darkSpyro

This is a simple game. I'll show you how to play.

Player 1: Would you rather eat a sandwhich or not eat a sandwhich
Player 2: Eat a sandwhich. Would you rather die or not die?

I'll start it off

Would you rather only be able to eat dogfood, or be glued to your worst enemy for the rest of your life?

Eh.... Only eat dog food.

Would you rather never use the internet again, or never watch TV again?

TV... you can just watch your favorite TV programs on Youtube.

Would you rather never find out about Spyro, or come home from school and find that your little sister redecorated your room with rainbows and kitties?

Never of found out about spyro.


Would u rather try to beat the hardest game in the world that's near impossible with no cheat codes or cheat device or be born as a black slave in those slavery days. (muahahahaha!)

the video game, I bet I could do it

Would you rather have no feet or no hands?

No feet

Would you rather be blind or deaf?

Blind, at least I can still hear my favorite TV show.

Would you rather get thrown into a volcano, or suffocate in space?

Suffocate in space

Would you rather have no television of any sort (movies, shows, anime, etc.), or no music?

No television.... oh my god imagine the world without music. It's my drugs.

Would you rather live your whole life only being naked, or have a pet bird that says '**** you' everyday nonstop?

The bird.

Would you rather be hunted by ISIS for your entire life or become a Minion?

I wouldn't care if I was being attacked for the rest of my life, at least I wouldn't have to be one of those yellow ****ers.

Would you rather have MLP be your only show on your only TV, or never get a job again because no company accepts you (this includes youtube)

MLP. I can turn the TV off.

Would you rather be the buttiest butt of all buttdom, or have my new avi after you?

First one.

Would you rather stick a toothpick under the toenail of your big toe and kick the wall as hard as you can, or cut all your teeth out with nail clippers?

Toothpick. Kick it with the other foot. HA

WYR have to tell the truth for the rest of your life, or always lie?

always tell the truth, because if i had to always lie i would have to lie about things that benefit me, or how i'm feeling, amongst others, and that'd put me in more unfavourable circumstances than telling the truth, most the time? having to lie about myself would make it so that i'd never actually be understood or known at all, by anyone, i'd have to internalize so many more things.

always telling the truth could be bad if someone asked the right questions, but i'm assuming that no one would actually be aware that i am constantly telling the truth, and maybe things that are Unbelievable but True about me would end up being assumed as lies anyhow (this already happens for real). i'm really bad at lying so it might not even change too much....

would you rather ...

1. be able to make any video game you wish but not be credited for it or known for it at all
   
2. be able to work with whatever video game company you wish (and never be fired) but all your ideas are either ignored or edited severely
   

?

The no credit for video game one. At least I would know that I made it. If someone just kept editing or ignoring my ideas, I would get really pissed off.

Would you rather eat a full on mayonaise sandwhich, or be the ugliest person in the universe?

be able to make any video game but not be credited because i would still be able to make a steven universe video game

would you rather...

1. get steven universe toys but not be able to use them in any way at all including holding and displaying driving you mad
2. not get steven universe toys but seeing them everywhere until the point where you go mad

Numero uno.

Wyr leave home but take only two friends with you and never make any more
Or keep all your friends but never leave home.

First


Would you rather:
Be a Test Subject and always get praised by the whole world?
Be a Scientist and always get praised by the whole world?

2

wyr

be a villain

be a hero

Hero


Would you rather wake up and find that you couldn't communicate in any form (this includes writing) or wake up and find you are on mars, somehow alive, with nobody around?


Edit: I'm a ninja, you're a ninja, we're all ninjas!

The Mars thing. Also sprocketrocket I posted before you so can you edit your post answering mine?

Would you rather die and be stuck in your worst nightmare, having to repeat it forever, or have your little sister stay with you for the rest of your life?

EDIT: Ninjas galore

That ninja...


I'll go for both

Sprocketrocket@: Villian

Mega Spyro@: second

@pwnage: First, a nightmare can be changed if you have the correct will. Besides, a nightmare can NEVER be repeated the same way.


Anyway

Would you rather
Be a Rabbit
Be a Minion

Be a minion
Wood u rather

Bring a family member back from the dead
Or....
Be a billionaire

Original.
Bring a family member back from the dead.

Would you rather clean your ear with a power drill the rest of your life, or whenever you get out of the shower to dry off your towel feels like a razor blade?

Ear powerdrill. Dont ask.

Have to eat escargot every day oncw a day.
Never eat anything sweet.

I would never eat anything sweet, mostly because I can't read the top one.

Would you rather:
Be a Stunfisk for the rest of your life (search it up)
or fart every hour, only in public, loud and deadly.

Escargot is a french dwlicacy aka snails.

Id go with farting.

1. Have your nose cut off
2. Have yours ears cut off.

UHHHHHH NOSE

Would you rather be a villain or a superhero?

Villian

Would you rather be a light or dark elemental?

What do you think. Light

Would you rather be stranded on a island with only cake to eat or stranded on a island with only ice cream to eat.

Da ice cream
Would u rather
Be the smartest person on earth
Or
Live forever

Be the smartest person on earth

SKYLANDER QUESTION!

Would you rather be Astroblast or Knigtlight.

Knight light.


Would you rather be Classick Spyro or Skylanders Spyro?

Skylanders Spyro since i don't play legend of spyro

When i tried to I failed horribly....

Would you rather be the night or the day.

RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS

Classic

EDIT: Ninja'd. Day.

Would you rather eat a full on mayonaise sandwhich, or get hooked with a fishing rod in your ear?

ninja'd

the second


Would you rahter be my avatar or be finished by my avatar?

Be finished. Cause you cannot touch this man.

Would you rather play hockey or football?

RATHER BE YOUR AVATAR. EVEN THOUGH I DON'T GET IT

@Dark Snap Shot FLY FLY FLY FLY! ITS ALWAYS BEEN MY DREAM

Edit: Ninja'd THATS BEEN HAPPENING A LOT

Would you rather be a Dragon or a Bird

Bird bird biiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrd! GO SCIENCE ALL DAY!


Anyways
WYR be a Test Subject or a Scientist?

Scientist.. It's needed for some people with mental problems..

Would you rather come first. or end third?

SCIENTIST.... Well IDK. It could be either but i'll chill with Scientist.

Would you rather Never Laugh Again or Have your toothbrush replaced with a cactus.

I'm bad at this.

I have a feeling imma get Ninja'd.

Edit: I WAS RIGHT!

Cactus.


Wry have a bird-scientist as pet or a rat-scientist as pet

bIRD sCIENTIST

Would you rather Look Blurry (when people see you your blurry) Or get 1000 paper cuts. YAY

Look blurry

Would you rather be a carrot or a meatball?

A meatball, 'cause more people would probably want to eat me heheh

Would you rather eat something you're extremely allergic to, or get stung by 30 wasps (assuming you aren't allergic to them).

Extremely allergic to. I'm allergic to nothing :D

WYR eat spaghetti or goulash?

Spaghetti


WYR eat a bee or a wasp?

A Bee. They are easier to swallow.

Would You Rather...

Date a homeless person to avoid getting caught.
Or
Would you tell your parents you stole an item and wait for your punishment.?

The second one

Would you rather have your eyes gutted out, or sleep on a bed of nails for the rest of your life?