRE element.. It this okay?

TKC: YES!

Eon: Cool. Now… i’d like to play..

*Eon removes the cloth from the table mentioned earlier.*

Eon: Skystones SMASH.

TKC: YOU KNOW ME SO WELL!!

*back to the present.*

TKC: After beating master eon 5 times in a row.. I went to blastermind. He said i have a… “Compulsive Disorder.” I’m not sure what exactly that means.. But.. i’m here. For Good.

*the other villains lightly applaud.*
GQ: Now- we’ve cleaned your library. What are we doing now?

*Eon pulls up a screen.*

Eon: Portal masters have uncovered the power of Mind Magic! It allows them to create their own skylanders, using their own imaginations! But those skylanders will need to be educated in the art of battle classes… and you guys fit those perfectly.

*Eon pulls out 10 badges, one for each battle class.*

Eon: For golden queen, a sorcerer. For dr krankcase, a quickshot. For chompy mage, a bazooker! For wolfgang, a bowslinger.

*Eon walks to the next row.*

Wolfgang: how do i use a bow!?

Chompy Mage: Nice! I get a BAZOOKA!

Eon: For bad juju, a swashbuckler. For hood sickle, a sentinel. For pain-yatta, a smasher. For grave clobber, a brawler. For blaster-tron, a night. For tae kwon crow, a ninja!

*eon goes back to the front of the room.*

Eon: With your battle classes combined.. You get to train the new generation!

*The villains applaud.*

Eon: WELCOME.. TO THE SKYLANDERS!

*even louder villain applause*

-

*cut to a party, with other senseis. Hood Sickle, bad juju, blaster tron, and TKC are sitting at a table together. Hood Sickle takes a long smoke of a cigar.*

Bad Juju: Don’t you kn-

Hood Sickle: I have no lungs. Nothing hurts me.

Blaster-Tron: My sensors indicate you sound different than you used to.

Hood Sickle: My old voice was a burden put on me by Dreamcatcher. Now that i’m a skylander, i have a new voice. It’s still threatening.. But not too scary.

*The four laugh in unison. Hood Sickle takes another smoke.*

Hood Sickle: So, what do you wanna talk about, Tae?

*TO BE CONTINUED*

*The four laugh in unison. Hood Sickle takes another smoke.*

Hood Sickle: So, what do you wanna talk about, Tae?

*TKC looks around the room.*

TKC: Look at all these other SENSEIS! I mean, we’re obviously not the only ones teaching! Who are these guys!?

Bad Juju: Why don’t we find out..?

*Hood Sickle glances at Pit Boss.*

Hood Sickle: AHEM….

*he gets up, and walks to pit boss.*

Hood Sickle: Don’t you know? I’M the one who rocks the hood here.

Pit Boss: It’s not a hood! It is a religious headdress worn by the elders of the Serpentism Church!

Hood Sickle: Yeah, you keep saying that…

*he walks away.*

*TKC goes to Pit Boss.*

TKC: HELLO! I’ve heard of serpentism.. How does it work!?

Pit Boss: Why, i’d be happy to explain! You see- it revolves around the belief that Titanoboa watches all of us. He loves all of us! So in return, we have to spread his existence and love.

TKC: You’re an elder there!?

Pit Boss: Yesssss! I am one of the 7 great oracles of twisty mountain!

TKC: Nice!

Pit Boss: Oh, i have to go! Starcast and Flarewolf invited me over to play games..

TKC: See you later!

Pit Boss: See you later! Boa’s Blessing!

*Pit Boss leaves.*

*Blaster-Tron walks over.*

Blaster-Tron: My sensors indicate a knight is nearby.

*Ambush walks to them*

Ambush: Hello, fellow sensei! I am ambush- a wise man.

Blaster-Tron: Greetings. I am Blaster-Tron, serial number 56TT. My programming indicates i am in your knightly ranks.

Ambush: Yes. Wise man once said peace can be achieved through big sword. I follow wise man, thus, big swords are my way.

Blaster-Tron: I have detected 5 grammatical errors in your wording. Would you like to hear them?

Ambush: Oh no, not really..

*Ambush walks away.*

Bad Juju: Great going, Pricktron 3000! You just got to meet an ANCIENT warrior, and you told him to fix his grammar!?

Blaster-Tron: I am not “PrickTron 3000.” I am Blaster-Tron, serial number 56TT.

Hood Sickle: Maybe you should put some humor in your motherboard.

*laughing from TKC, Hood Sickle, and Bad Juju.*

Blaster-Tron: Humor is not within my systems. Would you like a definition for “Humor?”

Hood Sickle: Sure. Come at me.

Blaster-Tron: Humor is defined as- Not what you have.

Bad Juju: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! DUUUDE, YOU JUST GOT ROASTED BY A ROBOT! ARE YOU GONNA TAKE THAT!? HUH!?

Hood Sickle: I’ll see you all later..

*Hood Sickle just.. vanishes.*

TKC: where did he GO!?

Bad Juju: He has that power now, i guess.

Blaster-Tron: Roasting is defined as a cooking technique. I did not cook anything. I simply told him what was what.

Bad Juju: Never change, Blaster… never change.


*Wolfgang walks over.*

Wolfgang: Ugh.. someone, get me a drink.

TKC: What happened!?

Wolfgang: there’s a fangirl amongst the others.

*Chopscotch skips over, and site next to wolfgang. She looks at him. He looks away.*

Chopscotch: I’ve always been a big fan, now we can work hand in hand!

Wolfgang: everything you’ve said in the past 2 hours rhymed. Are you okay?

Chopscotch: I always prefer to speak in rhyme. That is how i spend the time.

Wolfgang: Orange.

Chopscotch: Well why would you say orange, that’s just…

*silence.*

Chopscotch: DAMMIT!

*she pulls out a notepad.*

Chopscotch: With this note pad, you can see.. That’s a new record! 193!

Wolfgang: 193.. What?

Chopscotch: 193 days, every time- when i spoke, i spoke in rhyme.

Bad Juju: You do this because..?

Chopscotch: You get one life, and then you’re done.. Why not go and have some fun?

Bad Juju: well, i like the sound of that!

Chopscotch: Well that was easy, but it’s not the end! So, juju, wanna be my friend?

Bad Juju: yeah, sure! But one thing… Wolfgang over here is currently dating Golden Queen.

*silence.*

Chopscotch: Well it is good to be woke.. But sadly, my heart has broke.

Bad Juju: hey, hey, it’ll be okay! Let’s hang out tonight.

Chopscotch: I’ve always wanted to stay a night! Can we do a pillow fight?

Bad Juju: Yeah!

Chopscotch: Thank you so much, new friend! We will be up until the night’s end!

*they walk away.*

TKC: well. That was…

Wolfgang: Finally, being with the queen was good for once.

TKC: Huh!?

Wolfgang: She’s not nice..! I have almost NO TIME for myself. She always needs me to be there, for some reason! I do like her.. Just… She’s a bit clingy. And when i say anything, it’s not good for me.

Blaster-Tron: Searching “Relationship advice…”

Wolfgang: Thanks..

TKC: I would not know how to help here! I am off to my APARTMENT!

*TKC does a Naruto-style run out of the party.*
*Wolfgang gets a call from Flarewolf.*

Wolfgang: Flarewolf..?


Flarewolf: I need some help!

Wolfgang: yeah…

Flarewolf: How do i get the affections of Starcast!? I want some of those biceps!


Wolfgang: Well, it’s a good thing you called me and not Pit Boss.. I’ll come over tomorrow.

Flarewolf: THANKS! *hang up*

Wolfgang: I’m gonna have to ask around.. I don’t know what i could do to help.

*barbella walks over.*

Barbella: hey there, big bad wolf! Would you be interested in some fitness classes?

Wolfgang: My gay friend needs help.

Barbella: I could help said gay friend. Me and Ember know ALL about that thing.

Wolfgang: Good. I’ll talk to you two tomorrow.

*TO BE CONTINUED*

*chopscotch is at bad juju’s apartment. They’re sitting on a bed, telling jokes.*

Bad Juju: and i said to grave clobber, “YOU NEED SOME VOODOO!” so i gave him some voodoo! He was in the hospital for eight weeks!

Chopscotch: It’s morbid to joke of voodoo wrath, but the story makes me laugh!

Bad Juju: You’re really fun to hang with!

Chopscotch: Wow, how nice to say! Back at home.. It wasn’t that way.

Bad Juju: did you.. Not have friends back home?

Chopscotch: I loved to do my rhyming streak, but everyone else called me a freak…

Bad Juju: so… you weren’t very popular?

Chopscotch: no… it wasn’t so.

Bad Juju: it’s okay… i’ll be your friend.

*Bad Juju hugs Chopscotch.*

Chopscotch: This was good for me to know.. But it is late, i must go.

Bad Juju: wanna do this again next week?

Chopscotch: Yes!


*she walks out the door.*

*bad juju gets in her bed.*

Bad Juju: She’s a cinnamon roll too good for this world. Too pure.

*she pauses.*

Bad Juju: why aren’t there more people like her?

*bad juju goes to sleep.*

*the next day at the academy. TKC is in a room with Boom Bloom and Starcast.*

Starcast: So, master eon has asked us to discuss the ninja imaginator curriculum.

TKC: YES! WE MUST MAKE SURE THE STUDENTS ARE GREAT!

Boom Bloom: Calm down there, big bird!

TKC: I AM NOT BIG BIRD! I AM TAE KWON CROW!!!

*TKC flips the table.*

TKC: who are YOU… that is my question!!

Boom Bloom: I’m boom bloom, life sensei, ninja class. My weapons are still in the mail.. So i can’t really fight until that happens. So you and starcast will do most of the talking.

*Starcast waves in the background.*

TKC: LET US COMMENCE DISCUSSION!

Starcast: Well.. i’m starcast. You’re tae kwon crow, right?

TKC: YES!


Starcast: cool. So, what do we teach them first?

TKC: We teach them… HOW TO THROW!!!

Starcast:...not a bad idea, actually.

*in the next room over*

GQ: So.. WHO are you again??

*Mysticat is standing there. The queen is perplexed by his centaur features.*

Mysticat: I’m Mysticat.. And you must be the sassy gold chick.

GQ: HEY! YOU SON OF A-

Pit Boss: CALM DOWN! We’re friends here!

*GQ is paused, about to strangle mysticat.*

Mysticat: why don’t we… PAWS for a second…?

*mysticat holds up his hands*

Pit Boss: God Dammit…

GQ: Also, PUT SOME PANTS ON! I can see pinocchio, and he’s telling the truth.

Mysticat: Well EXCUUUSE ME, princess!


Pit Boss: *sigh* well.. This will be a year to remember.. Remembered as good or bad.. Not sure yet.

*next room over*

Krankcase:....You care to explain why you have living guns?

Tidepool: You care to explain why you have 5,000 wooden children, and no legs?

*silence.*

*next room over.*

Ambush: Wise man once say, “Sky Chi is COOL.” Thus, Sky Chi is VERY special to the students.

Wild Storm: What does wiseman say about the best.. You know.. sites.

Ambush: Wise man uses HUB.

*next room*

King Pen: So…. Mr Air Strike… you gonna explain the bird?

Air Strike: He’s my friend.

Grave Clobber: WHY AM I HERE!?

*next room*

Flarewolf: ...And THAT’S how i got this scarf!

Chompy Mage:......I still don’t like you. You’re not a chompy.
*last room i swear*

Ember: So, we do WHAT exactly?

Barbella: We teach the how to use staves.

Hood Sickle: Cool.

*later that night. There’s a meet-up at the donut shop.*

Chain Reaction: So i shout to him.. Kiss me lovely booty! And he kiss me treasure!

*RoBow just stares at his donut.*

Aurora: Aren’t you gonna eat that?

RoBow: I can’t. I am a being of metal. And no mouth.

*Chain Reaction grabs the donut.*

Chain Reaction: What? he wasn't goin' to put grub in me gullet that!

*hearty robotic laughter*

Aurora: So, you wanna talk about anything?

RoBow: I wish people would take me seriously. I keep getting called “the pun name guy.” I want people to see me as a real sensei!

Aurora: I’m sure i can help!

*Another party is happening. TKC is sitting at a table, with bad juju, hood sickle, and blaster-tron.*

TKC: So! What shall we do!??!

Bad Juju: I’m gonna go with Chopscotch.

*Bad Juju leaves, and goes to Chopscotch.*

Hood Sickle: So. How’s the classes.

Blaster-Tron: My sensors indicate the classes have not begun.

Hood Sickle: Well, how’s Ambush?

Blaster-Tron: Master Ambush is doing just fine.

TKC: I have made friends with STARCAAAST!

Hood Sickle: oh, him? He’s a really nice guy. I think Flarewolf is gay for him.

TKC: FLAREWOLF IS GAY IN GENERAL!

Hood Sickle: Figures.

Blaster-Tron: I have calculated that Starcast’s attractive qualities come from his muscular arms.

TKC: I GUESS!


*Grave Clobber and Pain-Yatta walk over.*

Pain-Yatta: WHAT’S UP, BOYS!

Grave Clobber: What is up my dudes???

TKC: PAIN-YATTA!? WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!

Pain-Yatta: I’ve been working with tri-tip on the smasher classes.

Hood Sickle: And Grave Clobber, where were you..?

Grave Clobber: WHY AM I A BRAWLER!? KING PEN MAKES ME USELESS.

TKC: Because EON DID ALL THE DRUGS!!!!!

*Aurora walks over, and sits down.*

Aurora: I can assure you my uncle has done no such things. The beard spray may have been a bit intoxicating though.

Hood Sickle: Hold Up.. He’s yourUNCLE!?!?!?

Aurora: Yep.

TKC: But HOW!?!

Aurora: His sister, Era, married another portal master. They had me.

TKC: Does that make you…. A PORTAL MASTER!?

Aurora: *sigh* I don’t like to talk about it in public.. But yes. When i turn 18, i will gain full access to my powers.

Pain-Yatta: …...So, exactly why does your uncle use so much spray?

Aurora: I don’t know.

*Chain Reaction shows up.*

Chain Reaction: What be th' matter, me mateys?

Aurora: Nothing really.

Chain Reaction: Well then, i guess ye won't be needin' me help then. spy wit' ye eye ye later, buckos!

*Chain Reaction leaves.*

*Cut to the next day. The sorcerer senseis are planning the curriculum.*

Pit Boss: So, Cortex, what do you think we should do?

*Cortex looks at a sheet of paper.*

Cortex: Is WORLD DOMINATION an option…?

Pit Boss: No. World Domination is not an option.

*Cortex gets up, and walks towards the door.*

Cortex: I’ll see you all later.
*He leaves.*

Pit Boss: Never understood that guy…

*Golden Queen and Mysticat walk in. They’re talking to each other about something*

Mysticat: Where do you get all those jewels?


Golden Queen: *shrugs* I used to steal them.. But now I just buy them like a responsible person.

Mysticat: That’s great!

Pit Boss: Oh, hey there guys.

*GQ and Mysti sit down.*

Pit Boss: *sigh* So… erm... what do we want to teach our sorcerers.

Mysticat: We’ll start with Magical Upheaval, and go from there. Golden Queen was able to get a technique from a doomlander. Something with a Sticky Orb.

Pit Boss: Hmmm. Good.

Golden Queen: We’ll have to appoint them with staves. We ordered 50 basic training staves.

Pit Boss: And they’ll make their own Staves when ready.

Golden Queen: Exactly.

Pit Boss: Why does Mysticat sound like a woman?

Mysticat: I don’t know!

*next room*

*Wolfgang is playing his guitar. Flarewolf is sitting next to him.*

Flarewolf: Hey.

Wolfgang: Whaddya need?

Flarewolf: What do guys like?

Wolfgang: I would say “big tits”, but you don’t have tits. So just talk to him! Be yourself. He’ll understand.

*Flarewolf nervously walks over to Starcast*

Starcast: Hey Flarewolf.

Flarewolf: Hey! Just a quick question…

*Flarewolf gulps*

Flarewolf: You free tomorrow night?

Starcast: Yeah. Why?

Flarewolf: I was wondering if we could… er… go out.

Starcast: Yeah, I can do that.

Flarewolf: Wait, for real!?

Starcast: Yeah. I always had a feeling someone liked me.. So i always made sure my nights were free.

Flarewolf:....Your arms are sexy.

Starcast: Wow! T-Thanks! I.. I never thought anybody would say my arms are sexy…

Flarewolf: I’m glad to be the first.

*Starcast blushes a bit.*

*wolfgang watches from the sides.*

Wolfgang: Ah. Cool.

*More guitar playing*
*King Pen and Tri-Tip are in a room.*

Tri-Tip: so, what’s the matter?

King Pen: Boom Bloom brought back THIS from a mission to Mushroom River.

*He pulls out a big chest.*

Tri-Tip: That’s just a regular imaginite chest…

King Pen: Not exactly. This was obtained after defeating Kaos’ brawler doomlander.

*He opens the chest, and explodes the imaginite.*

Tri-Tip: Dude, those shoulder pads are awesome!

King Pen: Yes.. But at the bottom, i found this.

*He pulls out a pure black imaginite crystal.*

Tri-Tip: Imaginite doesn’t come in that color…

King Pen: Exactly. This is a crystal used to create an imaginator- a crystal of kaos’ own element.

Tri-Tip: What if we could use the crystal to create our own version of the doomlanders!

King Pen: Are you sure that’ll work….?

Tri-Tip: We were able to get a clone of KAOS HIMSELF on our team.. I think it’ll work.

*He sets the crystal down, and touches it. It buzzes when touched.*

King Pen: Only a portal master can open the crystal.

Tri-Tip: WAIT! Aurora is Eon’s niece.. And her mother and father are also portal masters.. And she turns 18 on saturday. So she could open it on saturday!

King Pen:.......Tri-Tip, you’re a genius!

*King Pen is in his office. Tri Tip busts down the door.*

King Pen: TRI TIP!? Why did you break my door?!??


Tri-Tip: Sorry.. I was able to find two more Kaos Krystals!

*Tri-Tip sets down two, pitch black crystals. One has a knight class symbol engraved in it, and the other has a sorcerer class symbol engraved.*

King Pen: Knight and Sorcerer. Interesting.

*King Pen picks up the crystals, and sets them in a case.*

King Pen: That just leaves seven more..

Tri-Tip: And isn’t aurora’s birthday tomorrow!?

King Pen: It is.

*In another room, Starcast is teaching some imaginators.*

Starcast: Now, you will all try throwing these basic ninja stars.

*The imaginators throw stars. Most of them miss.*

Starcast: Remember, it’s all in your wrist!

*More stars fly by. Most miss.*

Starcast: Put your right foot forward for good posture and accuracy!

*One star is thrown. It bounces around the room, and hits the target dead-on.*

Starcast: Well..

*All eyes turn towards the back of the room, where an eyeball with arms and legs is standing. His angel wings expand into full length from nervousness. His ninja star returns to him.*

Starcast: Hmmm…

*He walks over to the young ninja.*

Starcast: What is your name?
*The eyeball looks starcast in the face, nervously.*

Eye Soar: it’s Eye Soar. Air Element.

Starcast: How did you get it to bounce around the room?

Eye Soar: Well, i just put my foot forward, and threw the star.. Hitting the target was a nice surprise.

Starcast: I’ll be right back.

*He walks out for a few minutes. The other ninjas begin to talk amongst themselves after the door closes.*

*The door opens, and starcast walks back in with a large case.*

Starcast: Open the case, Eye Soar.

*The young student opens the case. Two replica versions of starcast’s golden stars are in the box.*

Eye Soar: WHOA!! Are these..

Starcast: Sensei series replicas. They’re yours.

Eye Soar: Thanks! But.. why me?

Starcast: You have skill. I admire that.

*a few minutes of silence pass.*

Starcast: Quiz time.

*collective sighs fill the room.*

*later that night. All the non- villain senseis, excluding crash and cortex, are in a room.*

King Pen: As a special treat before the school year begins.. Here’s a childhood picture slideshow!

*King Pen sits down, and the slideshow begins.*

*The first picture is of a young king pen, nested in between his dad’s legs.*
King Pen: I was hatched a day before this was taken.

Tri-Tip: You were so FLUFFY!

Tidepool: Yeah, he’s right- you were REALLY fluffy.

King Pen: Next..

*Cut to picture of Tidepool at a school dance.*

Tidepool: Oh yeah! Homecoming of 10th grade.. Man, Shellseas High was great.

*next pic is of tri-tip, his face covered in purple paint.*

Tri-Tip: oh yeah! I was 6, and my parents were painting the house.. And i stuck my face in a paint can.

*Next pic is of young barbella, on the playground.*

Ember: Whoa, you had long hair!


Barbella: I cut it when i realized i didn’t like boys.

*next pic is of a forest.*

Ambush: I am there, you just do not see me.

*laughing*

*Next picture is of boom bloom, with long leaf ponytails, playing in dirt.*

Boom Bloom: i was MUCH DIFFERENT as a child..

*next pic is of ember, with a sword.*

Ember: ah, i liked that sword.

*next pic is of flarewolf, with a match.*

Flarewolf: i was a reckless young pup.

*next pic is of chopscotch, with headphones.*

Ember: That’s the same size you are now!


Chopscotch: Age does not affect me at all.. I forever stay small!

*no pit boss image.*

*image of a young air strike, surrounded by baby chickens*

Air Strike: Ah yeah! I liked birds. I still do.

Wild Storm: i can tell- you have a stormblade bodypillow.

*silence. No wild storm image.*

*next image is of mysticat, sleeping.*

Mysticat: I slept a lot.

*next image is of buckshot, with an afro and round glasses.*

Buckshot: I was a bit nerdy..

*no tech images, or dark ones.*

*image of aurora, hugging eon’s arm.*

Aurora: I love my uncle.

King Pen: Oh yeah.. On your birthday, we need you to help us.

Aurora: Just because i’ll be 18 DOES NOT mean i will ha-

King Pen: We were just gonna ask you to open some kaos krystals..

*It’s aurora’s birthday party.*

TKC: Wow! How did we get LUMINOUS to perform?!?!?!

Hood Sickle: He’s doing community service.

*Luminous is reluctantly hosting a game show with some of the other guests.*

TKC: Oh my!


*Tidepool walks over*

Tidepool: Nice party, isn’t it.

Hood Sickle: Why, of course. I’d roll my eyes if i had pupils.

*Tidepool laughs.*

Tidepool: You’re funny, you know that? Why don’t we hang out saturday night?

Hood Sickle: Is this a date?

Tidepool: only if you want it to be…

Hood Sickle: *shurgs* you’ve got a deal.

*Tidepool walks away.*

Hood Sickle:...I think i just got asked out.

TKC: *shrugs*

*an hour later, the senseis are gathered to see aurora open her presents.*

Aurora: Thanks for doing this, everyone!

*She opens the present from Buckshot. It’s a new phone.*

Aurora: Thanks! Hey, how’d you know i wanted this?

Buckshot: *Shrugs* just a feeling.

*She opens the present from Blaster-Tron. It’s a birth control pill.*
Aurora: Uh… thanks… but why tho?

Blaster-Tron: As a being with knowledge of the next 10,000 years, You may or may not have a child who may or may not start a war. I thought you may want to prevent said war.

Aurora: *giggles* thanks, dude.

*She opens the present from Golden Queen. It’s a golden credit card.*

Aurora: Whoa, thanks! I didn’t even know you could fit this many zeroes after a one…

Golden Queen: I had no time to find a present, so i threw together some of my savings for you…

Aurora: This is more money than a teacher would ever make over his or her whole life… Are you sure this is just “some?”

Golden Queen: I own three sevenths of all the money in skylands. It’s no big deal.

Aurora: Question… who owns the other 4 parts?

Golden Queen: Trigger Happy owns another three sevenths, and the rest is scattered in pots and piles around the skylands.

*Aurora opens the last present. It’s from King Pen. Inside is a black crystal*

Aurora: Thanks!... Does it do anything..?

King Pen: Pick it up.

*She picks it up, and it floats out of her hands about a foot or so. It projects a light on the ground. A sorcerer doomlander with a bi-clops head visualizes. The crystal then returns to aurora’s hands.*

Aurora: What did i just do?

Doomlander: Where’s the Portal Master who created me?

*Tri-Tip nervously points to Aurora.*

Doomlander: Greetings, Master Aurora. Feel free to change me.. Except for the class. Things don’t work that way.

*Aurora stands there for a second. The senseis are looking at her.*
Aurora: Can i give you a skeleton head..?

*The doomlander’s head switches to a skull.*

Aurora: okay, you’re good.

Doomlander: Are there any sorcerer teachers?

*Aurora points at Mysticat.*

Aurora: him. Go to him.

*The doomlander walks to mysticat.*

King Pen: So...We have, like, 9 of those crystals left. Can you do that with all of them?

Aurora:....I guess.

Ember: She’s a portal master?!

Aurora: Well, now that i’m 18… yeah.

King Pen: Well, i’ve decided that we’re all gonna go to the golden arcade!

*Cheering*

King Pen: and after a solid week of convincing.. Golden Queen is paying for all of us!

*louder cheering*