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Seduce the user above you. [CLOSED]
Skyhunter Diamond Sparx Gems: 9268
#1 Posted: 20:34:32 08/02/2016 | Topic Creator
Title.
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It doesn't matter if the bars are iron or gold, a cage is a cage.
Bryman04 Gold Sparx Gems: 2116
#2 Posted: 00:40:28 09/02/2016
Um, how and why?

Well... This is awkward...
abstractsardine Gold Sparx Gems: 2244
#3 Posted: 07:17:52 09/02/2016
... This is impossible. How does one seduce a dog thing?
G2nt Yellow Sparx Gems: 1130
#4 Posted: 08:06:43 09/02/2016
[User Posted Image]
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Boop!
Spyro Fanatic Hunter Gems: 12293
#5 Posted: 09:25:30 09/02/2016
I have no idea how to do this...

[User Posted Image]
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 09:28:50 09/02/2016 by Spyro Fanatic
Bumblebunnii Yellow Sparx Gems: 1474
#6 Posted: 22:25:55 21/02/2016
Are you the door to Vault 101? Because you showed me a whole new world.
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#7 Posted: 08:08:08 05/03/2016
We've both got buckets of chicken, wanna do it?
G2nt Yellow Sparx Gems: 1130
#8 Posted: 08:14:54 05/03/2016
Your boobs are good, let's go

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Boop!
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#9 Posted: 08:40:58 05/03/2016
Uh, hey there... good lookin'... I got a bucket of chicken...
G2nt Yellow Sparx Gems: 1130
#10 Posted: 08:52:15 05/03/2016
Quote: StriderSwag
Uh, hey there... good lookin'... I got a bucket of chicken...


Seduce was good, I'm sold
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Boop!
Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3363
#11 Posted: 09:13:24 05/03/2016
hey there person of the female variety, would you uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh sex?
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Lanky Kong saved me despite having no style nor grace.
G2nt Yellow Sparx Gems: 1130
#12 Posted: 09:15:50 05/03/2016
sry, is lesbon
u can b bae tho
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Boop!
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#13 Posted: 09:19:13 05/03/2016
dam nicky ur bobbies
Bumblebunnii Yellow Sparx Gems: 1474
#14 Posted: 09:21:17 05/03/2016
Ayy gurl
Ayyy
Gurl
Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because that booty is refreshing.
Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3363
#15 Posted: 09:26:43 05/03/2016
AYO
YE YOU

YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM? I'M THE LYRICAL MIRACLE, BUSTIN RHYMES FROM TIME TO TIME

IT'S ME, MATTYB, GREATEST HIP HOP SENSATION SINCE BIGGIE SMALLS

YOU WANNA ****
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Lanky Kong saved me despite having no style nor grace.
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 09:26:55 05/03/2016 by Lunarz
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#16 Posted: 09:31:13 05/03/2016
SEDUCE ME
G2nt Yellow Sparx Gems: 1130
#17 Posted: 09:32:04 05/03/2016
SEDUCES YOU
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Boop!
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#18 Posted: 09:35:22 05/03/2016
I'd be your fried chicken tramp smilie
G2nt Yellow Sparx Gems: 1130
#19 Posted: 09:37:07 05/03/2016
fried chicken tramp bae smilie
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Boop!
G2nt Yellow Sparx Gems: 1130
#20 Posted: 09:54:16 05/03/2016
Quote: Drawdler
profanity

[User Posted Image]


u don need 2 seduce
we baes
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Boop!
skylandersspyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 3872
#21 Posted: 21:31:17 07/03/2016
hey b8y wanna cum to mah house
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Uh Uh Uh! You didn't say the magic word!
Windumup Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217
#22 Posted: 04:39:05 08/03/2016
But he is a guy smilie


You want to "dance" at the yellow sparx club? :kappa:
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Ugh I wish my body wasn't a mess
Bumblebunnii Yellow Sparx Gems: 1474
#23 Posted: 23:16:52 08/03/2016
Ayy, wanna come back to my place for some...


Cummies? c;
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#24 Posted: 23:18:50 08/03/2016
hey baby wanna come back to my place and cook some bacon
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#25 Posted: 23:22:14 08/03/2016
hey bby wanna disintegrate cummies??
Bumblebunnii Yellow Sparx Gems: 1474
#26 Posted: 23:27:47 08/03/2016
I'll do better, I swear! Gimme another chance. Uhh...
I have puppies and pizza, and Spiderman 2 back at my place. c;

Also, Strider... My future ex wife... It hurts that you don't know I'm a vegetarian.
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#27 Posted: 01:01:24 09/03/2016
I can seduce Cynderfan in three words, just watch:

"No cummies. Pizza."

Quote: Bumblebunnii
Also, Strider... My future ex wife... It hurts that you don't know I'm a vegetarian.


But why am I your future wife and why are we future divorced??
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#28 Posted: 02:02:49 09/03/2016
Quote: Cynderfan507
in the words of Gnarlytreesnex from my dS fan art from long ago
"I'll skylander your dumb ways to smilie"

Quote: StriderSwag
I can seduce Cynderfan in three words, just watch:

"No cummies. Pizza."

Quote: Bumblebunnii
Also, Strider... My future ex wife... It hurts that you don't know I'm a vegetarian.


But why am I your future wife and why are we future divorced??


I love you.


[User Posted Image]
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StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#29 Posted: 02:09:28 09/03/2016
I can get them back, watch this.

"Wanna eat pizza and play Sly Cooper for hours on end with absolutely no mention of cummies whatsoever?"
Camo22 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3501
#30 Posted: 04:17:25 10/03/2016
Hey! I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
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darkwolf Platinum Sparx Gems: 7397
#31 Posted: 19:50:41 10/03/2016
Ayy did you swallow a magnet? Because you're attractive smilie
Camo22 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3501
#32 Posted: 23:44:06 10/03/2016
Are you a thief? Because you've stolen my heart smilie
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Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3363
#33 Posted: 23:47:58 10/03/2016
we're gonna need some camo for what we're gonna be doing later smilie
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Lanky Kong saved me despite having no style nor grace.
Camo22 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3501
#34 Posted: 23:51:11 10/03/2016
*Bites you* I just took a bite out of crime, because its illegal to have such beautiful eyes smilie
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Camo22 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3501
#35 Posted: 02:14:59 11/03/2016
No words can explain how awesome and terrific you are! Your one of the best people I know and you are loved! If only others knew of your abilities and talents, because your just an absolutely terrific person.
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Camo22 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3501
#36 Posted: 04:11:54 11/03/2016
(Same here smilie Using this topic to practice)

I need to wear sunglasses when your around because your gleaming with beauty! smilie
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dinorang67 Gold Sparx Gems: 2409
#37 Posted: 05:36:44 12/03/2016
hhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
so um
wanna play some smash eheheh
really nervous gay laughter
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and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out a
Camo22 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3501
#38 Posted: 06:07:54 12/03/2016
I'd love to battle you in Smash! However, even though your beautiful and probably a wonderful fighter, I can't hold back.
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