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DarkSpyro_101 gave me this idea

the first one is based on me beating up Malefor in dawn of the dragon!

Me: Hey Malley!
Malefor: OH GOD SHE'S GONNA KILL ME!!!!!
Me:
Malefor: *runs VERY fast*

Me: *finds Malefor*
Malefor: what???
Me: There you are!
Malefor: I'M GOING BACK TO CONVEXITY!!!!!

that's funny

you can also post your own, wanna get more people to scare Malley to death? lol

here's another:

how'd you escape Convexity?
Malefor: I' dont really know?
oh crap, Malefor's escaped again...
YOU!!!! * turns into *
Malefor: like I'm scared of you!
grrrr
Malefor: crap...

Hey, it isnt a comic but i think that it is funny.

How many Malefors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

answer: like anyone can type the number pi....

Quote: Gamer900

How many Malefors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but he gets his horns stuck in the ceiling.

lol

Me: * gets horn clippers*
Malefor: oh shoot...
remember me
Malefor: help...

now what could I do to Malefor....

be as evil as possible maybe you could send some spirit dragons after him

Malefor: why me?

Ok, how about this....

HOT GUM

me: hey Malefor!
Malefor: yeah?
me: want some gum?
Malefor: sure!
[Malefor takes gum and puts it in his mouth then his face turns red and he starts running round in circles screaming his head off]
me:[smiling evilily] this gum is hot tobaccsco, chilli powder and pepper flavour.

I got the flavour of the gum from a cartoon.

lol

i'll cool you off *breathes ice*
Malefor: c-cold
lolz
spyro you didn't do it right
huh?
*breathes colder ice*
Malefor: *frozen solid*

funny! here's another one!

SOUR CREAM BULL

me: hey malefor!
malefor: what now? not more gum!!!! Oh please no more gum!
me: relax, I'm not giving you any more gum okay!
Malefor: whew!
me: I came to give you this![thrusts a box tied up with ribbon at him]
malefor: for me!
me: yes.
[malefor opens box and gets a faceful of sour cream]
me: When I saw the word 'sour' i thought of you.
Malefor: very funny.
me: and I just happen to know that a certain bull I know loves to eat sour cream.
Malefor: [shakes off cream] Oh well that's ok....... [gulps] did you say 'bull'?
me: yes.
[just then a great big bull charges at malefor]
Malefor: Aarggggggggggghhhhhhh!!!!!!! I want my mummy!!!!
[bull chases malefor all the way to conveixity, leaving a very soggy dragon locked up.]

Not as funny as the first one in my view, but it was all I could think of.

^ lol Malley's gonna have a fear of bulls and sour cream!

another one (spoilers for end of dawn of the dragon: read at own risk)

spirit dragon 1: you're going back to Convexity
Malefor: make me
spirit dragon 2: WHAT?!
spirit dragon 3: NOW!!!!
Malefor: no
spirit dragon 4: NOW!!!!
Malefor: no
spirit dragon 5: NOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!
Malefor: O.O

tell me about it!!!

THE GAPING HOLE Pt.1

me: hey malefor! come and get me!!!
Malefor: I'm going to kill you for those things you did!
me:[pulls face][Malefor growls and charges at me, realises he's running on air and falls]
me: [leaning over edge of pit] you were saying?

Malefor: make me
*knocks out malefor*

THE GAPING HOLE Pt.2

Malefor: [flys out of pit and lands the other side of hole] how could you do that to me?!! I am Malefor, ruler of the world...
me: humongus bighead, dolt, idiot....
Malefor; why are you calling me those names?
me: because you didn't see an uncovered hole that was right in front of you?

This one involves Aang and Toph from Avatar...

Malefor: ow... my head
[toph comes along]
Toph: *earthbends Malefor into air*
Malefor: *lands* owww... my butt
Aang: you know that wasn't Ozai, right?
Toph: huh?
Malefor: I officially hate crossovers...

THE ZOO Pt.1

zoo keeper: gotcha! you''ll make a good attraction for our zoo!
Malefor: Nooooo, you can't do this to me... I'm a purple dragon....
[250 hours later]
Malefor: argggggggggghhh I'm in a cage again!!!!!!
spectators: oooh ahhh, a dragon....ooh aah
Malfefor: what does that sign say.....huh? Arrggggh!!!
sign: this dragon can only be fed sour cream
malefor: I want my Mummy!!

OH MY LOL!!!!!

Me as Zookeeper: Time for your sour cream Malley! *Psycho movie music plays*
Malefor: *screams*

thank you for adding on.

THE ZOO: FOOD FIGHT

malefor: get away from me you crazy kid!!
kid: [holding a sour cream pie] take that you purple thingy, and that and..... I've ran out of pies.
Malefor;[covered in sour cream] Arrrghhhhhhh! You're psycho!
kid: this should be interesting..........
SPLAT [kid threw a great big sour cream pie at malley's face]
Malefor: I hate you. [growls]
kid: zoo keeper!!! The dragon tried to eat me!
zoo keeper: here dragon have you're dinner!
SPLAT, SPLUT, SPLIT
kid: food fight!!!!
malefor: why me?!!! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quote: Fire Legend

you can also post your own, wanna get more people to scare Malley to death? lol

here's another:

how'd you escape Convexity?
Malefor: I' dont really know?
oh crap, Malefor's escaped again...
YOU!!!! * turns into *
Malefor: like I'm scared of you!
grrrr
Malefor: crap...

LOL!!!!!!!!Thats funny!

I'll skip this one asMalefor's meh fave character and to me it's quite offensive...

Quote: Spyroli

Quote: Fire Legend

you can also post your own, wanna get more people to scare Malley to death? lol

here's another:

how'd you escape Convexity?
Malefor: I' dont really know?
oh crap, Malefor's escaped again...
YOU!!!! * turns into *
Malefor: like I'm scared of you!
grrrr
Malefor: crap...

LOL!!!!!!!!Thats funny!

thanks
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*chasing Malefor*
Malefor: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you better run!
*walks in*
Malefor: *turns spyro to Dark Spyro*
Dark Spyro: *breathes Convexity breath at Malefor*
Malefor: NOT AAGGGGGGGGGGGAINNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs*

RPG TIME!!!!!

-possible ETD quote

you purple putz!
Malefor: am not!
*walks in*
Malefor *hides behind Sparx*

Malefor: *Tries to drive a car.*

Spyro: Ur doin it wrong!

ASYLUM OF THE DELUDED MIND: EVIL TREES

[malefor is walking through a forest]
malefor: seeing as i am the the king of evil and the one and only worthwhile purple dragon, I shall command these trees to do my bidding!
[malefor stands in middle of path]
malefor: trees! I malefor, king of evil command you to do my bidding!
[all the trees move out to stand in front of malefor in orderly lines]
malefor: excellent! now trees I want you to...........
trees: lets get him!
[trees start chasing malefor down the path back to town]
malefor: AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
[malefor bolts back into town and starts looking for a policeman, eventually he finds one]
malefor: please......help me.......evil trees......chasing me.....HELP!!!
policeman: right, I know just the place for you! and dont worry, its safe from[gives small snigger] the evil trees.
malefor: oh thank you......THANK YOU!
[later that day]
malefor: hey, I'm sane! there really were evil trees! I don't need to be in a lunatic asylum! I'm not looney! HHHHHHHEEEEEEEELLLLLPPPPPPPP!!!
jailer: hey malley! here's lunch!
[shoves a sour cream pie through food hole]
malefor:[presses himself against back wall] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Malefor: Argh! Why cant people understand my feelings! I hate sour cream! I hate asylums! And I want my teddy back!!! *crys*
Jailer: Fine fine! *throws teddy in
Malefor: Teddy!!! *hugs, hears beeping noise* Huh? *Teddy explodes covering him in sour cream* AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHH!!!! *laughs like lunatic and bangs head against wall*

ASYLUM OF THE DELUDED MIND: ONE JOB AND A VANILLA CAKE

malefor: why is it always me who gets bad things happening to them?!!
jailer: hey malley! the head jailer says sorry for all this sour cream he's been giving you so he sent me to give you this!
malefor: [suspicously] what is it?
jailer: vanilla cake
malefor: I love vanilla cake!!!
[bends over to eat cake and takes first bite]
malefor: [gags]
jailer: sour cream pie that looks like vanilla cake to be precise.
[the next day]
malefor is standing in head jailers office while being issued a job]
head jailer: now malefor, your frame of mind isn't getting any better so I have decided that if you work here you can go free.
malefor: you're joking?
head jailer: no, I'm not joking. your job is this; to replace all the light bulbs in the asylum.
malefor: easy peasy!
[malefor starts job]
A FEW DAYS LATER........
malefor: swearing
head jailer; malefor, you've been stuck on one light bulb, the light bulb in my office, for three days! why?
malefor: [in muffled voice] because my horns are stuck in the ceiling.

message

ANOTHER FEW DAYS LATER.......

malefor: finally! now to tell the head jailer i can move on to the next light bulb!
[malefor finds head jailer]
head jailer: malefor?!! I thought you had your horns stuck in the ceiling?!!
malefor: I did, but I freed them....with a bit of debris involved.......and I'm ready to move onto the next light bulb!
head jailer: right.....okay. guard!
[guard comes up]
head jailer: escort malefor back to his cell would you?
guard: yes sir!
[guard takes malefor back to cell and goes on guard duty again]
MEANWHILE.......
head jailer: [while walking back to office] I am going to get that dragon transported to another asylum.....he's ruining whats left of my reputation!
[opens door to office, stares gobsmacked at the sight of it and faints]
malefor: I hope the head jailer doesn't mind that I collasped his ceiling while trying to get my horns out.

ASYLUM OF THE DELUDED MIND: THE TRANSFERRAL

new one! [asylum continued]
[guard is escorting malefor to head jailers relocated office]
guard: [knocks on door]
head jailer: come in.
[guard opens door for malefor, malefor goes inside, guard waits outside]
head jailer: ah malefor, I have something to tell you.
malefor: yes?
head jailer: it was a very easy decison to make malefor. I've decided to have you relocated to another asylum. i'm sorry but you're ruining our reptutation!
malefor: [bursts into tears] but-t......I like it here!
head jailer: thats my final word.......NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!!!! GUARD!
[guard enters room]
head jailer: escort this dragon to the transportation van.
guard: yes sir!
[guard drags malefor to transportation van and throws him in]
malefor: you can't make me move! I want to stay! oh well........WAIT!!! STOP THIS VAN!!!!! I SAY STOP THIS VAN NOW!!!!
driver: why?
malefor: BECAUSE I"VE LEFT MY TEDDY BEHIND!!!

THE NEXT DAY.....
[malefor is skulking in new asylum and sobbing his heart out]
malefor: oh teddy! why did I leave you behind? WHY?!!!
MEANWHILE......
head jailer: [on phone] huh, malefor left his teddy behind? well I'll send it over, yes goodbye! [hangs up.] GUARD!!!
[guard enters]
guard: yes sir?!!
head jailer: I want you to put our ex-prisoners teddy in the incinerator then send its ashes to his new asylum....
guard: yes sir!

ASYLUM OF THE DELUDED MIND: TEDDY'S ASHES
THE NEXT DAY......
[at malefors asylum]
guard: breakfast malley! and a parcel for you.
malefor: UGGH! sour cream again!! i wonder what this parcel is?!!!
[malefor opens parcel, reads letter and bursts into very noisy tears]
note: malefor, seeing as you vry stupidly forgot your teddy we here at your old asylum took the liberty of sending it to you........as ashes and in an urn. signed- head jailer
LATER THAT NIGHT........
[malefor is curled up asleep on the floor, clutching urn with teddy's ashes in, cuddling it]

malefor has sourpieophobia LOL

yeah and he also has teddy seperation agziady good comics these are so funny.

Malefor: SNIFF you know where Skabb is
Sniff & Scratch: EVERYWHERE
Malefor: what's that got ot meen
*skabb behind him*
Malefor: *looks behind him* ****
Skabb: *opens mouth and swallows him* CLIFF *goes towards cliff*
Malefor: oh no why is it always me first Spyro then this
Skabb: *falls off cliff*
Malefor:

hey Malefor!!!

Malefor: WHAT?!

Me and Spyro want you to do something for us!

Malefor: What?

and DIE!!!!!!! *shoots convexity at Malefor*

Malefor:NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! *dies*

i have one
Malefor: PREPARE TO DIE!!!
a cute bunny rabbit looks at Malefor and wiggles it's nose
Malefor: Awww arent you cute.
Bunny's eyes turn red and it roars at malefor malefor runs away like a little girl.

ASYLUM OF THE DELUDED MIND: DEATH WISH

malefor: my life is a misery........why can't I die?
[someone throws a minute bomb through asylum cells window]
malefor: [looking at it] well thats to small to kill me, it's tiny!
BOOM!!!
[explosion so big it destroys malefor's cell, within minutes every one in the world is cheering their head off and partying]
people: [chanting] malefors dead! malefor's dead!! WWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!
malefor: [in conveixty] well what do you know? it killed me!
THE NEXT DAY......
malefor: I'm bored of being dead, I'm going back into the world of the living!
people om earth: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!! MALEFOR'S COMING BACK!!!

Malefor: (Wacking his head on the ground reapededly) I'm a woodpecker exept with dirt so I'm a uhhhh... A DIRTPECKER!!! (continues to wack his head agiasenst the ground)
Gaul: (walking by) uhhhhhh...... Master what are you doing?
Malefor: (looks at Gaul) uhhh.. nothing...
Gaul: Thinking"I cant beleave i follow this guy"(leaves)
Malefor: good he's gone now back to being a DIRTPECKER!!!! (Keeps wacking his head on the ground) HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHA!!!!

Hey Malefor!
Malefor: Yeah? Just a minet... *fulls over stairs*
*two hours later*
Malefor: *fulls down another par of stairs*
*three hours later*
Malefor: *trips over a carpet. Fulls down yet another pair of stairs*
*4 hours later*
Ect ect...

*10 hours later*

Malefor: *opens door*
, & TRICK OR TREAT!!!
Malefor: *slams door*
:legend, & *hears Malefor fulling up stairs*
How does he do that?
He is magical!
Lets get Malefor to come here again! *rings door bell*

*10 hours later and Malefor is in hostipel*

Malefor: I shouldn't of got a 10 story house....

hilarious!!!

Very LOL

MALEFOR'S CASE OF MISTAKEN IDENTITY

hypnotist: now malefor, I want you to follow this watch with your eyes........yes that's it.......
[malefor follows watch with eyes]
hypnotist: now........you are getting very sleepy............NOT AWAKE!.........sleepy............
[malefor grumbles and stays awake]
hypnotist: I can't do this! I've been trying to hypnotise you for the past 24 hours!
[malefor suddenly falls face first on the floor in a trance]
hypnotist: finally!!! okay now.........

A FEW MINUTES LATER......

[malefor wakes up, the hypnotist has left]
malefor: WAHHHHHHHHH! mummy! I want my lollipop and dress!!! WAHHHHHHHH!!!

AN HOUR LATER........

[malefor is skipping round the garden licking a rainbow lollipop and wearing a pink frilly, lace dress and singing round and round the garden]
person: thank you! That should keep him out of trouble for while!
hypnotist: yes, it should considering he thinks he's a 3 year old girl who likes teletubbies and my little pony.

lol!

me:you are going down malefor!!
malefor:ok(uses elevator to go down)
me:(sighs)not that way
malefor:what do you mean?
me:this(pulls out a sword)
malefor:EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!(runs away)

Me: Malley, what are you scared of?
Malefor: Nothing
Me: *holds up a raisen*
Malefor: O.O *eyes pop*
Raisen: I'm gonna eat you!
Malefor: O.O*runs away*
Raisen: Talk about gulible...Even special needs weasels know that I don't have a mouth
Me: Then how are you speaking
Raisen: It's a conspirisy!!!!!!!

im gonna kill you
no your not im evil
im gonna hurt you
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH

6:00 Am Spyro, Cynder, Ignitus just outside New York City after accidently flying into a wormhole on land.
Spyro: "Uhm where are we?"
Cynder: "Hell if I know."
Ignitus: "Some sort of strange land."
Spyro: "Well thank you Captian Obivious!"
Cynder: "Hey what is that?"
[Random robber is running away from the cops.]
Spyro: "Uhm...I don't know but it's coming this way."
[Spyro goes into a building with the letters B-U-R-G-E-R-K-I-N-G, everybody inside runs out burgers still in hand.] <-of course
Spyro: "RIIIIGHT!!!!"
[Spyro and Cynder grabs some burgers and starts tossing them at the robber and the robber slips over a burger and falls right next to Spyro. Spyro sets him to fire and a butterfly pops out of him.] <-WtF?

(Stay tuned for Episode 2, Malefor Might Need Braces.)

Quote: torok

Malefor: (Wacking his head on the ground reapededly) I'm a woodpecker exept with dirt so I'm a uhhhh... A DIRTPECKER!!! (continues to wack his head agiasenst the ground)
Gaul: (walking by) uhhhhhh...... Master what are you doing?
Malefor: (looks at Gaul) uhhh.. nothing...
Gaul: Thinking"I cant beleave i follow this guy"(leaves)
Malefor: good he's gone now back to being a DIRTPECKER!!!! (Keeps wacking his head on the ground) HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHA!!!!

ROTFLMAO!!!!

these r hilarius

so is anyone going to make some more